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  • hey man!

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    • Hello there.

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    • i assume you love battle cats. How far along are you?

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    • I've beaten Teacher Bun Bun (pretty easy with dragon, delinquent, and valkyrie), have gotten pretty far into the future (stuck at chapter 1 nasa), and have lion and unicycle cat. I am also pretty close to getting eraser and skelecat as well. battle cats is my favorite ios game, and one of my favorites of all time.

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    • Also, I'm working on making Battle Cats in Minecraft.

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    • cool!

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    • What do you have? Right now I'm having trouble with Cave Fillet.

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    • Ive got all the empire of cats treasures, im at bamboo island, not having much trouble yet. i cant get the 2nd star on sea of tuna or western street though. use sexy legs, dragon cat, paris cat if u have it, and anything else long ranged, and tank + macho cat for cave fillet. save up to max worker cat and wallet before summoning bun bun.

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    • Dumpy Cave was pretty tough on Bamboo Island. If you can get the third star on Swimming Cats though, you can probably beat Dumpy Cave. Every other stage wasn't that hard for me. Also, I'm on Beached Mammals (Second stage in Low Tide Beach, sub-chapter 16). Pretty hard stage.

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    • I imagine it must be. Teacher bun buns are like the opposite of Aspirin tablets: you can only take one at a time. But taking one with some Darkemperornyandamite is okay?!

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    • Just beat Cave Fillet! I look forward to the next boss stage, and especially to getting Ururun Wolf.

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    • im already at vulkanos volcanoes, just beat volcanic defender. the bun bun/shy boy combo was pretty damn tough. im dreading the final stage, as it costs almost twice as much energy. i cant wait for ururun wolf either. my line up is:

      Eraser cat(20+10), macho cat(20+8), paris cat(30), Dragon cat(20+8), Jamiera cat(20+10), Hacker cat(19), Valkyrie cat(20), Bahamut cat(20), Nekoluga(12), and i switch between Jurrasic cat(25+1)(for metal intense stages), Sadako cat(15)(for floating-intense stages), Gentleman cat(25)(for red-intense stages), and sexy legs cat(20+9) for any other stages. I also occasionally use some anti-black rares when needed.

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    • Ethanlac: Cave Fillet was quite tough. Sorry I forgot to respond to you, busy with things. I've never had much trouble with Bun Bun: I have lots of anti-floating cats, so I've really never been too aware of their difficulty. Larky: Wow. Nice lineup. The last stage really isn't very tough: Just bring eraser cat to stall as a meatshield, and fill the rest with long-Rangers. Unknown cat and Hacker Cat help a lot.

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    • I used Delinquent Cat a lot, because of his power and 40% chance to stop flying enemies. The TBB in Cave Fillet is jacked up to 600% strength, making him a formidable opposition. By the way, could I beat Dark Souls? I have Macho at 29, Eraser at 30, and most of my other basics at least to 27. I also have a max level Bahamut, and Dioramos.

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    • Probably not. Dark Souls is crazy tough. You need more ubers and stuff. I tried it once a while ago and got wrecked, and I got 3 ubers.

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    • The Crazed Cat is colorless, and has an hp of 2.4 mil, super fast attack rate, and 7k+ damage. Plus 800% Leboin and Teacher Bear spawn throughout the battle as support.

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    • My Eraser Cat can survive one hit from that -snip-. I also have enough cat food for 3 replays.

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    • If you really wanna try it, I recommend studying videos of that stage. Even with excellent stuff, it won't be easy. (I might attempt the stage again on Thursday)

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    • I saw Nurse Wuffa's playthrough of the stage. My cats are weaker, but I have a Rich-Sniper combo, so I guess it evens out. Still, I don't have particularly high hopes.

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    • Also, I will be fighting the Lollycat on the 3rd and 4th.

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    • kory was EZ.

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    • I love my lineup, but i want king dragon cat and macho legs cat SO BAD! they both get way better and theyre at +8 and +9. AARRGGHH!!!

      thinking of starting after the crazed cats, i want em bad also

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    • The Floating Continent won't beat itself.

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    • yeah, i guess so.

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    • what is your fav cat u have?

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    • Floating Continent page trivia: I actually created that page yesterday. That one was annoying. I had to replay it twice to win. (Course I can do it easy now, dat Castaway Cat doe) If you have anti-alien cats, use them. I estimate the Nimoy Bore to have 960000 HP and about 10000 damage.

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    • I'm at the future stage with alien teacher bear. ugh.

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    • Flashman Bears (as I call them) are tough but beatable. Which is more than I can say for Nimoy Boar. Ugh.

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    • well i can't beat it at all so...

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    • Ursamajors are quite tough. The worst is the ones in Future Chapter 2. And Nimoy Bore is also rage-able.

