I've beaten Teacher Bun Bun (pretty easy with dragon, delinquent, and valkyrie), have gotten pretty far into the future (stuck at chapter 1 nasa), and have lion and unicycle cat. I am also pretty close to getting eraser and skelecat as well. battle cats is my favorite ios game, and one of my favorites of all time.
Ive got all the empire of cats treasures, im at bamboo island, not having much trouble yet. i cant get the 2nd star on sea of tuna or western street though. use sexy legs, dragon cat, paris cat if u have it, and anything else long ranged, and tank + macho cat for cave fillet. save up to max worker cat and wallet before summoning bun bun.
Dumpy Cave was pretty tough on Bamboo Island. If you can get the third star on Swimming Cats though, you can probably beat Dumpy Cave.
Every other stage wasn't that hard for me.
Also, I'm on Beached Mammals (Second stage in Low Tide Beach, sub-chapter 16). Pretty hard stage.
im already at vulkanos volcanoes, just beat volcanic defender. the bun bun/shy boy combo was pretty damn tough. im dreading the final stage, as it costs almost twice as much energy. i cant wait for ururun wolf either. my line up is:
Eraser cat(20+10), macho cat(20+8), paris cat(30), Dragon cat(20+8), Jamiera cat(20+10), Hacker cat(19), Valkyrie cat(20), Bahamut cat(20), Nekoluga(12), and i switch between Jurrasic cat(25+1)(for metal intense stages), Sadako cat(15)(for floating-intense stages), Gentleman cat(25)(for red-intense stages), and sexy legs cat(20+9) for any other stages. I also occasionally use some anti-black rares when needed.
Ethanlac: Cave Fillet was quite tough. Sorry I forgot to respond to you, busy with things.
I've never had much trouble with Bun Bun: I have lots of anti-floating cats, so I've really never been too aware of their difficulty.
Larky: Wow. Nice lineup. The last stage really isn't very tough: Just bring eraser cat to stall as a meatshield, and fill the rest with long-Rangers.
Unknown cat and Hacker Cat help a lot.
I used Delinquent Cat a lot, because of his power and 40% chance to stop flying enemies. The TBB in Cave Fillet is jacked up to 600% strength, making him a formidable opposition. By the way, could I beat Dark Souls? I have Macho at 29, Eraser at 30, and most of my other basics at least to 27. I also have a max level Bahamut, and Dioramos.
Floating Continent page trivia: I actually created that page yesterday.
That one was annoying. I had to replay it twice to win. (Course I can do it easy now, dat Castaway Cat doe)
If you have anti-alien cats, use them. I estimate the Nimoy Bore to have 960000 HP and about 10000 damage.
I think Catburger's really kinda terrible. U should use boogie cat instead.
If you beat the Crazed Cat (Not gonna be easy, considering its 2.4 mil health, you can replace boogie cat with it, as Crazed Cat is super fast
I tried the Crazed Cat stage. Insanely difficult. If you have not beaten Nimoy Bore yet, don't even try, because you probably won't win.
2.4 mil health+7880 damage+very fast attack rate+Area Attack= DEATH
I tried the Crazed Cat stage. Insanely difficult. If you have not beaten Nimoy Bore yet, don't even try, because you probably won't win.
2.4 mil health+7880 damage+very fast attack rate+Area Attack= DEATH
The final hit on that bastard came not from Bahamut or a Valkyrie, but an Eraser Cat. Indeed, the rest of that battle comprised its life. That final faceplant was an exclamation mark to cap off the intense fighting that had happened before.
Just beat Trial Deep 3-star.
400% Master As are annoying. Plus all them peons kept blocking everything.
He was destroying my base. I had Sodom behind it, not expecting him to attack.
When suddenly, he started his attack animation, and hit the Master A, killing him. My base was left with 9500 somethings HP
Least I feel better about Pelican Island now.
I beat Beached Mammals too.
Once Bore and J.K. died, the Bun Bun Black was very easy.
I'm probably not gonna work on getting Crazed Cat, Boogie Cat works for now.
What I am gonna work on is getting Crazed Cow, Bird, Fish, and Titan. Only ones I actually want.
