Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27281654-20160524004405

This castle is packed to the seams with enemies! It is a shorter, deadlier version of the preceding level. Once you get to the top, a bos is waiting...

Mohawk: Wait, you're the evil presence!

UMD: Yes, knave, that is I.

Mohawk: ...that's how you speak?

UMD: Why, of course. Thou shouldt know better by now.

Mohawk: Why are you evil, anyway?

UMD: I have a duty to be evil. It is my destiny. Such as we were meant to clash here.

Mohawk: Well, have you ever thought about being... good?

UMD: Preposterous serpent! My loyalty is the only thing that outstrips my power. Anyway, how did you get past my defences?

Mohawk: Yeah, turns out that we couldn't walk past your moat, so we just swam across.

Eraser: ...while some of us had to act as a raft to scaredy cats...

UMD: And the drawbridge! How was it beaten?!

Mohawk: Have you heard of a little thing called "napalm"?

UMD: And the guards!

Dark: We killed them all.

UMD: ;-;

Mohawk: But, we don't want to hurt you. We want to-

UMD: FOUL KNAVE! I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH MURDER!

Mohawk: By murdering us?

UMD: I AM TOO ANGRY TO LISTEN TO REASON! THOUST ART TOAST!

Dark: We may have a... "situation" on our hands here.

During the fight, he can summon in minions in addition to his regular attacks. Summoning takes 52f. When he gets to 66% health, knives start falling from the sky. At 33%, they get replaced with bombs. At 1 HP...

UMD: gasp... gasp...

Mohawk: Now that you're weak, care to join us?

UMD: no... I must... serve... *collapses*

Mohawk: Let's get him some rest.

The scene shifts to a hospital.

UMD: I... must.. se-where am I?!

Mohawk: You're at a hospital.

UMD: Knave! You dare take an enemy who has fought honourably as a prisone-

Mohawk: You're not a prisoner. We want to help you.

UMD: ...I guess you're right.

Mohawk: I'm glad yo-

Flying Cat: MOHAWK! NO!

Mohawk: ?

Flying Cat: You remember what happened with UME, right? He clawed you in the back when you accepted his mercy.

UMD: Maser?! Doing that?! I am not one of them anymore!

Flying Cat: Really? You're sure you won't change your mind 5 seconds later?

UMD: I swear! I swear on my loyalty!

Mohawk: So, care to come with us?

UMD: ...no, not yet. But, as long as we all may live, I will not harm you.

Mohawk: Well, it's good to see that yo-

*UMD teleports away*

Mohawk: What.

*at UMM's castle*

UMM: Mark. How disappointing.

UMD: Mahawk! What are you doing?

UMM: The more important question is: what were you doing?

UMD: I was-

UMM: Now, now, let's not go making excuses. I'm not going to kill you.

UMD: Well, what are you-

UMM: Instead, I want you to choose one of your "friends", and I'll torture them for 7 days, right in front of you.

UMD: That sounds good.

*back at the hospital*

Mohawk: I wonder what happened to-

*poof*

Mohawk: You...

UMM: Why, hello there.

Mohawk: What do you want?

UMM: Mark here is going to select one member of your team to be tortured mercilessly for 7 days.

UMD: *points randomly*

His sword is pointed at Bondage Cat.

Mohawk: (whispering) (Oh, this is gonna be good.)

UMM: Why?

UMD: He was one of the most... loyal and determined ones.

UMM: Excellent choice. *poof*

At the castle:

UMM: What method?

UMD: Umm... the endless knife driver?

UMM: Excellent.

15 minutes later...

UMM: What's the status on the prisoner?

Darkness Minion: Umm... he's thrashing around, grunting, and probably peed himself.

UMM: Good... excellent.

They check in.

Bondage Cat is being thrashed by many tunnels of spikes. He is thrashing and grunting. White liquid covers the floor.

Bondage Cat: OOH YES! *grunt* OOH MY! OOOH! *thrash thrash*

UMM: Oh dear god.

Darkness Minion: What's wrong?

UMM: He's enjoying it.

Darkness Minion: Oh no.

UMM: I have an idea.

They leave Bondage Cat in front of the devices, but keep him from getting in.

Bondage: OOH! Neglect play? I love it! Want to go on a date later?

UMM: Fuck this. You can go home.