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Survive the Attack

Forum > Fun and Games board > Survive the Attack

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Survive the Attack

Antares.I.G.Harrison

Little Forum Game. The basic thing is, the poster has to kill the next poster with a valid way. Then the next person has to get a valid way NOT to get killed.

For Example

Jake : I nuke the next poster.

Sammy : I control the nuke. I send it into outer space. I chainsaw the next user.

Luke : Chainsaw that is made out of paper. I drop a 10 tonne rock on the next user.

Jimmy : The rock is 10 tonne, but it is extremely dense, so it is 1cm across. I avoid it. Next user is sent into outer space without a space suit.

Jay : I am immortal. Next user is tied to 500 Kilogram Dynamite about the blow.

Chris : The rope is very thin, I cut it by strenght and run away. Next user is stabbed.

Etc Etc Etc.

Start : I nuke the nest poster.

Highlighted by Heliskyoh	11:40, September 30, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

There is no nest poster. I ungrammarfy the next poster!

11:58, September 28, 2015

104.162.175.34

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A Wikia contributor 104.162.175.34

I eat the Next poster. I un-ungrammify myself

22:08, September 28, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

No attack?

Also new rule : No repeating attacks used once.

I drop the next poster into an active volcano.

23:56, September 28, 2015

FilthyBones

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FilthyBones

The volcano was actually a FX effect for a Hollywood movie.

I give the next cat poisoned kibble.

06:25, September 29, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

I have a medicine that can cure the poison.

I throw the next cat into the ocean with rocks tied to him.

08:52, September 29, 2015

62.131.161.13

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A Wikia contributor 62.131.161.13

I, the next poster, am not a cat. I lock the next poster in a room until he/she starves to death

12:31, September 29, 2015

FilthyBones

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FilthyBones

I am the Schrödinger's Cat, you cannot know whether I'm dead.

I transform the next poster to Archer Cat, that bruises like tomato.

17:32, September 29, 2015

Fredy-san

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Fredy-san

Sorry, but I am a max+50000 level hacked archer cat.

How about if the next poster becomes one slave pet which fix up all of those stub pages, grammar mistakes and vandalism 24/7?

17:44, September 29, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

I hire another person to do it for me.

Next user is a cat facing One Million Teacher Bun Buns and you can't hack or spawn more cats.

Edited by Antares.I.G.Harrison	07:46, September 30, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

I use God Cat abilities with my 1000000 cat food I built up to kill them. The game crashes from lag.

I then cannot think of a good idea so the next poster's brain is completely blank and is incapable of processing thoughts or doing anything

Edited by Dragonlord0007	08:16, September 30, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

My friend fixes it for me.

Next user is a Doge who is facing A Bahamut Cat Max Level and Strenght. No enemies to support you. No hacks.

11:31, September 30, 2015

Katzlord

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Katzlord

I hack so I can hack and boost the doge by 10000000000000%

I send a level 1 archer against next user

12:05, September 30, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

I am Teacher Bun Bun. I just smash the Archer.

Next user is sucked into a black hole.

12:36, September 30, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

I defy Stephen Hawking's law. The archer is sent back out from the black hole. The archer is leveled up max through the "Mysterious Force".

Next user lands on the moon finding an alien invasion.

Edited by GGDungeons	13:46, September 30, 2015

Fredy-san

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Fredy-san

I just defeated them instead, took their technology and creates new empire there *Ahahaha

Oh well, the next user accidentally stepped on a space mine leftover from the war though.

PS: Oh hey GGDungeons returned after two months of almost no activity huh

07:50, October 1, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

It was a dream so I awoke just as the mine went off.

Next user is a cat about to get turned into xp.

PS : Yup I saw him in recent activities

09:59, October 1, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

reply to #16

However, that cat is one of God Cat's best recruits. Thus it wasn't turned into xp.

Next user got stuck in a TV.

PS: I know rite @Fredy-san :)

13:54, October 1, 2015

FilthyBones

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FilthyBones

We're in North Korea, there's no TV.

Next one is cooked by a man eater (or cat eater, whatever).

16:41, October 1, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

I pay him a mighty sum of 3 million people/cats, so he lets me go.

Next person simply becomes nonexistant

23:34, October 1, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

I clone myself before I become nonexistant.

Next user is chocked to death.

00:49, October 2, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

My persistent spirit brought me back to life.

Next poster travels to the future to find a gigantic monster chewing on Earth.

07:04, October 2, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

However, the gigantic monster was too full after eating through antarctica, so everyone fled to a new planet.

Next poster finds themselves as the mola stuck between a battle between cats and doges (Survive Mola Mola! reference)

10:27, October 2, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

Lucily I am Immortal ;3;/

Next user is sucked into a vacuum cleaner

11:02, October 2, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

But the vacuum cleaner is Luigi's Poltergust 3000, and he does not bear to suck in an innocent person.

Next user is sent to The End without any weapon or armour.

13:17, October 2, 2015

Lopomit

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Lopomit

All users dead!

17:27, October 2, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

lol

01:56, October 3, 2015

Magicalsandvich

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Magicalsandvich

(I will continue from GGDungeons k guizs?)

/gamemode 1. Enough said.

Next user becomes a Battle Cats addict, then has all his saves instantly wiped out from existance.

Edited by Magicalsandvich	05:32, October 3, 2015

ClimmyClim

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ClimmyClim

I rage for 2 seconds, then decide that it was time to move on anyway.

