Cubist Crimes is the first stage in Grotesque Gallery.
- Squire Rels, Doges, Snaches, Those Guys, and B.B.Bunnies are spammed infinitely from the beginning.
- After 60 seconds, infinite 4000% Brollows are spammed. A second, separate wave starts on base hit.
Demonstrated video: 
The only way to beat this stage is to use a cat that can one-shot the enemy's base, such as Awakened Bahamut Cat.
Ultima Galaxy Cosmo + Unit Attack Up Combo ft. A. Bahamut
This strategy uses Unit Attack Up Combos and Rushing to the base using A.Bahamut
Row 1 : Unit Attack Up Combo Units, Ultima Galaxy Cosmo Row 2 : Fast Units like Lion, Manic/Crazed Lion, Fishman, Manic Macho Legs (For Wave), A. Bahamut
Items : Rich Cat
Immediately Spawn Manic/Crazed Lion, Followed up by other fast units to Build up Money for UGC, then spawn A. Bahamut for next money build up.
Whatever you use, ONLY WAY to win this is to ONE-SHOT THE BASE WITHIN A MIN.
- The Brollows have the same strength magnification as the ones in Throne of Phone.