Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27458210-20160422144425/@comment-28634407-20160624031717

Ethanlac wrote: Gamatoto fired the Cat Cannon while falling from 30,000 feet.

This could be one of two things, and neither are exceptionally pleasant to think about. Oh Jesus.

"Gamatoto shaved his legs in the 9th Circle of Hell."

"Gamatoto became a father with a lewd kappa."

"Gamatoto took a naughty photo at a child's birthday party."

"Gamatoto brushed his teeth while texting and driving."

"Gamatoto grew wings and flew away after reading his email."

"Gamatoto was groped at a Texas rodeo."