Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31823253-20170903100930/@comment-27148044-20171126221912

The birds are too friendly to attack me, so I leave them alone.

Next must be executed by Cala Maria. She will do this the same way she does in The Battle Cats: Slamming the ground over and over and over again until you're eventually dead. However, there are also several rules put in place to prevent some obvious loopholes:


 * This takes place in real life.
 * You're a normal human with no special powers or abilities.
 * Cala Maria is at a 100% strength magnification.
 * She's a typical, living, breathing, angelic squid, not a hologram or anything else that would render her harmless.
 * She hurts just as much as she does in The Battle Cats, if not more.
 * Attempting to kill her would be about as hard as walking barefoot without your feet touching the ground.
 * This does not take place in some parallel universe or alternate dimension where things work differently.
 * There are no convenient natural disasters (tornadoes, tsunamis, meteorites, etc.)
 * You can't jump into a portal/wormhole to escape.
 * There's nobody else nearby to help.
 * Cala Maria is still able to attack you if you try talking to her.
 * Saying anything along the lines of "She's a squid, so she wouldn't be able to fly, much less survive on land" will not work. Period.
 * She does not get distracted easily. Hypnotizing her is also not an option.
 * Grabbing Cala Maria's halo and throwing it somewhere else won't work. The halo is literally just made of light, meaning that it's not a solid physical object that you can pick up.
 * You aren't fast enough to outrun her. And no, you don't have a vehicle of some sort.
 * You aren't carrying weapons of any kind, nor are there any nearby.
 * You are just wearing normal clothing, not armor or protective equipment of any kind.
 * Where this takes place is entirely up to you to decide, other than that it must be a real location on Earth.

If you're wondering why I specifically chose Cala Maria, it's because she is one of the hardest-hitting enemies in the game at 100% strength magnification.

Good luck! You think I overthought this a little? Probably.