Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27458210-20160802002609/@comment-29619277-20161013202329

But alas, the time machine from earlier is not built by the man (he got a PhD as a doctor!), so it was never built, so we never came back, so the space-time continuum is messed up and everything on earth ends up on mars. All of the humans and animals die from suffocation, leaving the pizza to martians. About three dozen years later, the martians bring the Cats to life from the devices, so martians and Cats live in harmony until a Mythical Titan Cat steals the pizza (which has been preserved by martian tech). War breaks out between cats and martians over the pizza.