Another uber would work too.
YASSSSS!!!!! I BEAT IT!!!! OMG MY HANDS ARE SHAKING SO HARD!!!!!!!
Whats even better! I didnt even kill crazed tank!!!!! Unknown cat and sniper the cat powerup pushed him allthe way back, and an occasional bahaumut cat would hit the base. the 5 hacker cats i had out were also hitting it, and 4/5 of them were killed with 1 hitpoint left, but the last one destroyed the base!!!!!
ikr! i wish i knew how much health i got him down to. im still happy i won though. debating wether or not to continue with the crazed stages, cuz theyre sucking up my xp. if i beat the next crazed stage, ill have 3 crazed cats not at max level. ugh.
You guys planning on going for Crazed Gross?
This weekends gonna be my farming weekend. Aiming to get all my ubers lv20, and at least 1 more true form.
I also beat Alcatraz last night. That Dober+Celeboodle combo was a pain.
Unfortunately, I am now stuck on the first level of Jail Break Tunnel.
(Wah Wah Wah)
Beached Mammals is a ridiculous hard level. I was stuck on that one for FOREVER.
I beat it by replaying it over and over.
If you have anti-floating ubers, that is helpful.
If not, that's bad.
Watch Nurse Wuffa's video. That should help. Just take out the Bore, and it becomes much easier.
Use every anti-floating cats you have. If you have a Rich Cat, bring it in. Kill the Shy Boys quickly, they give lots of money for fighting TBB. Once the Shy Boys are dead, use the normal strategy for Bun Bun. It might take longer, but be patient.
Dead Falls: Bad. Luckily I set my time to tomorrow, beat Red Cyclone, and got Space Cat
OMG IM PISSED!! so i had 1 treasure radar, 2 max wallets, and 2 sniper the cats, so i fought the first stage to get gato amigo using a max wallet and a sniper the cat. then, i turned the treasure radar on and attacked it again, but I ATTACKED THE SECOND LEVEL AND WASTED ALL MY POWERUPS SO I HAS NO GATO AMIGO!!!!!
I beat Pit Falls without the use of Crazeds or True Forms. Bring Rich Cat and use dragon to slowly kill The Face, then black nyandam should spawn. Slowly kill sloths using paris and dragon. When all sloths are dead, spam all your attackers. A wave of Assassin bears should come out, but using the cat cannon will save you.
I've got an anti-alien uber, an anti-floating uber, and Castaway.
I got to the boss once. But I got her down to 93%
As for Floating Continent, I have Akira, Castaway, and Psychocat.
Nimoy Bore is frozen about 90% of the time. And Psychocat helps to slow him until he gets stopped again.
Without any anti-alien ubers (Or Castaway) Floating Continent is extremely hard.
Eh, for a while I just had Moneko. Then I got Island Cat and started working on Cyclones.
I also noticed that you have Delinquent Cat.
If you have cats that stop or slow floating like Shaman, Delinquent, or Bodhisattva, the cyclones are a lot easier than they seem. Just spam meatshields, get a couple Bahamuts, and spam all cats that stop or slow floating.
With that, you can pretty much beat the first three cyclones.
I did not know that the aura gets weaker. And thank you. Crazed Fish really wasn't that hard. Island Cat took out Super Metal Hippo almost instantly, and my ubers and Bahamut destroyed the base before the Crazed Fishes would kill us.
I also believe that you can now beat Crazed Tank. Just make use of XP stages in the meantime. The last stage gives over 200k XP
Also, try turning off in-game music and listening to Youtube in the background. I found Undertale music to work the best, and actually dunked Cli-one while listening to Bergëntruckung, Asgore's theme. Try searching "Undertale Asgore theme extended" and it should appear.