Next poster gets crushed by a falling building.

06:31, October 3, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

I am Neo. I already dodged the falling building before anyone else could react to it.

Next user is a bread eaten by Director Kurosawah.

08:00, October 3, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

I send another bread looking just like myself to get eaten instead.

Next user is killed by Godzilla.

08:57, October 3, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

It's in Minecraft, and I'm in Creative. I destroy it easily.

Next poster slowly dissolves into poop.

09:07, October 3, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

I re-become a human.

Next user has his heart gone

09:08, October 3, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

My friends find out, and they quickly implant a new heart.

Next poster is left standed in deep space with no oxygen supply

09:10, October 3, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

I am an alien that can live without oxygen.

Next user has all of his game progress deleted

09:13, October 3, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

My game progress in on all three of my devices. I reupload my progress on the one that was lost.

Next user is a doge facing an onslaught of infinite zombie and skelecats

09:17, October 3, 2015

FilthyBones

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FilthyBones

Luckily I am the doge stucked on the stomach of the upcoming Bahamut's true form. Wall Doges let me stack 4 of my brothers and I win.

Next user is stucked into the glass coffin of Michael Jackson, without Michael Jackson, who is already dead in a true coffin.

Edited by FilthyBones	09:42, October 3, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

Stuck into, or stuck inside? I don't get it. So I avoid death lol.

Next user is hit with Captain Falcon's Knee.

09:51, October 3, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

But it is not effective as his punch, so it does little damage.

Next person is NOT Captain Falcon and attempts Falcon Punch and disintergrates.

10:31, October 3, 2015

ClimmyClim

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ClimmyClim

Luckily I did it wrong and ended up just falling face flat onto the ground.

Next person fell out of a burning hot air balloon.

12:43, October 3, 2015

FilthyBones

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FilthyBones

GGDungeons you killed me haha.

Sniper Cat rescued me on his own hot air balloon.

Next one didn't review the Teacher Bun Bun's course before the final exam. FEAR HIS PUNCH.

14:56, October 3, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

I call upon my good friend JK Bun Bun, and they fight it out. I escape as they battle.

Next poster's keyboard breaks and can't defend themselves or attack anyone.

22:37, October 3, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

I coincidentally found another keyboard in my room.

Next user stole a precious diamond and got caught.

01:06, October 4, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

It was in "Stealing the diamond". All i do is press restart.

Next user dies and cannot respawn

03:02, October 4, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

I press the "title screen" button and go back to my world from the main menu.

Next poster is a weak acid and tries very hard to completely dissociate into hydrogen ions in water, but fails to do it thus dies to sorrow.

04:14, October 4, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

I respawn as vengeful cat and take my revenge.

Next poster ingests Azideoazide Azide just as it explodes.

05:13, October 4, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

I persuaded the Nitrogen atoms not to waste energy to achieve stablility. Thus I avoided the explosion.

Next user gets infected with a terminal disease after touching a radroach.

05:42, October 4, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

I am immune to that disease.

Next user is tied to a 10 tonne rock in a volcano about to erupt

06:17, October 4, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

I kamehameha my way out of the volcano.

Next user provoked John Cena.

06:27, October 4, 2015

FilthyBones

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FilthyBones

Fortunately, I live in France and as a good american citizen he doesn't know where it is.

Next one is Icare and fall from a skyscraper.

09:10, October 4, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

But John Cena is LordDraconical who is a Youtuber so I only provoked him online and Drac is a cool dude so he forgives me.

Next user is dumped into a pool of chlorine trifluoride.

(P.S.) GGDungeons, how familiar are you with elements and compounds and chemistry fun stuff?

Edited by Dragonlord0007	09:10, October 4, 2015

FilthyBones

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FilthyBones

Previous user didn't notice me so I didn't notice him neither.

Next user notices the two sentences from Dragonlord and me at the same time.

09:13, October 4, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

(not meant to be here but i thought i posted before you. genius!)

09:34, October 4, 2015

GGDungeons

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GGDungeons

P.S A little @Dragonlord0007

11:11, October 4, 2015

Dragonlord0007

3 Kudos

Dragonlord0007

P.S. das kool BTW why am i even giving everyone kudos?

Edited by Dragonlord0007	11:19, October 4, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

I erase my memory. I stab the next user

P.S. Dragonlord I kudosed yours ;3;3/;3/;/

13:35, October 6, 2015

FilthyBones

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FilthyBones

I am the Bondage Cat, stab me harder.

Next one spams cancer-code about Moneko, then the system is removed, then he/she dies from heart-breaking.

18:51, October 6, 2015

Magicalsandvich

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Magicalsandvich

Add my code - ptyed

But EasyMoneko carried me with his Friend Code Machine that has been taken down by PONOS.

Next user instantly transforms into a baby, then undergoes puberty.

04:58, October 7, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

OK? I don't really see the danger in that.

Next person then has to deal with the previous sentence whilst confused. Really confused

11:31, October 7, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

RIP THIS THREAD. 2015-2015

06:36, October 16, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

THIS THREAD REVIVED LUL

NEXT USER IS THIS THREAD

12:23, October 16, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

I AM THIS THREAD! I RULE ALL! I AM INVULNERABLE TO YOUR PUNY ATTACKS!

NEXT POSTER, FEAR MY WRATH!

23:19, October 16, 2015

Magicalsandvich

1 Kudos

Magicalsandvich

I am a viking from the Astriex movies, I fear nothing. (Edit: I do not know the meaning of fear.)

