Thread:Ethanlac/@comment-27186148-20151126193604/@comment-27281654-20160219030044

Here's how the battle went: (Warning: Dramatised)

◾ Seven.

◾ Seven cat souls, and Lord BERSERKORY will become a god.

◾ Six. That's how many we have collected thus far.

◾ Understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed.

◾ First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far...

◾ I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago...

◾... Forget it.

◾ Look. Metal Hippoe didn't come to his meeting today.

◾ Say what you want about him. He's weird, he's naive, he's self-absorbed...

◾ But Metal Hippoe has NEVER missed a meeting.

◾ And no matter what time you call him on the phone... Night, day, afternoon, morning... He ALWAYS answers within the first two rings.

◾ ... But now he's gone. And his brother isn't around, either.

◾ What did you do to him?

◾ What did you DO TO HIM?

◾ Metal Hippoe, who I have trained every day...

◾ Even though I KNOW he's too goofy to ever hurt anyone...

◾ Go ahead.

◾ Prepare however you want.

◾ But when you step forward...

◾ I will KILL you.

Suddenly, Dioramos lands an attack.

◾ Ngahhh... ◾You were stronger... than I thought...

◾ So then... ... this is where... ... it ends...

◾ ...

◾ No...

◾ NO!

◾I won't die!

◾Axe... Lizard... Gross...

◾Everyone is counting on me to protect them!

◾NNNNAGH!

◾CAT!

◾In the name of everyone's hopes and dreams...

◾I WILL DEFEAT YOU!

Dioramos lands another crushing blow.

◾ [Shy Boy] Crazed Bird... You're... You're hurt...

◾ [Crazed Bird] Hurt? It's nothing. Next time, listen when I tell you to leave, okay?

◾ [Shy Boy] Crazed Bird... I...

◾ [Crazed Bird] I'll take care of this!

◾ Get out of here!

◾...heh... "It's nothing"... ◾ No... s-somehow, with just one hit...

◾ I'm already...

◾ Already...

◾ D... damn it....

◾ Gross... Axe... BERSERKORY...

◾ Just like that, I...

◾ I've failed you.

◾ No...

◾ My body... It feels like it's splitting apart.

◾ Like any instant... I'll scatter into a million pieces.

◾ But...

◾ Deep, deep in my soul.

◾ There's a burning feeling I can't describe.

◾ A burning feeling that WON'T let me die.

◾ This isn't just about crazed cats anymore, is it?

◾ If you get past me, you'll...

◾ You'll destroy them all, won't you?

◾ Crazed Cats... Awakened Forms... Everyone...

◾ Everyone's hopes. Everyone's dreams. Vanquished in an instant.

◾ But I WON'T let you do that.

◾ Right now, everyone in the world...

◾ I can feel their hearts beating as one.

◾ And we all have ONE goal.

◾ To defeat YOU.

◾ Cat. No, WHATEVER you are.

◾ For the sake of the whole world...

◾ I, THE CRAZED BIRD, will strike you down!

◾ You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.


 * The hero appears.


 * CHECK


 * CRAZED BIRD ATT 99 DEF 99

Hero reformed by his own DETERMINATION to save Battle Cats Land.

Crazed Bird sends little arrows from the sides of the screen.


 * The wind is howling...


 * FIGHT

1298 damage.

Crazed Bird sends swirling winds around your CAT (Container of Almighty Terror).


 * This continues for a while... until...


 * The gusts pause for a moment.


 * Plead

You told the Crazed Bird you didn't want to fight. But nothing happened.

Crazed Bird does one final dark shockwave attack, sending scores of Rain D.s and Bores at you.


 * FIGHT

99999 damage.


 * Damn it...


 * So even THAT power...


 * It wasn't enough...?


 * Heh... Heheheh...


 * If you... If you think I'm gonna give up hope, you're wrong.


 * Cause I've... Got my friends behind me.


 * Axe told me that he would watch me fight you...


 * And if anything went wrong, he would... evacuate everyone.


 * By now he's called BERSERKORY and told him to absorb the 6 human SOULs.


 * And with that power... This world will live on...!