Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27281654-20160513012938

(if all killed [not canon path])

UCT: -wait, where are the others?

Mohawk: We killed them all.

UCT: ...heh.

Mohawk: ...?

UCT: Heh heh... you killed them all... all gone... all gone...

Mohawk: And we came here, to see if-

(UCT does an extremely powerful series of moves on Mohawk, beginning with a shockwave, then a series of punches, and finally some sloths coming out to attack.)

Mohawk: (barely alive) What the Christ Cat was THAT?

UCT: It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.

Mohawk: Aw, crud-ola.

UCT: On a day like this, Cats like you...

Hacker: Should be burning in hell. Yes, we get it, you're upset, but can't we-

(UCT does the same moves on Hacker. Hacker is turned into a red mist.)

Eraser: HACKER! NO!

UCT: ...should be burning in HELL.

For his attacks, he mostly causes shockwaves, does earth-shaking punches, and summons in Sloths to do attacks. Remind you of anyone?

He restricts the playing field to a box, and you must move the Cats around to avoid the shockwaves and lasers. He has attacks where many sloths appear and attack from outside the board. Again, like a certain huge skeleton we all know and love/hate.

Once you survive for 30 turns, (each turn is 50 time + his attack), this happens.

UCT: All this fighting is really starting to tire me out.

Mohawk: I can't believe this! You're way too tough!

UCT: I'll spare you now. Friendship... it's great, right? Let's quit fighting.

*red mist forms into a cat form*

Red Mist: Don't! It's a trap!

Mohawk: Hacker?

Red Mist: Yes! It's me! Listen! You shouldn't accept it! Sans did the same thing!

Mohawk: ...I'll trust you. ->FIGHT->*Uber Crazed Titan

Red Mist: Thank you! *dispels*

MISS

UCT: Well, it was worth a shot. ...guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?

After 69 turns:

UCT: Huff... huff... that's it. It's time for my special attack.

Mohawk: Isn't it nothing?

UCT: No, you're thinking of Sans. My special attack... is brutal.

Mohawk: If you try it, we'll kill you!

UCT: Here goes nothing.


 * He does a massive shockwave. It explodes, sending the Cats flying. Trees are burnt to cinders, and mountains are razed. The mountain is completely destroyed. The entire land has a smoldering crater in it.

UCT: That was nothing. I'm only using 1% of my power.

Mohawk: Then SHOW us your true power.

UCT: But of course.

UCTN: GAH HA HA! BEHOLD MY TRUE POWER!

Mohawk is just barely hanging on to a thread of life. His soul is doing heavy lifting to keep him technically alive.

Mohawk: NO! YOU WILL DIE!

UCTN: HA! I'd like to see YOU try it, you dull, raggedy-haired creature!

Something in Mohawk is awakening! Almost everyone else is dead... there is only Mohawk! The rest of the souls are gathering!

Mohawk: DON'T CALL... MY HAIR... RAGGEDY!

It's an all-out brawl! Once UCT NEO dies, this happens:

UCTN: No... NO! *dies*

Mohawk: And now... to bring this world back to the way it was.


 * We can see many, many souls flying around Mohawk. The world is brought back in an epic flash of white.

Eraser: Good morning, Mohawk!

Mohawk: ...where am I?

Eraser: At the Cat base. Everything went white for a second, but when we woke up, we were here!

Mohawk: Has anything changed?

Eraser: No, apart from Flying Cat and K. Dragon mysteriously reappearing. Also, the Uber Crazed Cats seem to have mysteriously disappeared.

Mohawk: ...so it's like this never happened.

Eraser: Sometimes things happen. For all we know, that last batch of Cat Food could have been spiked with some crazy hallucinogen. Whatever it is, all we know is that everything is like the way it was before all this happened!

FIN

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE: THE ABOVE ENDING IS NON-CANON.