Are you also scared of the potential upcoming war hitting YOU as well?
Well, fear not, as I present to you my newest shop!
We assure that we have absolutely EVERYTHING on our hands that you could ever desire, now with a 15% war discount because of the current situation! Of course, we deliver right to your doorstep! And if it doesn't arrive in 1 day or less, then it's likely to never arrive!
Before you decide to buy something though, a few things of note:
-we don't simply "sell" stuff, we exchange it. Example: you want a flame thrower? I want jelly beans for it. Simple.
-each item we sell here is from either a scrapyard, the sewers or from unsuspecting poor families that didn't lock theyr door
-we can assure at least 1 fully functional usage. Everything beyond that is a pure bonus
-we are a religion. Or... at least that's what the government thinks. 🤫
Now, enjoy your shopping spree to the FULLEST! And remember:
As long as your not prepared for a potential war, how can you know if your FAMILY will survive???
