Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27458210-20160802002609/@comment-29619277-20161020215645

The gods realized the chais this one pizza was making, and all the gods (greek, egyptian, christian, roman, muslim, ALL of them) focused one super beam of power onto the pizza, so powerful it almost broke the space-time continuum. The beam destroyed the entire solar system, but the pizza has weathered so much that all the beam did was char the pizza a bit. Angry, the gods condemned the pizza to hell, which managed to survive the blast (barely)