Procrastinator Parade

Any tips?

Instead of making those figurines I....open silly golden and plat ticket....

Atleast now I have chinese girl and mini Dasli

Hmmmmmm

How to stop procrastinating and get motivation to make figures? Help

So, Diversity Alkilinity is a stupid level, the 1* wiki strat doesn't work at all even though my Cats are all ten levels higher than listed. BTrain can't kill the first Gabriel, Soba struggles to kill the first metal doge thanks to Gabriel, never says what to do on the second Gabriel, the lure doesn't fucking work, etc.

Meanwhile there's 4* SoL. Two words. Procrastinator Parade. Before you go into the replies and start essaying me on how to deal with the R.Ost swarm, I can't even GET to the base hit phase. So that's horrible.

And I can't beat Daboo's revenge because I talented Pizza Cat. Nor can I really beat any other advents atm.

Basically, everything is too hard for me. Help

Any Suggestions on what to do in the meantime while I wait for Wahwah

Turns out I kept losing because I was using too much money. Catasaurus for the win! Yeah!

I completely forgot about the Sage gimmick. Oh well, Chronos still managed to do the trick.

Hayabusa has a habit of only critting at very tense moments. He walked up to a Golden R. Ost and simply wiped it out. This R. Ost is probably the easiest variant in ZL.

Uril goes brrrrr.

Literally just spammed Catasaurus and Waitress. The Puffingtons weren't too bad. When a second one spawned, I used IDI to defeat them.

Dark Dober part 2. Harder than the first, but still pretty simple. Pizza was obviously a big help.

The level represents how Twitter has become darker with the new branding.

now i can finally get mushroom and cactus, which should i get first? (i have like 8 blue stones and 9 green stones, as well as 10 red and purple stones)

also (2 star btw)

now i'm stuck on no return flights though

(the first 4 were all done before today)

i got him literally right after beating bionic seaweed 2 star

even with both mitama and izanagi this was difficult, my izanagi couldn't even one shot the heavenly hippoes… he was only level 29 but still (oh also i true formed paladin around this time)

i was using a strat for this stage but forgot to put on holy blast so i just had to kill lowkey with golfers and mmls

fest carry yay

more fest carry yay

oh yeah currently in two star i'm up to procrastinator parade

Hey uhhh it's march and uhh march is a filler month tbh but easter existed i guess and also i absolutely procrastinated my ass of this month but okay

March 4th:

Healer more like cheeser bottom text

March 6:

I love having surge units also cyborg looks like a zombie

March 7th:

The other merc tf uh

March 8th:

I remember i hated doing dancer cat first (i didn't have dasli then)

March 11th:

I love healer

March 17th:

How'd i manage to do this before the itf2 ones

Only enhan this whole month smh

I love healer again

March 20th:

Yay i have all the cannons! now what lmao

March 21st:

I'm finally free, also haniwa is amazing holy fartdangle

If cat-o-tron was the TF and the enemy counterpart was metal that'd probably be crazy

Ragnarok explosion makes shit look cool

I'm saving it for lasvoss even though i'm not even at musashi yet (@Lavatron230991 hey)

March 22nd:

Hey i have musashi now (i forgor to screnshot :pleading_face:)

March 29th:

Okay so my question is why the hell doesn't the wiki strat have breakerblast cuz that feels like a no-brainer

Okay that wasn't a lot, let's see how little of my goals i accomplished!

• Few more advents: no alas

• Final manics: yes

• Aku cyclone: yes

• Mount aku: if it showed up i woulda

• Musashi: yes

• Cotc2: i completely forgot but i did get to gorigori (only for monthly missions lmao WHY IS THERE NO GORY ANYWHERE ELSE)

• ItF outbreaks: yes and 3 before 2 for some reason

• All cannons: yes

• Some more TFs: didn't know what to do other than paladin but eh i guess

• Li'l TFs: no

Alright new goals uhhh

• Few more advents (for the third time!)

