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Looks good?

Idk wut to do so oof I think I'm def

Now I'm going to yeet into the future... If a had xp to lvl up

For a merciless level it seemed pretty merciful to me, smh.

This took long since I did gimmick stages without knowing those were gimmick stages.

This is pointless to try to beat a niche level with generic cats. No retry until I gain 4 more stars...

What the hell is with those Mola enemies? This Ayumi Manbosaki is mega boosted in last stage.

4M320K health and 99990 DMG is the stats of this sunfish in last stage...

1 month closed...

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Tabs are TEDIOUS, but I mastered them:

Somebody write to me and join me in my chorus of complaining to the cat god that I CANT NOT GET THE WHALE CAT

What's your dojo rank percentage and how did you do it?

(mine was 5% with this:

This A methodology for debating on how good is a cat alone or compared to others (for me):

Feel free to suggest or comment anything.

DO YOU?!

I mean, what better way there is to celebrate with myself for reaching a thousand edits in this Wiki, other than making a blog post about it?

Like, what pratical values does it hold at all? Will anyone even gonna acknowledge a blog's existence? Pretty useless if you ask me!

Anyway, making a blog post for every 1k edits is now my thing (for a long run?)

Next stop, 2k edits (which I doubt is even going to happen this year)!

'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Megidora the Explorer Emperor? I thought not. It's not a story the average Batl Ka player would tell you. It's a DE legend. Darth Megidora was a Dark Lord of Dragonkind, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the air to delet the floating enemies... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the DEs he cared about from being treated like tresh. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Masamune everything he knew, then Masamune (Ft.Some video from the fourth release of some …

*Do note that this wasn't my idea, a couple of youtubers did videos on this

Heyo! This blog post is somewhat irrelevent and purely opinion. I don't know why I decided to post it here, maybe because it's the only site related to games I'm active on (FANDOM) or maybe because I don't feel like I've made many significant and major edits here, without delay, I'll get into this list.

Cuphead:

Cuphead is famous for being delayed, repeatedly, and a lot of people got angry about that. But once it got released, you realised that the reason was that the ENTIRE game was hand drawn. It combines the overall game difficulty and the authenticity of it creating a long lasting and unique game

God of War:

A classic roleplaying game and a game of the year, God of …

Merlin is a Black enemy that appears uncommonly. It's debut stage is Zoology Hazard despite being an Event stage. This enemy does not exist in game and is a custom creation. All art and stats were made by me, even the custom stages of Zoology Hazard. Please provide feedback.

This page is unfinished. Please do not take what is missing and judge it for simply not being finished. Consider this a WIP (work in progress). What is currently missing:

• Art for Merlin
• More stages to include
• Appropriate Links

Similar to Shadow Boxer K as a fast attacking threat, but is a huge threat in comparison. Tons of health and damage, the easy way to abuse this enemy is despite the attacks are fast and incredibly deadly, he will do multiple strikes before being able t…

Safari Cat is a Rare Cat that can be unlocked when beating Zoology Hazard. This cat does not exist in game and is a custom creation. All art and stats were made by me, even the custom stages of Zoology Hazard and Safari Awakens! Please provide feedback.

Evolves into Explorer Cat at level 10.

Evolves into Bullwhip Cat when obtained by the Safari Awakens! Stages (may be dropped on the first stage but guaranteed on the second stage) and is level 20 or above.

• Fast attack rate.
• Decent attack power and high DPS.
• Strong against Black enemies.
• Good health
• True form grants Area Attack, hypersonic attack rate, higher range, and a chance to survive a lethal strike (50%).

• Somewhat slow movement speed.
• Very short ranged attacks, somewhat so in true form.
• Single-Tar…

the use of this blog is for communication between my two accounts and doesn't have any relevancy to other users meaning this ain't your business スターフィリバスター

-500 energy

enemies:

ginger snacche{red,3,500%}

capy{2,000%,red}

Cray.Z[NEW AND BOSS ENEMIY,RELIC,METAL AND 2,000%}

Reccomended cats:

Catasaurus,Thamaturge,Gato Amigo,a.bahamut,Paris,Megadora,cyberpunk and manic mohawk,macho legs,manic macho legs,Lil jaimera,Crazed king dragon,eraser,crazed eraser,megaphrodiate,and peach devils

Whenever i open Battle Cats the loading screen is suck and won't let me play the game. Sometimes if i exit out the app and come back it works, but it's not consistent. I have tried everything including reinstalling the app(i have the recovery code) but nothing works.

Does someone know how to fix this?

