Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26939789-20161212024820/@comment-27281654-20170220191626

Suddenly, Ursamajor fell over, for the ground started to shake. The pizza fell out of his grasp, and was grabbed by the creator of the quake... God-Emperor Dioramos. Last seen crying over having no True Form, his sorrow, rage, jealousy, and hatred caused him to ascend into a new form... one perfectly suited to stealing and keeping the pizza.

Then he tripped over a Hippoe, who grabbed the pizza and ran.