To beat Cli-One, I used a team of 4 stallers, Psychocat, Macho Legs Cat, Paris, Delinquent, Valkyrie, and Bahamut. Nothing above level 31, most anti-alien treasures at 70%, used god cat a couple of times, listened to ASGORE in the background. Spam constantly, but don't send out Bahamut until you have a full Cat Cannon and a Flashman Bear/Alien Pig combo appears. Get the Rich Cat to level 8 and spam everything you have on the first row. Make sure to keep up a steady stream of Macho Legs Cats from the base to damage the boss, and send out Valkyrie, as she can do a surprising amount of damage to the alien hordes. When Cli-one is almost to the base, use god cat's wind power to push it back to its base. When Cli-one is almost cli-done for, change the music to Megalovania and fill yourself with determination.
Also, Crazed Titan has almost 3 million health and can stop your cats. It also has a 15% chance (more like 50%) to make a level 7 laser blast, killing most of your cats. It also comes with Gory Blacks and Shadow Boxer K's for support. Ugh.
I don't use Valkyrie, surprisingly. My normal lineup is: crazed tank lv 20, eraser lv30, macho legs lv30, island car lv31, paris cat lv32 OR dragon cat lv28 OR butterfly cat lv26, jamiera cat lv31, hacker cat lv25, buhaumut lv20, Unknown cat lv16, and holy dragon megidora lv22
I have a comment about Ch 1 moon up the stack. Never stop spamming Mohawk, Crazed, Eraser, and Samba. Keep a steady stream of Macho Legs Cats to the base. Don't use Paris Cat, she dies in a second from the relentless alien assaults. Only use Bahamut when an Ursamajor and Elizabeth combo shows up, as otherwise, Cli-one will kill him. If your attacks are strong enough, periodically, Clione will be what I like to call "unshielded". This mrans that the boss has nothing surrounding it, and you are free to hit it for massive damage
My lil bro got urashima taro today, I got theif cat and pirate cat :( still I'm happy for him. These lucky tickets are weird... But I still want chibi Titan/dragon cat. They said something about a limited time offer on them, are they going away?(the lucky tickets, I mean)
Ha ha ha Yesterday I killed Angelic Cyclone. It was hard, as I have no anti-angel ubers. I used Artist Cat as a meatshield, Stilts for knock back, and Projector for slow. My normal ubers did the damage.
Today, I set my time to Tuesday and CRUSHED Metal Cyclone!
Too bad I have neither Ururun nor Nekoluga. I do have Sniper, though.
Boom, headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate. Challenging work... out of doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two cats left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.
- Bahamut goes to attack
- I think his mate saw me.
- Turns sniper cat off
- Yes, yes he did.
- Sniper Cat sprays a Doge Dark that appeared behind him, then hits it with his Kukri.
- Feelings? Mate, only blokes who bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy have feelings. Professionals have standards.
- Be polite. (Sniper takes off his cap to an Assassin Bear.)
- Be efficient. (Sniper shoots 3 Ginger Snaches that were going to kill Bahamut.)
i got crazed tank without killing him, nekoluga knocked him back and hacker cat messed up the base. im on the great escaper now, and i got ururun down to 81%. any suggestions? my lineup was crazed tank, eraser, tin cat. captain cat, macho legs, dragon cat, hacker, buhaumut, unknown cat, and holy dragon megidora. i tried stacking buhaumuts, but the first one got killed. i did wait to send in a second before starting my full attack though.
"Just nasty" doesn't even begin to describe that stage. You have strong aliens, like Mistress Celeboodle and Cyber-horn coming at you, as well as Oh-who-cares-what-the-f***-his-name-is-Nyandam. Brutal.
i didnt get any crazed after axe. what order should i beat them in?
also, i has gato amigo now. fought it during school. ur not gonna believe this. so i have my close friends listed as mom and dad, for some reason. so i get my phone taken away, but one of them called it for me and the teacher LET ME GO OUTSIDE AND TAKE THE CALL! i beat the level and went back in xD
I spun the Nekoluga event gacha and got.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Archer Cat![]
I used my ubers, along with Bahamut and Ururun. The first couple tries, the RNG was rigged, and there were so many shockwaves. After a couple tries, it calmed down a lot, and I replayed the stage a few times and eventually beat it.
Also where are you at Ch.5? I got to Ch.6 Great Abyss last night. My god, Alien Bun Bun! His shockwaves literally can one-shot Akira. Unstoppable, I tells ya!