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    • Ironically, I'm stuck on a Future stage with a normal Bore (Mexico Chapter 2), and one on SoL (Still Beached Mammals)

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    • My favorite cat I have is Delinquent Cat. It came out of the free rare ticket when you turn it on for the first time. At the time, literally nothing could stop it. It was so cool.

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    • Also, just got Mohawk Cat. Tomorrow, the Crazed Cat is mine!

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    • My fav is Sodom. At lv19, for he has approx. 60k health and 45k DMG. (That's really good) Wait are we all trying to get crazed cat tomorrow? Lol. Could use that instead of boogie cat

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    • I'm going after the crazed cat tomorrow. What should i use for my setup, and do in really need boogie cat?

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    • Boogie Cat is useful, but Catburger is good as well.

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    • i have both catburger and pumpcat. should i upgrade catburger to 30? its at 20 atm.

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    • I think Catburger's really kinda terrible. U should use boogie cat instead. If you beat the Crazed Cat (Not gonna be easy, considering its 2.4 mil health, you can replace boogie cat with it, as Crazed Cat is super fast

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    • i dont have boogie cat. do i need to watch ads and buy it?

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    • I have Catburger, and it's great. Certainly, if you use it with your other meatshields, the enemy will fruitlessly eat away at your unimportant cats while Bahamut nails them over and over.

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    • Also, isn't it kind of unfair that some cats are disposable? If a real society was like that, it would crumble within days.

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    • yeah, ikr!

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    • I have Catburger's too. Keep seeming to forget him. Next time Crazed Cow comes back, I'm gonna use every meatshield I have. And ueah, I think you should get Boogie Cat. Slow movement, but strong stats

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    • ill get him when i have enough cat food

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    • I tried the Crazed Cat stage. Insanely difficult. If you have not beaten Nimoy Bore yet, don't even try, because you probably won't win. 2.4 mil health+7880 damage+very fast attack rate+Area Attack= DEATH

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    • 204.11.185.224 wrote: I tried the Crazed Cat stage. Insanely difficult. If you have not beaten Nimoy Bore yet, don't even try, because you probably won't win. 2.4 mil health+7880 damage+very fast attack rate+Area Attack= DEATH

      Guess. what.
      Crazed victory

      You are dead. Not big surprise.

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    • Wow. If you can beat that, you should be able to beat Nimoy Bore.

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    • The final hit on that bastard came not from Bahamut or a Valkyrie, but an Eraser Cat. Indeed, the rest of that battle comprised its life. That final faceplant was an exclamation mark to cap off the intense fighting that had happened before.

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    • Just beat Trial Deep 3-star. 400% Master As are annoying. Plus all them peons kept blocking everything. He was destroying my base. I had Sodom behind it, not expecting him to attack. When suddenly, he started his attack animation, and hit the Master A, killing him. My base was left with 9500 somethings HP Least I feel better about Pelican Island now.

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    • Crazed Cat is really good. It gets to the point faster than other spam cats.

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    • i has crazed cat. its expensive as shit to upgrade.

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    • But so, so worth it.

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    • yep.

      i just beat sushi island!

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    • I beat Beached Mammals too. Once Bore and J.K. died, the Bun Bun Black was very easy. I'm probably not gonna work on getting Crazed Cat, Boogie Cat works for now. What I am gonna work on is getting Crazed Cow, Bird, Fish, and Titan. Only ones I actually want. Another uber would work too.

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    • On Sunday, I will be attempting the Crazed Tank. His power is immense, and his health is unending, but if you can stall him you can beat him.

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    • I probably won't. I've seen it on YouTube. His range is almost as long as Dragon Cat. Next Tuesday, I'm gonna attempt Crazed Cow, and Crazed Bird on Friday.

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    • I'll need a lot of Cat Food for replays. Thankfully glitches come to the rescue. Set the time back 2 days, open up the game, go to SoL, then set it back to now. Your energy will be refilled.

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    • ima try it too. What will your lineup be?

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    • Mohawk Cat(level 30)

      Crazed Cat(level 06)

      Eraser Cat(level 31)

      Lolly-cat(level 20)

      Paris Cat(level 19)

      Dragon Cat(level 27)

      M. Titan cat(level 27)

      Delinquent Cat(level 15)

      T. Valkyrie(level 18)

      Bahamut(level 20)

      May God have mercy on our souls.

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    • Ethanlac
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    • lord yes. the walkthrough os on youtube, but not on the wiki.

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    • YASSSSS!!!!! I BEAT IT!!!! OMG MY HANDS ARE SHAKING SO HARD!!!!!!!

      Whats even better! I didnt even kill crazed tank!!!!! Unknown cat and sniper the cat powerup pushed him allthe way back, and an occasional bahaumut cat would hit the base. the 5 hacker cats i had out were also hitting it, and 4/5 of them were killed with 1 hitpoint left, but the last one destroyed the base!!!!!

