Cheetah Cat (Uber Rare Cat)

Okay so as mentioned yesterday today's request is DJ Hallyboo for @Loonaroonar

So of course I couldn't help but make a reference

Because apparently the feds are understaffed so the anti-piracy guy has a second role

"Hey kid, want a free videogame?"

"Oh yeah sure, what is it"

"Battle Cats, I rigged the system a little to make it a bit less RNGy"

"No clue what that is, but I'll give it a try, thanks random guy"

[Random guy leaves]

The "kid" who is actually like 15, goes home from the backalley. He'd been off shopping for a game but all of them seemed to suck and then this random guy dragged him into the alleyway and there it was, a perfectly preserved switch cartridge with "The Battle Cats" on it. He'd gotten a switch for Christmas, which was only a couple months ago and he decided to try it out. His only other game was Pokemon Let's Go Eevee and he's completed that ages ago and was bored of hunting for legendaries. He inserts the cartridge. The switch shakes a little but after a couple seconds it's ready to play. He plays it, a little concerned now and is placed into Korea. He beats all the stages up to Japan, and he unlocks Ninja Cat. He tries a Rare Cat Capsule but something glitches a little. When he presses the button, a popup shows up "Click a cat of your choice!S croll down to see wh at there is !" and he types in "Ca". Hip Hop Cat shows up, because of Can Can Cat being its TF and it connects to Ca. He taps it and it rolls and he infact, gets Hip Hop Cat. Intruiged, he equips it and goes into Australia.

"Hmm, let's see what this guy can do!"

He sends out Hip Hop Cat. He dances across, but a few seconds later the music changes a bit and Cheetah Cat spawns. His sprite begins enlargening as he covers the screen. You defeat the Enemy Base with Hip Hop and the other cats you'd spawned, but more and more Cheetah Cats were spawning and they were covering the continue button. After they'd blocked up the whole screen, one word came up on it.

"Leave."

"Gah, wh-what? Lousy alleyway guy. Never trust those idiots. I guess I could do what he did but for exchange.."

"No."

Voice had come out of the Switch. He couldn't believe his ears.

"No hacking in this game. Leave now before there are bigger consequences such as the deletion of all your Switch files, AND your physical documents, Andrew."

"Wha-huh-gh-eh-how-"

He fainted on his bed in shock. The game returned to normal after a few minutes, but Cheetah Cat would hereby be spawning in every level from here on out

How'd it go

Stay tuned to find out what happens next, I'm doing this on the spot and this story Tingee McJiggy is completely on a whim. Cheetah Cat finds you, and he wants you to stop hacking, or end up like him. Imprisoned forever as a strapped-down cheetah who is unable to do anything and trapped in a shady game cartridge indefinitely.

Yesterday’s Answer: Cheetah Cat

☠︎⚐︎♌︎⚐︎♎︎✡︎ ☝︎⚐︎❄︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ☹︎⚐︎☹︎

This is the secret of human life and destruction. But today, parents try to protect their children from accidents.

@AAGaming138 @CheezcakeForBekfast @CursedXyster @Deadlocked0990 @Doge69696969 @FlamingRedWaffle @Flint40 @GmaticLooksIntoTheWiki @HTFG Inc. @King Kang Roo @Liege Spectralis @PirateStack2693 @Sleepy Yoru @Soul of the Maniac Marc @Yyyyyyyyyyy520

You all are fucking annoying. I can't go to three posts without seeing one of you annoying fucks. I can't believe this is what this damn wiki has devolved into. All these new users waltz in and act like they own the place, acting like their some big shot. You aren't a big shot. I can't stand all you fuckers and I hope you fucking cry about it.

Alright everyone, April 2nd. Cheeto arc over

(it was a drawing of a ponos fetus releasing out of a teared open cheetah cat head, i don't blame them)

This morning (4/2/2024[April 2nd]), i checked the wiki and it still showed cheetah cat wiki, so i means that this wiki is not american, but i dont know who runs it and their timezone

Tbh... I actually forgot this was a thing. Not the cheetah, the occasion.

Pinglist: @CorruptedAngaburu @Fezz sizzle @SakuraDiamond @Skeptical27 @Thunderai175 @BalrogBOIIIISSS @Liege Spectralis @Soul of the Maniac Marc @A1vin485 @PirateStack2693 @Eeee1011 @HTFG Inc. . @Supersodium @MeowMewMan

Her pet snake isn't the 8th OC, for the 0 people who were wondering.

Surely takes a while to do this, maybe it will take.. a week?

So i may be thinking about becoming a cheetah cat fan but i'm neutral about it, maybe i'll be against it, maybe not.

It's supposed to be him yelling at the player who got him because *inhale* It's only available through hacking

so yeah

have a cat

also yes i am well aware that i suck at drawing

Who is the most forgotten unit and i don’t mean forgotten as in secret, yeah ok cheetah cat is an unobtainable unit but there are still people talking about them solely because they’re a secret unit, i mean forgotten as in like this unit was released one day, some people talk about and two days later POOF everyone goes back to talking about gambling and talking about how much they want to have intercourse with their favorite unit or something

Too bad you won't obtain it

cheetahs dont roar, they can meow and purr.

even big cats like boxes.

the cougar is the largest cat that can meow and even purr.

the tags are what i thought they could be related to idk what else

Majin macho legs.

Strong against Aku

So, the consequences are inevitable for this next piece of art.

As I quote: Quiet boi with hyper puppets

This is the Steam Realm variant of a character named Tiger Sprite

I may or may not be using him/them for the other themeless art contest submission

Ponos made this