Sir Metal Seal

Title.

Ok so I went into dead falls forgetting it was the sir metal seal stage and then just brute forced it the whole time cause I didn’t wanna waste energy

So I spawned like 9 sets of dual kasli, cyber stack of around 5 pretty sure and prolly around 9 togelugas idk why he was there

#1 - Curry Comet. I was worrying about this level for a while, but I jumped right in and... best it first try! I do have D'arktanyan, but he doesn't make it free. Did you know that Puffington apparently has enough piercing range to hit D'ark? And then D'ark gets cursed for like 10+ seconds! I feel this level is a 7/10, it's a pretty good reality check after that fairly easy Pumping Titanium, and quite fun.

#2 - Icarus' Instinct. I really thought I'd have to change my lineup when the Boraphim spawned, but as it turns out, my Cameraman stack just... stunlocked it. 5/10, could've been interesting, Cam made it easy.

#3 - Rainbow Bridge Toll. I don't have much to say here. Fiend MVP. 4/10

#4 - Planetarium Love. Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate SMS since I began to play. There are almost 7*10²⁷ tiny, absolutely miniscule atoms that make up the average human body. If the word "HATE" was engraved on each planck length in every single atom in the human body, it would not equal one billionth of the hate I feel for Metal enemies at this micro-instant. Hate.

0/10 Total Myopia was worse.

#5 - Meteor Disco. How did that mf Koronium die? There was no Curries or anything that could crit out on the field, I'm sure that they were all wiped out, yet I heard the familiar "BONK" sound and saw the soul flying into the sky. Anyways 5/10 level.

#6 - Cats in the Stars. The first time a Black-focused level remotely interested me. Relic Doge Base was a pretty cool reality check, but somehow my cats stood their ground and never went outside of the base's range??? Maybe I'm just that skilled at timing Bombercat. 7/10 level, pretty gooood.

Overall, I give this subchapter a solid 6/10, while the average rating for these levels is lower than that, these levels do really stick with me and I think the chapter is pretty well-done, but not the best really.

I finally fucking did it, went from 590 catfood to 282.. but it was worth it.

I can finally fucking progress and actually use cats that are useful!

FUCK YOU SIR METAL SEAL.

I finally got to a stage of the game where i encounter two traits i've barely cared about before and they turn into a unimaginable hell beyond comprehension.

I have discovered that Metals and Zombies are not as easy as i thought [i already knew about Zombies being hard cuz ITF outbreaks and Zyclone]

Looking at you, Sir Metal Seal and Zroco.

Ive got ururun wolf i defete itf 3 and HOW THE HELL DID I DO CRIT HITS I HEARED A FUCKING CRIT SOUND BU I HAVE NO CRITTERS IN MY LOADOUT AND I DONT GOT A TALENT ON A UNIT FOR CRIT SO IDK HOw or do u get 1% crit on cameraman cat without needing to use the talent lv 1 thingy or like what because IM ARE SO CONFUSED (sir metal seal)

First of all 3 true forms

Then i tried doing metal cyclone a few times but everyone stopped critting when metal seal came along

Then i got this

And then i won lmao

Didn't get it so gotta love the double skip with the CPU

Is it weird that i got catornado before this?

Anyway level 5 chronos carry

Next catfruit buffet i will try to get roe, seafarer and fishman

Yes ik theres more very fun enemis so type them in the comments

Society if March to Death didn't have a Sir Metal Seal:

i now completely understand why people suffer fighting this stage. at least the reward is good.

Why Sir Metal Seal got ton of shitty HP

Like you need hit him 22k times before he's dead without critters

I tf cat sitter cuz I thought it would make the sir metal seal in dead falls easier to beat and like a 10 stack wipe out bro in 12 seconds

Also closers to get ururun or whatever her name is

I was stuck trying to Brute force this sir metal seal for well over 10 minutes, then lost at 3% because of the H. Nahs

Hey well at least I got dark laser

Metal seal is very annoying when rng screws you up