In your opinion, which is better: Togelan/Shishilan or Lasvoss (I would do a poll but I don’t know how or if it is even possible, leave your answer in the comments)

Editing User blog:Wall Kitty/Blog post title

Battle Cats Fandom, a painfully bad community for such a good game, has some problems which at this rate nobody has even bothered to try to whip them to shape. There's nothing but controversy anywhere, a literal hierarchy amongst players, where the meta matters more than people's opinion. This isn't just about new people with flawed asf opinions originated from little game knowledge (This isn't really a bad thing though, since let's remember we were like this back in the day), but also old players with the "always right" opinion. While I may be slightly biased in some points (and some of them being based off from bad experiences I've had in those communities), this is pretty much my view since I'm usually lurking around and hearing the tho…

This is my opinion about Special abilities (both Cat and Enemy), feel free to comment :))

Cat abilities:

Single: shit

Area: half the shit

Long Distance: feel free to be SNIPED

Onmi-strike: you shall not pass

Stronk Against: li'l colored Power (the color enemy has, the color Power has)

Massive Damage: chonky Power

Resistant: SHIELDED

Knockback: how do i describe this? Fly at the bay?

Extra Money: greedy bois

Base Destroyer: FUS-RO-DAH!!!!

Critical: normally just x2 the base dmg, but keep Metal at bay

Wave Attack: change from Single to Area, the target got Savage Blowed for x2 dmg

(also Cannon Wave Attack: your only Spell Card skill that can use infinitely)

Attack Only: Triple the shit

Strengthen: eat more Power!!!

Survive: you cheated the rule of nature

Immu…

Class: Rare

Level 10 Evolution: Matrix Cat

Level 30 Evolution: Virus Cat

Catfruit needed to evolve to True Form: 5x Purple Catfruit, 5x Purple Seeds

Level 1 Power: Powerful against Aliens and StarAliens

Level 10 Power:  Powerful against Aliens and StarAliens, Resistant to Aliens and StarAliens

Level 30 Power: Powerful against Aliens and StarAliens, Resistant to Aliens and StarAliens, Able to teleport enemies back to their base

version 9.1

ponos drunk again...

so yeah, we got another advent boss(es), and i will talk about 494's Poison ability

100% to steal 40% cat HP? (max HP), so every single unit get hit by 494 will survive at least 3 hit (even Resistant ability = R.I.P King Gaymereon)

but her base attack doesn't allow it... (4000 dmg/hit is same as Black spin)

=> with 494 single attack, she will wipe out most of your units' HP (even one shot it)

(if they still alive, Sir Rel will clean for her) => no meatshield => R.I.P money and base

so if you want proper meatshield (your cat units can't be one shoted)

they must at least: 4000 : 6/10 = 6666,66... ~ 6667 HP or more (if unit don't anti-angel)

2000 : 6/10 = 3333,33... ~ 3334 HP or more (if strong against)

1000 : 6/10 = 16…

So I finally beat Saint Red Fox and I just wanted to share my team and compare with others.  ive never posted on here before so forgive the mess

pARANOIApAM

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Tell me, I'm out of catfoods

Some strategies on the wiki have like 5 ubers. I think this is rediculous and we should get rid of them, tell me your thoughts down below

Hello! First time writing a blog here (or ever, for that matter...). I was just asking for people's opinion on a certain unit, that unit being Kung-Fu cat. I recently saved my cat food from grinding SoL (I'm F2P lol) and I bought all of the special cats, including Kung-Fu cat. I find this unit to be exceptional when placed with my Seafarer and Housewife cats, so I use him in my general lineup. I hope to be able to true form him eventually, but I've tried his stage in the past and have had some issues with it. Is it wise to go through the trouble of keeping Kung-Fu cat and true-forming him for my general lineup, or is Kung-Fu cat not a good cat to true-form at the moment because of some flaws I haven't noticed (besides the one knockback). T…

Hi does anyone know of any other cat/enemy unit that laughs besides Myrcia and Red Riding Mina?

I recently finished ITF ch1 and i have enough catfood for 11 draw

Which uber collection should i spend it on?

I love me some good Souma the Boy Who Desires Happiness, and Cat

I was wondering recently, has enyone ever thoght about using autoclicker to watch ads? Because if my calculations are correct you would earn about 500 catfood overnight(~8 hours) And my main question is Could i get banned for this?

Hi, all! I just found this awesome website and I think it could help me alot. So far, I have completed EoC and up to Kenya on ItF 1.My UR and LRs are Thundia, Coppermine and Headmistress Jeanne. I have Bahamut at lvl 20.  I am User Rank 679 and somehow, I have unlocked Crazed Cat/Crazed Macho. Are there any other crazed levels i should go for or should I wait?

