Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27281654-20160427012045

Ah, yes. Visions of Armageddon.

At the beginning, Kory Walker and Gory Walker appear.

A Kory in a robot walker. Moves and attacks slowly, but can do a massive shockwave. Has good reach, so watch your back!

A Gory in a walker. Melees you while Kory provides support.

Once they are done, you continue, with Them and Bhey Bhey being spammed.

3 stick figures with antennae. They are weak, but don't underestimate their shockwave!

Another small but deadly enemy. Can be annoying in groups.

Continue on, and Cli-One will appear as a mini-boss. After that, M.S. SIGNS will be sent out in addition to the others.

A robot Ms. Sign. Holds a sign that says "LOL FUK U. GIVE UP."

After a while, Kurosawah appears. Once he's dead, you're in the final stretch. Just watch out for the now-spammed mini-mechas!

A robot Trolly Blogger. Very annoying.

Once you get to the end, you see a shadowy figure in a shadowy headdress.

???: My, my. So you've made it.

UCG: So... you're the one with the plan.

UCA: Wait, what plan?

UCG: I had had a dream about this. You were building a robot destined to destroy all with its beams of light.

???: BINGO! Your reward is a quick death! Arise... MEGA CAT 2.0.!

-beat-

???: Well well well. Well well welly well. Well welly well well. Welly well well well. Welly.

???: Guess I'll just have to fight you myself!

-beep-


 * on this, 3 Gory and Kory Walkers arise.

UCG: You asshole.

???: Or not.

Once you beat him...

???: No... NO! This can't be happening!

UCG: Shut your cat food hole.

-tremor happens, a machine rises out of the ground-

UCA: Looks like we have a... "situation" on our hands.

UCG: SINGER CAT, YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS!

Singer Cat: I think NOT.

An absolute behemoth of a boss. The boss shockwave knocks you back to the beginning. It targets the midsection of the level, so you need to haul ass to the end. If you finally get there...

Singer Cat: GYEEP! You weren't supposed to get here!

UCG: Well, I did. The Cat reinforcements are on their way. Surrender now and stop the weapon, and we might let you out alive.

Singer Cat: And if I refuse? Your entire world goes bye-bye.

UCG: Along with you.

Singer Cat: NGGGH! I DON'T CARE! TARGETING SYSTEMS! LET'S GIVE THIS CAT-STARD WHAT HE DESERVES!

You need to move around the map, dodging his attacks, defeating enemies, and destroying the Power Cores.

There are 6 of them, at 80000, 150000, 230000, 310000, and 390000. The 6th one is right in front of Mega Cat. Once you destroy them all, Mega Cat's defence drops to 0! Once you defeat him...

Singer Cat: NOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE LOST! HOW COULD YOU-*splurk...*

*UCA has run him through with his axe*

Island Cat: We were getting worried about you! What happened?

UCG: Oh, nothing. We just had to stop a giant robot. Wish you were there.

Island: I DON'T!

Flying Cat: What's important is that you're safe. Now, let's get back.


 * And so, the schemer was put to an end. We did not see a soul fly off, which can only mean that Uber Crazed Axe Cat shattered it with just one mighty blow. Still, he may return... *in bad handwriting* that 30 cat food was really delicious tho. totally made this worth it.

Eraser Cat: Okay, ONE of you is vandalizing the tomes of knowledge!

UCA: *whistling*

UCG: *fidgeting*

And that's about it.