• Mount aku

• Mecha-bun?????

• Cotc2

• Maybe a few rare tfs?

• Coupla li'l stages

• Super cosmic cyclone mayhaps?

• A lv10 colossus thingamajig if it shows up

May we have less procrastination this month even though the next SoL stage for me is literally procrastinator parade

Pingcrastinators: @Dubmass1 @Totallyrealperson2 @AnExampleOfADeliciousBiscuit952 @PirateStack2693 @Mizu-na Tsubassa @FlamingRedWaffle (filthy baozi hater) @NormalThyme4729

:(

Maybe i should stop rushing through sol

So, I've just found my new favourite battle theme. It's really good. Anyway, Socrates was pretty pointless, I overestimated Albert Dogeinstein. I also underestimated the strength of Calamary.

Pretty close. I forgot to bring a strong attacker which outranged Midnite. Fortunately I got some good attacks in with slime.

ANOTHER close one. The overwhelming power of aliens nearly got to me. Fortunately, their front line collapsed just before they reached the end.

YET ANOTHER close one, but not as close. The old dogumaru and cyberpunk strategy. Plus some other units to defeat Dogeinstein.

Cyclone madness. I was a bit underprepared, but they came out too slowly to be a big threat.

To stop Dober, I simply used Socrates and 2 small freeze combos, linked by bomber. No idea why I didn't just choose to use a medium one. I would've done the subchapter completely uberless then...

People who probably passed a test:

@TheHighDerple @Keyboardspamdjifwjfjdsl @King Kang Roo @Justice615 @Manic titan @Pastry Cat @BalrogBOIIIISSS @PirateStack2693 @HTFG Inc.

W platinum ticket?

So close to losing, the critters weren't doing their jobs.

Used that red eva unit for the first time. Courier spam for the win! Yeah!

1 bore at the start? Really?

Kinda screwed up with Death Kory. I was overconfident and ended up summoning the cyclone. Still wasn't hard.

Probably could've upgraded Uril to deal with the Zollows. I had to cycle him twice.

This subchapter really isn't har-

This. Was. Difficult. Socrates is way faster than I was expecting, and that annoying freeze. I ended up boosting Windy with talents and upgrading Kai to max. Then Kai could stall Socrates whilst Windy nuked him. It was still pretty close, Kai was gone and Socrates was attacking the base as Windy finished him. The music was 👌

The question remains, will I ever use this guy? And what happened to his body?!

These people probably think:

@TheHighDerple @Keyboardspamdjifwjfjdsl @King Kang Roo @Justice615 @Manic titan @Pastry Cat @BalrogBOIIIISSS @PirateStack2693 @HTFG Inc.

SURGE?! SURGE! SURRRRGE!!! I mean, that was a lot of Surges.

This was... ohhh, the black cyclone one. Bomber cat made it easy.

Ultimate windy goes brrrrrr

Weird stage, I didn't bring long ranged attackers so the clean up took a while.

THAT DAMN PIG! Still lost once even after clearing the sunfish. Brought an attack up combo to win before the pig came out.

I don't think I played that correctly? Bomber didn't get one freeze. Still won though.

Pingthagoras:

@TheHighDerple @Keyboardspamdjifwjfjdsl @King Kang Roo @Justice615 @Manic titan @Pastry Cat @BalrogBOIIIISSS @PirateStack2693

Procrastination hmmmm

Yea pretty late into the game.

Next CTZL is very much unknown until i have the motivation.

It looks like I've done one stage. That is false. I did 2. This in 3* has also been completed.

In case you don't know how I do crowned legend stages, I do 2,3 and 4* for one chapter one at a time. Hopefully I'll find that glitch again...

This isn't a procrastination series... yet. That will happen when I get 15,001 UR. Then I'll be properly ready.

3 things:

• Thank you Ponos for not buffing 4*.

• I can see why there are complaints about 3*.

• Cone cat is pretty good.