Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27281654-20160529022813


 * at the Cat Base*

Mohawk: I don't think we should challenge Uber Manic Macho Legs just yet.

Macho Legs: Why not? I'd love to trod all over him!

Mohawk: He's too strong. We need more powerful Cats.

Macho Legs: You're right. Apart from Eraser, none of us see much battle.

*at the Manic base*

UMM: Hmm... They will probably be going after the savannah stronghold next. Manho Legs is too strong for them. Mion!

UML: Yes, sir!

UML: Yes, sir!

UML: Yes, sir!

UML: Yes, sir!

UML: Yes, sir!

...

UMM: ...

.....

...just go and stop them.

UML: (all together) Affirmative!

Another flatlands, enemies come from all directions. Make steady progress, but try not to go too far.

Can do giant DPS from pretty far away, with a knockback ability.

Has uber long range, and giant health, but pathetic damage. What makes him scary is his buff ability.

Almost unkillable, with extreme DPS. His itty-bitty, teeny-weeny range helps him break through your defences.

A juggernaut with enormous attack, health, and range. He can't be knocked back, stopped, or slowed. The only holes are his 25 knockbacks.

Has enormous stats, not quite bossly, but still a force of nature, and it spams them...

Once you've gotten about 10% of the way to the castle, the first Mion appears.

Mohawk: Hey, you! Stop!

UML: Why?

Mohawk: You're hurting everyone around you!

UML: I was made to do this. This is my functi-

UCC: Dad?

UML: What? Yo-

UCC: Dad, is that you?

Uber Crazed Cow Cat trots up to Uber Manic Lion, a bit suspenseful.

UCC: Dad, you don't have to do this. You can jo-

UML: I can't. If I refuse, Mahawk will execute me.

UCC: Can't you just run?

UML: What good is running against someone who can teleport?

UCC: ...I see how it is.

UML: Fine. I will not hold anything back.

Once you defeat the first UML, he always survives his lethal strike. He runs away, and stops fighting.

After you get to the castle, your Cats get inside. The level concludes, and your Cats go inside.

Yet another shorter, harder stage. Once you get to the end, Manic Mohawk Cat is sitting on a gun-like structure, on a turret.

Mohawk: ...you. YOU'RE THE ONE!

UMM: I'm so flattered you remembered.

Mohawk: It ends here. Today, you're going down.

UMM: How presumptuous of you. After all, I'm the one that has all the power here.

Mohawk: How?

UMM: This gun has enough power to blow you all into sand.

Eraser: Can't kill me, I'm ERASER!

UMM: We'll see about that.

UMM aims and shoots the gun at Eraser. However, after the shot connects, Eraser is still alive, just barely.

UMM: Oh, come on.

Eraser: You're going to have to try a little harder than THAT.

UMM aims and shoots again.

Eraser: Nyah, shi-

The shot is blocked by an Uber Manic Lion Cat.

UMM: It's going to be one of those days, isn't it.

UML: Son... take... this... opportunity... *dissolves*

Eraser: In the name of UCC's dad...

Flying Cat: We will strike you down!

Warning! Every enemy from the level is spammed as support!

Once the gun is gone, the pilot comes out...

An absolute beast of an enemy, with incredible HP reserves and DPS to match. His teleportation ability artificially increases his movement speed. Once you beat him, this happens...

Mohawk: It's over, UMM.

UMM: Not even close.

UMM unleashes a wave of darkness, pushing back all the cats.

UMM: I wanted to see how much of a challenge you could put up without me being invincible. But I guess I'm just too strong for you. And rugged handsome, too. (kisses one of his arms)

Suddenly, Macho Legs Cat rushes into the arena.

Macho Legs Cat: You're not handsome! You're ugly!

UMM: Tell me... do you want to die?

Macho Legs Cat: I can't hear youuuuuu! You're uggggly!

UMM: Hear this, then.

UMM does the darkness attack again, but it is reflected by a shine of light. It hits him, sending him flying into the sky.

UMM: You haven't seen the last of meeeeeeeeeee... *twing!*

Mohawk: Well, that went nicel-

*BOOM*

UMM: Nah. That was kind of funny, though.

Mohawk: How much of it was fake?

UMM: None of it. You actually did beat me. And for that, I congratulate you.

Mohawk: Really?

UMM: Of course. In fact, I've started to realize that my evil ways were mis-

???: MOHAWK! NO!

A blast of fire knocks UMM aside.

UMM: I was so close!

K. Dragon: Mohawk! Are you hurt?

Mohawk: No. Also, how are you alive?

K. Dragon: I died? How?

Mohawk: ...King UCF ate you.

K. Dragon: And so, I lived a luxurious existence in his stomach for a few days, before dying of dehydration. Then this demon guy brought me back to life.

Mohawk: This matches up with Flying Cat's story.

K. Dragon: Really? Can I see him?

UMM: If you're quite done with your sob story, then can we start round 2?

Mohawk: Sorry, dude. You lost.

Eraser: That laser attack was not cool, by the way.

UMM: Pah. Whatever. *disappears*

Mohawk: Well, that was certainly something.