Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27281654-20160511011355

Here we are! (BTW, for Kory in the house, use your imagination)

Mohawk: The next Crazed lair is in that tornado over there. Just meow if you want to go!

Everyone Else: *silence*

Mohawk: Well, I guess I know how many scaredy cats there are here.

Jamiera: I'm not a scaredy cat!

Mohawk: Do you want to go?

Jamiera: Yes! For the world!

Everyone else: YES! FOR THE WORLD!

Mohawk: Now, that's what I call a right answer! Let's go!

So much Bun Bun! (For Bun Bun 2.0., check an earlier post) The stage is separated into 6 sections, each of 100000 length, with a Bun Bun for each one, and Uber Crazed Bird as the final boss. Everything else is spammed. Yes, that includes Nimoy Bore, who is given a hoverboard for added effect.

The stage is a bit strange. In order to melee, Cats must take hoverboards, dodging attacks. The Cat Base and all non-sent cats rest on a floating platform. Make sure to position your Hackers, Dragons, and Shooters in a safe place! Enemies have hoverboards if they do not fly, and if you destroy the hoverboard, they die. Hoverboards have 100,000 health, and are magnified like the rider.

Once you get to the end, a cutscene plays...

Flying Cat: Uber Crazed Biiird! Where are you?

*silence*

*suddenly, a massive whack is heard*

Flying Cat: NYYAH!

Flying Cat is injured, purple sparks are appearing, purple liquid slowly drips out of his beam rod. he is hovering slowly, but may fall at any moment.

Uber Crazed Bird: That should take care of you.

Mohawk: FLYING CAT!

Flying Cat: I-it's nothing, ok? I'll be f-fine. Just... get me away from here.


 * Flying Cat slowly hovers away.

Hacker: YOU! Why did you do that?

UCB: Because it's fun! I love the sound of screaming.

K. Dragon: Only monsters love the sound of screaming.

UCB: Oh, really? I have an MP3 player loaded up with allll my favourite screams. It's awesome. If you don't try anything and let us be, I'll even e-mail you a copy!

K. Dragon: ENOUGH! Boys, let's get him!

UCB: Oh, really?

K. Dragon: Yes, really.

UCB: I can't be hurt like this. Do your worst!

*laser*

The laser bounces off.

UCB: That's the best you can do? Pfft.


 * Suddenly, a glowing arrow shaft flies through the air. It hits UCB and explodes.

UCB: That's fucked up, man! Come on!

Archer Cat: Don't worry! Archer Cat has come to save you all!

UCB: But... how?

Archer Cat: These aren't just arrows! These are specially made God arrows! Let's get him!

He loses feathers, and he becomes bloodier and more damaged, at 66%, 33%, and 1 HP.

IF you beat him (you won't), this happens.

UCB: No... NO! I can't believe this!

K. Dragon: Well... we may spare you now.

Flying Cat: Guys! I'm back!

Flying Cat is wrapped in bandages and has metal plates welded to him. His beam rod is sparking.

UCB: After all I've done... you're sparing me now?

Flying Cat: After all you've done, there's still hope! Come... join us. You won't regret it.

UCB: I guess... come here for a second.

Flying Cat: Sure!

*Uber Crazed Bird Cat joins th-

UCB: PSYCHE!

*UCB attacks Flying Cat, heavily damaging him*

Eraser: FLYING CAT! NO!

Flying Cat is lying in two pieces on the ground. His face is frozen in a mixture of surprise and pain, and blood is dripping from his body.

Suddenly, his broken beam rod fires one final laser, killing UCB.

UCB: Well, it was worth a shot. *dies*

Every cat there is is just staring, in a mixture of sadness and surprise. K. Dragon is holding a handkerchief and crying forcefully. Lion Cat, ever helpful, is passing around tissues.

Dark: He... he... died...

K. Dragon: I need some private time. *walks away*

And so, the mighty Uber Crazed Bird fell. As it was damaged, Flying Cat attempted to befriend it. However, the beast showed no remorse... only a deep satisfaction after its final victim died. Fortunately, Flying Cat's final spasms included a laser, which brought the beast down.

(if others were not spared) It seems we were right about not trusting the Uber Crazed cats.

(if others were spared) (in bad handwriting) Too bad, tho, that our brother was so nasty.

Eraser: Okay, whoever is vandalizing the books, stop, or none of you will get supper!

UCA: *whistling*

Mohawk: Everyone! Come! We have some... business to attend to.

Mohawk, Eraser, and the 3 Uber Crazed Cats go inside a crowded hall. Numerous Cats are in there. Flying Cat's body is up on the main altar, with a Drama Cat reading.

Drama Cat: Let it be remembered that, for all perpetuity, we should remember his final words:

"After all you've done, there's still hope! Come... join us. You won't regret it."

Mohawk: I thought his last word was "Sure!".

Drama: ...plebians......anyway, let's have a great send-off! Hacker Cat has wired up a missile to bring his corpse to the ionosphere before exploding. He'll get to spend his final physical moments where he's always longed to be!

Shaman Cat: Message from the afterlife: he wants to be cryonically preserved.

Drama: Shut up.