Next user gets eaten by Hypoh.

"WE ARE IN THE BEAM"

Edited by Magicalsandvich	01:43, October 17, 2015

Antares.I.G.Harrison

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Antares.I.G.Harrison

The hypoh is gone before it tried to eat me. NEXT USER IS REKT

04:44, October 17, 2015

Dragonlord0007

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Dragonlord0007

But I am SHREK! I #SHREKT ur REKT. Next poster is the guy in Shrek is love, Shrek is life. [Watch vid if you dunno about about that]

09:52, October 17, 2015

Magicalsandvich

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Magicalsandvich

I time travel back and wipe that meme out of existince.

Next user is a solider in World War 2 being tested for drugs for the next Captain America, but gets injected a fatal poison that kills you instantly.

WE ARE IN THE BEAM!!!!!!

10:51, October 17, 2015

Dragonlord0007

1 Kudos

Dragonlord0007

I am a vial of poison! Mix it all together!

The next person is consumed by the power.

THE POWER CONSUMES YOU!

05:44, October 19, 2015

EpicVillager905

EpicVillager905

I send out a Bahamut Cat in front of me, he gets affected by the power, and becomes True Bahamut, and flies toward the next person, slicing his bodily pieces into 4235809745239078584907304529378073459245809732574809235407829389-3456-683954986032432570918193278541593847560875109348570934156329847495714021948623847602183476082163t40327654827361409327648327640239817460821764580236154081726538460892763487651602894702857623908476023814698275612834682317650862384176382756102587464127642356123462308476012536821376401284638246923856t12346018237465831628945612784698231640126`08261983463298175653218946123984610823649132746519324761293461923461327460128476283916491283764918723591283746192401291237469132501263591240501324510924691i283460526941641874601285467231058126491823645985210348692150234632051692874 parts.

14:03, January 13, 2016

FilthyBones

FilthyBones

You think I wouldn't notice your pseudo-random number generator? Tss.

I remove all seeds from your computer program. Error system, it won't work anymore.

I Cupidon the next cat to make it in love with Teacher BunBun which is... yeah, a bit boorish.

15:19, January 13, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

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DukeOfDragonzz

Teacher Bun Bun's secret fear is hate. Archer Cat hates him, so I used the Archer Cat I got out of the Rare Cat capsule today, and he ran away.

I kill the next poster by throwing a piece of poisoned bacon at him/her.

16:27, January 13, 2016

FilthyBones

FilthyBones

Well, hem... that's a bacon, so that's easily avoidable.

But Dober P.D. eat that bacon and became a Dober Killer which bite everyones until the blood...

Edited by FilthyBones	13:01, January 14, 2016

Magicalsandvich

Magicalsandvich

Next user will slap FilthyBones for not posting an attack.

I will asassinate the next user while he/she slaps FilthyBones.

Edited by Magicalsandvich	09:40, January 14, 2016

FilthyBones

FilthyBones

Dober Killer bites previous user before.

Next user will notice that Dober Killer bites everyone until the blood.

Edited by FilthyBones	13:01, January 14, 2016

Gold Duck

Gold Duck

Nice! I don't need to slap you anymore.Doper P.D found a massive farm,where he ate 100 farm animals.Thus he fell asleep from all of that delicious meat.So I should be fine for now.

Next user is buried alive.

12:59, January 14, 2016

Antares.I.G.Harrison

Antares.I.G.Harrison

Thankfully I found an underground civilization

The next user is buried under

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13:52, January 14, 2016

Antares.I.G.Harrison

Antares.I.G.Harrison

P.S. I didn't use a generator, I typed that all out, and now my hand aches

13:53, January 14, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Well, since you were the next poster, you covered yourself in the poo.

Next poster gets turned into code, and enters The Matrix. But the code screws up, and the poster is just a head.

17:05, January 14, 2016

NotAMathGenius

NotAMathGenius

I become Cyberface and start destroying Mount Everest.

Next poster is about to be crushed by a falling Mount Everest.

11:09, February 9, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

It turns out I AM Mount Everest. I become un-lazy and change my path to the next poster.

Next poster will be crushed by Mount Everest

12:13, February 9, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I turn on God Cat and spam Crazed Titan Cats to shield me from the falling mountain.

Next poster will be killed by an army of Crazed Titan Cats.

19:35, February 9, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

But your Baby Boom runs out and you only have one Crazed Titan Cat that didn't die to a falling Mount Everest. I turn into a Crazed M. Titan Cat and win the fight.

I kill the next poster by getting an angry immortal to skip rrrrrrrrrope with their entrails.

13:56, February 10, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

I am an immortal as well. I easily break free.

Next poster is permanently fixed in the position they are in right now with no means of escape. Don't ask me how. Other wise it would be too esay XD

11:45, February 14, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

Evangelist Cat happens by, and due to me playing Battle Cats, it sets me free.

Next person will be killed by a meteor falling on them.

14:14, February 14, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

But the meteor burns up in the atmosphere.

Next person gets replacement blood, but it's actually poison. That's how they die.

19:54, February 14, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

My body contains natural antivenom that eradicates the poison, and my blood is produced again very rapidly.

Next user is brutally slain and their corpse left to rot.

06:50, February 15, 2016

NotAMathGenius

NotAMathGenius

I become Skelecat and chomp down on anyone in my way. Next user turns into a level 1 Cat going against Assassin Bear. The escape button is broken and so is the home button on your phone.

