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- This article is about the original release. For the new "version", see The Battle Cats.
Battle Cats was a tower-defense game developed by PONOS for Android and iOS platforms. It was deleted from both the US Google Play Stores and the App Store.
Contents
Opening
- "In (current year), the USA launched a secret project. To wake up Japanese people from being too peaceful, their new weapon was sent into Japan. Code name "Battle Cats".
- Japanese people are too kind and nice to use cruelty weapons to the Battle Cats…
- Only because of their cuteness..
- Yes, Japanese leading-edge weapons are useless against Battle Cats.
- By the way, I Saw the developer of the Battle Cats was interviewed on TV...
- The interviewer asked, "Why is the new weapon a Cat?"
- He answered: "I love pussy cats".
- I know, it's insane..
- My terrible hand writing made me stop writing this letter.
- I have forgotten how bad my writing was,
- My biggest mistake was that I wasn't sure who to write to.
- When I look back on time, I used to have a dream becoming a major leaguer
- Becoming a millionaire by running a SNS business is the dream I have now
- Can't buy me love?
- YES or NO
- In either case,
- I want to tell you one thing
- "Battle Cats" are not really bad.
- ...That's all I want to say at the moment."
Characters
Cat Units
Cat Units only included the 9 Normal Cats, purchasable Special Cats, Valkyrie Cat, Bahamut Cat and Moneko. Most of the descriptions and names are changed in The Battle Cats. The only special ability in the game was "Strong against Red Enemies".
| Name (Normal) | Name (Evolved) | Category | Description (Normal) | Description (Evolved) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cat | Macho Cat | Normal | Basic and low cost. | Well-trained muscle is his selling point. |
| Tank Cat | Wall Cat | Normal | Tough. But the attack power is chicken feed. | Solid defense ability. Attack power is still poor. |
| Axe Cat | Brave Cat | Normal | Combat mania. Especially strong against red enemies. | Hero-wannabe. Especially strong against red enemies. |
| Gross Cat | Beautiful Legs Cat (Sexy Legs Cat) | Normal | Able to do very a powerful long range attack. Has a top-class attack power. | Too beautiful legs are their pride. Top-class attack power. |
| Cow Cat | Giraffe Cat | Normal | He is quick witted and can do multiple attacks. | Run like the wind. His head-banging is only Rock'n Roll! |
| Bird Cat | UFO Cat | Normal | Low stamina. Strong attack power. | Overriding gravity. Able to attack enemies in a lump. |
| Fish Cat | Whale Cat | Normal | One of the best attacker. Being unremarkable is his only one fault. Especially strong against red enemies. | Became a carnivorous whale. Especially strong against red enemies. |
| Lizard Cat | Dragon Cat | Normal | Able to attack enemies in long range. One of the best long range attacker. | Came from the fantasy world. One of the best shooter. |
| Giant Warrior Cat (Titan Cat) | Mythical Giant Cat (Mythical Titan Cat) | Normal | High class unit. Extreme attack power and stamina. | Lord of destruction. Extreme attack power and stamina. Top-class unit. |
| God Cat (The Cat God) | N/A | Special | When you are in trouble you can activate God's miracle! | N/A |
| Ninja Cat | Frog Ninja Cat (Ninja Frog Cat) | Special | Professional Ninja. Especially strong against red enemies. | So now he can a summon big frog. Stronger than Axe-Cat and especially strong against red enemies. |
| Sumo Cat | Madame the Sumo (Madame Sumo) | Special | Tough and better attack power than Tank-Cat. Use him as your shield. Attacks multiple enemies at once. | Now he is on her new stage. Outperforms Tank-Cat. Attacks multiple enemies at once. |
| Samurai Cat | Knight Cat | Special | He is simply honest to go his Bushido. Good attack power and good defending power. An all-round cat. | Now he knows what chivalry is. Good attack and defending power. An all-round cat. |
| Zombie Cat | Devil Cat | Special | A student from a film school. Taking special makeup effects course. | He learned a makeup technique to become devil. It's more difficult than zombie one. |
| Pack of Cats (Cats in a Box) | Gang Cat (Cat Gang) | Special | Homeless cats. Their dash attack is very strong. | The homeless cats became gangsters. Their dash attack is very strong. |
| Afro Cat (Boogie Cat) | Carnival Cat (Samba Cat) | Special | His dancing makes everyone happy. Low cost. Let's Cat time! | A dancing cat who makes everyone happy. The cost is low so you can operate mass production. |
| Bondage Cat | Super Bondage Cat (Bondage CatNEO) | Special | He willingly becomes a shield at the risk of hurting his body. Confident of stamina. | He is seeking for more pain now. Especially strong against red enemies. |
| SM Cat (Dom Cat) | Executioner | Special | She works in an office during day time. M-Cat is her customer in this side business. A quick attacker and strong against red enemies. | She hates lakes. A mid-range attacker. Especially strong against red enemies. |
| Kung Fu Cat | Drunken Kung Fu Cat (Drunken Master Cat) | Special | A specialist in middle-range attacks. | Master of Drunken-Kung Fu. |
| Actress Cat | Mother Cat | Special | She maintains a high level of professionalism. Use this cat with Beautiful Legs Cat! A valuable cat that can attack in wide and long range! | Her heart is filled with motherly love. Use her with Beautiful Legs Cat! A valuable cat that can attack in wide and long range! |
