I passed a girl on my way to class and she was in rainbow onesie and told her friend, "I wonder if it would be hot if you slapped me in the face with your boobs"

This something normal that female talk about? because she was 14.

Please help me

Seems like Valkyrie can freeze any type of enemy while Chronos freezes everything EXCEPT white. Does Chronos have better stats though? I have a level 30 Valkyrie and my Chronos is only 14 but I would definetley consider investing more into Chronos if she is worth it

Talking about ubers quality-wise is lame (let's not mention all the discussion I've brought about that topic though haha)

But what is genuinely interesting is knowing your favorite uber design and description-wise. Mine is easily Dioramos, I like dragons, and he's probably the best looking

So go ahead, share!

Which stages in the game would you say are major difficulty spikes?

Eg:

• EoC Chapter 3 Moon

• Gestalt, Decay

• NRF

• An Ancient Curse

• PP Souls

Stages outside EoC, ItF, CotC, SoL and UL don't count for the sake of not having to read a huge list of Advent Bosses and Baron Stages.

Even at level 30, he's insane. Boosted, and with angel talent, he just completly decimates everything

E duelist is a beast all right

I know, it sounds like I'm joking. However, I am dead serious about this post. Mitama is not a good unit at all. And here's why.

Let me clarify my statement first. She is not bad in the way you're thinking. Yeah, she's great at what she does, and she is a HARD carry through the entire game. She's basically a cheat card of a unit. And that's where I believe she falls apart.

I saw a post a little while ago asking if mitama was a fun unit to play with, and it seems the general consensus is that no, she isn't fun to use. Her stats and abilities, albeit very powerful, are just unfun to use. There's hardly risk, because she's got ludicrous survivability. Her DPS is high enough that, when paired with her slow, makes it impossible for enemies to push in, and she can kill them where they stand. Her LD and range are good enough that you almost never have to think about bringing her to a stage.

Sometimes, you have to remember that you're playing a game. Games are supposed to be fun and entertaining. Bringing such a good unit to every battle without needing to think and wiping the stage anyways is not fun. (at least for me. Maybe some of you like to meatshield for a few minutes, with the enemies unable to push, slaughtering everything with a single unit) Challenge is what makes games fun. Trying over and over, perfecting your strategy, and beating a difficult stage to get that hit of dopamine and sense of success is why I started playing battle cats. And that's why I think mitama is a bad unit- she's so good she removes the fun of the game.

Of course, this is just my opinion. You're free to disagree. But i know that if I ever get mitama, she will likely stay level 1 (or maybe i'll level her up and use her as a get out of jail free card).

TBA: 0.25 seconds.

Attack: 3,000

Health: 10,000

Attack Type: Single

Range: 300

Special Ability: 10% Chance to Create a Level 1 Mini-Wave

Speed: 50

Knockbacks: 10

Reproduction Time: 20 seconds

Cost: 990¢

Description: Teacher Bear's students on Yoom haven't been listening to Teacher Bear and instead play Battle Doges all the time. Went crazy in search for a student who actually cares about counting to 20. Super fast attacks have a chance to create a small energy wave.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HrwUXZWur9w&feature=share

I don't know who you are or who you''l be

But whatever you do, dont suck d

Cuz d is bad for thee

And d is peepee

I don't care if its one or three

But don't drink it like its tea

If you suck d

Don't matter if its a she or a he

You'll become mizli

Shishilan Pasalan. Although very similar and blah like the other Nekolugas at first glance, it becomes obvious that unlike the other Nekolugas, it somehow went down a path unto immortality and omnipresence. Plus the design for its True Form is also super cool, so there's that too.

Head Rococo. The transition from normal, to evolved, to True Form is so cool and interesting lorewise, as not only does he start as a monk, then become a divine messenger of the gods, he also becomes an angel himself in True Form! Very interesting, as this implies Bikkuriman characters are deities in the world of Battle Cats.

