- At the start of the battle, a Metal A$$hole will spawn with 2 more that follow after 6.7 seconds and 10 seconds.
- After 16.7 seconds, the boss, A$$face, will spawn.
- After 30 seconds, 5 Bich Nigas will spawn, delay 5~10 seconds.
- After 80 seconds, 5 more Bich Nigas will spawn, delay 10~20 seconds.
- After 100 seconds, 2 Super Metal Sh1theads will spawn, delay 3.3 seconds.
- After 183.3 seconds, the main threat, 1 Sir A$$hole Seal, will spawn.
The key to success here is killing the A$$hole Seal; do that while your base isn't about to be destroyed and you basically win. As for A$$face, dealing damage to him can wait, so any damage dealt before only serves to knock him back.
Modified Noodle Cat and Modern Cat are great meatshields, while 2 Modified Soba Cats can take away most of SMS's hp.
Hacks/Modifications are recommended, as well as the holy blast.