Talk:March to Death (Merciless)/@comment-35326684-20191022024442

Number 15: March to Death Metal Seal. The last thing you'd want in your Daboo of the Dead advent stage is someone's Sir Metal Seal. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his flippers in a plastic bin of Daboo of the Dead figurines. With the statement: "These are the enemies you fight in March to Death." Admittedly, he had metal armor on, but that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the enemy base in question was alerted to the rogue metal enemy. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the metal enemy hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Empire of Cats, Chapter 3. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the enemy base's address was posted with wishes of happy nerfing. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: PONOS' "Tell us about us" online forum. The metal photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Korea Scene Magazine contacted the enemy base in question the next day. When questioned, the level creator said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting nerfed." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to true-forming our advent drop cats in peace.