Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31823253-20170903100930/@comment-33601596-20171207015044

I realize this. Suddenly, my world is shattered. That which seemed real is not, and the grand facade has burned. I let my guitar go quiet, weeping all the while. I find a Raspberry Beret, which turns out to be a never ending Crimson Tide.In the distance, a stairway to the heavens is being built. But I can't get there. I've been blinded. Fortunately, with my grasp on science fading, my vision returns, yet I still feel hazy. I feel my forehead, and next thing I know I'm so hot that I'm burning down the house. I go to a psychiatrist and say, "Doctor Doctor", but suddenly realize that it the outside is far smaller than the inside. I see an amazing car, get in, and then look at my rearview mirror. My mint condition Tesla has become an aged Rolls Royce. I am not complaining, but I can't help but realize that this is not my amazing car. I suddenly hear messages from outer space, and try to keep my mouth from spouting junk. I see a blinding light, get my Rolls Royce revved up like a deuce in the night, and drive towards it. I feast on smoked salmon, in my hand a joker. Finally, I arrive. A man welcomes me to the machine. I hear a submarine and suddenly hear a swarm of Insolent Children tearing down another brick in the wall. It begins to drizzle purple rain, which the becomes red rain coming down. I say hello to Mrs. Robinson, and then tell a little darling named Jude to not feel so bad, because the sun is coming. And then I said to myself, what a wonderful world.

Next has to count every single musical reference in this post.

ALL OF THEM.