Sad but true. Here’s a Anubis Diss Track I made.
Yo, Anubis, you ancient relic,
Thought you had the power, but you lookin’ so pathetic,
I’m the top cat, comin’ with the facts,
While you stuck in the tombs, I’m leavin’ tracks, that’s facts!
Guardian of the dead? Nah, you ain’t scary,
Your damage is weak, man, that’s legendary!
You might rock the staff, but you ain’t no pharaoh,
With that tiny hitbox, you just shootin’ arrows.
What’s up with that range, bro, can’t touch me,
I’m dancin’ on the field, call me top MVP,
Your attacks be sleepin’, slow as molasses,
While I blast through, wipin’ out all your classes!
You’re an Uber, yeah? But where’s the hype?
Your DPS is low, you ain’t that type,
Cursed by the devs, you can’t even rise,
While I stack my crew, man, we thrive in the skies.
I’m rollin’ with Bahamut, and the gang stays savage,
You standin’ still like you caught some bad lag, it’s tragic,
Talkin’ Egyptian, but you ancient news,
Get your sarcophagus ready, cuz you ’bout to lose!
So step down, Anubis, bow to the kings,
We rule the world, while you wear ancient rings,
You’re lost in the sand, but I’m risin’ quick,
The battle cats army? Man, we too slick!
You a god of the dead, but I bring the life,
Choppin’ down your dreams with my lyrical knife,
So go back to your crypt, better take that L,
In this rap battle kingdom, you can’t excel!
X skull is the anti zombie glazer
(I) Fuck with your Attacks like ether
(Will) Teach you the Relics you know you
(Not) "Cat's son" across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already
Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waiting
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Kasli, D'artanyan and Iz
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with Zero Legends
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Kasli be garbage?
Area Attacks at your cartilage
Surges at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since '1-4
I am the truest, name an Uber that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Mamon
With Gamatoto's fame, kept my name in the game
Check it
(I) Fuck with your Attacks like ether
(Will) Teach you the Relics you know you
(Not) "Cat's son" across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already
Yo, Anubis, you ain’t nothin’ but a pharaoh in decline,
Lost in the sands while the others outshine,
You step on the battlefield like you got a name,
But in the land of legends, you’re just part of the game.
Powercreep hit you, dawg, and you got replaced,
They brought in the heavy hitters, now you just a waste.
I’m talkin’ Catman, Eva, Mitama, in their prime,
You lookin’ ancient, dawg, stuck back in time.
You think you’re a god? Nah, you just get bodied,
My Uber squad deep, and they rollin’ with a hobby.
Bahamut out here tearin’ up the scene,
While you’re sittin’ in the back with a second-rate team.
They got Doppleganger, they got Kasli the Bane,
You’re a relic in the game, bruh, stay in your lane.
Ain’t no divine wrath when you step on the turf,
Just a low-tier unit that ain’t even worth.
Mitama’s got range, she’s lockin’ you down,
Akuma gettin’ busy while you just lookin’ like a clown.
They dropped the new waves, but you still fall flat,
You used to be the king, now you’re just a housecat.
So step off the throne, you ain’t got the juice,
Every time you show up, it’s just more abuse.
The gods have fallen, and you’re just the proof,
Anubis, it’s over, you ain’t got the moves.
A-noob-is
Pretty sure Xskull's bestie is Poseidon.
He's a huge anubis defender and yet he still underrates him. His bestie is poseidon and chronos 100%
Also making up rap lyrics is more cringe than gen alpha slang, especially those. They don't even rhyme
What the fuck am I reading
What do you think?