Pastry Cat (Enemy)

Seriously though this manga-turned-anime is so freaking good, I barely watch anything but I can't recommend this thing enough >w<

Naturally we have the main protagonist Laios, accompanied by the best boi that is Senshi -w-

For me, I have a few.

-I know damn well that NEO Mushroom Garden is still well maintained AND there are literal hundreds of funghi. The original version barely got into it. Though it seems pretty improbable, a return of this collab with new content could be excellent.

-Cookie Run: Kingdom feels like a no-brainer. The possibilites are endless and it could have as much content if not more then Evangelion or Madoka Magica. That being said, CRK does have a younger audience. Then again, so do things like Survive: Mola Mola, and that got a rerun this year with new content. Wonder how that keeps being reran?

-Evangelion, though a much lesser pick, is definitely lacking in the stage department. Yes, it has some of the toughest levels of any collab, but "You Will Find Happiness" plus a few 11-draws to get an uber completely wreck the levels. Ignoring that, there are a lot more Eva Angels that could be added, especially combined with the brand new Brutal difficulty.

What about you guys?

Monsieur Frosting’s backstory let’s go

• A Ninja Cat♀️ and a Goemon Cat♂️ have a kitten♂️ together

• Ninja Cat gets killed in the battlefield a few weeks after kitten is born

• A Teacher Bearcat♀️ helps to raise the kitten until the kitten is old enough to not need breastfeeding anymore

• Kitten chooses to become a Pastry Cat shortly before he reaches adulthood

• Goemon Cat is heading out to the battlefield with Pastry Cat when they walk by the kitchen

• Pastry Cat notices a pot bubbling over in the kitchen and runs in to stir it

• Goemon proceeds out to the battlefield unaware that Pastry Cat was no longer following him

• A Basic Cat and a Li’l Lion Cat that were handling the cooking sees that Pastry Cat has a natural talent for cooking and let him help with making dinner for that evening

• Pastry Cat comes to his ‘quarters’ and becomes aware that Goemon Cat is not there

• Goemon Cat had died a few hours before Pastry Cat had left the kitchen

• Pastry Cat returns to the kitchen the next morning and helps with breakfast while meeting the rest of the “kitchen crew”

• Kitchen Crew at the time comprised of Basic Cat, Li’l Lion Cat, a Bondage Cat, a Crazed UFO Cat, and a Swordmaster Cat

• Kitchen Crew gives Pastry Cat guidance on the basics of cooking and where things were in the kitchen (to the best of their ability since neither the Kitchen Crew or Pastry Cat knew who to read, write, or actually speak)

• Pastry Cat proves to be very good at improvising and also seems to have an uncanny sense of timing when it came to cooking

• Swordmaster Cat also gives Pastry Cat a very crude guide on how to actually fight (though of course a broadsword or rapier is not the same as a comically disproportionate lance so it’s not exactly ideal)

• Basic Cat and Li’l Lion Cat eventually die of age, Crazed UFO Cat gets sick and dies, and Swordmaster Cat and Bondage Cat die in the battlefield over the course of Pastry Cat’s first five years in the kitchen, as well as a few of their replacements

• Replacements of the Kitchen Crew are not always immediate, plus Pastry Cat has become quite good at cooking even without proper teaching, so there are times when Pastry Cat would be the only one working in the kitchen (which is where meals for the entire Cat Army is made meaning that he would be cooking for a few billion cats all by himself)

• The daunting and constant task of having to cook for so many cats three times a day meant he was always in the kitchen working, which gave him the perfect opportunity to further refine his craft and also to master making gourmet meals for an extremely large amount of people, all while being incredibly time efficient about it

• A Lizard Cat♂️ that has actually been alive for some time takes note of Pastry Cat’s skills in the kitchen and decides to help him out with cooking and also building little contraptions to make it much easier for Pastry Cat to mass produce gourmet meals very efficiently with the help of a certain Tank Cat♂️

• Lizard Cat and Tank Cat also help teach Pastry Cat how to read, write, speak, and properly put up a good fight, with Tank Cat making him a custom lance that would not break upon use and was easier to use in melee combat, similar to a rapier in a way

• Tank Cat brings up in a conversation one day that in the stories he often reads, the characters would have names, and says it had inspired him to name himself Steamtank, since he was a Tank Cat who had a knack for building machines and some of his favorite stories took place in the Victorian Era, also known/romanticized as the Steampunk Era

• Lizard Cat decides to name himself Flamescale Blazehorn, and Pastry Cat chooses to name himself Frosting Flaglance