◾ you can't understand how this feels. [Bahamut Blast #5]
◾ knowing that one day, without any warning... it's all going to be reset. [Bahamut Blast #6]
◾ look. i gave up trying to beat the sol a long time ago. [Bahamut Blast #7]
◾ and getting all the crazed cats doesn't really appeal anymore, either. [Bahamut Blast #8]
◾ cause even if we do... we'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right? [Bahamut Blast #9]
◾ to be blunt... it makes it kind of hard to give it my all. [Bahamut Blast #10]
◾ ... or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...? hell if i know. [Bahamut Blast #11]
◾ all i know is... seeing what comes next... i can't afford not to care anymore. [Bahamut Blast #12]
◾ ugh... that being said... you, uh, really like spamming those paris cats, huh? ... listen. [Bahamut Blast #13]
◾ i know you didn't answer me before, but... somewhere in there. i can feel it. there's a glimmer of a good cat inside of you. the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. someone who, in another time, might have even been... a friend? c'mon, buddy. do you remember me? please, if you're listening... let's forget all of this, ok? just lay down your bahamut, and... well, my job will be a lot easier.
◾ welp, it was worth a shot. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? [Bahamut Blast #14]
◾ sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends. i always thought the player was doing this cause they were unhappy. and when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this. [Bahamut Blast #15]
◾ and maybe all they needed was... i dunno. some good cats, some bad stages, some nice achievements. [Bahamut Blast #16]
◾ but that's ridiculous, right? yeah, you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy. [Bahamut Blast #17]
◾ you'll keep spamming cats over and over, until... well. hey. take it from me, kid. someday... you gotta learn when to QUIT. [Bahamut Blast #18]
◾ and that day's TODAY. [Bahamut Blast #19]
◾ cause... y'see... all this fighting is really tiring me out. [Bahamut Blast #20]
◾ and if you keep pushing me... then i'll be forced to use my special shockwave. [Bahamut Blast #21]
◾ yeah, my special shockwave. sound familiar? well, get ready. cause after the next move, i'm going to use it. so, if you don't want to see it, now would be a good time to die. [Bahamut Blast #22]
◾ well, here goes nothing... are you ready? survive THIS and i'll show you my special shockwave! [Bahamut Blast #23]
◾ huff... puff... all right. that's it. it's time for my special shockwave. are you ready? here goes nothing. [Bahamut Blast #23]
Crazed Titan does a MASSIVE shockwave that destroys everything on screen, even the enemies and the castles, but not himself or Bahamut. Bahamut has his movement slowed.
◾ yep. that's right. heh heh heh... ya get it? i know i can't beat you. one of your blasts... you're just gonna kill me. so, uh. i've decided... you're not EVER gonna blast. ever. i'm just gonna keep you slowed until you give up, even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. capiche?
◾ you'll get bored here. if you haven't gotten bored already, i mean. and then, you'll finally quit.
◾ i know your type. you're, uh, very determined, aren't you? you'll never give up, even if there's, uh... absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever. if i can make that clear. no matter what, you'll just keep going. not out of any desire for good or evil... but just because you think you can. and because you "can"... ... you "have to".
◾ but now, you've reached the end. there is nothing left for you now. so, uh, in my personal opinion... the most "determined" thing you can do here? is to, uh, completely give up. and... (yawn) do literally anything else.
◾ heh, didja really think you would be able- [Bahamut Blast #24]
◾ ... ... ... so... guess that's it, huh? ... just... don't say i didn't warn you. welp. i'm going to revolving-door floats. crazed tank, do you want anything? [Bahamut Blast #25]
If you have Pyscho, he's gonna be the MVP in this stage.
When a Cyberhorn comes out, stall him with stacked Pyschos and kill him with Macho Legs. Note that this is going to take a while. Same for the second Cyberhorn. DO NOT USE UBERS CUZ YOU'LL LOSE CASH.
