Thread:Ethanlac/@comment-27186148-20151126193604/@comment-27281654-20160212223037

Here's how Love, Metal Hippoe went:


 * Metal Hippoe blocks the way!

[Flirt]

◾WHAT!? FL-FLIRTING!? SO YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS! W-WELL! I'M A HIPPO WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!!


 * I have 0 redeeming qualities

◾ OH NO!!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!

[Flirt]

◾ I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU...? LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I KILL YOU!

[Flirt]

◾ OH NO!!! LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I KILL YOU!

[Flirt]

◾ LET'S DATE L-LATER!!

[Spare]

◾ SO, YOU WON'T FIGHT...

◾ THEN, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY FABLED "BLUE ATTACK!"


 * Metal Hippoe doubles the recharge time of all cats, and turns the icons blue.

◾ YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

◾ HEH!

◾ BEHOLD!

◾ I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!!

◾ METAL HIPPOE: HEAD OF THE MOON GUARD! ◾ METAL HIPPOE: UNPARALLELED SPAGETTORE!

◾ TEAACHER BUN BUN WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!

◾ HE WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!!

◾ MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH.

◾ I'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRERS!! BUT...

◾ WILL ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY AS YOU? [If flirted with]

◾ SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS REALLY RARE...

◾ AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD...

◾ AFTER YOU'RE CAPTURED AND SENT AWAY.

◾ URGH... WHO CARES! GIVE UP!!

◾ GIVE UP OR FACE MY... SPECIAL ATTACK!!!

◾ YEAH!!! VERY SOON I WILL USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

◾ NOT TOO LONG AND I WILL USE THAT SPECIAL ATTACK!!! ◾ THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE... BEFORE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!

◾ BEHOLD...! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!


 * Giraffe Cat runs off with the special attack

◾ WHAT THE HECK! THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

◾ HEY! YOU STUPID CAT! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT STICK FIGURE!!! HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!! ... OH WELL. I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK.

◾ "SIGH" HERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ATTACK.

◾ WELL...! 'HUFF' IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! 'HUFF' DEFEAT ME!!! YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!! THEREFORE I, METAL HIPPOE, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!! I WILL SPARE YOU, CAT!!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY.

[Spare]

You won! You gained 12354 XP and 1 Silver Ticket.

◾ NYOO HOO HOO...

◾ I CAN'T EVEN STOP SOMEONE AS WEAK AS YOU...

◾ TEACHER BUN BUN'S GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.

◾ I'LL NEVER JOIN THE MOON GUARD... AND.. . ◾ MY FRIEND QUANTITY WILL REMAIN STAGNANT!

[Let's be friends]

◾ REALLY!? YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS, WITH ME??? WELL THEN... I GUESS... I GUESS I CAN MAKE AN ALLOWANCE FOR YOU!