Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160105012919/@comment-27458210-20160302190127

'''DukeOfDragonzz Ending. Very, very, VERY long. I'm supposed to provide you the risks of reading this.'''

Heart attack

Stroke

Diabetes

Fear

Depression

Narcolepsy

Death

Explosive Diarrhea

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Filled with rage, the PHBCW turned back into the EPDPHBCW. They attacked the East Pole.

Prof. Cat Jobs was eating the pizza on the tallest building in the East Pole. It was designed like those annoying video game places that randomly teleport you.

They all decided to go different ways. After an hour, Archer finally made it to Prof. Cat Jobs. They got into a slo-mo battle. Berserkory III soon arrived and murdered Prof. Cat Jobs at his normal speed. They took the pizza and destroyed the East Pole.

They had a celebration. After many years, they finally got the pizza. It tasted okay, but they wanted more. They ordered more pizzas. They ate all of them.

Remember the evil good that Archer-Bot opened? Well it got bigger, grew legs, and walked to the East Pole. As more pizza was eaten, a voice came from the void.

"Howdy! It's me! Golly, your pizza and evil deeds are just... Not working for us. You better give up that pizza. Or we will DESTROY you."

The PHBCW refused, being as stubborn as they are.

The void responded, "YOU. IDIOTS. DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? It means that... You will die."

Then a giant black hand extended out of the void, grabbed the PHBCW, and pulled them in.

The land in the void looked a lot like the old East Pole, only completely black. The oceans were replaced with lava, the clouds were all stormy, and screams haunted the area.

"Welcome to my special hell," said a voice. It seemed to be from a creepy snake thing with muscles and sharp teeth.

Another voice said, "Howdy! I'm Flowey. Flowey the Flower." It came from a small flower that was entirely white.

But from the distance came some weird words. Berserkory III said, "Huh?" The creepy voice replied, "YOU DO NOT KNOW OUR TONGUE, DO YOU? I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL."

Then a giant black dragon swooped down and ate a Lollycat.

Following that, another voice said, "Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fish stick." Then a weird guy with gray skin and colored clothes walked up.

Then, there was GrimKory's eviler alternate, ReaperKory. He looked like GrimKory, but bigger. We also cannot forget Homer Simpson, sitting, eating a donut.

Flowey introduced everyone. He said, "So. Anyway we need to kill you now. Or you could give up the pizza and join us. Well even give you three hours to decide." You can't go back home. We're destroying your universe. It'll be all darkness.

The PHBCW walked around the Voidland. It looked like Earth, only scarier, sadder, and instead of Battle Cats stuff, there were Skyrim and Undertale enemies.

Dragons flew around. This place was scary.

Soon, the PHBCW decided to just fight.

They got teleported to a dark room. Homer Simpson and Sheogorath were both there.

Anyway, Homer threw tons of donuts and jumped on the PHBCW. Sheogorath used THE WABBAJACK to attack. Bet you didn't see that one coming, huh?

After fighting, the PHBCW ended up winning. Then a voice echoed, "Gr..... You were supposed to die!"

Then ReaperKory spawned. He was like GrimKory, only bigger, stronger, and more agile. Three of the 12 Berserkories died, along with 4 Lollycats. Archer nearly died, but ReaperKory died. He is ded.

Then the voice replied, "I'm serious. You need to be dead."

Then Alduin, the dragon flew in. Everyone was on mountains for some reason. Alduin spit fire, ice, called meteors, and even turned things into mushrooms.

Alduin did a huge number on the PHBCW. All that remained were Berserkories I and III, the two Alpackies, Archer, and Kroxo.

But Alduin died. "DIE! DIE! DIE ALREADY!" said the voice. Loads of Skeletons and Frogs mobbed the PHBCW. Then there were some Bandits, Vegetoids, and Snowdrakes. After a while, there were some Tsunderplanes, Pyrope, and Dragons. Then there were Final Froggits, Whimsalots, Astigmatisms, and more Dragons. Kroxo died, but so did all the enemies.

The voice yelled, "GRRRR!!!!!! IF.... YOU.... NEED.... TO DIE...." The room turned into black nothing. "THEN I'LL KILL YOU! If you win, I will call off the assassin!" Omega Flowey spawned, his deathly prescence filling the room. Shurikens were flying, nukes were being dropped, fingers were getting blasted, and time was changing. The PHBCW fought valiantly, despite Berserkory III dying.

Flowey yelled, "YOU DIDN'T DIE YET? FINE! YOULL REGRET THIS!"

Then he summoned a ton of knives that flew across the room, spinning. Then he made hands go in and out on an endless loop. Then he made a line of shurikens with falling shoes above it. Then there were notebooks that shot depressing words. Soon enough, pans were shooting fire, and a gun was blasting bullets.

Then Flowey came back, with lasers and doubling his attack speed. Paul the Alpacky died. Only three left. Archer tried to shoot, but he missed every time. Berserkory's shockwaves did stuff, but not enough. Carl was the strongest damage-dealer, but he got very hurt. He soon died.

Berserkory I and Archer tried to talk with each other. They came up with the idea that Berserkory would turn into Electrikory, and kill Flowey.

Electrikory did damage, a lot of damage in fact. Flowey got super intense, scaring Archer. Flowey said, "Have fun!"

Then he aimed every attack at Electrikory. He fell in seconds, leaving Archer as the only person against Flowey.

"Oh, the weakest link," Flowey said. "It's too bad your friends won't see you win. Oh wait, you will NEVER EVER WIN. You're just a WIMP."

Archer and his friends' determination turned him into the Archer Bot 9000. Flowey eventually destroyed the mech, and Archer was left with 1 hp.

Archer shot Flowey with his bow, hoping for the best. Flowey deflected the arrow, laughing. He tried to attack, but he didn't. It failed. His saving failed, then he exploded. He teleported back everyone to the main part of Voidland. He called off the assassin.

BUT IT FAILED. The assassin can do whatever he wants. He will destroy this universe and everything else. They all went back to earth, getting everything to defeat this beast.

The monster came. No matter what everyone did, he could not be hurt. He killed nearly everyone. Nothing.

Eventually, Archer was the only one left. He went to eat the pizza. The Dunkelacerator wanted it. Archer gave it to him. The battle restarted.

But Dunkelacerator did not have the no damage ability.

He got hit and took a lot of damage. He eventually became dead, then exploded into a billion pizzas.

Everyone ate the pizzas, and were super happy. Archer became the most respected cat on Earth. THE END..... OR IS IT?