Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27458210-20160602175239/@comment-27281654-20160629233239

Here we are!

*at the Manic Base*

UMM: They're stronger than we thought... I'll need to bring in a friend if they get past my forces.

???: I've made the necessary phone calls. Our great lord will be on his way.

UMM: Excellent choice, O great and frenzied one. I will send the Manic Island Battalion to... dispose of them.

???: And, I assume Uber Manic Eraser has fooled them?

UMM: Yes, lord. The trusting fools didn't even bother to check.

*at the Cat base*

Mohawk: So, where should we go next?

Eraser: I'm glad you asked. Silica Beach has been attacked by an unknown force.

Mohawk: Then I can probably tell what it is.

UME: Don't worry, I'll have your back. Is it ok if I evilly laugh in a totally innocent and not at all suspicious manner?

Mohawk: ...I'm tempted to say no, but yes.

Much like Fishing Scheme, at about ~90000 length, the stage becomes watery, and the Cats take a boat. If Cats are not on the boat, they have to swim, cutting down on movement by 50%. At the last 150000 length, the water becomes manic, and Cats swimming in it will take 1500 damage every second! Flying Cats (including The Flying Cat) will go unharmed and unslowed.

Like the regular SLOTH, acts as an attack support. The splash damage really hurts.

Able to bust past anything you put in his way. Even if it survives, he knocks it back.

Does insane area damage from uber-long distance. The shockwave is rare, but given his attack speed, it’s bound to happen sometime.

Very high health, and insane attack power. Attack is single target, but be wary!

Sounds scary, right? Well, it is. Remember, you might be facing thousands at a time…

Most enemies are spammed, until length 90000 is reached. There, the first UMI appears.

Mohawk: Hey! What are you doing?

UMI: ’’’’’…the horde never stops…’’’’’

King Uber Crazed Fish: Hey, you don’t have permission to use my catchphrase.

UMI: RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

KUCF: I rescind.

After him, the going only gets tougher. More UMIs appear out of the water. The other enemies are perfectly capable of swimming. Once you’re almost to the enemy castle, beware of the Manic water!

Not in the water, but UMIs still appear. Shorter, but the enemy spawn rate is on steroids, and Manic Islands appear from the very beginning.

Once you get to the end, the boss appears...

Every attack has a 20% chance to be done. When you see him…

Mohawk: Wait… YOU!

UMM: Yes, it’s me. I’m glad you remembered.

Mohawk: We’re here to stop you!

UMM: Stop? Me? Oh, don’t be silly.

Eraser: We even recruited one of your friends!

UMM: *snaps fingers*

UME smashes Eraser across the back.

Mohawk: *staring in disbelief*

UMM: Surprised? Because you shouldn’t be.

Eraser: …I …can’t …believe…

UME: Did we not tell you that we are irredeemably evil?

Mohawk: But what about UMD?

???: ‘’’Tally ho!’’’

SLAM!

UMM: *gasp*

UMD: Yes, it is I, Uber Manic Dark Cat!

UMM: *snaps fingers*

Mohawk: Nya, shi-

…

…

But nobody came.

UMD: That won’t work on me.

UME attempts to body-slam UMD, but he parries it.

UMD: Neither will that.

UMM teleports to UMD, grabs him, teleports up into the air, punches and bites him many times, than throws him down and teleports back to earth. UMD is somehow still unharmed.

UMM: You have ‘’’got’’’ to be kidding me.

UMD: Go forth, Cats! Never surrender!

Not unkillable like the last battle with him, but very strong. Complete, Utter, Total, Inescapable, and Final Oblivion is much, much, much bigger than even ((FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT (FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(FOOT(Complete, Utter and Total Oblivion))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))), even at 150%. It’s likely that UME will die second. When you do beat them…

UME: *is dead*

UMM: No… NO! How could this —

Mohawk: OK, ‘’’stop.’’’ We know you’re planning something, so —

UMM: Bingo!

*a MASSIVE purple and black explosion happens*

Mohawk: What in the…

Eraser: Mohawk! Help!

An enormous, shadowy, humanoid figure is carrying Eraser away.

Mohawk: No, stop!

The figure stops for a second… then dissolves into nothingness.

Mohawk: Eraser! Are you alright?

Eraser: No. I’ll probably live, though… where are we?

UMM: I’m glad you asked.

Mohawk: Bugger.

The area they are in is revealed to be a castle. There are massive generators turning inky black fluid into Darkness Soldiers, and enormous vats of the fluid.

UMM: You are in our secret hideout, in the nether realms. Here, we ma—

Mohawk and Eraser poof away.

UMM: Fuck.

Mohawk and Eraser poof back into existence at the Cat Base.

Hacker Cat: You like that teleportation device I made?

Mohawk: I very like that teleportation device he made.

Eraser: I like that teleportation device he made even more than you like that teleportation device he made.

Mohawk: I held claim to liking that teleportation device he made before you laid claim to liking that teleportation device he made! You wouldn’t go around laying claim to an already owned tree, would you?

Eraser: Well, I’VE seen you gallivanting around, taking walls that other Cats have already laid claim to, and defiling them! You have no right to liking that teleportation device he made more than I like that teleportation device he ma—

Hacker: Guys guys guys. I’ve determined the coordinates of their secret base.

Mohawk: What are they?

Hacker: 1337/-666/420.

Eraser: Of course they are.

Hacker: There’s a big gap where we could attack them.

Mohawk: Why don’t we?

Hacker: It’s protected by a seal.

*zur-skreech!*

Mohawk: FOR GOD’S SAKE, STOP DOING THAT OR I’LL SNAP YOUR NECK!

Macho Legs: Feel free.

Hacker: No. We need to defeat all the Uber Manic Cats in order to open up the lock.

Eraser: Ain’t that always the way.

Jamiera Cat: I’ll be happy to help you along.

Mohawk: Thanks. We can always count on you.

Jamiera: Of course… *evil smile*

Eraser: Um, what’s with that evil smile?

Jamiera: Disregard that!

To be continued…