13:55, February 15, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Well, I've got Cat lv60... So it's that, and I one-shot assassin bear. I kill the next poster by getting them out of a rare capsule.

19:25, February 15, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

I am the newest uber rare cat and is super OP. You keep me coz so good

Next person is a useless archer cat (ur archer cat is max) about to be recycled

05:01, February 16, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

Wrong, archer cat can one-shot crazed black alien red cyclone bun-bun at 60000000000000% strength

Next person is a face and is going to get wrecked by my power

18:06, February 16, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

A The Face at 100000% magnification.

Next poster will get dunked on.

19:38, February 16, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

reply to #89

BattleCatsAddict wrote: Wrong, archer cat can one-shot crazed black alien red cyclone bun-bun at 60000000000000% strength Next person is a face and is going to get wrecked by my power

Thats not I used to kill u, sorry.

Whatever.

No. I will not get dunked on.

Next user is that archer cat u got from the gacha that you don't need coz ur archer is maxed so u recycle it for xp

07:50, February 17, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Archer Cat wasn't mean when he got exchanged for XP. Since he was a Hindu, I got reincarnated as a higher form of life.

Now I am a maxed Momotaro that is coming to kill people n things.

I kill the next poster by shooting uranium into their mouth. (Uranium can melt ur organs btw)

13:51, February 17, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

But i am THE SLOTH

Next person is black sloth

14:06, February 17, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Actually, I am not black sloth. In fact, I never was black sloth.

I kill the next poster by shooting them into the Matrix, and deleting their code.

14:09, February 17, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

but i am not a code.

Next person willlllll bug out aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

15:01, February 17, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

But I don't.

I successfully transform the next player into a bug which gets eaten by a crocodile.

15:16, February 17, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

I am a bug. A Thirthy ton weighing bug.

Neckst will git reckt hrad by Tru Crazed Awakened Black Bahamut Ururun Valkyrie

16:12, February 17, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I turn into a level 1 Li'l Tank Cat. Tru Crazed Awakened Black Bahamut Ururun Valkyrie takes pity on me and leaves.

Next poster has all their cats taken away and is sent into Utopia is Over There.

16:50, February 17, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Well, since I don't have any cats, I am unable to attack. I just leave.

I kill the next poster by eating their face.

18:38, February 17, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

But i sever your lower jaw and you are incapable of biting my face.

Next poster has the internal organs liquified

20:37, February 17, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

I am THE SLOTH

Next person will get killed by THE SLOTH

20:42, February 17, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

How's that a defense? You are the sloth? Your internal organs are still liquified ou know.

The sloth is too slow. I run away. It gets bored and falls asleep.

Next person will be bored too death.

20:56, February 17, 2016

Gold Duck

Gold Duck

That's already my daily life.All the boredom that I already encountered, prevents me from dying. Just because I'm so used to it.

Next person will be teleported to space,without any safety equipment.

21:08, February 17, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I'm Space Cat. I fly back to Battle Cats Land easily.

By the way, I don't think THE SLOTH has any internal organs.

Next poster will get shredded by R-Cyclone.

21:50, February 17, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

The Red Cyclone was coming to kill me, but I transformed into a giant fan and blow him over to What's-His-Face's house.

I kill the next poster by dropping them into a vat of liquid nitrogen.

00:13, February 18, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

You realise that we don't die when we come in contact with liquid nitrogen right?

You can stick ur hand in it and u'll be fine. But meh. I am kachi kachi. I use fire to boil the nitrogen.

Next user will die in a hole

04:37, February 18, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

But i am THE SLOTH

i will notice it before falling in it

Next person will get killed by the wall doge in littering coast

10:45, February 18, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I hide behind an endless stream of Crazed Walls and Erasers.

Next person will be annoyed to death by BattleCatsAddict.

FYI, BattleCatsAddict, you sound like Dark Man 4 in Mega Man Gigamix desperately trying to convince everyone that he's Protoman.

Edited by Ethanlac	12:53, February 18, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I never will.

I kill the next poster by polluting the air so much that everyone dies. (Even enemies like THE SLOTH.)

12:56, February 18, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

reply to #108

Ethanlac wrote: I hide behind an endless stream of Crazed Walls and Erasers.

Next person will be annoyed to death by BattleCatsAddict.

Lol. I never saw your thread, and I commented to the other guy's. Yet my answer still applies to yours.

FYI, BattleCatsAddict, you sound like Dark Man 4 in Mega Man Gigamix desperately trying to convince everyone that he's Protoman.

12:58, February 18, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

But i breath polluted air.

THE SLOTH kills you.

13:54, February 18, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I then utterly wreck The Sloth.

Next poster sees how boring some sub-chapter 27 stages are and dies of disgrace. (Third level is literally just a remake of ch.3 Moon!)

13:57, February 18, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

OH GOD NO(dies)

BUT THEN REVIVES cus i am THE SLOTH

The next person will get thundered by Anubis, uber rare.

14:09, February 18, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

But I dodge, and kill Anubis.

I kill the next poster by simply removing their brain.

15:14, February 18, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

THE SLOTH

Pext nerson sill wurely ret gekt

18:52, February 18, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

Jerry.

Next person is stuck on Harry tunnel.

19:38, February 18, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Well I already beat that stage.

I kill the next poster by simply shooting them with gamma rays.

19:42, February 18, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

I am powered up by gamma rays.