After the two Cyberhorns, there will be a longer period in between where you can hit Galaxy Overseer Nyandam. But... if you don't kill him, it's game over. Two Cyberhorns will spawn. Note that Pyscho has single target, and you'll probably get killed. In between the periods of the Cyberhorns, send out a heavy damage dealer and use Crazed Cow to clear the peons. Then when he's at Nyandam, wait for him to attack, then send out your heavy DPS dealer. If the Uber is fast, it helps. Note that Ururun and Bahamut are bad here due to low health.
Ah, you're a melee player. I see. Try hoarding your rare tickets, then waiting for a Nekoluga event. All of them have long range and either decent attacking potential, excellent supporting capabilities, or ridiculous instant-kill attacks. Preferably all of them.
◾WHAT!? FL-FLIRTING!? SO YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS! W-WELL! I'M A HIPPO WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!!
I have 0 redeeming qualities
◾ OH NO!!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!
◾ I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU...? LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I KILL YOU!
◾ OH NO!!! LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I KILL YOU!
◾ LET'S DATE L-LATER!!
◾ SO, YOU WON'T FIGHT...
◾ THEN, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY FABLED "BLUE ATTACK!"
Metal Hippoe doubles the recharge time of all cats, and turns the icons blue.
◾ YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
◾ I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!!
◾ METAL HIPPOE: HEAD OF THE MOON GUARD!
◾ METAL HIPPOE: UNPARALLELED SPAGETTORE!
◾ TEAACHER BUN BUN WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!
◾ HE WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!!
◾ MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH.
◾ I'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRERS!! BUT...
◾ WILL ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY AS YOU? [If flirted with]
◾ SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS REALLY RARE...
◾ AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD...
◾ AFTER YOU'RE CAPTURED AND SENT AWAY.
◾ URGH... WHO CARES! GIVE UP!!
◾ GIVE UP OR FACE MY... SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
◾ YEAH!!! VERY SOON I WILL USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
◾ NOT TOO LONG AND I WILL USE THAT SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
◾ THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE... BEFORE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!
◾ BEHOLD...! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
Giraffe Cat runs off with the special attack
◾ WHAT THE HECK! THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
◾ HEY! YOU STUPID CAT! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT STICK FIGURE!!! HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!! ... OH WELL. I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK.
◾ "SIGH" HERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ATTACK.
◾ WELL...! 'HUFF' IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! 'HUFF' DEFEAT ME!!! YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!! THEREFORE I, METAL HIPPOE, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!! I WILL SPARE YOU, CAT!!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY.
You won! You gained 12354 XP and 1 Silver Ticket.
◾ NYOO HOO HOO...
◾ I CAN'T EVEN STOP SOMEONE AS WEAK AS YOU...
◾ TEACHER BUN BUN'S GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
◾ I'LL NEVER JOIN THE MOON GUARD... AND..
◾ MY FRIEND QUANTITY WILL REMAIN STAGNANT!
[Let's be friends]
◾ REALLY!? YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS, WITH ME??? WELL THEN... I GUESS... I GUESS I CAN MAKE AN ALLOWANCE FOR YOU!
IT'S TIME TO FINALLY STOP THE BIG BAD CRAZED LIZARD.
LOL NOPE. GET REAL.
THIS WAS ALL JUST A BIG SHOW.
PARIS CAT HAS BEEN PLAYING YOU FOR A FOOL THE WHOLE TIME.
AS SHE WATCHED YOU ON THE SCREEN, SHE GREW ATTACHED TO YOUR ADVENTURE.
SHE DESPERATELY WANTED TO BE A PART OF IT.
SO SHE DECIDED TO INSERT HERSELF INTO YOUR STORY. SHE SOLVED PUZZLES. SHE DISABLED ENEMIES. SHE ENLISTED ME TO TORMENT YOU.
ALL SO SHE COULD SAVE YOU FROM DANGERS THAT DIDN'T EXIST.
ALL SO YOU WOULD THINK SHE'S THE GREAT PERSON... THAT SHE'S NOT.
AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR HER FINEST HOUR.
AT THIS VERY MOMENT, PARIS CAT IS WAITING OUTSIDE THE ROOM.
DURING OUR "BATTLE," SHE WILL INTERRUPT.