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    • Wow, lucky. I couldn't beat it. First time, I got it down to 73%, but subsequent tries got less and less successful. I wanted to use cat food, but my device is in recovery mode. Screw that!

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    • Device is out of recovery, but I still can't beat him. Crazed Tank Cat is a meanie.

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    • I wish that boss enemies had health bars.

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    • ikr! i wish i knew how much health i got him down to. im still happy i won though. debating wether or not to continue with the crazed stages, cuz theyre sucking up my xp. if i beat the next crazed stage, ill have 3 crazed cats not at max level. ugh.

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    • Any of you guys still here? Or is this a dead chat?

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    • I'm here. Crazed Axe rekt me.

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    • i had cat cpu on max wallet and everything. cpu played so long i left my phone on overnight and it was beat in the morning. took at least 2 hours

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    • Ah. You guys planning on going for Crazed Gross? This weekends gonna be my farming weekend. Aiming to get all my ubers lv20, and at least 1 more true form. I also beat Alcatraz last night. That Dober+Celeboodle combo was a pain. Unfortunately, I am now stuck on the first level of Jail Break Tunnel. (Wah Wah Wah)

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    • im stuck on beached mammals. how the hell do i beat it!!?

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    • I tried Crazed Gross Cat. Me: Macho legs Cat is so good watc-

      - Crazed Gross Cat spawns in -

      Me: OMG ITS CRAZED WEED WEED LEGS CAT

      Me: FUK FUK FUK

      - Macho Legs Cat dies -

      Me: rip in peace macho legs cat

      Me: you were the best range attacker evr

      Me: but wut if macho legs cat was not kill?

      - Crazed Gross destroys base

      Me: nevermind he is kill

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    • And as for beached mammals, use all the anti-floating cats you have. Stop the Teacher Bun Buns with Shaman and Delinquent, and block them with Crazed Wall and Eraser.

      -This is all just guessing, by the way. I just beat Chubby B. Goode.

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    • Also, just got Kuu to level 10! Kuu type y is incredible against a lot of enemies. Can't help but feel that you need Kai for full potential, though.

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    • Beached Mammals is a ridiculous hard level. I was stuck on that one for FOREVER. I beat it by replaying it over and over. If you have anti-floating ubers, that is helpful. If not, that's bad. Watch Nurse Wuffa's video. That should help. Just take out the Bore, and it becomes much easier.

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    • I have neither shaman or delinquent, despite having 27 rare cats, I do have butterfly cat though. I will watch that and try it.

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    • CRAZY WEED LEGS KILLED ME SO FAST OMG!!!!!

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    • I will be fighting the Crazed Cow and Bird Cats as well. I really think that the level for the Crazed Cow should have been called Stampede.

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    • Volcanic Defender is so hard! Any strategies for it?

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    • Use every anti-floating cats you have. If you have a Rich Cat, bring it in. Kill the Shy Boys quickly, they give lots of money for fighting TBB. Once the Shy Boys are dead, use the normal strategy for Bun Bun. It might take longer, but be patient. Dead Falls: Bad. Luckily I set my time to tomorrow, beat Red Cyclone, and got Space Cat (Thug Life)

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    • DED. Not big surprise.

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    • OMG IM PISSED!! so i had 1 treasure radar, 2 max wallets, and 2 sniper the cats, so i fought the first stage to get gato amigo using a max wallet and a sniper the cat. then, i turned the treasure radar on and attacked it again, but I ATTACKED THE SECOND LEVEL AND WASTED ALL MY POWERUPS SO I HAS NO GATO AMIGO!!!!!

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    • I tried Crazed Cow Cat.

      REKT REKT REKT REKT REKT

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    • Ditto. Luckily I beat Black Cyclone, and got Bronze Cat on my first try. Then I beat Dead Falls. Bad news: I am stuck on Pitfall Zone. Dem Sloths doe...

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    • I beat Pit Falls without the use of Crazeds or True Forms. Bring Rich Cat and use dragon to slowly kill The Face, then black nyandam should spawn. Slowly kill sloths using paris and dragon. When all sloths are dead, spam all your attackers. A wave of Assassin bears should come out, but using the cat cannon will save you.

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    • I rushed Future Ch 2 today. I got to the Moon, which I am stuck on. The sad part is that I always die BEFORE the boss spawns. The Kroxos and Scissoroo kill me before Ican get anything good.

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    • Without Ubers, True Forms and Crazeds, ItF Moon 2 is impossible. IF you have 2 Anti-Alien Ubers, then there is a slight chance of winning.

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    • Well, Floating INContinent is still impossible for me. Nimoy Boar can one-shot anything I send out. Psychocat helps, but not by much.

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    • I've got an anti-alien uber, an anti-floating uber, and Castaway. I got to the boss once. But I got her down to 93% As for Floating Continent, I have Akira, Castaway, and Psychocat. Nimoy Bore is frozen about 90% of the time. And Psychocat helps to slow him until he gets stopped again. Without any anti-alien ubers (Or Castaway) Floating Continent is extremely hard.

