Sad but true. Here’s a Anubis Diss Track I made.

Yo, Anubis, you ancient relic,

Thought you had the power, but you lookin’ so pathetic,

I’m the top cat, comin’ with the facts,

While you stuck in the tombs, I’m leavin’ tracks, that’s facts!

Guardian of the dead? Nah, you ain’t scary,

Your damage is weak, man, that’s legendary!

You might rock the staff, but you ain’t no pharaoh,

With that tiny hitbox, you just shootin’ arrows.

What’s up with that range, bro, can’t touch me,

I’m dancin’ on the field, call me top MVP,

Your attacks be sleepin’, slow as molasses,

While I blast through, wipin’ out all your classes!

You’re an Uber, yeah? But where’s the hype?

Your DPS is low, you ain’t that type,

Cursed by the devs, you can’t even rise,

While I stack my crew, man, we thrive in the skies.

I’m rollin’ with Bahamut, and the gang stays savage,

You standin’ still like you caught some bad lag, it’s tragic,

Talkin’ Egyptian, but you ancient news,

Get your sarcophagus ready, cuz you ’bout to lose!

So step down, Anubis, bow to the kings,

We rule the world, while you wear ancient rings,

You’re lost in the sand, but I’m risin’ quick,

The battle cats army? Man, we too slick!

You a god of the dead, but I bring the life,

Choppin’ down your dreams with my lyrical knife,

So go back to your crypt, better take that L,

In this rap battle kingdom, you can’t excel!

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