Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-31529890-20170831044018/@comment-30983898-20170913200441

Leaked Conversation from PONOS Corp. (translated)

Lead Developer: "Ok Team, we are going to need to release a new sub-chapter, any ideas?"

Staff Member 1: "What about an all-Metal level?"

Lead Developer: "We already did that about 5 times."

Staff Member 2: "What about a level with timed Assassin Bears?"

Lead Developer: "We did that and it didn't turn out to be as strategic and unique as we hoped."

Drunk Staff Member 3: "Throne of Phone"

Lead Developer: "Yeah what about that level?"

Drunk Staff Member 3: "More Brollow, endless Brollow."

Lead Developer: "Ok but that requires the player to have an Uber like Divine Kai..."

Drunk Staff Member 3: "what of course not, let's make it so every cat gets one shotted!! Even if the player brings 9 meatshields they still die LOL"

All except Drunk Staff Member 3: "..."

Lead Developer: "Ok fine we can do it I really want my paycheck, don't bother to playtest it just put it out there. Why should we waste time making strategic and complex levels when you can just add OP Brollows?!"

Someone got fired