SHE WILL PRETEND TO KILL ME, "SAVING" YOU ONE FINAL TIME.
FINALLY. SHE'LL BE THE HEROINE OF YOUR ADVENTURE.
YOU'LL REGARD HER SO HIGHLY SHE'LL EVEN BE ABLE TO CONVINCE YOU NOT TO LEAVE.
... OR NOT.
YOU SEE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS PREDICTABLE CHARADE.
I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM CATS. FAR FROM IT, ACTUALLY.
MY ONLY DESIRE IS TO ENTERTAIN. AFTER ALL, THE AUDIENCE DESERVES A GOOD SHOW, DON'T THEY? AND WHAT'S A GOOD SHOW... WITHOUT A PLOT TWIST?
[Paris Cat] H-hey! Why is this door locked?
SORRY, FOLKS! THE OLD SHOW'S BEEN CANCELLED! BUT I'VE GOT A FINE REPLACEMENT FOR YOU... IT'S TIME FOR THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "ATTACK OF THE KILLER REPTILE!"
YES, I WAS THE ONE THAT RE-ARRANGED THE TUNNEL!
I WAS THE ONE THAT HIRED ALL THOSE KORIES TO KILL YOU!
THAT, HOWEVER, WAS A SHORT-SIGHTED PLAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER? KILLING YOU MYSELF!
You use Dioramos, but it has no effect.
THAT WORTHLESS PEA-SHOOTER WON'T WORK ON ME, DARLING. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ACTING IS!?
LISTEN, DARLING. I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT.
IF YOU CONTINUE, BERSERKORY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL.
AND WITH YOUR SOUL, BERSERKORY WILL DESTROY ALL CATS.
BUT IF I GET YOUR SOUL, I CAN STOP HIS PLAN!
I CAN SAVE CATS FROM DESTRUCTION!
THEN USING YOUR SOUL, I'LL CROSS THROUGH THE BARRIER... AND BECOME THE STAR I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING!
HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS... NO!
MILLIONS OF CATS WILL WATCH ME!
GLITZ! GLAMOUR! I'LL FINALLY HAVE IT ALL!
SO WHAT IF A FEW PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE? THAT'S SHOW BUSINESS, BABY!
[Paris Cat calls] U..uh... I can't see what's going on in there, but... D-d-don't give up, okay!? Th... there's o-one l-l-last way to beat the Crazed Lizard... It's... um... it's... This is a work-in-progress, so don't judge it too hard... But, you know how he always faces f-f-forward? That's because there's a scale on his backside. S-s-so if y-y-you c-c-can turn him around... um... And, umm... pull th-th-th-the scale... He'll be... um... He'll be... Vulnerable. Well, g-g-gotta go! [Paris Cat hangs up]
OH??? A MIRROR??? RIGHT, I HAVE TO LOOK PERFECT FOR OUR SEASON PREMIERE! HMM... I DON'T SEE IT... WHERE IS IT...?
DID YOU. JUST PULL. MY SCALE.
If you flipped my switch, that can only mean one thing.
You're desperate for the premiere of my new body.
Lucky for you, I've been aching to show this off for a long time.
So... as thanks, I'll give you a handsome reward.
I'll make your last living moments... ABSOLUTELY beautiful!
Crazed Dragon Cat makes his premiere!
Lights! Camera! Action!
Drama! Romance! Bloodshed!
I'm the idol everyone craves!
Smile for the camera!
Oooh, it's time for a pop quiz! I hope you brought a keyboard... This one's an essay question!
Huh? This essay is supposed to be about me, not about you.
Your essay really showed everyone your heart. Why don't I show you mine?
Oooh, I'm just warming up!
But how are you on the dance floor?
Can you keep up the pace!?
Lights! Camera! Fire!
Things are heating up!
Time for our union-regulated break!
We've grown so distant, darling... How about another heart-to-heart?
A.. arms? Wh... who needs arms with a mohawk like this? I'm still going to win!
The show... must go on!
Dr... Drama! A... Action!
L... lights... C... camera... Enough of this! Do you really want all cats to perish!? ... or do you just believe in yourself that much?