Now i will destroy the whole universe!

I become extremely powerful and start destroying planets.

I also kill goku, superman, saitama and chuck norris

19:57, February 18, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

What you don't know is that I have the SAVE feature. I go back to before the gamma rays, and I never shot them.

I kill the next poster by throwing them to the Sun.

20:07, February 18, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I am resistant to Red enemies (like the sun) and can survive 1 lethal strike. I get back.

Next poster will be killed by Asriel Dreemurr.

20:21, February 18, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

As previously stated, I am Flowey, who is Asriel. Therefore, I cannot be killed by Asriel because I am Asriel.

I kill the next poster by grabbing their health bar and drinking from it.

20:26, February 18, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

I am THE SLOTH

i do not have an health bar.

I go back in time to make sure that when i killed all i hypnotised you and saved myself.

20:57, February 18, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I save when you're inside the time machine, then go back. The time machine went haywire and malfunctioned. Now you are trapped in an infinite void of nothing.

I kill the next poster by injecting a black hole into them.

00:31, February 19, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

Black Hole is an Alien/Floating enemy. Delinquent Cat and Star Platinum (his Stand) stop it.

Next poster is killed by the Thought Police.

01:06, February 19, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

k

next poster will die cuz yea

07:01, February 19, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I'm indestructible. Let's just go with that.

I inject a device into the next poster's brain which constantly provides a 1500 DB sound! (1500 decibels is tens of thousands of times louder than a jet engine)

12:21, February 19, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

uh

speaking is 30 decibels already

also, already 1000 decibels unleash and energy quintillions of septillions of times higher then the one of the universe

13:34, February 19, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Every time the amount of decibels increases by 10, the energy released is 10x higher. A jet engine is 120 DB.

So I just mathed, and the thing I implanted in your brain is 10 to the 138th power times louder than a jet engine.

13:37, February 19, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

THAT much energy would destroy all universes in the range of 1 googol light years

15:42, February 19, 2016

Gold Duck

Gold Duck

You won't kill me? Okay then

Next user will lose the will to live.

Edited by Gold Duck	16:01, February 19, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

NEVER.

Next poster gets surprise attacked by the Crazed Bird and a horde of Rain D.s.

16:13, February 19, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I kill them. It's just that simple.

I kill the next poster by summoning Li'l Nyandam.

16:16, February 19, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

yesh

u hef shummond me (im lil nyandum)

i kil nexsh poshtr wit min orsomnes

22:32, February 19, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I use quantum technology to turn you back into Adult Nyandam. I then have my Island Cats kill you.

Next person gets struck by lightning.

23:10, February 19, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I have a rubber rod with a metal tip. It attracts the Lightning, and doesn't harm me.

I kill the next poster by putting them in bread.

23:47, February 19, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

wooo bread

I kill the next poster with my grandpa.

07:07, February 20, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

ur grandpa is feeble and fragile. he shatters when u swing him at me

net poster will di coz dey cent shpael and tdeir atak ad defns eis net gud enuf

10:16, February 20, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

my grandpa is THE ELDER SLOTH

he can't shatter

you died

And no.

Nixt prost vil git ded cuz dragonlord007 is d00mb

10:24, February 20, 2016

NotAMathGenius

NotAMathGenius

I blame you, Dragonlord0007, for my untimely demise.

Next person will die under the hands of THE SLOTH and his grandpa.

14:23, February 20, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

Well, the person after ME, since i can't die under my hands.

Yes, exactly what he said.

14:32, February 20, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I have Sniper Cat, Gato Amigo, Jamiera, a Cat Combo that speeds up cat cannon recharging time, and Holy Valkyrie. Both of them are endlessly stunlocked.

Next poster will be drawn and quartered.

14:33, February 20, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

You can't.

And for your combos, i do not care.

Next person will get combo'd by ethan

14:35, February 20, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

How would that be killing?

I kill the next person by planting a black hole into their brain.

19:13, February 20, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

Castaway Cat hits me and stops the black hole long enough for me to get rid of it.

Next poster has all the Cyclones gang up and attack them.

19:30, February 20, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I blow them away with a giant fan. Metal is too slow to catch me.

I kill the next poster by dropping a piano on their head from the to of the Empire State Building.

19:36, February 20, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

But THE SLOTH eats pianos

I kill the next poster by attacking them with 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% Bun Bun black

20:01, February 20, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Bun Bun Black is a video game character. He doesn't affect me. (Why did it take me so long to use that?)

I inject poison into the next person's brain.

20:24, February 20, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

But THE SLOTH drinks poison.

he also drinks bleach.

he drinks everything.

I kill the next poster by puttin bleach in his heart.

20:29, February 20, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I am the bane of all Sloths. It doesn't matter what type of Sloth, none of them can come within a 100 foot radius of me.

You know what? I'm not even gonna try. BattleCatsAddict is just going to reply, and make his defense something stupid dealing with The Stupid Sloth.

20:42, February 20, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

"The Stupid sloth"

Who is him? May i meet him? It isn't worth it anyways.

I kill the next person by summoning a cyclone.

All cyclones actually

21:17, February 20, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Well, since I never had an offense, you had no reason to summon them. You all go to jail.

I kill the next poster by...

Step 1: Make all Sloths go extinct (So if your defense has ANYTHING to do with ANY type of sloth at all, your reply is void, and you die.

The actual killing is with fire.

21:20, February 20, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I coat myself in water.

