Thread:Ethanlac/@comment-27458210-20160404031939/@comment-27281654-20160507232120

Here's how the battle went.

Crazed Axe Cat: Howdy!


 * You finally made it here.


 * Remember when we used to play here? Hee hee hee...


 * Boy! Today's gonna be just as fun.


 * I remember when I first woke up here, in the castle.


 * I was so scared.


 * I couldn't feel my ears or my legs...


 * I had turned into a Crazed Cat!


 * Eventually, my parents found me, crying in the cat base.


 * I explained what had happened to them.


 * Then Dark Cat held me.


 * He held me with tears in his eyes, saying...


 * "There, there. Everything is going to be alright."


 * He was so... emotional.


 * But... for some reason...


 * I didn't feel anything at all!

There's 4500 dollars and a Bahamut button in the box. Here we are!

There's 4950 dollars and an Ururun Wolf button in the box. Right where it belongs.


 * I soon realized I didn't feel anything about anyone!


 * My compassion had disappeared!


 * And believe me, it's not like I wasn't trying.


 * I wasted weeks with that old fool, vainly hoping I would feel something.


 * But it became too much for me.


 * I ran away from home.


 * Eventually, I reached Archer Cat's castle.


 * I found HIM.


 * I thought of all Cats, Archer Cat could make me feel whole again.




 * He failed.


 * Ha ha...


 * I realized that those two were useless.


 * I became despondent.


 * I just wanted to love someone.


 * I just wanted to care about someone.


 * You might not believe this, but...


 * I decided it wasn't worth living anymore.


 * Not in a world without love.


 * Not in a world without emotion.


 * So... I decided to follow in your footsteps.


 * I would erase myself from existence.


 * And you know what?


 * I succeeded.


 * But as I left this mortal coil...


 * I became apprehensive.


 * If you don't have a soul, what happens when you die?


 * Something primal started to burn inside me.


 * "No", I thought. "I don't want to die!"




 * Then I woke up.


 * Like it was all just a dream.


 * I was back at the castle.


 * Back at my "save point".


 * Interested, I decided to experiment.


 * Again and again, I brought myself to the edge of death.


 * At any point, I could have let this world wander off without me.


 * But as long as I was DETERMINED to live...


 * I could go back.


 * Amazing, isn't it?


 * I was amazed too.


 * At first, I used my powers for good.


 * I became everyone's "friend".


 * I solved all their problems flawlessly.


 * Their companionship was amusing...


 * ...for a while.


 * As the days went on, people proved themselves predictable.


 * I decided to experiment.


 * What would this person say if I gave them this?


 * What would this person do if I said this to them?


 * Once you know the answer, that's it.


 * That's all they are to you.


 * It all started because I was inquisitive.


 * Curious what would happen if I took a life.


 * "I don't like this", I said.


 * "I'm just doing this because I need to know what happens."


 * Ha ha ha...


 * What an excuse!


 * You must know how liberating it is to be this way.


 * Nowadays, even that's grown tiring.


 * At least you understand.


 * I've done everything I can in this world.


 * I've read every book. I've burned every book.


 * I've won every battle. I've lost every battle.


 * I've appeased everyone. I've killed everyone.


 * Sets of numbers... lines of dialogue... I've seen them all.


 * But you... YOU'RE different.


 * I never could predict you.


 * When I saw you at the Cat Base, I didn't recognise you.


 * I thought I could frighten you, then destroy your base.




 * I failed.


 * And when I tried to load my save file...


 * It didn't work.


 * Your DETERMINATION...


 * Somehow, it's even greater than mine!


 * I just have one question.


 * How did you get back to the Cat Base from here?


 * ...wait, I know.


 * He must have taken you when you left, and decided to give you a proper burial.


 * ...but, why, then?


 * What made you wake up?


 * Was it someone calling you...?


 * We don't even need to leave to get them this time.


 * Dark Cat has 6 of them locked away.


 * I've tried a thousand times to get him to show me them...


 * ...but he just won't.


 * But, I know he'll do it for you.


 * Why am I telling you all of this?


 * I've told you before.


 * ...even after all of this...


 * You're the only one that understands me.


 * You won't give me any worthless pity!


 * Cats like us...


 * ...wouldn't hesitate to kill each other if we got in each other's way.


 * So that's...


 * So... that's...


 * ...ha...


 * ...what's this... feeling?


 * Why am I shaking?




 * Hey... no hard feelings about back then, right?




 * ...hey, what are you doing?


 * B...back off!


 * ...I've changed my mind about this.


 * This isn't a good idea anymore.


 * You should go back.


 * This place is fine the way it is!




 * ...stop making that creepy face!


 * This ISN'T funny!


 * You've got a SICK sense of humour!

Shy Boy: Now, now, we don't have to do this...

Come here, let's discuss this...

*shee-wurp!*

999999999999

*dissolve*

Crazed Axe Cat appears, shattering Shy Boy's soul.


 * See? I never betrayed you!


 * It was all a trick, see?


 * I was waiting to kill him for you!


 * After all, it's me, your best friend!


 * I'm helpful, I can be useful to you


 * I promise I won't get in your way


 * I can help


 * I can...


 * I can...


 * Please don't kill me.

*shee-wurp!*

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Greetings.

I am Crazed Dark Cat.

Thank You.

Your power awakened me from death.

My "cat soul"...

My "determination"...

These were not mine...

...but yours.

At first, I was so confused.

Our plan had failed, hadn't it?

Why was I brought back to life?

...

You.

With your guidance.

I realized the purpose of my reincarnation.

Power.

Together, we broke down the enemy base and became strong.

Stamina. Attack. XP. Cat Food. User Rank. Powerups.

Every time a number increases, that feeling...

That's me.

Crazed Dark Cat.

Now...

Now we have reached the absolute.

There is nothing left for us here.

Let us erase this pointless save file, and move on to the next.

[Do Not]

No...?

Hmmm...

How curious.

You must have misunderstood.

S I N C E  W H E N   W E R E   Y O U   I N   C O N T R O L ?

Interesting.

You want to restore your save file.

You want to restore the save file you destroyed.

It was you who pushed everything to the edge.

It was you who led the world to its destruction.

But you cannot accept it.

You think you are above consequences.

[No]

Then what are you here for?

Perhaps.

Perhaps we can reach a compromise.

You still have something I want.

Give it to me...

...and I will bring this world back.

[Yes]

Then it is agreed.

You will give me your soul.

...

...then it is done.