Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27281654-20160421002347

Here's part 5 of the series.

At the beginning, 1 Quake Cannon appears.

Has pathetic damage, but very fast attack speed. Also, it makes an obnoxious noise. That's got to count for something, right?

Ginger Snaches and Pigeon de Sables appear as distractions. Genie Cat and Dober PD's appear as mini-bosses. Kory and Liz are spammed when the level nears its end.

Once you reach the end, the boss appears...

Has pride in his overly disgusting legs. Unkillable, so you need to run away for 11 minutes. After that...

UCG: HA HA! Run, my pretties! Run for your meaningless little lives!

Jamiera: You know what? No.

UCG: No? But I'll kill you.

Jamiera: You can't just bully cats into doing what you want. I'll crush you.

UCG: If you try it... I'll kill you. I'll kill your friends. I'll kill everyone you ever loved.

Jamiera: *snaps fingers*

*laser*

UCG: Feels good.

*laser*

UCG: I'm loving it.

*laser*

UCG: You can stop now.

*laser* *laser* *laser* *laser* *laser*

UCG: AUGH! OH GOD!

God Cat: Doesn't feel so good, huh?

He becomes bloodier, and his legs get damaged, at 75%, 50%, 25%, and 1 HP. Once he's expended his lethal strike, he'll pause the battle.

UCG: That's it. I can't take this anymore. I'll spare you.

Mohawk: Whoa, whoa, WHOA! How can we be sure that you're not going to kill us?

(if UCA was spared)

Eraser: Well, UCA decided to join us.

Mohawk: ...I guess.

*UCG joins the party*

(if UCA was killed)

*chirp, chirp, chirp*

Mohawk: ->FIGHT ->*Uber Crazed Gross Cat

UCG: I WAS BEGINNING TO TRUST YOU! -attempts to do an attack, but collapses and hits himself with a shockwave-

There are two different cutscenes that play, depending on whether you spared him or not. If spared:


 * Again, a monster was willing to redeem itself. It seems that some of these (scribbled, in bad handwriting) beautiful creatures will show mercy if offered it. However, we must stay vigilant, as they may strike again.

UCG: It's good to see you again. I was worried that neither of us could keep in touch.

UCA: Especially since neither of us can write very well.

Eraser: Not again...

Later that night...

UCG: ...no, no! Singer Cat, you're better than this!

*lights turn off*

UCG: CHRIST! It's so DARK in here!

Island: Sorry, but there's an emergency. A neighbouring settlement has been obliterated by a giant robot.

UCG: I'll go settle this myself!

Island: No, we can help you.

UCG: It's the only way I can prove my worth to you.

UCA: Then, I elect to go, too!

UCG: Then, let's go while it's still dark!

Or, alternatively...


 * And so, the monster was vanquished. When it was close to being shreked, it tried to save its own life, to make the Cats take it in. Fortunately, our soldiers did not believe it for a second, and swiftly dispatched it.

Flying Cat: Somehow, I feel like he wasn't lying. Like maybe he would have been nice if we had spared him?

Macho Legs: I know... maybe in another time, we might have spared him? Regardless, I feel like our next enemy won't be so happy to accept mercy...

To be continued...