• As time goes on, Frosting continues to refine his culinary skills even further and the number of named and intelligent Battle Cats increases very slowly

• The general of the Battle Cats(Majesticora♀️) hands her position down to her protege one day, who eventually appoints Frosting to be his personal chef and for Flamescale’s childhood friend (another Tank Cat named Defendic Barracuda♂️) to become the lieutenant general

• Four other Pastry Cats are assigned to the kitchen, and when Frosting is asked what kinds of things he will be normally cooking for the general, three are disturbed by the answer but the fourth one sounds very interested in helping Frosting with it

• Frosting decides to name the fourth Pastry Cat Bloodbatter Spearbanner♂️ and takes him under his wing as an apprentice/assistant

• The other three decide to give themselves names and ultimately decide upon Cookie, Cupcake, and Croissant

• Having marginally more freetime on his hands (in addition to even more ingredients to work with), Frosting works towards mastering new aspects of cooking (such as realistic and life-sized pastries, how to handle very large cuts of meat, how to work with unusual ingredients (such as bones, souls, blood, and even rotten meat and metal), and how to work with exotic kinds of meat like sperm whale or venison)

• Frosting also uses the extra free time to become well acquainted with other named Battle Cats and learn how to speak French (for literary purposes) and Japanese (for the purpose of speaking with Battle Cats that only speak Japanese)

• After some time, the general (Realm♂️) gathers a set of assistants to help him with the creation of the Multiverse, the final group being Defendic, Frosting, Bloodbatter, Quantum♂️, Circuit♂️, Skull Cat from the Steam Realm (Steam Skull♂️), and Fandroid 3.0 of the Dark Realm (Dark 3.0♂️)

• Realm eventually gives some of his magic to his assistants, rendering them all capable of anything

• After Realm’s retirement, Defendic and Dark 3.0 take up his job of being the Creator of the Multiverse, Defendic becomes the general, Flamescale becomes the lieutenant general, and the assistants disband with the exception of Defendic and Dark 3.0 as per their own decisions

• Frosting chooses to remain with Defendic and Dark 3.0 as a good friend and acquaintance, and the three of them move into one of Realm’s many bases/hideouts, specifically a tower they unofficially call “The Tower of the Creators”

• …and that’s where it remains as of now :/

What have you done? @Pastry Cat

Lucas IV once said...

"I'd rather spend this 30 catfood than ******* buying... Pa-,

Pastry Cat"

@Pastry Cat you know what to do...

Ok but ngl he kinda sucks outside of EoC 1 (and 2 maybe?)

OK NO MORE FORGETTING....

Anyways

- Requested by @Ramielinbattlecats

R(B)amiel!!

Insane tbh (insane triangle)

- Requested by @REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45 (not really)

Zir Zeal!!

This seal has a big nose and big tail, along with fairly long spikes, looks pretty nice!

- Requested by @Brute Bendy

Pastry Cat!!!

No bias, this looks fairly good, maybe besides the cream and the hat.

Random page - Brollow!!!!

Fat bird imo, both in feet and body, other then that decent

@Huwdte @ShitStainer @Brute Bendy @Radimthefirst @Ramielinbattlecats @Moopymeebloopy456

@Pastry Cat hmmm i hope this is up to par

[ @Pastry Cat Art Contest Submission ]

I lost my profile, TWICE NOW! All due to me forgoring to data transfer:

The first incident was in 2021 when El trolling happened so then I made a new profile

Got up to Blizzard Boulevard

Until I FORGOR TO DATA TRANSFER AGAIN!!!!!!

Welp, time to restart from scratch since my phone got resetted 🤷

Pastry Cat--->Different types of bread

Dread Pirate Catley--->Kettle is a wonderful pirate

Crustaceous Scissorex--->Cut the ice

Credits to @Brute Bendy , @PirateStack2693 , and @AnoopDAZ

Ping List: @King Kang Roo @Just some meatshield @LiterallyJustN @Totaldestroy1234 @Loneguy67345 @Fanplayer @Flying Comet @Huwdte @PulseWasTake @Brute Bendy @Ramielinbattlecats @Mizu-na Tsubassa

@TheSillyKitty @Martin de Dorlodot @Foxy76ru @Pizzamemes @PulseWasTaken @DasliSimp @AnoopDAZ @Find me 555 @Basic Chuchu @Pastry Cat

Its in Spanish cause I want to see it shut up.

Level was more annoying and time consuming than hard tbh. As Pastry Cat kept destroying Ururun whenever he could attack her and Alpacky and Calamary being Alpacky and Calamary.

But with the help of three Cyberpunks, I beated it.