| Bicycle Cat (Tricycle Cat) | Wild Cat (Biker Cat) | Special | The fastest cat. Regular participant of Tour de France. | Ride around a motor bike now. Born to be wild! |
| Skirt Cat | Tight Cat (Tights Cat) | Special | This lovely skirt is his favorite. Attacks in long range. Advanced version of Gross-Cat. | He thinks the underwear is new protective equipment. Attacks in long range. Advanced version of Gross-Cat. |
| Panties Cat | Happa Cat (Leaf Cat) | Special | The cold weather is nothng against his cold proof underwear. Attacks in long range. Advanced version of Gross-Cat. | Especially sensitive for protecting his weak point. Attacks in long range. Advanced version of Gross-Cat. |
| Mr. | Super Mr. | Special | Mr. from Mr. popular games is here now! He surges towards enemies and fire his machine gun wildly! | Mr. from Mr. popular games is here now! He surges towards enemies and fire his bazooka wildly! |
| Valkyrie Cat | Great Valkyrie Cat (True Valkyrie Cat) | Special | A fighting venus. Heaven sent the spear for her. | This is her real form. She is suffering from sexual harassment from God Cat. |
| Bahamut Cat | Beyond Bahamut Cat (Crazed Bahamut Cat) | Special | A legendary ancient weapon that destroyed the world once. | Now it's clear that this is the legendary ancient weapon that destroyed the world once. It still has great destructive power. |
| MONEKO (Moneko) | Super MONEKO (Miss MONEKO) | Special | A shy girl. Very unhappy. (old) Hoping to become an idol/idle, she sings everyday to live up to the expectations of her fans. |
She loved God Cat. She still loves God Cat. (old) A single flower that blooms in the world. Aiming to become a super star at full speed! |
Enemy Units
There were 23 Enemy Units in Battle Cats. Most of the names and descriptions are changed in later "versions" of The Battle Cats. Since the game had only 2 enemy types: Traitless and Red, enemies like Mooth and Assassin Bear are listed as Traitless. Enemies you encountered were recorded into Dictionary (renamed into Encyclopedia when you met enough enemies).
| Name | Category | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Doggy (Doge) | Traitless | Lovely Shiba-Dog and Battle Cat's rival. Hopefully going to university this year. |
| Snake (Snache) | Traitless | He uses water colors for body painting.
So, he hates water. This has got nothing to do with the in game content. |
| Stick Guys (Those Guys) | Traitless | They first made each other's acquaintance on facebook. By the way, they are quite rich. |
| Hippo (Hippoe) | Traitless | This dangerous Bi-sexual hippo has confidence in stamina and power. She has multi-attack skill. |
| Penguin (Jackie Peng) | Traitless | He loves watching Kan-Fu movies and wanna be a Hollywood Star. His Kang-Fu is self taught. |
| Gorilla (Gory) | Traitless | He was kicked out from the zoo because of his scary face. Now he is a NEET, alcoholic and gambleholic. |
| Baa Baa | Traitless | Being ordinary is his complex. So he take comedy skill lessons in a university. |
| Croco | Traitless | He was saved by Dundee. Took many licenses by correspondence education. |
| Elephant (Le'boin) | Traitless | His idol girl is chubby with big tits. Loves collecting porn magazines. |
| Kangaroo (Kang Roo) | Traitless | He wanted to be a boxer. But his dream failed...because he is a kangaroo. What a tragedy kangaroo. |
| Squirrel (Squire Rel) | Traitless | She speaks an original English. Unfortunately, she taught us English. |
| Moth (Mooth) | Traitless | He dreamed he will become a beautiful butterfly in the future. Now he knows the truth and became an angry youngster. |
| Teacher Bear | Traitless | A kinder garden teacher. He loves children but his sharp fist is a terror for children. |
| Elizabitch (Pigge) | Red | Loves going to the tanning salon and that's why her skin is red. Born in an organic policy farm. |
| Sir Baby Seal (Sir Seal) | Red | Just moved from the country side to the city area. To appeal himself, he dyed his body hair red. |
| Smart Rabbit (B.B.Bunny) | Red | Quit a major company and is managing four companies now. Aspires to obtain a mayor position. |
| Rhinoceros (One Horn) | Red | Working at a firehouse. Due to his moving speed, he never made it to the site of the fire. |
| Big Face (The Face) | Traitless | A too hard diet made his body vanish. Nobody knows why he is floating. |
| Shy Boy | Red | He is very shy. Although he is very good at singing, He has never sung in front of people. |
| Assasin Bear (Assassin Bear) | Traitless | He was born to be an assasin. The economic depression resulted less jobs for him. They say 1million for 1kill. |
| Signboard Girl (Ms. Sign) | Traitless | Family structure is father, mother, brother and a patron. she is a slut. |
| Dark Emperor Nyandum (Dark Emperor Nyandam) | Traitless | He cannot drink alcohol and that annoys him. So he is pretending he is drinking alcohol. The glass is actually filled with coffee jelly. |
| Bun Bun Teacher (Teacher Bun Bun) | Traitless | Teacher of the Teacher-Bear. His physical punishment is love. Don't think. Feel! |
Levels and Stages
Battle Cats featured 3 Main Chapters from Empire of Cats, and Challenge Battle.
The Main Chapters took place in Japan, with each of the stages named after a prefecture in Japan. All of the names and treasures were the same as those found in BCJP.
Trivia
- Despite it being "taken down", the game was instead updated in Japan to become the current Japanese version.
- The game had a feature that allowed players to tap multiple unit boxes at once and let chosen units come out simultaneously. This was not retained in later "versions".
