Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-9091559-20180215170027/@comment-33629444-20180218012130

George Doggington has arrived. He has a speech. It's about the Year of the Dog, 2018. You will probably get bored, but he brought champagne, so you probably wouldn't at the same time.


 * Ahem* I am George Doggington. I still remember the time I crossed the Dogeaware River on December 25, 1776. I defeated the enemy knowing this was for the freedom of Dogekind. When I died on December 14, 1799, I died knowing that I was a good boy, and stood up to the enemies so the Doges could have freedom. When I was resurrected on January 19, 1958, when the first year of the Year of the Dog had begun, I was proud that they would celebrate my kind. It was one of my greatest moments in my long life, the moment I found out about the Year of the Dog. So let's celebrate this year with kindness to the dog species, and may their gift to this Earth be known all around.

GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!