Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31823253-20170903100930/@comment-33601596-20171209004248

SunsetKitten wrote: The impact hits right next to me. It creates a huge, smoking crater. I am flung out of the way by sheer force of the explosion, and fly very far through the air before landing somewhere. As there is no fall damage in Battle Cats, I survive, but with 1 health because of the explosion.

Next must survive the earth being turned into a singularity of cake. If you don't know what a singularity is, it's the blindingly white part in a black hole. The part where nothing escapes. If you get my reference, good on you. You don't get to eat said cake because it is well made, but a flavor you don't like. I...I get the reference...

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Dammit Chaos.