Procrastinator Parade is the fourth stage in Cutpurse Coast.
- An R. Ost is spawned after 20, 50, and 90 seconds.
- On base hit, Camelle is spawned as the boss with:
- Infinite Squire Rels, stack every 10~30 seconds.
- 1 R. Ost.
- 7 R. Osts, stack every 8.7~12 seconds260~360f.
- 4 R. Osts, stack every 20~23.3 seconds600~700f.
- Infinite R. Osts, stack every 50 seconds.
Ururun Wolf combined with ranged Cats like Macho Legs, King Dragon and variants, protected by 4 meatshields are enough to stall everything here. Using Cats that outrange Camelle will speed up the battle a lot.
Strategy 1 (ft. Aphrodite)
Battle Items: Cat CPU (Optional)
This strategy is all about using Aphrodite to snipe the Camelle. Stall at the beginnning of the level to gain money, then kill the 3 R. osts. Once the base is reached, let your cats die and lure them to the middle of the stage. After this, send out some meatshields, Aphrodite, Paris, Cyberpunk and Drama. Eventually, Camelle will die to Aphrodite after a few hits. After this, just let the CPU run and finish the stage.
Lineup: Crazed Cat / Manic Mohawk (Any Level), Eraser (20+20), Manic Eraser (30), Thaumaturge (30), Manic Macho Legs (30), A Rusher (EX: Manic Lion, Maglev, Fishman, etc.) (30), Macho Legs (20+20), King Dragon (20+20), Manic King Dragon (30), Cyberpunk (30).
Start by waiting for your wallet to fill up. Once r. ost is close to your base and you have 6000c, start spamming meatshields and your main attackers (dual legs and dragons) to knockback the r. ost. Once the first r. ost is dead and the second one is crippled, stop spawning meatshields. Let the second r. ost pick off your meatshields, then have the third (final one before base hit) kill your attackers. If the third r. ost knocks back more than 2 times from your dragon and legs stack, just soft reset and try again. Once the final r. ost is close to your base, start spawning meatshields and thaumaturge, and also start stacking cyberpunks. Remember that once r. ost is weakened, just manic erasers is enough to stall it. From here, build up cash and stack more, but remember they MUST be desynced in order to perma slow. This means you should spawn a cyberpunk after the previous one in the chain's laser dissapears during their foreswing, or when their arm goes down onto the chair to the right of yourself. Remember that thaumaturge slowly chips down r. ost, so you MUST get the best out of your cyberpunk stack. Eventually (usually once you stacked your fifth cyberpunk) the r. ost will die. Spawn your rusher immediately (and also start to spawn your dual legs and dragons along with meatshields) to trigger the boss wave. Once the boss is out, meatshield like hell and spam everything you have unless you're low on cash, when in that case only spawn meatshields. Your cyberstack will perma slow the horde of r. ost, so use your attackers and cannon to knock them back in case they will get into your stack's blindspot (because their high knockback counts give them periods where if you are not careful they can run past the perma slow and kill your run). Just slowly kill everything (The camelle is not a problem) and eventually, when the r. osts stop spamming, you have won the stage! Keep in mind that you have to be careful if you use cat cpu since there are periods where all your units are fully recharged and you have about 2000c left.