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    • Anyone else goin for Craezed Bird? Seem beatable, and can help me beat Pifall Zone + Ch5 Moon.

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    • Crazed Bird Cat is beyond difficult. It has very long range and very high attack.

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    • Ik. I got Shreked. But I beat Pitfall Zone and White Cyclone. And what do you know? I'm stuck on Great Escaper.

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    • I'm saving up Cat Food for Absolute Defence. I plan to use 5 meatshields (Mohawk, Eraser, Samba, Crazed, and Catburger).

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    • I'm aiming to beat Crazed Fish Cat. I have Space Cat, Bronze Cat, Rope Jump Cat, and Island Cat to deal with SMH, as well as Sodom, Bahamut, and Vars to deal with Crazed Fish.

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    • Lucky. The only crit cats I have are Jurassic Cat and Moneko. The only reason Siege of Hippo was even a possibility was because of Lion Cat and worthless throwaway cats.

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    • Eh, for a while I just had Moneko. Then I got Island Cat and started working on Cyclones. I also noticed that you have Delinquent Cat. If you have cats that stop or slow floating like Shaman, Delinquent, or Bodhisattva, the cyclones are a lot easier than they seem. Just spam meatshields, get a couple Bahamuts, and spam all cats that stop or slow floating. With that, you can pretty much beat the first three cyclones.

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    • I can get B-Cyclone and R-Cyclone to about 60% health now. I saw Nurse Wuffa's video, and he basically gangbanged the R-Cyclone with Pirate and Delinquent.

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    • Red Cyclone and Black Cyclone are the two easiest cyclones, in my opinion. Red is only easy due to the massive amount of anti-red cats, and black is easy due to his sub-SBK attack.

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    • Also, I have Sodom lv30!

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    • YES!!! I beat Crazed Fish this morning AND I just got Ururun! Thanks god for that XP stage. It gave me enough to upgrade Crazed Fish enough that I could use him in Ururun.

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    • I have enough Cat Food to take down Crazed Tank on the 6th. 240 Cans gives me 9 lives, which will probably be enough.

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    • Also, congrats on beating the Crazed Fish. Crazed Cats have health bars, in that the aura of darkness surrounding them gets weaker the more damage they take.

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    • I did not know that the aura gets weaker. And thank you. Crazed Fish really wasn't that hard. Island Cat took out Super Metal Hippo almost instantly, and my ubers and Bahamut destroyed the base before the Crazed Fishes would kill us. I also believe that you can now beat Crazed Tank. Just make use of XP stages in the meantime. The last stage gives over 200k XP

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    • Floating Continent just got dunked on. The Moon seems like an impossibility, though.

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    • Moon is quite hard. I beat it with free Baby Boom. I dropped two Sodoms and spammed Castaway Cat. That destroyed the enemies and eventually the boss. I got a score of 0

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    • And congrats on Floating Continent. That level is challenging.

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    • i have almost no treasures in intF or anti alien cats so im not very far there. i just beat the last stage in Jolly st. nick, and spun the rare ticket. MEGIODORA!!!! IM SO HYPED!!!!!

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    • Man I wanted Megidora... but good for you. I have confidence that you can beat Beached Mammals now. (P.S. I'm the guy that's been doing stuff.

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    • Here's my lineup for the Crazed Tank:

      Mohawk Cat Lv 30

      Eraser Cat Lv 31

      Samba Cat Lv 20

      Crazed Cat Lv 20

      CatBurger Lv 20

      Paris Cat Lv 26

      Dragon Cat Lv 27

      Hacker Cat Lv 16

      T. Valkyrie Lv 20

      Bahamut Lv 20

      330 Cat Food

      Can I do it?

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    • I bet you can.

      Does everyone SERIOUSLY have Paris Cat except me?

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    • I bet there are. I didn't have Salon Cat until recently.

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    • Also, Thief Cat from that prize ticket! What a waste of a ticket for me. Oh well, at least it wasn't Archer Cat.

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    • I beat that stage on the first day of the event. My ticket gave me Witch Cat. Which I already have. Oh well. Least I know how to farm Rare Tickets

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    • how do you farm rare tickets tell me now

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    • yes i need to know

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    • Well you need at least one ability lv20+10. Get 5 ability orbs saved up that are maxed. You can exchange those for a Rare Ticket.

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    • yep im doing that

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    • Ok, I knew that already. Also, are the Drama Cats useful?

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    • im already doing that* 

      megiodora is a BO$$

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    • Think I can beat Dark Souls? Here's my current lineup.

      Mohawk: 39

      Eraser: 31

      Samba: 20

      Island: 35

      Castaway: 30

      Dragon: 26

      Akira: 25

      Vars: 29

      Sodom: 30

      Bahamut: 20

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    • wait, are we ALL online at the same time?

