This was meant for April Fools, but I wasn't online. I've translated the text, as it is in Portuguese.
"Hey~ Would you like to join an experiment? I'm in search for subjects to develop my Mateki Elixir! It has miraculous properties, the kind that makes you forget your problems and live great pleasures...
Call 22 66644-1726 and join me in this experience!"
"Our master brings it on!"
(The next day)
O GATO
"SUCCUBUS" UNDER ARREST
"The chemistry student, Lilin π, was arrested this morning, after being found 69 people in captivity inside her laboratory. In it we're seized 420 flasks containing a substance called "Mateki Elixir", a highly aphrodisiac drug, developed by Lilin and used to lure and brainwash her victims.
On April 1st, Lilin published in her social media an advertisement promoting the Mateki Elixir and her plans of developing it, in order to attract "volunteers" for her experiments.
Her victims, under the effect of the elixir, demonstrated being in a trance, under the commands of Lilin. They we're hospitalized, and will be under observation.
Her academic colleagues reported that Lilin has already done an Aku Pact to perfect her elixir's formula and tested on other classmates: "She doesn't have a reputation as a succubus for nothing, her elixir works even on Aku!", says Headmistress Jeanne ψ: "Notably, it also melts aku shields, which the Cats appreciate".
The hell comissioner Emma was sent to the case through an anonymous report. She states never seeing a similar case: "Out of all kinds of manipulation, seduction is the one that scares me the most... and she has done it with 69 PEOPLE IN A SINGLE DAY!?", says her, terrified with what's been uncovered.
The case will remain under investigation. Lilin π resorts to provisional freedom, stating being innocent, while the Cat Empire demands her definitive freedom immediatly.
Article written by: -Marcos"
"What the nyan?"
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