Board Thread:New on Battle Cats Wiki/@comment-9091559-20151011112051/@comment-29052747-20161225223311

I LIKE TURTLES! I GUARANTEE YOU THAT NOT ONE OF YOU IN THIS FORUM CM KNOWS HOW TO UNLOCK TURTLE HEAD CAT. IF U DO THEN CONGRATS CAUSE ONLY ME AND A SELECT FEW FROM PONO'S HAVE SUCH INSIGHT. ILL GIVE U A HINT. I DID THIS TO A TURTLE AFTER A NIGHT OF UNFORGETTABLE ORAL SEX WITH HIM. YOU GIVE UP? ALL IT TAKES IS U WHIPPIN THAT BIG BOY OUT WHILE PLAYING CH.1 CHINA AND THROWING UR LOAD WHILE YELLING "I LIKE TURTLES". I MUST WARN YOU THAT U MUST HAVE YOUR FRONT CAMERA TURNED ON PRIOR TO BUSTING. LET ME KNOW IF IT WORKED FOR U. MEANWHILE WHILE UR TWIRLING UR LITTLE THINGY AROUND, I'M SLIPPING IN THEE BACKDOOR AND THEN GOING THROUGH THE BACKDOOR AGAIN ONLY THIS TIME IT'S UR MOTHER AND WIFE'S BACKDOOR IM ENTERING. WHILE I'M HERE, I THINK I'LL WHIP IT OUT AND BUST. REMEMBER SHORTLY AFTER YOU GO, MAKE SURE TO GIVE THE TRICK A SWIFT ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN THE UTERUS IN ORDER TO ASSURE THAT IN 9 MONTHS STREET YOU HIT IT, SOME BIA BIA CAN'T WALK UP TO U AND SAY "I'M A SKANK AND THIS IS YOUR KID. DO U REMEMBER ME". CAUSE THEN IT BECOMES COMPLICATED AND YOU GOT TO EXPLAIN TO THE KID WHY MOMMY IS NO LONGER WITH US AND CONTINUE BANGING UR 2 GRAM BOULDER TO SHOW THE KID HOW IT'S DONE IN CASE HE DECIDES TO GROW UP AND BE JUST LIKE U. LOL! LOL! LOL!

YOUR WELCOME, A WHITE SUPER HERO (ISN'T THAT THE ONLY KIND THERE ARE?)