Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27281654-20160411012029

Here's part 4 of the series.

Every enemy here is spammed. Yes, all of them, except for Bore and Berserkory. They cause the screen to stop, and you cannot progress until they die. Another enemy also appears: Sir Quarrel!

A green squirrel, with small antennae and an elongated, non-fluffy tail. Attacks and moves very, very, very quickly.

Once you reach the end, the boss appears...

The strongest warrior. He's unkillable, so you need to run away for 9 minutes. After that...

Lion: Hey, stop! Can't you see what you're doing?

UCA: Yes, I'm not blind.

Lion: Well, thousands have died because of you. Stop!

UCA: No. Why should I? It's fun.

Lion: Well, do you think it's fun for everyone that you-

Eraser: Hey, guys! I'm here!

UCA: Interesting... he will be my first target. Your wrapper shall be my wallpaper; your skull, my sandbox.

*laser*

UCA: That tickled.

*laser*

UCA: Hey, stop it! That's annoying!

*laser*

God Cat: Let nobody stand in our way! Cat Army, charge!

He becomes damaged and bloodier at 75%, 50%, and 25% health. Once he's down to 1 HP, he'll stop the battle for a bit.

UCA: That's it! I'll stop now if you want. Now's your chance to accept my MERCY, lesser Cats.

-> Spare -> *Uber Crazed Axe Cat*

UCA: You're SPAREing me? Buddy, pal. I know how hard it must be... to go back on everything you've worked up to. I want you to know... I won't let it go to-

Hacker Cat: STOP!

UCA: What?

Hacker: You're quoting Undertale, man! That's the line that Sans uses when he pretends to spare you, then kills you.

UCA: I'm not going to betray you!

Hacker: Okay. But if you do try anything...

UCA: -waste. C'mere, pal...

-beat-

Hacker: Aren't you going to kill me?

UCA: No.

Hacker: Wait, what? Aren't you supposed to be irredeemably evil?

UCA: Where did you get that from?

*UCA joins the party*

->FIGHT ->*Uber Crazed Axe Cat

UCA: You really are no better than they are! -collapses, impaled on his own axe-

There are two different cutscenes that play, depending on whether you spared him or not. If spared:


 * For once, a monster showed signs of redemption. The beast pleaded mercy, and when accepted, became docile. It released the prisoners it took, and also decided to combat its irredeemable brothers. (in bad handwriting) Some say that he might have even been the hero all along!

Eraser: Hey, that wasn't in the book earlier!

UCA: Well, don't look at me. Anyone could have put that in.

*suddenly, a hooded figure appears in the bushes*

Eraser: What was that?

UCA: Beats me. I'm going to go have a look.

Eraser: No. I'll go.

-beat-

*twang, loud screaming, rustling*

UCA: Well, this is gonna suck to explain.

To be continued...