I kill the next poster by making all still-alive SLOTHs die. Then I zap them with fierce gamma rays.

21:23, February 20, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Gamma rays don't penetrate our atmosphere. I just hide behind that.

I kill the next poster by hurtling them to the Sun. (Oh, by the way, that kills everything. So really, if you say anything about surviving it, it just shows you're truly stupid.)

21:25, February 20, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

Man sure it is hot to the sun.

i'd GET some sun.

i'd become black as coal in like, 0.00782 seconds.

k i ded

I kill next person by spawning them under the fist of bun bun black, just 0.1 seconds before he actually damages anybody under his fist.

21:45, February 20, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I dodge out of the way 0.09 seconds after you teleport it.

I kill the next poster by spawning them under the fist of Bun Bun Black, just 0.01 seconds before he damages anyone.

21:49, February 20, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I get out .0001 seconds before he hits me.

Next person gets eaten by a Lenny Face.

21:55, February 20, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

But i am SANIC DA HEGEHOG

Next person gets eaten by the ACTUAL face.

22:21, February 20, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

The Face takes two weeks to get to me. I meander to safety.

Next person gets eaten by a Shy Boy.

22:25, February 20, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

I have Momotaro to permafreeze and pirate cat to perma knockback. He cant do anything

Next person will be permafreezed and permaknockedbacked.

22:48, February 20, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

But I'm not Shy and I'm over 13, therefore not a Boy. Therefore you can do nothing.

Next person gets stared at by a ಠ_ಠ.

22:51, February 20, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

k that is fine to me.

Next person will get killed by an Assassin bear, also you used your cannon just a second before he spawned

07:42, February 21, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Max Crazed Cow.

The next person will get sandwiched between two Brollows.

01:48, February 22, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I have Jamiera Cats on either side of me. I flee while they valiantly stall the Brollows.

Next poster gets headshot by Archer Cat.

02:06, February 22, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I do a Matrix-style dodge and punch him in the face.

I kill the next person by feeding them to Nyandam.

02:39, February 22, 2016

Antares.I.G.Harrison

Antares.I.G.Harrison

I put some explosives in his wine, the cup explodes and I run away.

I kill the next person by assigning him to a 99999 days at Bun Bun's most boring with FISTS academy

05:32, February 22, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

It's not wine! It's coffe jelly!

And i would really like to stay with bunnsy.

even though i have to kill him soon.

Next person is killed by CACli-one

07:30, February 22, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

K. Walls stall him and Super Galaxy Cosmo keeps attacking him without taking damage. Cli-one dies

Next is ded. eND OF STORY. sTORY oF lEGEND

07:37, February 22, 2016

Antares.I.G.Harrison

Antares.I.G.Harrison

You misspelled dead, so I'm not dead.

Next person dies by falling into a black hole.

07:53, February 22, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

But i can't fall into n enemy

next person is dead

08:04, February 22, 2016

Antares.I.G.Harrison

Antares.I.G.Harrison

Luckily I have cloned myself before I died

P.S. Check out http://battle-cats.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Antares.I.G.Harrison/SOL_CHAPTER_27_IS_OUT_ON_JAPAN

Next user spontaneously combusts

08:10, February 22, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

fine to me

Next user is having a bad time(Wanna join the chat?)

08:12, February 22, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

yes

yes

yes

next will yes

08:53, February 22, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

yes

next will JERRY

08:54, February 22, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

NOOO HOW COULD JERRY *dies*

next user runs away after seeing flex

09:38, February 22, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

OH GOD NO

next person is DL007

09:45, February 22, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

how does being me kill me?

next will die coz hoomans r too cute

09:51, February 22, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

but ime not hoomin

Next person will get killed by grammar nahtzees.

09:53, February 22, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

hey! dats me! no. I refuse to suicide. get rekt

next is get rek

09:55, February 22, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

no,

insted u get shrekt

09:56, February 22, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

reply to #170

Antares.I.G.Harrison wrote: Luckily I have cloned myself before I died

P.S. Check out http://battle-cats.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Antares.I.G.Harrison/SOL_CHAPTER_27_IS_OUT_ON_JAPAN

Yup. Sadly, some of the levels are poorly designed.

11:36, February 22, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

reply to #170

Oh yeah, also I am too busy being asleep to be shrekt.

I kill the next person by going to a tag team wrestling match, running away, fighting Photoshop Flowey, tagging the other person in, and running away.

AKA Fighting Photoshop Flowey.

(Hopefully you've played Undertale before.)

11:38, February 22, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

I win the fight easily because most of the fighting is just you getting healed by items

NExt person will die, because you can't win against CACli-one.

13:03, February 22, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Well, I easily wreck Cli-One cause I've already earned the Treasure Radar.

Next person will be buried alive.

13:39, February 22, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

I'll rise

Next person has beaten XP stage hard+++

13:50, February 22, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Around, oh... 300 times.

Also I think you put this on the wrong thing...? Oh well, whatever.

I kill the next person by throwing them into a jail cell without serving them food.

13:56, February 22, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

well all battle cats dont seem to need food and u cant feed them cat food, so ill be fine

next is fighting asriel (or anyone) but IT DIDT REFUSE. so u died

20:36, February 22, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

nah

Next person is fighting Bun Bun Symbiote 9001%

20:43, February 22, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I win.

Next person gets killed by Flowey, and he saves over your death, so he kills you infinitely.

22:55, February 22, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

The 6 souls rebel and turn Flowey back into a normal daisyface. I spare him and he runs away crying.