Queen Reika. As an ancient pharaoh of a lost civilization, her background is unclear and thought-provoking, and that's pretty cool lore-wise. Not only is it told that she was the ruler of an ancient civilization, she also was likely allianced with the Cats at some point, and for some reason had to mummify herself, likely due to war reasons with the first Doge empire (the relic ones). Not only that, but she's an interesting change of pace waifu-wise, as she isn't a bland pre-tween schoolgirl like the Galaxy Gals. The only reason why she's not higher is because she is a bit too unclear.

Vars. Including his Halloween form, he's among the most interesting characters in Battle Cats, as he has literally ridden and tamed a thousand Dragons, and slayed lord knows how many. Has anyone ever wondered why he's in the Dragon emperor set himself? The dragons had to make a treaty with him, or die, likely. Of course none of this is concrete, which is why he's so low. Oh yeah, he also escaped death somehow too.

Paladin Cat and Akira. Both underwent a serious change in their characters through their forms, and had literal character arcs. Very cool.

Greater Demon Cat- honorable mention, implies the existence of Hell in Battle Cats. Very cool. Bland character though.

Any cat.

Ask anything. i'll ping you back when i respond. literally just me running out of ideas.

Ahem....

MITAMA ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD STOOPIDS

This post was originally made for this post: https://battle-cats.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000695565 . My reply became so long that I decided to make it an individual post. Maybe in the future I'll do something like this for normal, special, rare, super rare, and legend cats.

Never gonna give (d'arktanyan) up

Never gonna let (d'arktanyan) down

Never gonna run around and desert (d'arktanyan)

Never gonna make (d'arktanyan) cry

Never gonna saaaayyyy goodbye (to d'arktanyan)

Never gonna tell a lie to hurt (d'arktanyan)

So I really love the d'artag duo. But if I had to pick some other ubers that I like for their design and concepts, I'd pick:

Concepts: The whole nekoluga family has an incredible concept. I mean, it's creepy, it's weird... I love it! My other favorite concept for ubers is the iron legion set. I love how it's all the little cats managing these giant machines, with their clothing lines set up and that one cat cooking stuff! Not to mention their first forms, which debatably have an even better concept (what with the primitive wooden machinery. so cool!). If I had to pick a third favorite concept, it would be the dragon emperor set, because dragons.

My least favorite set concepts are girls vs monsters or galaxy gals. The whole concept is just "look at titty, cherish titty". I'll admit that even with my huge distaste for these 2 sets, i think that some of the designs are alright, but the overall concept is just boring and kinda gross. (although I guess it's nice to look at some waifus.)

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Designs: My favorite individual designs for uber rare cats specifically are the D'artag duo (duh). But if I had to rate my favorite from each set, it would be as follows.

Dynamites- Balrog cat. Lasvoss came very close to winning this slot, but I chose Balrog because I love the fiery effects in his true form. Also, his mask looks cool. Very demonic, great design.

Nekoluga- Balaluga/balalan pasalan. I don't know what it is about this guy. Maybe it's the extra creepy face, or the weird orb in his stomach. One of the main design philosophies of this set is weirdness, and balalan nails it. An honorable mention to asiluga's true form for its creepiness.

Wargods- This set is probably one of, if not the hardest, set to pick a favorite from. It was between keji, yoshimoto, or kahime for me. In the end, I chose keji, mainly for the tree. I love the detail of how it grew out of his head and he chopped it down to use as a weapon.

Galaxy gals- bleh. Hate this set. I pick kalisa though, because, I mean... look at her! her attack is very badass, with that big heavy metal thingy. A shield, maybe? I dunno. I think her summertime exclusive form is cooler though, because anchors look awesome.

Dragon emperors- I don't know if this will be an unpopular pick, but- sodom. There's just something about his tanky body, giant spiky tail, and striped horns that make him look so deadly. Also, +10 points for a unique attack animation. It's not just a colored explosion like so many other ubers.