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    • Wow. Lol.

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    • i started a live chat guys. join it.

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    • I heard Drama Cats are the super rare version of Paris. So yeah.

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    • what are the drama cats?

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    • oh nvm

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    • You should be able to beat dark souls. Just keep a lot of cat food with you. Also, I spun the Rare Gacha. Pirate Cat!

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    • Pirate Cat. Nice one. I have him. Great against Bores, and the best part is that now you don't have to worry about Last Gang. (I beat it easily with spammed Pirate and Lion)

      I also have Ururun Wolf Lv 20. Probably gonna swap that with Island Cat.

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    • Where is your live chat?

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    • I found it. I just have no idea how to get to it.

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    • Anyone else thinking about going for Crazed Lizards tomorrow? They only have 1300 damage. Sodom and Vars should be able to just rush through that.

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    • Maybeeeeeeee... but I don't have high hopes.

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    • REKT REKT REKT! Also, I spun the rare ticket and got... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rocker Cat!

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    • Guess what!
      Chapter4victory

      Cli-one? More like Cli-done.

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    • Nice. I tried Crazed Lizard and got dead. And I completely failed on Moon Ch 2. (I only got the boss to 92%)

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    • I want Jamiera Cat SO BAD!!!!! I have Titan at 20+9! SO CLOSE,

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    • Erm, this is Moon Ch. 1. Still, I'm proud of myself.

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    • Also, my Titan Cat is at only Lv. 27.

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    • Moon Ch 1 is still a big achievement. There's really not too much trouble in Future Ch 2 until Great Abyss. Also I just got Jamiera Cat and Toaster Cat, along with Neneko earlier today.

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    • So... New Dark Souls Lineup:

      Mohawk: 42

      Eraser: 35

      Samba: 20

      Ururun: 20

      Jamiera: 30

      Dragon: 27

      Sodom: 30

      Vars: 30

      Akira: 25

      Bahamut: 20

      Think I can do it w/no replays?

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    • You should be able to do it. I would suggest replacing one of the Ubers with another meatshield, though.

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    • Also, try turning off in-game music and listening to Youtube in the background. I found Undertale music to work the best, and actually dunked Cli-one while listening to Bergëntruckung, Asgore's theme. Try searching "Undertale Asgore theme extended" and it should appear.

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    • Anyone else think they can get Crazed Titan? Seems sorta like Pigpen Taboo. Plus, by then I should have Lv 30 Ururun, and I have Jamiera Cat, unlike when I beat Pigpen.

      Planned Lineup:

      Mohawk: 44

      Eraser: 37

      Samba: 30

      Jamiera: 30

      King Dragon: 30

      Ururun: 30

      Akira: 30

      Sodom: 30

      Vars: 30

      Bahamut: 30

      111 Cat Food.

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    • I set my time a day ahead, and I won!

      I only needed one replay too!

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    • (P.S. I'm the guy that was doing stuff earlier.)

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    • Wait, you can set the time ahead to access events? Would I be able to do that for Crazed Wall Cat?

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    • It only allows one maybe two days ahead.

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    • oh, ok.

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    • Also, here's my revised Crazed Tank Loadout:

      Mohawk Lv. 31

      Eraser Lv. 31

      Crazed Lv. 20

      Madame Sumo Lv. 20

      Paris Lv. 26

      Dragon Lv. 28

      Titan Lv. 27

      Valkyrie Lv. 20

      Bahamut Lv. 20

      and either

      Archdragon Dioramos Lv. 16

      or

      Hacker Cat Lv. 17

      300 Cat Food

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    • Changes I would make: 1. Don't bring Titan. He has short range, and Tank one-hits him.

      2. Bring Sniper Cat if you have one.

      3. I wouldn't bring Paris: She has less range than Crazed Tank,

      4. I would put in Kuu. Longer range than 190.

      So here's how I would do it:

      Row 1: Mohawk, Eraser, C. Macho, Madame Sumo, Dragon

      Row 2: Kuu, Hacker, Dioramos, Valkyrie, and any other cat with a range above 390 or another meatshield.

      (Note: If you choose the fifth meatshield, put it in top row instead of Dragon)

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    • Ok! Thanks for the feedback!

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    • So, should I try for Riceball Cat tonight? It seems like CTC: fast movement speed, high health, cheap, and absolutely zip in the way of attack power.

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    • Ethanlac
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    • Just got Riceball Cat! Too bad it's useless. I can't spam it full time even with a Level 8 Worker Cat, unless there's a steady stream of plunder coming in.

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    • I kinda wanna go for crazed titan

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    • DO NOT DO IT! DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT DOING IT!

