Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160105012919/@comment-27458210-20160229215637

''NOTE: This is very long. Don't read if you hate long things.''

You know who hasn't been mentioned in a while? Berserkory II.

It turns out he was too busy discovering how to get to the East Pole to care about the pizza.

But instead of thinking about the normal stuff, let's just talk about the East Pole. It's on the eastest side of Earth. Legend has it that what is in the next BC Update is hidden there.

A lot of people want to get there. Even the Table People. Why are they called that? Well, they live on Jupiter and the atmosphere bent them back to look like tables. Their legend has it that the secret to normalize them is hidden. They got into their spaceships and went to Earth.

Berserkory II started to get hungry. He needed to get food. So he went to find the pizza.

Coincidentally, the pizza was two feet from his lab; he just walked and took it. He decided to eat out. By which I mean, sit outside and eat.

But there was a PHBCW meeting. Carl the Alpacky also joined. Berserkory III came and joined. Now they have SEVEN people.

They went to the west to try and get the pizza. While they were walking, they met a large Capy family. The Capies joined. They also met four Kories, a few Camelles, a dozen The Face, the entire Luga Family, ten Eraser Cats, and a LOT of Kang Roo. They all joined the PHBCA.

Then Berserkory II went to eat the pizza, when Gunslinger came. They teamed up to get to the East Pole. The troop of Lollycats also came. Along with various other cats and enemies interested in reaching the East Pole.

When the PHBCA arrived, they stared at Berserkory II's team angrily. Oh, it was such an intense staring contest, when the real battle started.

Day I: The battle begins. It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, Pizza hunters like them...

Should be burning in hell

It was DEATH! Death! DEATH! There was just a ton of death! Oh, the battle raged on. It should end soon, but there's BLOOD AND DEATH!!!

Day II: Yesterday, there was DEATH! But many units joined the battle on both sides. DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! Both sides balanced, one side will win.

But wait... At sunset, the five Kories turned into Berserkories IV, V, VI, VII, and VIII. No stopping them now!

Day III: More death! Oh my god, so much. PHBCW is now winning because of Berserkories, but wait... The Table People showed up and fought against the PHBCW.

Day IV: DEATH! Balanced again.

Day V: DEATH! Nonstop.

Day VI: DEATH!

Day VII: DEATH!

Days VIII-DCLXXIV (674) STILL! DEATH!!!

Day DCLXXV: There was more death. No sign of stopping. Each side had tons of people. No stopping. Until...

There was an angry spirit. He wanted the pizza, and had been watching their feeble attempts to get it. He decided to interfere and take the pizza. The spirit was...

The original Berserkory.

Day DCLXXVI: The sprithumanifying-merfunculator malfunctioned, so it took a day for Berserkory to arrive. He was gigantic, ghostly, had black wings, sharp teeth, and an electric phantasmal axe.

The Grim Kory

There were millions against GrimKory. Years of fighting, and they all got mowed down within ten minutes. Everyone died, and they respawned at Santa's Workshop.

The only survivor was Berserkory VIII. GrimKory said, "I WILL SPARE YOU, INFERIOR KOALA Then he took the pizza and left.

Berserkory VIII tried to get his own pizza by flying to Italy. He made it, and bought a pizza. He flew over to 'Merica to eat the pizza. When he made it, the pizza was stolen by Oda.

Then it allllll restarted.

(I'm sorry. It just made sense.)