Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33191519-20171111142936/@comment-31343441-20171128033207

Big Sal: Here's a story I'd like to tell you all. Well, it all began when Imperator Sael decided to umpire. He wasn't a very good one, in my standards. It was a cloudy day, and the wind was blowing. That might have affected my bro Teacher Bear's pitching. I was playing outfield, and boy, I was good. Little Leaguer cat hit a nearly-home run, but then I caught it. We made a triple play that day! Well, we would've, if Imperator Sael hadn't called us out. He wasn't a very good umpire, in my opinion. I mean, the blowing wind might've affected my bro Teacher Bear's pitching, but there was no reason to call us out on that! I was playing outfield and caught Little Leaguer cat's 'home run'... but then Imperator Sael had called the play false! He wasn't a very good umpire, in my opinion. If the blowing wind really HAD affected my bro Teacher Bear's pitc--

Orbital Platform Armeggedon: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH *nukes Big Sal*