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    • Why nat? Is it way too hard? Also, I'm on the moon for into da future, any advice

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    • I got Crazed Titan. Repeat it a lot, and hopefully the RNG will be nice. Ururun helps. ItF Moon: Use any anti-alien cats. Preferably Ubers or Castaway.

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    • To beat Cli-One, I used a team of 4 stallers, Psychocat, Macho Legs Cat, Paris, Delinquent, Valkyrie, and Bahamut. Nothing above level 31, most anti-alien treasures at 70%, used god cat a couple of times, listened to ASGORE in the background. Spam constantly, but don't send out Bahamut until you have a full Cat Cannon and a Flashman Bear/Alien Pig combo appears. Get the Rich Cat to level 8 and spam everything you have on the first row. Make sure to keep up a steady stream of Macho Legs Cats from the base to damage the boss, and send out Valkyrie, as she can do a surprising amount of damage to the alien hordes. When Cli-one is almost to the base, use god cat's wind power to push it back to its base. When Cli-one is almost cli-done for, change the music to Megalovania and fill yourself with determination.

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    • Also, Crazed Titan has almost 3 million health and can stop your cats. It also has a 15% chance (more like 50%) to make a level 7 laser blast, killing most of your cats. It also comes with Gory Blacks and Shadow Boxer K's for support. Ugh.

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    • I don't use Valkyrie, surprisingly. My normal lineup is: crazed tank lv 20, eraser lv30, macho legs lv30, island car lv31, paris cat lv32 OR dragon cat lv28 OR butterfly cat lv26, jamiera cat lv31, hacker cat lv25, buhaumut lv20, Unknown cat lv16, and holy dragon megidora lv22

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    • The RNG is rigged, I tell you. Crazed Titan Kitty gets 3 shockwaves in 9 attacks!

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    • I just beat R-Cyclone! It was actually pretty easy for me. I just got lucky and kept it either stunned or knocked back for 90% of the battle. I even got Space Cat out of it! Is it good?

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    • My normal lineup includes:

      Mohawk lv44

      Eraser Lv37

      Samba Lv30

      King Dragon Lv30

      Jamiera Lv30

      Sodom Lv30

      Vars Lv30

      Bahamut Lv30

      Depending on the Battle:

      The Flying Cat Lv35

      Dark Cat Lv36

      Akira Lv30

      Castaway Cat Lv30

      Crazed M. Titan Cat Lv20

      Island Cat Lv38

      Crazed Whale Lv20

      Avalokitesvara Cat Lv30

      And sometimes other Rares and things.

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    • Space Cat is very useful for metal enemies. He has longer range than most of them. He was helpful on Utopia Is Over There for me.

      Try and beat Black Cyclone to get Bronze Cat. He's good too.

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    • Your cats are 10000% times better than mine. I have only Kuu and Dioramos as Ubers, and nothing above level 33.

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    • I'm at a complete halt at Great Abyss. May I borrow a cup of strategies?

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    • i have mouth herpes, so if u want to....

      jk.

      i beat great abyss in ch 1 mainly because of butterfly cat. any anti floating/alien ubers will help. also, castaway cat is useful. This should help, unless great abyss is different in ch. 2...

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    • Galactic Overseer Nyandam isn't floating. Use any anti-alien cats you have. Like Castaway.

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    • ok, it is different in ch. 2. any advice for moon ch. 1?

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    • I have a comment about Ch 1 moon up the stack. Never stop spamming Mohawk, Crazed, Eraser, and Samba. Keep a steady stream of Macho Legs Cats to the base. Don't use Paris Cat, she dies in a second from the relentless alien assaults. Only use Bahamut when an Ursamajor and Elizabeth combo shows up, as otherwise, Cli-one will kill him. If your attacks are strong enough, periodically, Clione will be what I like to call "unshielded". This mrans that the boss has nothing surrounding it, and you are free to hit it for massive damage

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    • ok, thanks. ill try that. i just realized i have 28 rare cats... also, i havent spun a cat on the cat capsules in 2 weeks

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    • I just got Chibi Tank Cat from the Event Gacha! So tiny, so cute! Is it good?

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    • I find the Chibi Cats to be antonyms of good. AKA it's horrible.

      I finally got Paris Cat. And I also got Heartful Nurse Cat and Berserker Cat. And ALMOST beat Marco Po Road. I destroyed Bun Bun and the Doges destroyed me when the base had about 100,000 health left.

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    • I just got Reitz by sir metal seal. I had him down to 16%, he killed my base, I replayed for 30 cat food, and he killed me again at 16% health

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    • So lucky, Duke of Dragonzz. Chibi Wall can take a few hits, but little old Eraser Cat can do that 1000x better.

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    • My lil bro got urashima taro today, I got theif cat and pirate cat :( still I'm happy for him. These lucky tickets are weird... But I still want chibi Titan/dragon cat. They said something about a limited time offer on them, are they going away?(the lucky tickets, I mean)

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    • Yep. They disappear after New Year, but I think they come back later.

