Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27458210-20160510125449

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Sklazziba: You mean…. The Hans that single-handedly killed off the resistances of billions of Universes just last week?

EoE: Yes.

Sklazziba: The Hans that obliterated millions of black holes just to walk a dofferent direction?

EoE: Yes.

Sklazziba: The Hans that is a legend throughout almost every existing universe?

EoE: Yup.

Sklazziba: I think he’s doing more important stuff.

EoE: These cats have been upgraded to a “major threat”. Hans can take care of it.

Sklazziba: Are you sure?

EoE: I’ve seen him single-handedly take on way worse threats in his sleep. He can do it.

Sklazziba: Okay. I’ll get him. But just a question…

EoE: What?

Sklazziba: You mean the Hans that tore open a rift in the area here to make this ship?

EoE: Just go get him.

Mohawk: So, if the Emperor has been sending stuff to kill us, what will happen now?

Eraser: I don’t know.

Dark: Maybe it’s…

Dovahkiin: No. Can’t be him.

Hans: (Hiding in bushes) Okay, I’ve got a cat in sight. Ready to grab. 3… 2…. 1…

(Hans launches a hand out and grabs a stray cat)

Hans: This…. is not the right cat.

Jamiera: Wait… I heard something from those bushes.

Archer: What’s the worst it could be? Hans the Assassin? He’s not even real.

Jamiera: It could be?

Hans: Not real? I’ll show them real! (Jumps out from a portal on the ground)

Eraser: Well, Jamiera was right… I guess.

Hans is a juggernaut. He hides at the end of the map, waiting for cats to get close to him. To attack, he kills all cats at a random section of the map. All you have to do is get close to him.

The minions are Death Commanders.

The most annoying enemy…. Ever. When a cat gets within a 1500 range area of him, he teleports back. He goes forward when he can’t go back anymore. To hurt him, you have to get close to him while he’s attacking. After you knock him back 9 times, he teleports right to your base and destroys it, laughing.

All good guys: (Fall back)

Hans: Easy Peasy.

Jamiera: Hans. It was an honor to lose to you.

Hans: Good to know. Cause you will die!

Eraser: Wait a second…. Battle restart glitch!

Hans: What?

You restart the battle. Hans’s time between attacks increases to 100. He does not teleport to destroy your base now. Leave that to the minions. When you win, this cutscene happens.

Hans: No! No! How did you possibly beat me?

Mohawk: It just happened.

Hans: Well I’m not leaving without one of you! (Puts hand over Mohawk)

Jamiera: Knocks Mohawk out of way, putting himself in hand area.

Mohawk: Jamiera?

Jamiera: Go! You guys can do it!

Hans: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! (Disappears with Jamiera)

Mohawk: So now we have 5 people.

EoE: So not even Hans could do it?

Sklazziba: Yes, sir.

EoE: Ugh. Well, whatever. We need to precaution, so we will never get destroyed by the cats.

Sklazziba: Alright.

EoE: By the time we’re done with them, they will wish they have never been born.

Mohawk: Hans left a portal. Should we go through it?

Eraser: (Looks smugly) Maybe….

Dovahkiin: We could suffer the same fate as our friends.

Dark: Whatever (Jumps in)

Archer: I guess we’re going in.

All: (Jump in)

(The cats are in a mystical world of nothing)

Eraser: I see a door. Should we go through it?

Mohawk: Why not? Let’s go!

Starts off with 99 Death Hurricanes. They can eventually overcome your units. However, if you manage to defeat them all, the level awakens.

It starts off with a higher buffed Death Hurricane. Then every cyclone will spawn at a rate of 5 per second each. After 15 minutes of cyclone madness, The Emperor’s Rage spawns. He is a juggernaut that can easily kill you.

What is interesting is his range. He has just 120 range, which means he won’t attack until a cat is within 120 range of him. However, these attack reach all cats between 2 and 700, which is everything less than 701 away from him. Beware of him.

After you beat The Emperor’s Rage, you continue on to the next room… after this cutscene.

Mohawk: Phew! Man, these enemies are getting tougher and tougher!

Eraser: We must not let that stop us! Continue!

Dovahkiin: Okay, I guess.

Dark: Let’s go!