Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-30628250-20190806210230/@comment-30628250-20190812151856

Hey, welcome back!

Delinquent Cat: So you’re saying these clones are more powerful than the original?

Cat God: Yep. And they are 7x more powerful than THAT (not the unmentionable THAT) because you have no anti-alien treasures.

Cat: How can we win then?

Cat God: I’ll tell you what, I’ll give you a free Baby Boom!

Sushi Cats: But we need money to spawn our powerful units!

Cat God: I’ll give infinite money then.

Fencer Cat: Great! And I’ll barrage through the barriers!

Meanwhile...

Kasa Jizo: Let’s see, where does this map lead to... Aha! Some sort of Cat Cannon? Hey, there’s a door! I’m a cat, so they might let me inside. Whew, I’m tired!

Cat: Hello, who are you? Oh, come in! We need to do a test to see what you can do. *Kasa Jizo does the test*

Cat: Woah, you’re amazing! No cat has gone that far before! You’re a must have!

Cat God: A must have, eh? Oh, Kasa Jizo!

Salon Cat: You know him?

Cat God: Of course I do. He’s part of the TTUCG!

True Valkyrie: What does that mean?

Cat God: Top Tier Uber Cat Group. Now, Kasa Jizo, what brought you here?

To be continued...