Board Thread:Fan-made Contents/@comment-35513787-20180712080357/@comment-26173697-20180722213959

cat x doge

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this ship. The romance is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the relationship will go over a typical player's head. There's also Doge's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of this ship, to realise that they're not just perfect for eachother- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike this ship truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in cat's existential catchphrase "meow," which itself is a cryptic reference to J.K Bun Bun's Punishment & Prejudice. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as PONOS' genius wit unfolds itself on their phone. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a doge & cat tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

and yes,by the way,this IS mostly copy and Pasted.