User blog:Mushroomsalad/A story I decided to do because i was bored

So, it was a normal day in Battle Cats land. The cats and enemies were just fighting.

Cat: I'm getting tired of this.

Tank Cat: What d'you mean?

Castaway Cat: He means just fighting. It's the same formula again and again.

Doge: Hey! We're here you know!

Mistress Celeboodle: I am a very busy woman! Hurry up!

Marinmizu: Shut up stupid alien mortal.

Mistress Celeboodle: 'gulp'

Dark hippoe: HURRY UP!!!!!!!!

Kasa Jizo: Ooooh, a new black enemy!

Maglev Cat: Ok (runs full-speed into enemy base and wins)

Le'Boin: Darn.

Dark Emperor Nyandam: We'll get em' next time.

The next day in the cat base

Cat: Nobody listens to me.

Stupid Cat: Lol XD rekt

Cat: Wait... you're not even a cat! Get him boys!

Singer Cat: I'm A GIRL!!!!!!!!

Cat: Fine..... Girls and Boys.

They beat up Stupid Cat

Stupid Cat: I'll get you one day!

Jameria Cat: Message!

Cat: Oh egads!

So they go to the place where message was said.

Skelecat: This journey is making me feel dead a second time.

Awakened Bahamut: What d'you mean? This is easy!

In the enemy base

Ursamajor: I'm bored.

Sunfish Jones: I know right?

Metal Cyclone: We have new recruits.

Just before the next scene, I just need to clarify enemies like Corrupted Valkyrie and Codename 'Red Riding' are evil clones.

Cat God (Cool Dude): Are they star aliens?

Metal Cyclone: They are Mesonomocyclone, Gardeneel Bros. and Axolotoly. Also another Cat God variant.

Final Boss Giga-God (Cool dude): Hi.

Gardeneel Bro 1: We eelness is off chart.

Gardeneel Bro 2: I guess we're a variant of Henry?

Henry: How so?

Gardeneel Bros: We have a long range and we warp cats forwaard!

Henry: Sure, whatever.

Big Sal: Ooooh, a Axolotol!

Axolotoly: Me have strong attack. Me only attack every 4 minutes. Me have fast speed. Me have Barrier.

Big Sal: Ok.

Mesonomocyclone: Hi dad!

Super Cosmic Cyclone: I have never seen you a day in my life.

Red Variety Bear: Message!

Mammothe: What is it?

Drac-owl-la: Curiosty is over 900-

Zang Roo: DON'T.

Those Guy 1: It says we need to go to a place.

So they go to the place.

The Face: Wait for me!

Metal Cycone: I'm too slow!

Eventually...

Cat: Enemy alert!

Doge: Cat alert!

Doge and Cat: What're you doing here?

Cat and Doge: A message.

Dat and Coge: Same reason?

Mysterious voice: Good little slaves.

Doge and Cat: We are not slaves!

Filibuster Obstructa: I have this covered. Cats, get around 2000 range away from me.

40 seconds later....

Filibuster Obstructa: Ok, I'm ready. (shoots ball of energy and it explodes)

Mysterious Voice: Stupid, that did nothing.

Filibuster Obstructa: Hijehibjehibjebuwha?

Mysterious Voice then shows up, and looks like a shadowy Filibuster Obstruca.

Shadow Obstructa: This is a perfect vessel.

Filibuster Obstruca: WHY YOU LITTLE!

Shadow Obstructa: Silence.

Shadow Obstruca then shoots a fully-charged energy ball, in the timespan of 5 seconds.

Filibuster Obstruca: Lol I have 2 million health. That only does 1 million damage.

Shadow Obstructa: I'll kill you!

Assassin Bear: Not so fast! (smacks Shadow Obstructa X20)

Shadow Obstructa: Good, a stronger and faster vessel.

Shadow Obstruta then turns into a shadow bear.

Shadow Bear: Why not fight somebody your own type?

Maglev Cat: Get on me Jizo! With your moving castle by the way. I can handle the weight.

Kasa Jizo: Phew, with that unit change button, I can change on the fly!

Kasa Jizo gets on Maglev and rides on him with his castle.

Kasa Jizo: Take this! (shoots lazer)

Shadow Bear: OW!

Raging Bahamut: Now's my chance!

Shadow Bear: What the-

Raging bahamut: RAGHELULULU

Shadow Bear: A good vessel.

Shadow Bear then turns into Shadow Bahamut

Metal Doge: Idiot. He has the third highest HP!

Cat God (Good one): Want me to do a lightning strike? Then give me cat food.

Cat: Fine. (Gives cat food)

Cat God (Good one): And a one! A two! A BOOM!

Shadow Bahamut: That did nothing.

Crazed Mohawk Cat (evil): DIE!

Crazed Eraser Cat (evil): DIE!

Crazed Jameria Cat (evil): DIE!

Queen B: Locked and loaded!

20 seconds later

Crazed Mohawk Cat (evil): WHY WON'T HE DIE!

Shadow Bahamut: I only take damage from anything EXCEPT Alien and Traitless.

Boraphim: Do you know what? I hate you! WE ALL hate you! You're so sophisticated! You used fancy-shamcy words probably found from reading the whole thesaurus 5 times every hour!

Shadow Bahamut: I'll kill you next!

UltraBaaBaa: Nah, kill me first. I think you're a bi-

Shadow Bahamut: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

25 seconds later

Shadow Bahamut: WHY WON'T YOU DIE!

UltraBaaBaa: 255k HP barrier.

Shadow Bahamut: Oh for- OH MY GOODNESS!

Marinmizu: Ooooh, an Alien enemy!

Heavy Assault C.A.T: Oooooh, a Black enemy!

Headmistress Jeanne ψ: Finally, a floating enemy for me eradicate.

Shadow Bahamut: Uh oh.

Shadow Bahamut gets destroyed by the three.

Shadow Bahamut: I need a stronger vessel.

Final Boss Giga-God (Cool dude): JUST DIE!

Cat God (good one): I'll have him face a baby boom!

He does a baby boom, resulting in many enemies and cats

Cat God (evil one): I did one too!

Shadow Bahamut: GOOD GOLLY!

He then gets beaten up.

Shadow Bahamut: No matter..... I'll be back...it only takes...a matter...of time...

He then phases into the ground.

Cat: Well, that was hard. But atleast today was different. Thanks, Mysterious Creature!

Mysterious Voice: Shaddup.

Doge: Well, what do we do now? Do we...fight? Or....

Cat: Let's just go home.

Doge: Ok.

The End

(Sorry if it's bad... i'm not a good story writer. But, don't just spam the comments. Also, sorry if it's a bad idea.