Thread:Ethanlac/@comment-27186148-20151126193604/@comment-27281654-20160127230627

Here's how the fight went. (Dramatized)

it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, cats like you...

◾ S h o u l d  b e   b u r n i n g   i n   h e l l.

◾ huh. always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first. [First shockwave]

◾ what? you think i'm just gonna stand there and take it? [When Bahamut attacks, Crazed Titan dodges with the help of Sniper Cat]

◾ our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting... [Bahamut Blast #2]

◾ until suddenly, everything ends. [Bahamut Blast #3]

◾ heh heh heh... that's your fault isn't it? [Bahamut Blast #4]

◾ you can't understand how this feels. [Bahamut Blast #5]

◾ knowing that one day, without any warning... it's all going to be reset. [Bahamut Blast #6]

◾ look. i gave up trying to beat the sol a long time ago. [Bahamut Blast #7]

◾ and getting all the crazed cats doesn't really appeal anymore, either. [Bahamut Blast #8]

◾ cause even if we do... we'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right? [Bahamut Blast #9]

◾ to be blunt... it makes it kind of hard to give it my all. [Bahamut Blast #10]

◾ ... or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...? hell if i know. [Bahamut Blast #11]

◾ all i know is... seeing what comes next... i can't afford not to care anymore. [Bahamut Blast #12]

◾ ugh... that being said... you, uh, really like spamming those paris cats, huh? ... listen. [Bahamut Blast #13]

◾ i know you didn't answer me before, but... somewhere in there. i can feel it. there's a glimmer of a good cat inside of you. the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. someone who, in another time, might have even been... a friend? c'mon, buddy. do you remember me? please, if you're listening... let's forget all of this, ok? just lay down your bahamut, and... well, my job will be a lot easier.

◾ welp, it was worth a shot. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? [Bahamut Blast #14]

◾ sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends. i always thought the player was doing this cause they were unhappy. and when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this. [Bahamut Blast #15]

◾ and maybe all they needed was... i dunno. some good cats, some bad stages, some nice achievements. [Bahamut Blast #16]

◾ but that's ridiculous, right? yeah, you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy. [Bahamut Blast #17]

◾ you'll keep spamming cats over and over, until... well. hey. take it from me, kid. someday... you gotta learn when to QUIT. [Bahamut Blast #18]

◾ and that day's TODAY. [Bahamut Blast #19]

◾ cause... y'see... all this fighting is really tiring me out. [Bahamut Blast #20]

◾ and if you keep pushing me... then i'll be forced to use my special shockwave. [Bahamut Blast #21]

◾ yeah, my special shockwave. sound familiar? well, get ready. cause after the next move, i'm going to use it. so, if you don't want to see it, now would be a good time to die. [Bahamut Blast #22]

◾ well, here goes nothing... are you ready? survive THIS and i'll show you my special shockwave! [Bahamut Blast #23]

◾ huff... puff... all right. that's it. it's time for my special shockwave. are you ready? here goes nothing. [Bahamut Blast #23]


 * Crazed Titan does a MASSIVE shockwave that destroys everything on screen, even the enemies and the castles, but not himself or Bahamut.

◾ yep. that's right. heh heh heh... ya get it? i know i can't beat you. one of your blasts... you're just gonna kill me. so, uh. i've decided... you're not EVER gonna blast. ever. i'm just gonna keep you slowed until you give up. even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. capiche?

◾ you'll get bored here. if you haven't gotten bored already, i mean. and then, you'll finally quit.

◾ i know your type. you're, uh, very determined, aren't you? you'll never give up, even if there's, uh... absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever. if i can make that clear. no matter what, you'll just keep going. not out of any desire for good or evil... but just because you think you can. and because you "can"... ... you "have to".

◾ but now, you've reached the end. there is nothing left for you now. so, uh, in my personal opinion... the most "determined" thing you can do here? is to, uh, completely give up. and... (yawn) do literally anything else.

◾ heh, didja really think you would be able- [Bahamut Blast #24]

◾ ... ... ... so... guess that's it, huh? ... just... don't say i didn't warn you. welp. i'm going to grillby's. crazed tank, do you want anything? [Bahamut Blast #25]