Skirting Danger: Hard is the first stage in Skirt Awakens!.
About 30 seconds, a Loincloth Cat spawns.
Later, two more Loincloth Cats spawn.
When the base reaches 650,000 HP, more Loincloth Cats will be spawned.
After 20 minutes, Ms. Sign spawns.
Strategy 1 (Lots of patience)
Items: Cat CPU, Treasure Radar (Use after first clear to make sure you don't lose and waste it.)
Strategy: At the beginning, start spamming meat shields and ramen. DO NOT GO OVERBOARD WITH MEAT SHIELDS. After the first Loincloth Cat spawns start spamming meat shields and upgrading your worker cat, Once the base gets to 650k health, a wave of Loincloth Cats come out, start spamming meat shields to slow them down. Once you have a decent amount of money turn on the Cat CPU. If you start getting low on money, turn off the Cat CPU and spam the meat shields. Jamiera should tank and Dragon should kill Gabriel and Doge Dark. Then, the Loincloth Cats will slowly die from Hacker Cat. It's a limited amount of Loincloth Cat that spawns, so you shouldn't need to worry about more spawning. Just be patient and you will win.
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IMPORTANT NOTE: You need to have at least level 10 on meat shields and level 20 attackers, as well as true forming Titan Cat.
The video below has the info needed