Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27458210-20160802002609/@comment-25753713-20161024112344

I (since we registered I was Mario somewhere else) am traveling through this Parallel Universe, until I realise something. GASP! PIZZA IS BANNED HERE! Anyone with Pizza is put in Jail! So I do backwards long-jumping and build up negative speed for 12 hours until I warp back into the normal Universe with the Pizza. "At least Pizza isn't banned here" I think, happy I won't get put in prison in a Parallel Universe and lose the Magical Pizza of Pizzary Doom.