I’ll give you a few of my own.
”It’s not my fault I killed your wife!”
”Don’t make fun of me for being smarter than you; make fun of yourself for being dumber than me.”
“Sweet monotony”
”Top of the mornin’, ya bloody wanker!”
”I hate hypocrites. And I hate people who say they hate people.”
”My boyfriend keeps calling me gay. Is there anything I can do about that?”