Absolute Defence is the second Crazed Cat Stage. It appears on the 6th of every month.
- 33.3 seconds into the battle, three Gories will spawn.
- 67.3 seconds into the battle, three Owlbrows will spawn.
- 100.7 seconds into the battle, three Duches will spawn.
- All of the enemies stated above will respawn infinitely, in groups of three every minute and forty seconds.
- Every 2 to 20 seconds, Snaches will spawn.
- When the base reaches 99% HP, the main boss, Crazed Tank Cat, spawns.
Lineup: Mohawk Cat, Eraser Cat, Crazed Macho Cat, another meatshield, Dragon Cat, Bahamut Cat and any other cats with a range longer than 390, otherwise Crazed Tank will kill the unit immediately. If possible, use cats with Knockback abilities, such as Ururun Wolf.
Begin the battle and turn off the Cat CPU immediately. Save up money, summon Bahamut and attack the enemy base. When Crazed Tank Cat comes out, turn on the Cat CPU and the battle should be won automatically from there. Long Distance units will be able to hit the base behind the enemy units they aim at, meaning the battle might be won before the Crazed Tank is killed.
Battle Items: Rich Cat and Sniper the Cat
Upon starting the battle, leave Sniper the Cat on to kill Snaches until the Gories come out. When they get halfway to the Cat Base, start spawning meatshields, as well as Paris Cat and King Dragon Cat. When the Gories die, take your time in killing the Owlbrows - when they die, the Duches should have caught up. Keep spawning meatshields and Paris Cats occasionally until your wallet is full. Then spam everything you've got and, by the time you attack the base, the Crazed Tank Cat will come out.
Don't ever stop spamming the meatshields, and keep spawning King Dragon Cat, Paris Cat, Macho Leg Cat and Jamiera Cat. If you are low on money, just spawn Macho Legs and meatshields to stop the other enemies. Eventually you should kill the Crazed Tank or destroy the base, and you've won the stage.
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