Ultra souls (1st form)- I had to split this set up into 2 parts because of how different the first and second forms look. For the first form, Momotaro wins by a landslide. I love paper fans, but i love my peachy baby even more!

Ultra souls (2nd form)- This one is close, but I'm giving it to chaos moon. I'm a huge fan of the moon/death star thing with the back ripped open to reveal intricate machinery and all that jazz. Also, a death star attack animation. What more could you ask for in an uber?

Dark heroes- This one is so, so, so difficult for me. I love vigler, because of how he's a half demon flipping around on that floaty orb (also, I think his lil cat is cute). Warlock and pierre is certainly not the most creative, but definitely one of the coolest. The idea of a little kid walking his nightmare around is a great concept. And finally, hayabusa. Ninja man!!! In the end, I'll have to go with warlock and pierre for the reasons above.

Almighties- oooh, another difficult one. Hades is cool, I love the symbolism with the 3 platforms he's on. But I'm gonna have to go with posideon for this one. He's fairly unassuming- until he attacks, and reveals a huge carved quartz-y pillar underneath him. I mean... what?? Sick design, bro.

Iron legion- Defenitly THE hardest set to rate. The newest iron legion is very mysterious, and I love the clothesline in his second form, and the attack animation is top tier, but his first form doesn't look super great. Mighty bomburr has my favorite first form, but his second form is a bit boring. However, my favorite has to go to the dreadnought- cute little boat in his first form, and a massive+highly detailed battleship in his second. Plus, a great attack animation with that drill.

Pixies- Honestly, I don't like this set a ton. It's a cool concept, but looks too generic. I'd have to say aer is my favorite from this set, because he's cute, and has a wicked attack animation with that big 'ol tornado.

Girls vs monsters- In the same boat as galaxy gals. I just have a huge distaste for this set. If I had to pick, verbena is my favorite. It would be Himeyuri, but I like the giant golden skeleton arms that poke out of the ground.

Uberfest (1st forms)- This is another set I split up into 2 for first and second forms. For first forms, I prefer kasli. She looks demonic enough, but then her attack- spooky.

Uberfest (2nd forms)- For second forms, I obviously pick d'artanyan. But if i had to pick another, it would be gao. His big glowy lightning bolt tail to his weird headgear, this is for sure a cool cat.

Epicfest- Obviously d'arktanyan. If I had to pick a second, it would go to gothic mitama. She looks spooky, mysterious, etc. Also a top tier color palette, it just *works* with her design. Way better than the original, in terms of looks.

I'm not doing collab sets. Bite me.

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Legend rare designs:

For this one, I just picked my top 3, since I can't do one from each set.

1- King/tyrant cat: What??? this is such a good cat. In my opinion, probably a contender for top 5 cat designs in general. First off, its actually a cat in a cat game, which is surprisingly rare. Second, his attack animation is easily the best in the game. A portal that spits out a bunch of... hands(?) when he throws his arm forward? wow. A spectacular unit, more like this please.

2- Muu: anyone who reads my posts will have seen this coming. She starts off as a bunch of kitties doing some satanic-looking ritual, which is plenty cool enough to be a top 5 legend rare. But it's second form is where it really gets me. A giant 3d printer? It's so unexpected, so bizzare, and that's the kind of stuff I like to see in this game.

3- Legeluga: This one was a pick between luminalia or legeluga, but I went with the latter. Floaty, crystally, VERY SCARY cat-human-thing? Yes please!!! Plus, that attack animation feels so powerful and impactful.

Honorable mention- Babel: DO NOT confuse honorable mention with 4th place, because that's not it. Honorable mention is where I put a unit that had so much potential that simply failed. The concept of babel sounds like it could be 2nd or even 3rd place, but the actual design falls off. The crystals at the bottom are weirdly shaped, the island seems too small, and the dragon at the top is so awkward and stiff. Not to mention that the attack animation is bland. This unit makes me sad.

Guarenteed draw just gave me 2 dups

Guess I can save them for NPs once I beat itf3