Board Thread:Fan-made Contents/@comment-29354964-20170620130135/@comment-27148044-20171126092545

Dreamy Cat wrote: Bois

I think the Boby's are gone.

- Said "You thought i was dead but i am not",dies 2 days after saying it LOL -

So we can post non-cringy concepts here.Yay.

Btw,look at this fail on his "Gaming" channel:



NOOB

I just watched that video. It's so bad that it didn't even make me cringe, it just annoyed me beyond belief.

List of things in this video that make me turn redder than Bore:


 * Expecting an Uber Rare unit from three tickets. When you're using Rare Cat Tickets, you should set your expectations as low as humanly possible.
 * Expecting a specific Uber Rare unit from three tickets. The chance of getting one is already low, so what are the chances of getting the exact one that you want?
 * Expecting to get Jizo from the Vajiras event. Now to be fair, he did at least look at the event information to see if it had Jizo... oh, wait, he was too impatient to wait for it to load. If he waited for it to load, saw that it did not have Jizo, got disappointed and then hoped he got a Vajira, it would be excusable, but no! He looked at the event info for 13 seconds and then lost his patience. The worst part is that you if you don't want to wait for the huge event poster to load, you can just scroll down to see a text-based list of the available units. And if you're too lazy to do that, you can just look at the event banner, which always shows all the Uber Rares available (except during Uberfest/Epicfest).
 * Saying "What the Hell?" twice after receiving Welterweight Cat, then not looking to see what he does. Obviously, Welterweight Cat was a unit he had never seen before, so if you're getting a new unit, shouldn't you look at its description to find out what it does?
 * Saying "Kidding me?" after receiving Viking Cat, as if it's a bad unit. In reality, Maximum the Fighter is actually a very decent anti-Red meatshield that's useful in a lot of 4-Star stages. Viking Cat is also one of the best gacha Rare Cats to get during the early game.
 * Saying "That means Metal." after seeing that Jurassic Cat does Critical Hits. Critical Hits are a neutral ability, doing 2x damage to all enemies and doing full damage to Metal enemies.
 * He saw that Swordsman, Gunslinger and Welterweight are effective against Reds, Blacks and Zombies, respectively, but he didn't see what their exact abilities are (Massive damage, slow and knockback, respectively).
 * His Jurassic Cat is Level 2. That 8000 XP could have gone towards upgrading the Normal Cats, which are way more important early-game.
 * He said that Greece is very tough, as if he's played it before, but it seems like he was surprised by Sir Seal.
 * Using Jurassic Cat vs. non-Metal enemies.
 * He said that he wishes he had an Uber... in Empire of Cats Chapter 1. Many Uber Rares can't even be deployed that early on, and the ones you can deploy don't even help much because by the time you send them out, you're probably already winning. The exceptions are unevolved Ultra Souls, unevolved Elemental Pixies, unevolved Gao and unevolved Mitama, all of which are still not needed in EoC.
 * He used Jurassic Cat against non-Metal enemies. He also said that Jurassic Cat is his attacker (damage dealer), which is flat-out wrong.
 * He had 1400/1400 money in the wallet for a full 17 seconds. He didn't upgrade the Worker Cat OR deploy any units during that time.
 * Not using Gross Cat. Need I say more?
 * Not using Maiden Cat during the first attempt. Maiden Cat looks similar to Titan Cat, so you can assume that she has similar stats to Titan, but she is also strong against Red enemies. Gee, an anti-Red Titan sure would have helped vs. Sir Seal, wouldn't it?
 * I don't think he was really even paying much attention to what units he was deploying in general.
 * He needed God Cat... against Sir Seal and a horde of Those Guys. The worst part is that he still struggled even after using God Cat. Would it really kill him to just accept failure, then try the stage again with a different strategy?
 * After using God Cat, he kept trying to deploy Jurassic Cat, rather than just waiting for Axe Cat, an anti-Red cat.
 * "I lost because of Sir Seal!" More like "I lost because of lack of Treasure, underleveled cats, lack of game knowledge and lack of skill!"
 * Even though he seemingly already knew about Sir Seal, he was still surprised by its attack animation.
 * He needed a Continue to beat Greece, too! Again, would it be so hard to just attempt the level again? He even accepted failure before the "Defeat" screen showed up.
 * He didn't bother to read any of the dialogue boxes that appeared after beating Greece. Not reading text is an incredibly easy way to lose in games, and although you can't lose outside of battle in The Battle Cats, reading the text still doesn't hurt.
 * This is another example of him having little to no patience (the other being the Jizo in Vajiras thing), which is the kind of thing that immediately causes me to lose my patience.
 * Bonus: The entire comments section.