Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26084716-20160115023928/@comment-27281654-20160412003916

Ok. But first, let's look at the parallel universe, which was brought back by Parallel God Cat.

So, last time, Eraser Cat was kidnapped by a hooded figure.

UCA: Well, this is gonna be a pain to explain...

UCA: Unless I don't have to explain it!

You control Uber Crazed Axe Cat during this stage. He is at level 60 temporarily, and gains the ability to throw his axe to a range of 700. You tap on the screen where you want him to go. He attacks automatically, but you must press a button to make him throw his axe. There is no Cat Base. You lose if UCA dies.

Pigeon de Sables and Mooths are spammed. Teacher Bun Bun, The Perfect Cyclone, and CA Cli-One appear as mini-bosses. Once you reach the end of the stage...

*UCA spots the hooded figure*

UCA: Hey, you. Give him back.

Hooded Figure: ...

UCA: No response? Well then... get ready to get the cho-

*twang*

An arrow lands right next to him.

UCA: So... it's YOU!

Hooded Figure: Indeed.

UCA: That shape... those minions... that cowardice... how could you not be Archer Cat?!

Archer Cat: Of course.

UCA: Well, if you're so great, then why did you steal Eraser Cat?

Archer Cat: Because I love seeing you angry.

UCA: Well, you're about to see the love of your life!

The easiest enemy. Can only take 1 damage. He changes form, though... once you beat each form, you can hit him once.

First form: Basically a freebie. He just shoots. Hit him once, and he turns to the second form.

Second form: Summons in the Archer Bot 2000.

Takes 131,270 hits from your cat to defeat. Will take a while.

Third Form: Machine summons in 3 Archer Droids.

Fourth phase: Summons in 4 Archer Droids and a Sentry Gun.

Fifth phase: Gets into the Archer Press.

A flying press machine, like the Wily Press from Mega Man 5.

Sixth phase: Launches an escape pod.

Seventh phase: Keeps the pod, summons in 3 archer droids.

Eighth Phase: Summons in 3 sentry guns.

Ninth Phase: Summons in 4 droids and 4 sentry guns.

Once you beat his ninth phase, this happens:

Archer Cat: No... NO! This CAN'T be happening!

UCA: It is.

Archer Cat: You... you...

*ding*

UCA: What.

Archer Cat: You IDIOT.

Archer Cat: I am the GOD of this land. And you? You're HOPELES-

*UCA launches an attack*

Archer Cat: Idiot! This will just turn me into my final form! Uber Archer Cat... I SUMMON THEE!

There's no escape. You just need to run, until you get to a clearing.

UCA: You've just sealed your own fate, you know.

UBER ARCHER: Oh? HOW?

UCA: I've got ties with God Cat. Take one more step and it will be your last.

UBER ARCHER: Bring it!

*laser*

UBER ARCHER: Oh!

*laser*

UBER ARCHER: Oh.

*laser*

UBER ARCHER: Oh?

*laser*

UBER ARCHER: Oh?!

*laser*

UBER ARCHER: Oh!?

*laser*

God Cat: I think this should do it!

*laser*

UCA: And now, to finish this!

Archer Cat: Stop, no! I didn't really want to kill you, see? I'll join you I can help I promise I won't get in your way I... I... please don't kill me...

UCA: You're even slimier than I remembered.

*compound elevated skull fracture!*

Archer Cat: So long, suckers! I've got a well-paid Necromancer, so this battle didn't count!

UCA: You absolute prick... Eraser cat, are you okay?

And somehow Eraser Cat was magically okay.