Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27458210-20160303011833

Ah, yes. Your game crashed after you beat The Final Plains. So then you reopen the game. It starts off normal, but the "The Battle Cats is Free to Play..." text is flipped.

Then it gets to the normal intro. The music is much slower and lower pitched, and the 'Skip' button is broken. But the text goes by slower. After the first four lines pass, nothing else comes. Then comes, "BUT THEY ALL DIED!" In large, scary font.

The game crashes again. It's normal when you reopen it. Then it gets to the screen that says, "There is a battle in progress..." It doesn't matter whether you press "Yes" or "No", it takes you to the following stage:

Actual level:

Some scary skeleton bird. Lot of health, lot of damage.

Skeleton with horns.

Doge in a cart pulled by Gabriels and Doge Dark. Throws gold spears.

Grim Kory: Stats coming soon. Equal to in 'Eat That Pizza!'

Dunkelacerator: Same as GrimKory.

Actual level: Swarm of Perfect Cyclones and Mr. Moles. A couple Dancer Cats and Alpackies spawn randomly. Soon enough, Faceless will spawn with some Raging Bahamut Cats. Skreaper and Skelety will also spawn occasionally.

Once Faceless dies, Dovahkiin spawns immediately. He has an enormous buff. He also spawns with a herd of Alpacky, and some Emperor Doge, who now spawn as well.

After Dovahkiin dies, Grim Kory spawns with 5 Calamary. These Calamaries have a Brobdingnagian buff, so watch out! After Grim Kory dies, Dunkelacerator spawns. He one-shots all your cats and takes 0 damage. You will be dead eventually. It does not allow replays. After you lose, no matter what you press, the game crashes. Then you can continue the battle.

You have full money, and nothing but the Dunkelacterator. Oh, he lost his abilities. Now you can kill him.

You're not going to win, enemies still spawn. But if you do, you get the Dunkelacerator as a unit. He's smaller, his name is Dunkely, and has much weaker stats. (Coming soon.)