Catburger tried to XP spam. Now too expensive and put aside. Went on a wiki to find a solution. Lost: Life. Help needed. Hates Grammarly interference when writing Battle Cats descriptions. Massive damage against evolved and nonevolved units. Is a player killer.(Crazy Screaming Boom Boom Death Star Regretful Explode Spirit Bomb Davy Crocket System Fallout Hate my Life Universe Destroyer Bam Bam wHY Is BrAndON miNinG CorPs NeXt DoOr Attack)

About to beat chapter 2 moon of empire of cats! I'm stuck on Hawaii though... any suggestions? (Completed)

So we all have heard the story of the high castle dood who lives at the top of the sky and makes us question if Ganglion is the actual dragonkind godfather or him, or the theory that Bahamut's Grandma is an almighty being that gave birth to all the good and the bad (And to tasty cookies). The one that became one with some castle on top of the mortal realms like a bootleg world turtle or some crap yadda yadda castle corrupted by cool Dragon Nature yadda Flabber is a dumb ginger...

Yeah he sounds cool and good and he's a Dragon Emperor automatically making him cool and good. So what be the shitty shit and the whole reason for retar bloggo to exist? Just Black Sun being a retar for the 39048304th time and doing gay DE canon though DE canon is …

Where on earth is the page of Mistress Cat?

I've been trying to find it for ages, but I can't

So, it's coming up to Halloween and then it is Christmas so here is a story.

It was September 30, 23:40 and Cat lay awake in it's cat bed, thinking about how tomorrow, it's nightmare would come true.

"October... the first true month I hate. Pumpcat really likes Halloween, and he ALWAYS makes everything Halloween-y," he said to itself. "Well, we all have to face our fears eventually. I might aswell go to sleep. The months have been going by in a flash, so before I know it this will all be over," Cat then drifted off, but shook in his sleep. 

The next day, Cat was the second to last one to wake up, while Pumpcat was the last one, for he stays asleep for a while his brain dicusses it's Halloween plans. While Cat was in his slumber, the other Bas…

I am being overly self consious, but am I a positive influence or am I just useless?

Please Comment

Title says it all. I won't go into all the details of the dream because the majority of it was pretty standard for me and irrelevant to the Battle Cats, so this'll be short.

I recall being surprised upon opening the Battle Cats to discover that a new update had been downloaded, despite the lack of forewarning because JP didn't get it weeks in advance. I don't remember if any stages or interface tweaks were made, just that the big deal about this update with the inclusion of '13' rarity units.

These so called 13 Rare units were similar to Legend Rares in that one was added to every Gacha, except all(?) 13 Rare units were added to the game simultaneously, and I'm unsure if they were more rare than Ubers. Some of them were just altered versions…

(sorandomik) This is a random b l o g ! just saying h e l o !

If you think i am dumb

type in the comments below

Note that list goes from 10 to 1

Shadow Boxer K was a very difficult pusher to deal with (before I got loads of anti black units,) and almost always come in swarms, despite this a good Paris stack should be enough to take care of him.

Camelle has abominable range and is not exactly a flimsy fellow either, fortunatly he has low-ish damage but this guy can make you change your loadout to range instead of damage.

JK Bun Bun outranges iCat and makes a mess of all of your ubers. He often comes out as a timed boss and the support he comes with is abominable

Tackey cuts out your consistant line of meatshields which can cause real problems because blacks are really fast pushers and he comes with black support. He has insane DPS for an LD unit and whil…

Ramiel is such a horrible person. In fact, Ramiel backwards is Leimar, which is pronounced Lame Are. It’s like a question. How Lame Are you, Ramiel? I will refer to Ramiel as Leimar from now on in this blog. If Leimar replies to this, here’s something for you: You cannot run from Judgement. In fact you cannot run from Doge or even from Firework Guys. And that’s only scratching the surface on how lame Leimar is. One last thing:
LEIMAR
LEIMAR
LEIMAR
Oh, and this blog will be updated more in the future.

Disclaimer: The following is a parody of the song, "Without Me," by Eminem. All references to users here are made for entertainment purposes only. 

"Hello, this is 911, what's your emergency?"

"WAAAAAAG! He's here again!"

"Who? Who's back on the wiki?"

"Ra-Ramiel's back at it again!"

"Aw shit, not again!"

Guess who's back, back for more,
Ramiel's back, but what for?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back...?

They've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Boby no more,
They want Ramiel, yeah he's gonna deliver,
Well if you want Ramiel, then this is what he'll show you,
A little bit of eggs mixed with some hard piss, 
Some words that will end my life quicker,
Then a …