Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27458210-20160802002609/@comment-27458210-20160928191606

The Cat Farm put tons of locks on it, but he didn't noticed the elephant in the room: The safe was made of Mercury. When the room became room temperature, it melted and got all over the pizza. He felt bad, so he removed the poison from the first one and took it. It was then stolen by Murderous Intent of the Dog (Doge Dark).

(I'm not kidding. If you actually translate Doge Dark's Japanese name back to English, it becomes Murderous Intent of the Dog.)