Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27458210-20160602175239/@comment-27281654-20160608003837

Here we go.


 * at the Cat base*

Mohawk: Well, I don't know where we should strike next.

Eraser: Are they even a threat anymore? I mea-

???: Hail, former knaves! It is I!

Mohawk: Oh, it's you. Hey, UMD.

Eraser: What brought you here?

UMD: I just saw a massive tornado on the skirts of Purring Plains.

Mohawk: Massive what?

UMD: A tornado. It destroys all with frenzied blasts!

Mohawk: Then I probably know who's behind this.

*at the Manic base*

UMM: Our attack on Battle Cats Land is not going as planned... Manic Flying Cat!

Uber Manic Flying Cat: What do you require, master?

UMM: Go over to our tornado base and get rid of the Cats.

UMF: Affirmative, master.

UMM: (whispering) ...then we might not have to replace so many boxes...

An unknown voice comes from above.

???: You're taking your sweet time to do this, you know.

UMM: I'm so sorry, oh great and Maniacal one.

These plains have a giant tornado at the center, raining down beams. They create a small explosion, that nevertheless does ((FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(Complete, Utter and Total Oblivion))))) damage from -300-300 of where they hit!

Insane DPS, and very fast movement. Has low HP, but tears through all.

Has great health, but poor damage. What makes him annoying is that he does splash damage.

Has enormous health and moderate damage. Attacks much slower than a typical Gory, but will just bust a path for himself with his splash knockback ability.

Blocks the way with very high attack and health. A single shot from him will do (302,450 x ((FOOT(FOOT(Complete, Utter and Total Oblivion))))*% x8) damage to the Cat Castle. Ouch.

Moves backwards to cover his blind spot. He's learned from the last battle!

Most enemies are spammed, except for Darkness Bear and Darkness'boin. Darkest Archer appears at the end of the level, surrounded by a purple coat of gas. When you're there...

Mohawk: Hey, it's you again!

Darkcher: I'm so flattered.

Mohawk: Your shield is gone, though...

Darkcher: It is now protecting me. Take your best shot!

A glowing arrow strikes him, shattering the shield.

Darkcher: That's not what I meant, and you know it!

Archer: Too bad. Let's get him!

Once you beat Darkcher, he leaves, and you can enter the next level.

This stage is really long and brutal. Every enemy, thankfully, has a hoverboard. The hoverboard has 100,000 HP, (magnified like the rider), 1 knockback, and moves at the same speed as the rider. Destroy it, and the enemy dies.

Your Cats have to rest on a platform, along with the base. Short-ranged Cats must take hoverboards to fight. There is a rest break every 500,000 length.

Once you get to the end, the boss appears...

He starts using the second attack when knocked back one, and the third when knocked back twice. Ludicrous power.

Flying Cat: Wait... YOU'RE the boss!

UMF: Why, yes, that's me.

Flying Cat: Have you ever heard of Uber Crazed Bird Cat?

UMF: Of course. A very loyal minion, he was.

*Flying Cat develops an "oh shit" look on his face*

UMF: And, now that we're clearly responsible for every scrap of damage the Uber Crazed Cats caused, there's no reason not to kill you.

Suddenly, King Uber Crazed Fish appears.

KUCF: You forgot something.

UMF: What?

KUCF: ...the horde never stops...

...

KUCF: Where are they?

300 Uber Crazed Fish Cats rise up from the platform.

KUCF: Much better.

UMF levitates slightly upwards, then fires a beam, killing all Uber Crazed Fish.

UMF: :3

KUCF: This isn't working.

Suddenly, a bullet comes out of nowhere. UMF is stunned.

Sniper the Cat: Looks like we came in time!

A balloon arrives, carrying the Limited and Reinforcement cats.

UMF: *fires laser*

The balloon dodges out of the way.

UMF: Oh, come on.

Prof. Cat Jobs: Looks like it's time that you're taught a lesson! Ho-ho!

Every enemy comes as support, except Darkness Bear, Darkness'boin, and Darkness Gory. When you beat him...

UMF: No... NO! *falls down*

Mohawk: Wow... :3! We did it!

UMF gets back up again.

Mohawk: Nya, shi-

UMF: I will not be disgraced by such filth as the likes of you. Now lie down and meet your end.

Mohawk: Why do you do evil, anyway?

UMF: I was brought into this realm by a being so far above your comprehension, your lowly minds would break upon viewing it.

Flying Cat: And yet we beat you.

UMF starts to glow and vibrate.

Mohawk: This is probably bad.

UMF: 'GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! YOUR MISERABLE EXISTANCES WILL END, IN A WORLD WHERE NO ONE REMEMBERS YOU!'

A shadowy figure dive-tackles UMF out of the way, and off the platform.

UMF: Your special attacks are lameeeeeeeeeee...! *explodes*

Eraser: Is that... no, it couldn't possibly be...

Uber Manic Eraser: 'sup.

Mohawk: How, exactly, did you survive?

UME: Aleph-one minus aleph-one is still aleph one. I math pretty well.

Mohawk: And why are you saving us?

UME: Remember that bottomless pit?

Mohawk: Yes?

UME: It was just very, very deep, all right?

Eraser: Why would you want to save us?

UME: While I had my stay there, I had somewhere between half a year and eternity to contemplate my actions.

Eraser: Namely?

UME: Namely, that being an Uber Manic Cat isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Mohawk: Good to hear.

KUCF: Which reminds me... how are we going to get down? Our balloons deflated.

later...

Prof. Cat Jobs: The way I see it, the fall doesn't kill you. The ground does.

So I weakened it.

Sniper the Cat: I hate it when the things that he says that don't make sense make sense.