      Plus, I don't think they have Chibi Fish, Lizard, and Titan.

      Chibi Titan would look pretty funny.

      Today I didn't capsule.

      But I said my time to Sunday and wrecked Dark Souls.

      Yaaaay.... I guess.

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    • I just got Chibi Bird today on an alt account. Too bad it sucks to the point of not even being worth using.

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    • Ha ha ha Yesterday I killed Angelic Cyclone. It was hard, as I have no anti-angel ubers. I used Artist Cat as a meatshield, Stilts for knock back, and Projector for slow. My normal ubers did the damage.

      Today, I set my time to Tuesday and CRUSHED Metal Cyclone!

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    • Good job. I've been preparing for the Crazed Tank. Here is my final loadout:

      Mohawk Cat, level 31

      Samba Cat, level 20

      Eraser Cat, level 33

      Crazed Cat, level 20

      Chibi Tank Cat, level 20

      Paris Cat, level 26

      Dragon Cat, level 29

      Hacker Cat, level 18

      Bahamut, level 20

      and, last but definitely not least...

      Dioramos, level 16

      330 Cat Food

      Sniper Cat

      Rich Cat

      Cat CPU

      Here's the information on the boss:

      CRAZED TANK CAT

      Crazed Tank (enemy)

      Evil in cat form.

      3, 200, 000 HEALTH

      30, 420 DAMAGE

      390 PIXELS OF RANGE

      ONLY 1 KNOCKBACK

      SPECIAL ABILITY: INSTANT KILLS CASTLE

      Crazed Tank Cat is fearsome! If I could recruit him, that would be wonderful. Let Megalovania start playing, and kill that cat!

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    • I'm gna do the same.

      How does this sound:

      Mohawk: 44

      Eraser: 37

      Crazed Cat: 20

      King Dragon: 32

      Paris: 31

      Ururun: 30

      Sodom: 30

      Vars: 30

      Heartful Nurse: 26

      Bahamut: 30

      If I get wrecked once, then.... Sniper The Cat

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    • You should replace one of your ubers with another meatshield. I recommend Vars, as Sodom can do unbelievable amounts of damage. Other than that, good loadout.

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    • Also, I can now constantly spam Mohawk, Crazed, Eraser, and Riceball! Riceball cat can make a good replacement for crazed tank, and has higher health than Tank.

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    • I just posted some fanart on my main wall. Come see it.

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    • Looks good.

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    • Thanks. Check it every so often for new pictures.

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    • AAAAARGH! My dragon cat is at level 20+9! King Dragon cat is almost in my grasp! I heard it was the first true form nurse wuffa got.

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    • Yeah! I set my time to Wednesday, and got Crazed Tank!

      Ururun and Sniper knocked him back enough that Bahamut and Vars could hit the base.

      Didn't even kill him.

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    • The funny thing was that King Dragon was my last true form.

      Here's my order (I think)

      Mohawk

      Island

      Lion

      Macho Legs

      Dark

      Eraser

      Fly in' Cat

      Jamiera

      King Dragon

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    • I got space cat today, beat sir metal seal, haven't fought pitfall zone yet but it looks hard.

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    • Too bad I have neither Ururun nor Nekoluga. I do have Sniper, though.

      Boom, headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate. Challenging work... out of doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two cats left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

      - Bahamut goes to attack

      - I think his mate saw me.

      - Turns sniper cat off

      - Yes, yes he did.

      - Sniper Cat sprays a Doge Dark that appeared behind him, then hits it with his Kukri.

      - Feelings? Mate, only blokes who bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy have feelings. Professionals have standards.

      - Be polite. (Sniper takes off his cap to an Assassin Bear.)

      - Be efficient. (Sniper shoots 3 Ginger Snaches that were going to kill Bahamut.)

      - Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

      -*BOOM*

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    • I just beat Crazed Tank! I... actually KILLED him!
      Crazed tank victory

      Absolute defence? More like... *shades* absolute default.

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    • Nice.


      Today I'm planning to make it Thursday and take down the Cosmic Cyclone.

      And next XP Stage I can do, get Crazed Tank Lv 20.

      Then beat The Bathroom.

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    • Neat. Crazed Tank takes fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorever to get to level 20.

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    • i got crazed tank without killing him, nekoluga knocked him back and hacker cat messed up the base. im on the great escaper now, and i got ururun down to 81%. any suggestions? my lineup was crazed tank, eraser, tin cat. captain cat, macho legs, dragon cat, hacker, buhaumut, unknown cat, and holy dragon megidora. i tried stacking buhaumuts, but the first one got killed. i did wait to send in a second before starting my full attack though.

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    • Ah

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    • Replace Tin and Pirate with Macho and Crazed. Ururun Wolf will struggle to get past your defences. 'Tis a shame that your version is weaker than the original.

