Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26939789-20161212024820/@comment-30430322-20170119184230

Zen...I mean then a storm of fire burned mina. All the snow melted causing a flood that killed many zombies. Then, the heavens opened, a cat descended and the water...evaporated. A legendary god among cats had rose. A god who had stayed away from the catfight until now. The surrounding area started burning to the firey aura this cat has. Kōjin, the fire god, had arrived. The pizza is now...cooked. Why was everyone trying to eat a raw pizza? Why was a pizza from 'dominos' raw? Were they trying to poison us? Was it for heating up and eating later because it was delivered here instead of being bought at a restaurant? Who knows? And suddenly a gas rose from the pizza, a poison was inside! It's a conspiracy! The goverment caused this! Well kōjin is unaffected by pathetic poisonus gasses used to kill mere mortals.