Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27458210-20160802002609/@comment-27458210-20160921145934

Strike Unit R.E.I was unaware of his job; he thought he was a striker for a peewee soccer team. He messed it up somehow, and his team lost. He was ridiculed. Then he fell into a pit of depression. He got very drunk. Barney Gumble level of drunk. He got arrested.

During mealtime, he vomited up the pizza. After a couple minutes, Cli-one came. He took the pizza, unaware that it was regurgitated. The next week, his sentence was up, and Cli-one got out of jail.