Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27281654-20160209005312

You shouldn't have dropped that proverbial mike.

As soon as the stage begins, a huge horde (like, 200) of Brollows appear. If you can muscle your way past those, say hello to Teacher Bun Bun, who's gotten a little stronger since your last meet-up. Once you get past those, a squadron of Kories, Martins, and Berserkories appear. If you manage to get past shockwave hell, a boss appears...

ARCHER CAT.

AT 1% MAGNIFICATION.

DEAR GOD.

There's a twist, though; once you "kill" him, that coward throws a smoke bomb and runs back into his castle! The castle is destroyed, but you don't win. Instead, it is replaced by...

THE ARCHER-BOT 9000.

This enemy is gargantuan and has incredible stamina and power, as well as a merfunculent number of knockbacks. It looks like a muscular Archer Cat holding a bow, with a sword in his other hand. Part of his forehead is trans parent, and you can see Archer Cat controlling it. To support it, it comes with 6 different "add-ons", each of which takes the form of a different weapon on the mech:

The missile launcher provides support. It's weak compared to the main attack, but can still blow a hole in most anything.

This bomber launcher is incredibly fragile, but makes up for it by bombing with a sizable attack power. Archer Cat loves pressing the button that makes it work.

This cloner will create 3 Archer Cat clones every so often, which have the stats of a level 70 player-controlled Archer. Try to get rid of it fast.

This device has low health for a good reason. When it attacks, it takes the strongest cat in its radius and mind controls it. Mind controlled cats have 2x stats of the cat they were originally. When killed, they rejoin your side.

This one does obscenely low damage, but can stop cats. Make sure to take it down quickly.

This one supports the mech by weakening your Cats. It has a fair bit of health, so try and kill it quickly.

The Archer-Bot 9000 also comes with Shy Boys and Assassin Bears for support. It launches Gabriels and Doge Darks out of its chest at you every so often. It also has a variety of different timer attacks, telegraphed by Archer Cat holding up a colored card:

White Card = Light Storm

Lowers the attack of all cats with a special power to 0% for 3 seconds.

Red Card = Fire Blast

Kills all cats without a special power.

Blue Card = Purging Flood

Pushes back all spamming cats to the back of the map.

Yellow Card = Lightning Storm

Stuns all non-spamming cats for 5 seconds.

Black Card = Megalomania

Causes Archer-Bot 9000 to attack twice as fast.

When, by whatever act of God, you kill Archer Cat, the mech explodes, throwing him to the ground. Immediately, he starts shooting with his bow, from a range of 1199. However, he does only 1 damage, with a slow single-target attack. Close the distance, and he starts begging for mercy. Kill him, and you get the reward. Spare him, and you get the reward and the Archer-Bot 9000 as a cat unit. It costs 16500$ and can only be sent out once per game. It also has no add-ons, no special powers, and is put to 0.01% of regular power.