Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33191519-20171111142936/@comment-29812480-20180317175420

Doge and Cat were good friends. One day they had a contest to see who could bite the hardest. They both tried to bite their hardest, and they both tied at 8 damage.

Doge: See you next week, Cat! I will beat you in the next competition!

Cat: Of course not! I am definitely going to win.

Doge and Cat were always very competitive, so they both practiced lots and lots. Eventually, it was time for their second competition.

Doge did 12 damage, while Cat only did 10 damage.

Cat: This isn't fair! I'm going to beat you next time! You'll see!

Cat worked extra hard. He even evolved into Macho Cat! The next time, Macho Cat did 16 damage, while Doge did 14 damage.

Cat: Hah! I did more damage!

Doge: Now this is actually unfair! You can evolve but I can't!! So now I won't be able to beat you!

At this point, Cat was spending too much time practicing and didn't have enough time for other things, so he quit. Doge was still friends with Cat, and still wanted to get better at biting, but now he had no one to go against.

Doge: Cat doesn't want to bite anymore, so now I have no one to show my biting skills! Where can I find someone to fight?

That was, until he found Fish Cat

Fish Cat: Oh, you can bite? Me too, let's have a contest!

They were both very excited, but Fish Cat easily won

Doge: 180 damage?? How do you do so much??

Doge was determined to beat Fish Cat. He had too! So he practiced biting again and again. He lost against Fish Cat a couple more times, until he finally won.

Doge: Hah! Now I finally won and did 200 damage!

He went on to continue practicing. Cat liked to watch him practice and destroy things with just a bite. He went on to do not 300, not 400, but 500 damage! He soon went on Local TV.

Kung Fu Cat offered him a place where he could professinally practice biting. Over a long time, he did over 10 thousand (yes 10 thousand) damage. He stopped trying to qualify into college and instead joined the Army.

Doge: I want to join the Army, but where should I start?

Cat: Oh, you could meet my old pal Flying Ninja Cat, just make sure Axe Cat doesn't see you hanging out with him.

Doge: Ok!

And this is why the doge is Way of the Ninja is so buffed