Next person is locked in a room with Raging Bahamut and left to die.

00:12, February 23, 2016

Antares.I.G.Harrison

Antares.I.G.Harrison

I am PONOS staff, I nerf him into hp 1 atk 1. Done.

Next person is put into a shredder

03:59, February 23, 2016

Magicalsandvich

Magicalsandvich

Yes, you put me to control the shredder.

Next watches me shread them into pork rinds.

09:55, February 23, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I eat myself and become me again somehow.

I put the next person in a room at 0 degrees Kelvin. (Absolute Zero)

12:08, February 23, 2016

103.36.18.19

A Wikia contributor 103.36.18.19

Ok, I 'm only watching....

Next person is forced to fight a Berserkory buffed by The REAL PORNOS in the bedroom...

12:17, February 23, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Berserkories are made to only deal with cats. They've never dealt with me, a Gorilla! I also get Shrek to help out. In the end, we won.

I kill the next person because they were that Berserkory.

12:20, February 23, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I have a molecular accelerator turned on. It heats up the room.

Next person gets shipped to Abu Dhabi.

12:21, February 23, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

How would that kill me? I just simply ship myself back.

Next person is enveloped by a nightmare.

13:12, February 23, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

Tru, yes.

Next person gets awakened form tricycle

then gets killed by it.

14:21, February 23, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I lightly poke the Unicycle Cat and it dies.

Next person gets attacked by Dark Lazer and the Death Star.

19:04, February 23, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

I am luke Skywalker! I destroy the death star. It is too pathetic for me.

Next user is force pushed into a wall wherethey are stuck and cant get free

02:09, February 24, 2016

Antares.I.G.Harrison

Antares.I.G.Harrison

You thought a certain dummy was me and force pushed that dummy. I live.

Next user is mind tricked into thinking a poisoned sandwich is his lunch

04:51, February 24, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

But... B...b...but I have those for lunch everyday!

r u saying I should be ded?

next person - BUT IT REFUSED 0_0

09:13, February 24, 2016

103.36.18.15

A Wikia contributor 103.36.18.15

Ok,...Now What?

Next person is teleported inside the DEEP WEB in the world of Internet and gets stabbed by the creeps...

13:45, February 24, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I google how to leave the Internet, and get out before they can stab me.

I splat the next person's head with a sledgehammer.

15:38, February 24, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

welp i died *regens*

Next person is JERRYFERSONJEFF

16:00, February 24, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

Wrong thread.

Next person is the victim of a Richter scale level 10 earthquake centered on them.

01:02, February 25, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I hide on a boat in the center of the Pacific Ocean. Nothing happens to me.

I kill the next person by putting them in an active volcano.

03:16, February 25, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

I am lava. When the volcano erupts I go everywhere

Next is a droplet of water incinerated by a fire

06:37, February 25, 2016

103.36.18.14

A Wikia contributor 103.36.18.14

But I evaporate in the clouds before I get incinerated

Next person will die by hearing the Lavender Town song....

07:38, February 25, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I blast heavy metal music over the song. I hear absolutely none of the song.

Next person will be killed by Illiminati.

12:13, February 25, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

But i is head. So i will not suicide.

Next person has failed

10:40, February 27, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I succeed.

Next person gets sucked into a copy of Pokemon Blue and glitches to death.

13:57, February 27, 2016

NotAMathGenius

NotAMathGenius

But I'm a cat. I nyan my way out.

Next person will die by NOT dying of as he dies of contradiction.

15:01, February 27, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

wot

Next person will getttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt dunked on

15:20, February 27, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I fake out an attack, causing Sans to dodge into the real attack and die instantly.

Next poster gets trapped in a cage and lowered into lava.

19:16, February 27, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I have been dieting, so I slip out of the cage and parkour my way out.

Next person gets steamrollered.

19:24, February 27, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

i am a carpet. Feel free to steamroll.

Next has their skin turned into human leather

06:32, February 28, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

nice, it's warm in there!

Next person will die under the hands of Awakened Bahamut

08:18, February 28, 2016

NotAMathGenius

NotAMathGenius

I slip under him. Next person will get crushed by the Awakened Bahamut that I have just dodged.

09:25, February 28, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

You're supposed to put the reason why you defended and the attack in another line, therefore all is cancelled.

I kill the next person by spawning 67476784858 LeMurrs to attack him.

09:26, February 28, 2016

103.36.18.20

A Wikia contributor 103.36.18.20

I have a boyfriend, they will attack him, not me cuz I'm a gurl...

I kick the next person to Syria and get bombed by the ISIS

14:33, February 28, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

That's not funny you sick twat.

Next person is killed under the bloody hands of J.K Bun Bun.

14:43, February 28, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I spawn in a ton of Sushi Cats to stall him. I slink away.

Next poster runs afoul of the Russian mafia.

15:03, February 28, 2016

Gold Duck

Gold Duck

I give them a HUGE bribe, so they won't be eating fried duck tonight, unless they buy one, but that's not my problem.

Next person will get 30000 CF...But his phone explodes and all BC data will be erased. That person dies from rage.

17:51, February 28, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

But i saved my code thinghy. i email po(r)nos and they give me my account back.

Next person will get laze-*sleeps*

18:01, February 28, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

Ethan used SMELLINGSALT! It's super effective! BattleCatsAddict died!

Next poster will get lasered.

