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Let’s say you have all the below meat-shields, I’d order them like this:

If you order them differently don’t talk to me

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Hello, and welcome back to "Ranking Foods With Justin". Today we will be taking a look and ranking every single meat in existence (pork, steak, clam, etc). Keep in mind that these are my opinion, and may mean nothing to you. Without further ado, lets start the ranking!

23: Mutton

Fuck this, the meat sucks ass. I had it once at a friend's birthday party, I felt like throwing up lmao. Whoever thought sheep meat was a good idea should go to jail. (It's not even edible) F tier

22: Turkey

Literally the most flavorless meat in existence. Every time I have turkey for Thanksgiving, I end up only eating half of it because it absolutely sucks ass. It is higher than Mutton because turkey ham is at least edible. F tier

21: Chicken Patty

The Among Us imposter if it was in meat. It's literally a regular meat patty but made with chicken. It doesn't even taste that good lol. (Chick Ful A is overrated) F+ tier

20: Lamb Chop

Honestly pretty decent except for the fact that it is also flavorless. The meat itself is also very dry. It is basically mutton but upgraded so it is actually edible lol D- tier

19: Lobster

Now we are getting into actually decent meats. I can bear eating lobster at a restaurant ig. My problem with crustaceans are that they have a tough shell and the actual meat inside is little to none. D tier

18: Crab

Crabs have the same problem as lobster except the actual meat is good. It's chewier than lobster so I like it more. D+ tier

17: Bacon

Ok, hear me out, bacon is overrated. It's too salty for my taste and the meat is also not a good mix of chewy and hard. While bacon on a Saturday morning is god tier, bacon on its own isn't that good. C- tier

16: Oysters

They are downgraded versions of clams. C tier

15: Duck

As a Korean, I eat ducks. Americans find it weird to find people eating ducks, but to me its actually normal. Have you ever eaten Jokbal? It's a traditional Korean dish that consists of pig feet and has a side of Kimchi (most of the time). People should stop saying that certain foods are weird just because its not part of their culture imo. It's just really annoying to see a someone go like "eATiNg CriCkEts ArE bAD" just because they hate bugs. I've eaten maggots before, and from my experience, they are toasty and crunchy. I enjoyed them. So people should stop eating Hotdogs and Pizza for dinner and eat some obscure gems in the world of food. Don't be afraid to try something new, something like Pig feet, or maggots, or ducks. Anyway, Ducks are pretty good ig. C tier

14: Ham

Same thing applied to bacon, except its better this time. C+ tier

13: Shrimp

Now we are getting into good meats. Shrimp is the type of food I would order at a asian restaurant, just because its so juicy when fried. Shrimp fried rice is the best type of fried rice imo B- tier

12: Salami

I just like eating Salami as a snack when I'm doing my homework, it just works better than any bag of chips or a beverage ever can. B tier

11: Hamburger patty

Chicken patty's older brother, this is better than it by every way. Hamburger patties are much juicer and fatter. It is just more satisfying to eat also. B+ tier

10: Pork Tenderloin

I would say that this type of pork loses its juiciness significantly, but the actual taste of the meat is good. Overall its a genuinely good meat I would order from a restaurant. A- tier

9: Spam

Spam in pasta though is just 🤤 A- tier

8: Ribs (beef)

I had them at a buffet once, they were pretty good. A little sweet for my taste, but a respectable meat as far as I am concerned. A tier

7: Hot Dog

Hot dogs are very good. You put some ketchup in it and it easily becomes top 10 best foods. For this ranking I will only be focusing with the meat part, because that's the name of the ranking. Sausages are awesome, you can eat it like a ice cream. You start from the top and eat it all the way to the bottom. A+ tier

6: Pork Chop

I think I eat pork at least once every week. It's just very good on so many different types of foods. I personally eat pork with rice, and it honestly tastes delicious. S- tier

5: Tuna

Now we are getting into god tier meats. I have a hot take, canned tuna is the best tuna. I don't know, canned tuna or not, all taste great. The flavor is unique in terms of seafood. The really isn't anything like eating a can of tuna on a hot summer day (with rice). S tier

4: Salmon

Definitely one of the best fishe you can buy on the meat market. The texture is soft and almost melts in your mouth. A perfect combination! S tier

3: Chicken

We are now getting into top 3 meats. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE CHICKEN. It's like turkey if it was actually good and not flavorless. Seasoned chicken is the best type of chicken imo, it just tastes better than other chicken options. Its also very cheap too. S+ tier

2: Steak

I love cows. I feels weird to be eating one of my favorite animals but if its good food, its good food. No hesitation. Medium rare steak is juicy and at the same time savory. Well done steak or rare steak are either less juicy or too juicy. S++ tier

1: Mushrooms

Ahh yes mushrooms are my favorite meat because they come from my favorite animal. the Mushroomasaurus. Did you know that Daliasan likes to hunt Mushroomasaurus for dinner? If Daliasan agrees, than I agree. They are also a vegetable at the same time, what? Daliasan tier

Finished tierlist:

Well, thanks for reading I guess. This post took me a few days to make so please comment your thoughts if possible! Next post milestone is at 5000 posts, just so you know

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