Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160105012919/@comment-27458210-20160203225929

Then Berserkory ran off into the sunset, never to be seen again. He went on an adventure, but took an arrow to the knee by Archer. Then he settled down. Eventually, he realized there was one thing that could cure him.

So he went to Revolving-Door Floats to fight the cats. Eventually, he died. And that meant he was dead. And since he was dead, he was dead. And because he is dead, he is dead. And he's dead, so he can't get pizza.

Did I mention he's dead?