Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27458210-20160414175819

Mohawk: So. Now we have Archer, God Cat, and all the Undertale guys. Is that enough?

Eraser: Nope. Naw. Negatory. Nyet. Nein. We need more.

Dark: I'm thinking...

Island: Oh, god. Bad memories.

Jamiera: Pain and annoyance.

K. Dragon: Rage.

Flying Cat: Murderer.

Macho Legs: Cats' Devastator.

Eraser: The Dovahkiin!

Mohawk: Let's go!

(Due to a blizzard, speed of all entities is halved, and all entities have a 30% chance to miss)

This stage can take a while. Has lots of enemies. Get to the end and win.

Mohawk: We... Finally... Made... It.

Eraser: It's a Dragon!

(All run to Dragon)

K. Dragon: Dragon man, have you seen the Dovahkiin around?

Paarthurnax: Nah. He's down by The Winking Skeever, over in Solitude.

Jamiera: Would you mind telling us where that is?

Paarthurnax: It's in Haafingar, north of The Reach.

Mohawk: That didn't help much.

Paarthurnax: It's that way!

(Cats all walk northwest)

Flying Cat: Isn't it weird we haven't seen Lion much?

Island: He's our scout, but we miss him.

Eraser: I found him!

(All cats look at Lion as he runs slow, all cats hide in bushes)

Mohawk: We will have to be quiet if we want to get him.

Eraser: Okay, he's almost stopped. Any second now.

Any second.

Any second.

Any second.

Any... Second...

ANY SECOND!

Mohawk: Maybe...

Eraser: On the count of three. One... Two... Thr...

(Lion gets shot with arrow)

Eraser...EEYOW!!!!

Jamiera: I don't think Ee-Yow is a number.

Island: Lion got killed! Dovahkiin is dragging him away!

Mohawk: After him!

(Cats finally catch up to Dovahkiin at Whiterun)

Dovahkiin: Oh, hello. Didn't see you there.

Eraser: You will pay!

Dovahkiin: Oh. Okay. Well. Gotta change into my final form.

One of his abilities occurs.

He has various abilities to change the battle. It takes a very long time to take him down. Beware! No peons spawn.

Eraser: SUFFER! VENGEANCE!

Thuum Master: Please… Spare me, noble cats.

Eraser: Never!

Thuum Master: I’ll do anything!

Mohawk: Eraser, come on!

Eraser: Alright, fine. Help us save the world.

Thuum Master: But I just did that!

Eraser: Just go!

Up next: Wrath of the Kories.