User:Dreamy Cat



Join teh dark side...join it now...WE HAVE COOKIES!

Rules of the dark side:

1.U must love dem memes.

2.U'll get spanked to oblivion if you insult Kasa Jizo.

3.Accept this place is a ball of cringe.

4.MEMEZ ARE LIEF

5.You'll be thrown to a black hole if you dare to like Behind The Meme.

6.IF U MEIK A R34 IMAGE OF THE DARK SIDE OR MEMES,WE SHALL DESTROY YOUR HOME PLANET.

7.Obey the MLG god.

In order to join,you will need to give me some pizza,some of Mom's Spaghetti,and shiny pokemans,or else no cookies for u... :D

Still Miss Jizo

I play BC as a way to spend my free time,but i prefer drawing when i have nothing to do...U can check what i draw in mah deviantart page.

I also have a wiki where i put my OCs and future projects,named Star-Rain wiki (It's how i'm planning to name my future videogame company,but it is currently my sandbox).

Personality (Real Life):I'm actually nerdy and introverted,and due to my strange tastes,i'm a loner.However,i can establish solid friendships with meme-lovers quickly,but i usually have yandere-ish thoughts towards those who want to take mah friends away from me...

Battle Cats Wiki (General pages):Devoted,kind,helpful

Battle Cats Wiki (Forums,fun & games mostly):A full-on retard who posts lotsa shet.Meme-addict,and quite light-headed.

Thingies i liek:My OCS,Cats,Nekos,Nyankos,Memes,SMG4 VIDEOOOOOOOS,Drawing,helping this wiki grow,Cringe,Memes,Magik Knightz,new users,Dis awesome soundtrack

Thingies i disliek:Behind The Meme,My own errors,remembering the cringy shit i did in mah childhood,Hentai,being around strangers,cringy kids (Amirite,Boby)

Hobbiez
- Drawing/Photoshopping

- Playing teh cattle bats,SM64 Teh Last Impact (A.K.A:The lord of da glitches),Phantasy Star Portable 2,and Vanguard Princess (IDK the controls but i play it anyway).

- Asking Nightmare Enterprises for good monstahz 2 clobbah dat dere Kirbeh but da monstahz i get always end up getting rekt

- Calculating the exact amount of moneh i owe to Nightmare Enterprises.

- Wasting my time/life

- Posting/Reviewing Cringe

- Contributing to this wiki when i have nothing to do.

- RECOVERING MY GAWDAMN BETULKEK PROGRESS!

- Studying Japanese

- Being either a kuudere or a yandere

- Watching SMG4 VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

Games i liek (Oredered from most to least liked)
The Battle Cats - Actually the best mobile game,pretty addicting and decently high difficulty.Also free and you have many alternatives to get premium currency (Catfood without paying).

Geometry Dash - It's much better than any game of it's cost.Has 21 levels,many modes,and a level editor that allows you to make endless level concepts.

Disgaea - A pretty unique SRPG franchise,pretty neat.The 6 games the franchise have are good.

Phantasy Star Portable 2 - A good 3d game with decently high difficulty (Higher than BattleCats tho).

Vanguard Princess - For only 10 characters,is a great fighting game.Features a innovative 2 on 2 fighting strategy,and a decent story mode (Too bad i barely understand kanjis).

Ibis Paint X - Not a game,but a useful drawing tool.My main drawing/photoshop tool btw.

Toram Online - A decent MMORPG.The only problem is that alone,training takes aeons and bosses are OP.

Games i don't liek (Oreded from least to most disliked)
Most of card games - The problem of card game

Dating Simulators - BOOOOH-RENG!

Candy Crush imitations - THEY SUX.No more words needed.

Minecraft - Minecraft is like Killer Cat:Weak for it's cost(7$ for a 8-bit sandbox game).Single Player is BORING,and community is filled with cringy kids and annoying users.

