After over an entire goddamn year, this wacky and ゴBizarreゴ journey has finally come to an end.
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This is the greatest level design of All Time. Incredible job, 10/10, you outdid yourself with this one, PONOS™️.
The Nova Blindspot Situation Is Crazy(It's Over...)
Sage of Life Dr. Nova Just Destroyed Her Career(She Is Done...)
...And... It's Done, It's Over, It's FINALLY Over. More than 1 year ago, I started this wack-ass journey, filled with joy, suffering, rolling a boulder up a moutain, anticipation of the next update may or not having been the conclusion of 4* UL, and inability to properly deal with berserkories. It's finally fucking done.
Let's Fucking GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
To my absolute surprise, Mecha-Bun worked very damn fucking well here, the comeback of the century. I boosted him to lvl 50 and I didn't regret it at all.
It's kinda poetic how a unit you get at the end of SoL that serves virtually no purpose to you due to his design, ends up being an unironically good pick at the end of UL.
And as for the lvl itself... Welp, it was pretty difficult at first, I even had to use a rich cat for it, but In The End, it doesn't even ma- I mean, it was kinda underwhelming. I was expecting a Slave Knight Gael-lvls of a bossfight from this lvl, but oh well. I just accidentally managed to pin Nova to her base and absolutely blast the shit out of her with Bri'ish cat, A. Baha and Mecha-Bun(and it turned out that this is kinda how you're supposed to beat this lvl, at least how the majority did it). I will say that this lvl's design is pretty interesting, though. It's made so that you can't use the UL Legend units that carried you through all the relic lvls due to Nova's absolutely crackhead fucking damage paired with her explosion(that Lasvoss in't immune to 😔😔😔) dealing an additional 100% of her damage to most of the units. Idk what else to say about this lvl. Nova's design is an absolute 12/10, it's fucking incredible, a big reference to Ass of Chaos from Dark Souls and that one Elden Ring boss(I forgot its name 😔) paired with a big-ass hammer, it's just amazing. The background is fucking peak as well, the decayed tree looks so fucking epic, I'm gonna make it my home in my Hardcore Minecraft World. Though, I'm kinda sad that there was no new BGM or at least a different enemy base, would have been pretty cool to see one.
Man, She is so fucking beautiful. All of this starred UL hell... all for this...
And it was very damn fucking well worth it. May her true form in 2069 outperform Erotic Uril. Gonna be using her in my generalist lineup instead of Phono 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
I originally wanted to do the stage without Idi but the fuckass othom forced me to use her.
Oh, and speaking of Idi...
I did her True Form Invasion Stage with Nova because why not
Her True Form looks like it could have been her 2nd form and vice-versa 💀
She has become death, destroyer of relics.
And since I am finally fucking Bidone with ALL of UL and its bullfuckingshit, I can finally do what I wanted to do since August of last year:
My Man, My Myth, My Legend. It's high time he gets the NP he deserves.
This is the greatest talent of All Time.
And as for this one... I'll think about it before irreversibly changing such a big stat in My Boi.
My ultimate wet dream.
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It's done, it's finally fucking done.
09.03.2022 - 09.03.2023 - 20.07.2023 - 26.09.2023 - 01.10.2024 - 23.10.2024, after two and a half goddamn years of UL, both regular and starred, ups and downs, endless rage and frustration, misery and desperation, horror and hopelessness, countless resources, catseyes, leaderships, items, most specifically, rich cats, I'm done, FINALLY. FUCKING. DONE. With starred UL, and all of the fucking enemies I have met throughout this journey as well. Holy fucking fuck, I can't believe it's finally JoJover. Out of the combo units, most of which I couldn't use due to the restrictions, I'd like to give Shoutout to Lasvoss, Li'l Nyandam and Radical Cat for being the GOATS for their combo, as well as Kunio-Kun and Rich Cat III, they saved me countless times.
And as a farewell, I'll have this meme dedicated to UL, based on my experience:
I hear kittens meow
I watch them grow
They'll learn much more
Than I'll ever know
And I think to myself
What A Nyan-derful World...
Yes, I think to myself,
What A Nyan-derful World...
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Thanks yall(except for 1 individual) for joining the pinglist and being with me on this journey all this time🐣🤌
This trip truly was fun, wasn't it? So much happened. Those 3 years really were fun.
I did, in fact, Have A Good Time Here.