18:10, February 28, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I dodge Neo-style. The lasers stop.

Next person gets teleported to Jupiter and gets crushed under the atmosphere.

21:49, February 28, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

but i am jupiter.

i crush you.

14:16, February 29, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Jupiter is so big that it attracts a billion comets and it gets destroyed.

I kill the next person by giving them a cookie with a billion Calories and a Megagram of fat.

15:31, February 29, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

i'm not hungry.

I kill next person by spawning angel Cli-One behind them.

Edited by FilthyBones	16:56, February 29, 2016

FilthyBones

FilthyBones

By my power of moderator, I change your "angel cyclone" into "angel Cli-One". Thus, Angel Cli-One is too close to hurt me...

I kill the next person by send him/her to February 29th of last year. As there wasn't a February 29th, he/she falls in a void.

16:58, February 29, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I set my iPad time to next year. Therefore last year is today.

I kill the next person by dropping them into The Pit.

17:12, February 29, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

wot?

I kill next person by making them appear in Last Gang, except the time limit has passed

17:16, February 29, 2016

FilthyBones

FilthyBones

I'm far behind Cat's base, so I won't be hurt 3:)

I kill next person by letting him fall in an arena full of Bores.

17:43, February 29, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I have Pirate and Apple Cat. None of the Bores can move.

Next person is thrust into a cyclone.

17:56, February 29, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

Except the cyclone is Cyclone Cat, and i am Takeda Shingen, the guy with lots of health.

18:00, February 29, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

The next person will get rekkk by the power of split posts

18:00, February 29, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

nooooooooo

10:38, March 2, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

except i used split post

10:39, March 2, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

to defeat

10:39, March 2, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

you once and for all

10:39, March 2, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

next poster is rekt by perfect cyclone

10:39, March 2, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I get out alive.

I kill the next person by tagteaming them into Cursed Blizzards after 3 minutes. (That's when 20 Elder Sloths spawn)

12:19, March 2, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I have Radiant Aphrodite at max level, Castaway Cat, and 8 meatshields. The Elder Sloths can't do a thing.

Next person is tagteamed into Chubby B. Goode 1 second before the Assassin Bears come.

12:56, March 2, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Cat Cannon! My boosts give it enormous power to one-kill the Bears.

Next person is a long-ranged cat forced to face Mr. Mole at a 10000000% buff.

13:04, March 2, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

I leave the level.

Next person eats me.

13:23, March 2, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I don't like your taste.

Next person is flattened by a steamroller.

13:24, March 2, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I believe I can fly. I can.

Next person has horrible things done to them by an Actress/Sexy Legs Cat Combo.

14:01, March 2, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I use a superior combo... WOMBO COMBO!

Next person dies by WOMBO COMBO!

14:03, March 2, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Next person has horrible things done to them by a Beefcake cat/Macho Legs Cat Combo.

14:03, March 2, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I have that combo too!

I kill the next person with Crazy Hearts.

14:04, March 2, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I shunt you back to the original Battle Cats. All of your rare, super rare, and uber rare units are erased from existence.

Next person is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

14:13, March 2, 2016

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

(Song) Im Lenny Face, Im Lenny Face, Im Lenny Face Lenny Face Lenny Face.

Next person falls into an abyss and gets ded.

14:23, March 2, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

it is the great abyss; its underwater. i am fine as I.M.Phace, Alien nyandam and Bun bun symbiote r all ded.

Next fails at any of those insane fan made stages that some of you guys made, found here.

Edited by Dragonlord0007	22:35, March 5, 2016

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

I play Betrayed Village. I am fine.

Next person is attacked by Elemental Demon.

22:42, March 5, 2016

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

I use his negative element to kill him INSTANTLY.

I make the next poster Yandere-chan's rival.

07:35, March 6, 2016

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

She already has Sempai, she doesnt care about me.

Next will fail life

6 days ago

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

i already did.

Nxt person will become a cringe macringechine.

cringe.

6 days ago

Ethanlac

Ethanlac

My ability is Inner Focus. I am immune to cringing.

Next person is put in a room, and the walls begin to squish them.

6 days ago

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

I restart my emulator, and don't go in the room.

Next person gets trapped into a Dank Pit.

6 days ago

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

yay. dank memes 4 days

next becomes dank meme and dies from humiliation

6 days ago

NotAMathGenius

NotAMathGenius

But I'm Gentleman Cat. Humiliation can't affect me.

Next person is rolled into a joint and burnt from the hair down.

6 days ago

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

but im 2 dank 5 weed

next smokes weed but gets caught by police who think ur trying to smuggle drugs to Indonesia so ur put on death row and is executed 2 days later

6 days ago

DukeOfDragonzz

DukeOfDragonzz

Okay, so I create an EMP. The Electric Chair doesn't harm me. I get released and turn the power back on.

I kill the next person by deep-frying them.

6 days ago

NotAMathGenius

NotAMathGenius

I have been burnt by my friends so much that deep frying me doesn't have an effect.

Next person dies of confusion by confusing himself.

12 hours ago

Dragonlord0007

Dragonlord0007

lmfao that happens to me on a daily basis

next person gets sent back in time, and kills their mother before they are born, so they no longer exist now.

6 hours ago

BattleCatsAddict

BattleCatsAddict

But if i went back in time to kill my mom, i would've never existed in the first place. So paradoxically, i never went back in time to kill my mom. Also, i can't go back in time cus i can't.

Next person is rekt.

5 hours ago

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