Super Smash Bros. For 3DS/WIIU - 40$,just for a horrible storyless fighting game.Fighting,that's it.No story mode,no thrilling events,just fighting.Not only that,but the game blames you if you lose (Via only praising the winner and sudden death),and it can easily plummet friendships like a Razorback plows through your lines if you don't freeze/slow it (Nintendo appears to h8 friendship).To make it worse,Nintendo didn't actually created Smash "For Fun",they only made it,as a fricking way of saying "Fun doesn't matters,what matters is winning".I'd rather fight a horde of Brollows than playing this cr*p.Also is boring af when u play solo.

Favurit Kekz
Kornsah Jenzu ,Kae ,Wendi ,Memeduoeh ,Mumotara ,Lufoten posilon ,Sufresh Kek ,Crezd Wul Kat ,Awiqenud Bunhat ,Eirocun Wuf ,Luna (Dafuq? ,Rukah 3

Current progress
Recovered Ubers - Reika

EoC - Only Chapter 3 outbreaks left

ITF - Complete (Superior:143/144)

Cats of the Cosmos - Stuck in Red Rectangle of cringe.

SoL - Marco Po Road

Main priority - Get Kasa Jizo

Favorite Wikis

Frienz
- Yuwailam (A very dank user,always posts random stuff and is also active on the wiki)

- Matejbozic (The best sysop user in my opinion (Ethanlac and Helyskioh are also good sysops,but not active in the "fun & games"),the dank type,and also very active in the forums)

- Leglesslego (DANK)

- BlackBird6 (I don't see him often,but quite active in the games of this wiki)

- GeoDash! (DANK (Again),one of the good peeps on this wiki,and active in various threads.Btw,HOW DERE U CLOSE DAI FROM TEH ATAK 2?!)

- Randombattlecatsguy (Most of the time i've seen him is in the celebration thread,but still being a nice dood)

- SunsetKitten (Not pretty active,but one of this wiki's good peeps)

- SomeRandomGiantUser (A good Berserkory (And the only good one),and a dank user.Seen also commenting)

- Mucs (A good person and has published funny stuff on my Hall of Cringe thread)

- Hybercat (A OP killer cat)

- Basic Fish Cat (A active new user,reminds meh of Blackbird(o)6)

Doodz i don't like much
- Fredy-san (Despite being the b-crat,is pretty boring,and never says something funny.Interferes with most of the fun,and made a "pointless thread " just cuz he thought we were bullying Boby (First:We weren't,we were just making cringy stuff of whatever came to our mind.Second:Who cares about Boby?He already left this wiki (i know he'll not return by personal experience (I did that in another wiki),or if he does,will be in 1 or more years)).Also HOW DARE U EDIT MY PROFILE AND TRY TO REMOVE MY WONDERFUL "DREAMY CAT REVIEWS" YOU MONSTAH?!)

- The Boby Trio (What i have to say of them:Boby100 - Has a unoriginal name,and doesn't accepts the normal way of making stuff.Also is a full-on liar,even knowing lies won't take him anywhere.Luis Vinelo (Vinegar) - First,unoriginal username,second,too young for the internets (5 years old),and thirdly,most of his posts are most likely things that Boby100 forced him to post (Can be called Manipulation or Sockpuppetry),also spams.(Lu)Vifer - Pretty different to the other 2,all we can say is that she made 54 edits on level maker and only 2 of them were (cringy) levels,however,all she did was swearing and insulting most of the users in the thread's thoughts and levels,only to make them and their creations look inferior than those of Boby/Vinelo,to the point of lying that a 10000% Razorback is EZ and that she hacked the game and got acces to the "Ink" cats.)

- Vandals (No one loves them)

- Those assholes who spam me with hentai

Goalz
Recover my gawdam progress - Not clear

Get Jizo/Surfer Cat/Tecoluga/Momotaro/Reika - 2/5 clear (Got Reika and Surfer Cat)

Get Kai/Aphrodite/Grateful Crane - 1/3 Clear (Got Kai)

Clear EoC/ItF and get dem superiors - Not Clear

Get dem Ururunz - Not Clear

Destroy every single Brollow - Not clear (SHIT)

Kill Daboo of the Ded - Clear (Sarcasm)

BE DA BEST SUPAHSTAR WARRIA AND PAY WHAT I OWE TO NIGHTMARE ENTERPRISES - Most likely will never be cleared

ETGGFNDFBFGGSEGFHERHTYHRTNFGNDFNGFBSFBDGBDF - BOOBS

Star-Rain - WIP

Giving good use to meh rollback rightz - Meh

Clobbah dat dere Kirrbeh - IMPOSSIBRU

Show the world that cringe is something gud - Uuuuh,i can explain.

