Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33191519-20171211155233/@comment-28946650-20180621000437


 * Floor 21

Dragollow: Hey, wasn't there a fancy blue circle around us?

Vars: *looks* What?

Flying: THE BARRIER'S DOWN!

Dragollow: What does that mean

Flying: It means other people can come inside the story!

Dragollow: AAAAAAAAAA

Flying: We have to finish this fast, but it has red cyclone AND capy! We're doomed

Dragollow: *releases red cyclone*

Flying: WHAT ARE YOU DOING


 * Just before the red cyclone hits Vars, dragollow stops time

Vars: How much stuff can you do?

Dragollow: I think everything.


 * The base is destruction, move to floor 22. Hermit cat appear

Hermit Cat: *takes Dragollow's powers* You wanna play like crap? We'll play like crap. *disappear again*

Flying: Aaand...we're dead.

Vars: It'll be okay, we can still win! Besides, I need the XP to become God-Emperor Vars.

Flying: Yeah yeah, we can fare against the BROLLOWS. Speaking of, here comes one now!

Dragollow: *one shots*

Flying: That's not enough...there are still lots more in the base.

Vars: I have two leftover Rare Ticket.


 * NOTE: These were my real first two rolls

Flying: I thought Hermit took that.

Vars: Rare Ticket isn't an item.


 * And so Vars uses Rare Ticket to summon...Archer Cat.

Archer Cat: I wun with teh MAJIN GROTBOW

Flying: Oh god, it's YOU.

Archer Cat: Shut teh up! *shoots at flying and misses*

Flying: *blasts Archer to narnia* excuse me?

Vars: *sigh* I have one more.


 * Vars summons...Vars.

Vars: Are you kidding me?

Vars II: Are you kidding ME...I have a clone, that is amazing

Vars: You will evolve if you hit the base

Vars II: YAAAAAAAAAAAA *attack base, Flying Ninja comes out with army of Brollows that kill Vars II and are killed by Vars I.

Flying: Ninja? Is that you?

Ninja: Bird?

Flying: Yes.

Vars: *wisper* I need to kill him for xp

Flying: *wisper back* I will not allow you

Ninja: You've already battled Dancer Cat, Gato Amigo, Riceball Cat, Hyper Mr, and Unicycle Cat. I can tell...and now they're gone...

Flying: What? Which floor were they in?

Ninja: Floor 20. They were deemed the "lowest ranked". I guess I'm lucky to still be standing...

Flying: Oh, we used Dragollow to teleport past them. They're all still alive.

Ninja: Really...thank you. I need to warn you...many more of us are still waiting to kill you. I'm the second lowest ranked, but there are still many higher ranked cats than me, all waiting to destroy you. Pastry Cat, Dark Lazer, Heavy Assault C.A.T, Skelecat, Loincloth Cat, Beefcake Cat, and of course, Hermit Cat. Even if you end up defeating Hermit Cat, there are still more. Crazed Cat, Crazed Cow Cat, Crazed Tank Cat, Crazed Axe Cat, Crazed Gross Cat, Crazed Bird Cat, Ururun Wolf, Crazed Fish Cat, Crazed Lizard Cat, Li'l Nyandam, Crazed Titan Cat, Codename "Red Riding", and a secret final cat.


 * To be continued...and NOW you can alter the story