Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33574102-20171113225839/@comment-33601596-20180305224105

With her slumber disturbed by the Irrelevant Post, the Fiend of Fire, Kary steals the pizza and brings it to Mount Gulg, formerly Kary's Volcanic Pizzariea of Evil Doom and also Fire. There she attempts to reheat the pizza using an ancient dark magic technique. This involves draining the power of the thing that is responsible for all the thermodynamic activity (heat, movement...) in existence and focusing it on the pizza. The result is a delicious pizza that, though it has already cooled beforehand, tastes just as good as if it just came out.

There is just enough energy left to make the pizza delicious. Then all thermodynamic activity in the world will begin to slow.

But the pizza will be delicious!