Why is my profile a big fat sack of Cringe?
Gimme spaghetti or i'll smack you with this.

Dammit who the fak broke mah birthday pinata?!???!!!11!1!ONE!

Join the CRINGE side...Join it now...WE HAVE JIZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

Something Something Mom's Spaghetti

CRINGE & SPICY MEMES : NOW ON YOUTUBE.

This channel is scientifically proven to Cringe the human brain to the point it makes humans want to kill themselves

SMG4 is love,SMG4 is life

Mah Stats
Dank Mode ACTIVATE Total required for Lv.30 = 53687091150 XP

Description
Normal:Just a normal fellow to likes to spend all it's days on the internets,searching for memes and watching SMG4 videos.Thinks on nothing but memes and hates all meme haters.Believes that memes have special powers.Once defeated,he's too lazy to respawn in battle.

Evolved:The internet's dankness awakened his memetic powers.It's mind has became completely clouded with memes,but still leaves some space in his soul for cats.It's NOKIA 3300 can oliberate everything,but he's lazy and won't train unless receiving some Sweet XP.

True Form:Awakened his soul to memes,now his meme powers can kill whoever he desires.He only thinks on memes,converses using memes,gets whatever he want using memes.The only reason why he's still on the Cat Army is due to Nyan Cat,and he actually wanted a lot of XP in order to buy a new tablet.

Appearance
Normal:Looks like a adolescent kid,that carries a computer.It wears a kimono and a headband.Attacks by rotating the computer to make it face the enemies,and then the LAZOR face appears,and fires a laser to the enemies.

Evolved:He now looks older,it moves floating instead of walking,and his kimono is torn to shreds.The computer he used to carry is now flying at his side,along with a NOKIA 3300 and a Nintendo 64.Attacks by spawning some meme characters out of his computer,and then launching them and the Nokia 3300 to the enemies.

True Form:He now looks like a adult,and radiates a dark aura (Similar to enemy Crazeds/Maniacs).The lower part of his pants is also torn.The edge of the points of his hair are now red.His floating laptop is now larger,and has the image of a kitten on it.Aside from his laptop,N64 and Nokia 3300,he now has a Tablet,a Nintendo Switch,a PSVita,and a Game & Watch floating around him.Attack animation remains the same,but now he launches more memes to the enemies and the explosion is now larger.

Trivia

 * This unit needs the highest catfruit count to evolve,needing 96 epic CF,and 1 of teh other CFs.
 * This unit can only be spawned once due to long af recharge time.
 * This unit has teh highest cost evah, 11000$ in ch1,16500$ in ch2,and 22000$ in chapter 3.
 * Due to high cost,dis boi can't b spawned in chapter 3,and in chapter 2,it requires the max amount of money possible (Unless using CatCombo) to be spawned.
 * Dis boi's skelz trigger wit a specific eneme.
 * It's name actually means "Lotus"
 * Many memes can be seen in his attack animation,such as Sanic,Mayro,Doge,& Knucles,Weegee,Lays,Pepe da frog,Yee,Dat Boi,and some other crap dat is used in MLG such as Doritos logo,Mtn Dew,ILLUMINATI,weed,Epileptic Frog,Thomas teh Dank Engine,etc.
 * He's too cringy to appear in da gaem (Not as much as Teh Emoji Movie or Boby100 but something).
 * Got used to people calling it She.

Cringe:
Welcome to Dreamy Cat reviews cringe!Here i'll comment about all the cringy stuffeh i've seen around (Obviously,Hall of cringe is my main reviewing focus,but i also add other cringy stuff i find here).

Description:The incarnation of all the fun and embarassing stuff from the internets,came to the earth using the powers of cringe and will turn the whole intermet into weird memes.Also known as:Dreamy Cat xD

So i'm Chuck Norris now :P

Cringa Cringezo