Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27458210-20160802002609/@comment-29151709-20160806044748

WARNING: VERY LONG.

Manic Dark Cat steals the block shortly afterwards. After Manic Dark Cat had stolen the block, an Assasin bear swiftly steals it without Manic Dark knowing. The Assasin bear was later killed by a random player that was playing on an android phone and gave the player 1 cent. Shortly after, A Cyclone and Cli One find the block and make a portal to the Metal Slug dimension (which they will raid later and share the pizza block.) and leave. They didn't know that Those Guys jumped into the portal. Those Guys flocked their hair in the Slug dimension and proceeded to find the pizza.

Guy 1: "I FOUND THE BLOCK!" Guy 2: "WELL?! SHARE IT!!" Guy 1: "NO!! ITS MINE!"

Guy 3 was so far away from the other two that he didn't even know that one of them had found the pizza block. Instead, he found a limping Hermit Crab, and decided to heal it. As a reward, the Hermit became Guy 3's pet.

Guy 1 and 2 had already created armies out of Slug citizens. They waged war and the victor gets the spoils, AKA the pizza block. The war lasted 8 days, and 23000 soldiers died. Stained with blood and dirt, the battlefield had taken the lives out of innocent citizens forced to become soldiers. Guy 1 had gotten poisoned from drinking a rotten protein shake. Guy 2 picked up the block and carried it, until he died from starvation.

Guy 3, on the other hand, found the block in the dead hands of his friend, Guy 2. He grabs it and stores it in a container he attached to the Hermit. Guy 3 rides on the Hermit so quickly that he created a portal that returned Guy 3 to the world run by the cats. Then... THE SLOTH appeared.

With all of his fears, THE SLOTH was his biggest fear. He ran away from the sloth, but the sloth later unzipped his costume and became Awakened Bahamut. Awakened Bahamut, remembering what happened to the pizza from last time, was filled with so much rage that he activated his raging claws. Guy 3 ran away as fast as he could after watching his pet being ripped to shreds by the raging Bahamut. The Bahamut started to catch up... But Cli One and the Cyclone stopped it.

Cli One speculated this would happen. The Cyclone fought off the Awakened Bahamut, almost killing it before deactivating. The Cli One was focused on Guy 3. As Guy 3 ran and ran, until his legs had become no more, Cli One suspiciously disappeared, then REAPPEARED in front of Guy 3. Cli One killed the Awakened Bahamut, and now he was going to take the block and kill Guy 3...