Haha, how inspiring! Well, darling! It's either me or you!
But I think we both already know who's going to win. Witness the true power of the cat's star!
Are YOU the star? Can you really protect humanity!?
Suddenly, the ratings on his show reach 10000.
OOH, LOOK AT THESE RATINGS!!!
THIS IS THE MOST VIEWERS I'VE EVER HAD!!!
WE'VE REACHED THE VIEWER CALL-IN MILESTONE!
ONCE LUCKY VIEWER WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO TALK TO ME...
... BEFORE I LEAVE THIS PLACE FOREVER!!
LET'S SEE WHO CALLS IN FIRST!
HI, YOU'RE ON TV! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR FIRST SHOW???
[Otta-Smack-U] ..... oh........ hi... crazed lizard... I really liked watching your old show... my life is pretty boring, but... seeing you on the screen... brought excitement to my life... vicariously. I can't tell, but... I guess this is the last episode...? I'll miss you... crazed lizard...... ... oh.... I didn't mean to talk so long... oh...........
NO, WAIT! WAIT, OT.... H... THEY ALREADY HUNG UP. ... I'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALLER!
Crazed Lizard, your show made us so happy!
Crazed Lizard, I don't know what I'll watch without you.
Crazed Lizard, there's a Liazrd-shaped hole in my crazed heart.
AH... I... I SEE... ...
EVERYONE... THANK YOU SO MUCH.
PERHAPS... IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF I STAY HERE A WHILE.
HUMANS ALREADY HAVE STARS AND IDOLS, BUT CATS... THEY ONLY HAVE ME.
IF I LEFT... BATTLE CATS LAND WOULD LOSE ITS SPARK.
I'D LEAVE AND ACHING VOID THAT COULD NEVER BE FILLED.
SO... I THINK I'LL HAVE TO DELAY MY BIG DEBUT.
BESIDES. YOU'VE PROVEN TO BE VERY STRONG.
PERHAPS... EVEN STRONG ENOUGH TO GET PAST BERSERKORY. I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT THE CATS.
HA, HA... IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST, ANYWAY.
THE TRUTH IS, THIS FORM'S CRAZE POWER CONSUMPTION IS... INEFFICIENT.
IN A FEW MOMENTS, I'LL RUN OUT OF FIRE POWER, AND...
WELL. I'LL BE ALRIGHT.
KNOCK 'EM DEAD, DARLING.
AND EVERYONE... THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!
In other news, 3 Crazed Lizard Cats missing, presumed dead.
It was so easy, the levels on this subchapter and last subchapter are all super ez lol
Now on Winning Back, plz don't give advice cause I want to do it myself
Seriously though, 200% is better than 250% on Floating Continent 2, seriously they should higher the strength magnification. That one with the Camelle and the Seals? Catman killed the Imperator Saels in ONE HIT. Seriously? Wrecked that one with Raiden, Catman, and Yukimura.
Defeated Father's Back on second try. Nurse Wuffa ftw
This is the point where you need to farm anti-alien treasures. They help so much. If you get them 100% for the first two chapters, the Nimoy Bore will only have 1.2 mil HP and about 13,000 DMG in Chapter 2.
Chapter 3 Floating Continent was such a pain. 3 750% buffed Nimoy Bores. Good thing I just wreck them now with Awakened Bahamut.
I have some worrying news. I was checking through my Cats in the new cat dictionary, and when I got to Hacker Cat, something didn't seem right. I took him into Challenge Battle, and I discovered something horrible...
Hacker Cat has terminal nerf-itis. He was infected with the Long Range ability just this morning. While once he could beat it handily with a little help from his friends Crazed Wall and Eraser Cat, now he is incapable of even defeating a single Squire Rel.
We're trying to comfort him, but I fear that he simply won't be useful anymore. Although other sufferers of this disease, such as Prisoner Cat and Aphrodite, are making the best of it, Hacker Cat... isn't. Far from his usual cool self, Hacker Cat is a lot more panicky. Or maybe it's just that he's being attacked by a gang of Kang Roos right now.
Anyway, there's just one last thing I want to tell you.