Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33191519-20171211155233/@comment-33191519-20171220194034

Cat God: So, you need help?

Cat III: YES!

Cat God: what, Than?

Tank Cat: Kill all those enemies!

Cat God: okay, where’s the reward?

.....

God Cat: I’m not waiting forever.

Cat III: okay, fine! (Gives him 9999 catfood)

God Cat: Well, I’m gonna be in a coma after eating all of this.

Cat God: here we go! *O Fortuna plays*.

Cat God: -sends down a giant nuke, Than cannot Kill Cats, which explodes, killing all enemies around- done.


 * btw, he was able to send down the cat nuke because Cat III gave him 9999 catfood*

Korea? Finished! You earned: 60000 EXP!

next stage: Hell.

Cat III: where are we?

Tank Cat: looks like hell.

Cat III: wait, where’s Cat god?

Tank Cat: ha! Look! *looks at extremely buffed doges that are coming over there* easy!

Tank Cat: hey cat, could you kill those doges for me?

Cat III: sure! *walks over* excuse me, but it’s time to di-

Doge: *bites cat III*

Cat III: *dies*

Tank Cat: NOOO!!