Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27458210-20160426124323

So, where we last were.

Flying Cat released an extreme evil from prison, who killed everyone on Earth and threatened to take over everything.

Eraser: Well. How do we get to the guy?

Flying Cat: Find him?

(All stare at Flying Cat)

Emperor of Everything: (Returns to cats)

Eraser: That's convenient.

EoE: You see, you saved me. I want to save you. Go and help me rul the world, and you don't die.

Mohawk: No.

EoE: Bad mistake my friend.

Now you fight the Emperor of Everything.

Sounds cringy? As a matter of fact, you have to lose. The stage width is 4999. You get dead.

EoE: Well look at that! The unkillable cats, dead! Now go to hell!

You get kicked from the stage. The only problem is, whatever button you press takes you to Oblivion: the subchapter.

Eraser: Oh, geez. What happened?

Mohawk: We got sent to here. Now we have to eacape the Underworld to save the Overworld.

Dark: And Papyrus, Undyne, Flying Cat, Flowey, Mettaton, Asgore, Grim Kory, Island, K. Dragon, Not Creepy, and the Elemental Sage died.

Eraser: So who does that leave us with?

Dark: Us three, Macho Legs, Jamiera, Sans, God, Dunkelacerator, Dovahkiin, Electrikory, Dankest Archer, and Dr. Kory.

Macho Legs: So we can't afford to lose anyone.

Archer: Yep.

Jamiera: Okay. So the way I see it, we need to get out of here.

Sans: Duh.

God: There is a giant volcano there. I know that is lart of the way out.

Dr. Kory: Right. Let's go!

Single target, but very fast in movement and attack. He'll kill you...

Very strong. If any cats survive, they will probably become dead anyway.

His ability reduces your cats' attack power to 0 and makes them get one-shotted for a long time. He can make a shockwave that also does that.

Lowest stats of the bunch. However, he would, in fact, deal tons of damage. Beware!

Slow in movement and attack, but he deals huge amounts of damage. His ability makes lightning bounce between cats within 100 range from each other. Very high health.

Dead Doges are spawned quickly for the first minute. Then they stop to spawn 3 Devil Hippoes and a Baconater. The Devil Doges will spawn again soon after, with Devil Hippoes spawning every 10 Doges and Baconaters having a 25% chance to spawn every 2 Hippoes.

After the third Baconater spawns, a Devil Seal spawns. Now Devil Seals spawn every 30 seconds, and have a 50% chance to spawn 5-10 seconds after a Baconater.

After you get the base low, Satan Face spawns with 10 Dead Doge, 5 Devil Hippoe, 5 Devil Baconaters, and 3 Devil Seal. They will respawn in a minute. The Dead Doge spawnrate speeds up for the battle.

Once you kill Satan Face, win.

Mohawk: Ah, good. We did it!

Eraser: Did anyone die?

Dark: I don’t think so.

Electrikory: Yep. We’re all here.

Dovahkiin: God seems to know his way around here very well.

Archer: Where to?

God: Um… I see a big maze in that way. Let’s go there!

Dr. Kory: Away we go!

EoE: (Traveling through space and time) Ugh… I’ll never find my old gang. We ruled the gigaverse together. It was fun. So many cool people in one hideout, it was awesome.

EoE: But since the Gigaverse’s divide… Where are they?

God: Well, here we are. The maze of Death.

Sans: If we go there, we’re gonna have a bad time.

Jamiera: Let’s go.

Electrikory: Why not?

Powerful peon. Gets in the way a lot.

Some extreme amount of damage. Attacks constantly and knockbacks surviving units.

Not as much damage as Devil Guys, but slows your units from extreme range and has huge health.

Ginormous stats, but tiny range and speed. However, his DPS is huge. If your cats survive, they probably won’t live the second attack because of a resistance decrease

Really the weakest enemy in the maze. However, when stacked, it can be deadly.

Fastest attacker of Nyandams. He has longer range than Hacker, tons of health, and a chance to confuse your cats. (Confusion makes your cats go backwards)

Swarm of bunnies for the first three minutes. After 30 seconds, Oblivion Snahces will begin to spawn every 3 D.B. Bunnies. Devil Guys will also slowly spawn. After the 172nd Devil Guys, a Devilphant spawns, and they will have a 20% chance to spawn every 30 Devil Guys. After the 5th Devilphant spawns, D.B. Bunnies will stop spawning and you can get to the base.

After you attack the base, Dark Satan spawns. And 2Devilphants spawn with a Devil Horn and the bunnies begin to spawn. Two more Devil Horns will spawn at points during the battle.

Once you kill Dark Satan, get to the base and win!

Mohawk: That wasn’t very easy.

Archer: But we did still win?

Dr. Kory: Did anyone die?

Jamiera: Well, we lost Macho Legs, Electrikory, and the Dunkelacerator.

Eraser: Eh. Who needs them?

God: Either way, next we need to get to the river of lava over to the right.

(Now the Emperor of Everything is traveling more)

EoE: I can’t take it! They must be gone after these 13 billion years! I’ve searched everything! Nothing!

(Sees light in distance)

EoE: What’s that? Oh…. I’ve found it!