Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27281654-20160512014526

Mohawk: Well, that was certainly... something...

Eraser: I'll say. For now, we should focus on taking that maniac down.

Mohawk: For Flying Cat.

Everyone: FOR FLYING CAT!

This stage takes place on a boat. Cats that do not fly or swim must paddle through teh water, losing speed. enemies have this happen, too, but they are slowed by only 25%. Ain't that always the way. Cats that use fire, like Dragon (but not lizard), Crazed Dragon, and most Dragon Emperors, do 50% damage.

After a while, the first Uber Crazed Fish cat appears. It is a swimming enemy.

Mohawk: Enough! can't you see that what you're doing is wrong?

UCF: ...the horde never stops...

Mohawk: Oh, FORGET you! Let's get him!

After you get him, your boat continues. Enemies appear, as well as the very dangerous UCF. Berserkory appears as the mini-boss, as well as Sunfish Jones.

Once you get to the end, the big dude comes out from just in front of the beach.

Island: You... YOU! You were the one that killed Drama!

KUCF: Why, yes, that's me.

Island: Why would you do that?

KUCF: Because it pays well?

Island: ...really?

KUCF: Of course! I love my job. Swimming around, terrorizing the coast, AND being able to buy nice things and keep up my ties with the DoGeZa? BEST. JOB. EVER!

Eraser: About that... we're coming to stop you.

KUCF: You probably won't win. However, I'm willing to give you a chance, on one condition.

Eraser: Yeah?

KUCF: Right now, you outnumber me practically 200 to 1.

Eraser: *thought bubble* oh shit-ola.

KUCF: LET'S FIX THAT.

*on this, exactly 198 Uber Crazed Fish Cats appear from the ground.*

*1 Uber Crazed Fish appears off cue.*

KUCF: Really?

UCF: 'Yes, master. I'm so sorry, master.'

KUCF: We practiced this a hundred times. But that's not important right now. CHARGE!

*a glowing arrow shaft strikes KUCF*

KUCF: I KNEW it!

Archer Cat: Fight valiantly! CHARGE!

With every 20% health lost, he loses scales, and his aura weakens. Once he's down to 1 HP, this happens.

KUCF: ...huff...huff...I have failed.

K. Dragon: Yes.

KUCF: I can't do this! I'll stop if you want.

K. Dragon: Oh no you don't. We saw what happened with UCB.

KUCF: Precisely.

K. Dragon: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!


 * KUCF bites K. Dragon, killing him.

Mohawk: NOT AGAIN!


 * Mohawk, enraged, does a flying slam attack on KUCF, killing him. 198 of the 199 Crazed Fish flee. The straggler looks confused.

UCF: ...the horde neve- wait, where did everyone go?

Mohawk: Your leader is ded, so they all ran away.

*UCF starts bawling*

If you have the others:

Mohawk: All hope is not lost!

UCF: ''Yes it is! You killed my family!''

Mohawk: We have the other Uber Crazed cats here. Some of them, anyway.

UCF: Wait, what?

After a long dialogue scene, UCF agrees to join the party.

*Uber Crazed Fish Cat joins the party*

If you don't spare him, your Cats land the finishing blow on a helpless and defenceless opponent.

(There are two different cutscenes that play, depending on whether you spared him or not. If spared:


 * After the big boss was taken down, one of his minions tried to be spared...

(if spared) ...and succeeded! He fits in wonderfully. Too bad about K. Dragon, though.

(if not) ...but our warriors saw through the deception, and struck it down. King Dragon would have been pleased.


 * We then cut to a funeral hall.

Other Drama Cat: Let it not be forgotten that King Dragon, in his final moments, was as happy as he could possibly be.

Mohawk: Except for, you know, being in intense pain.

ODC: Shut your Cat Food hole.

More to come...