"Look son, that guy just made another sir rel"

@Heckreal This has 10 more speed, double the dps, 1/5th the hp, wayyy more range allowing to hit more cats, and 1 kb to increase pushing power. With HP mags, this guy will be even more annoying than sir rel could ever be.

I like the description

However pizza would hard counter him, while Sir rel is much harder to counter.

It balances out.

@Heckreal Yeah.

Does it attack one by one or all at the same time

All Squire rel variants in game have single target iirc

@Heckreal That's not saying much since there's only squire rel and 1 variant: sir rel, but yes he has single attack

Squire rels would just be bonkers with area attacks