Cubist Crimes is the first stage in Grotesque Gallery.
- Squire Rels, Doges, Snaches, Those Guys, and B.B.Bunnies are spammed infinitely from the beginning.
- After 60 seconds, infinite 4000% Brollows are spammed. A second, separate wave starts on base hit.
Demonstrated video: 
The only way to beat this stage is to use a cat that can one-shot the enemy's base, such as Awakened Bahamut Cat.
Ultima Galaxy Cosmo + Unit Attack Up Combo ft. A. Bahamut
This strategy uses Unit Attack Up Combos and Rushing to the base using A.Bahamut
Row 1 : Unit Attack Up Combo Units, Ultima Galaxy Cosmo Row 2 : Fast Units like Lion, Manic/Crazed Lion, Fishman, Manic Macho Legs (For Wave), A. Bahamut
Items : Rich Cat
Immediately Spawn Manic/Crazed Lion, Followed up by other fast units to Build up Money for UGC, then spawn A. Bahamut for next money build up.
- The Brollows have the same strength magnification as the ones in Throne of Phone.