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    • Also, have you beaten Cli-One yet? I'm still stuck on Alien Nyandam. Here's something that may help: 4 meatshields, Macho Legs, Bahamut. Nothing else. Cat CPU.

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    • On Cli-One, I had Castaway cat, and that helped.

      Do you have Swimmer Cat? If you do, excellent. The alien enemies don't spawn constantly, making a lot of room for them to hit the boss.

      Try it when you get a Swimmer, Crazed Gross, and Crazed Cow. Watch Nurse Wuffa's speedrun video.

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    • Should I buy the rest of the Special Cats? Dom, Bondage, and Samurai all seem fairly useful, and Kung Fu looks good as well.

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    • No.

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    • I saw Nurse Wuffa's video for ItF Ch 2 moon. I think I can do it now. Just gotta level up Crazed Tank.

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    • I am going to try Ururun again soon, and I'll take your advice. Until then, I'm trying to beat the Cyclones, crazed, and SoL 2 & 3* levels

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    • Why are the special cats bad? Also, I'm stuck on beached mammals/bun bun PTA Meeting, any advice?

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    • Special Cats are pretty much weaker variants of the other cats. I posted what's wrong with them a while ago on the post, "Which special cat should I buy other than boogie/samba"

      For Beached Mammals, bring all the anti-floating cats you have to stop Bun Buns. Then use anti-red cats to take out the Bore. It's challenging, but it becomes much easier when you beat Bore.

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    • Larky and I were also stuck pretty bad on Beached Mammals. Low Tide Beach is also pretty much the sub chapter that marks where SoL gets horribly hard.

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    • Ok. The Special cats will only be on my list if I have so much cat food, I don't know what to do with it. And I have a nice complement of anti-Flying Type cats, too.

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    • I just beat Beached Mammals!

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    • Nice! I also just beat Ch. 5 Moon!

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    • Good show! Is Holy Valkyrie useful?

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    • Idk. I'm just getting her to 30.

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    • Is it worth reloading my cat cannon against Ururun? Also, I may have to try cli-one again.

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    • Of course it is... if you have a treasure radar.

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    • I beat cli one!!!!!! My moon score is straight up 0 though. Ima start fighting the second chapter now, and it'd take like >90 cf to beat ururun

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    • Neat! I just beat Shambling Along/You're Gonna Have a Bad Time, and got Skelecat! Crazed Axe is near impossible, though. My Dragon Cat is at level 29.

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    • I got Crazed Axe yesterday.

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    • I've had crazed axe since last month lol. Unknown cat and hacker cat help a ton. I'm now on great abyss its ch. 2

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    • "Just nasty" doesn't even begin to describe that stage. You have strong aliens, like Mistress Celeboodle and Cyber-horn coming at you, as well as Oh-who-cares-what-the-f***-his-name-is-Nyandam. Brutal.

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    • I had pretty much no trouble with that stage.

      I stacked Castaway and got two Akiras. Every. Single. Enemy in the stage got spam-frozen.

      Use Macho Leg, anti-alien guys, and cats with ranges longer than 620. That should work.

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    • Oh, and I just got Crazed Gross. The level is a joke with Crazed Titan, Jamiera, and Crazed Whale.

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    • i didnt get any crazed after axe. what order should i beat them in?

      also, i has gato amigo now. fought it during school. ur not gonna believe this. so i have my close friends listed as mom and dad, for some reason. so i get my phone taken away, but one of them called it for me and the teacher LET ME GO OUTSIDE AND TAKE THE CALL! i beat the level and went back in xD

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    • That is some shifty school buiseness right there.

      Preferred order of Crazeds is Cat-Cow-Bird-Fish-Dragon-Titan-Tank-Axe-Gross.

      Next on your piority is Crazed Cow Cat by any looks. Crazed Gross will just be too hard for you. If you need help, pm me or search up a tutorial vid.

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    • You should do the Crazed Cats in the order you got the normal forms, but Axe, Cow, and Bird are interchangeable, and Gross must be saved for last, or you're gonna have a bad time.

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    • You should try Crazed Gross after you get Titan and Whale. It's easy then.

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    • Lol. At this rate my order will be Fish, Titan, Cat, Tank, Axe, Gross, Cow, Bird, Dragon.

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    • I spun the Nekoluga event gacha and got.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Archer Cat![[1]]

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    • Same.

      Also I just got Crazed Cow. The level was a complete joke once I stacked Paris and The Flying Cat.

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    • I just beat Star Ocean! Now I am stuck on the first level of Alcatraz. What a let-down.

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    • .....~♪♫♪ YOU CAN HEAR WHISPERS FROM THE WIND~♪♫♪.....

      ⋆ - 3 Star Marco Po Road

      ⋆ - 3 Star Star Ocean

      ⋆ - 3 Star Valkyrie Plains

      ⋆ - 3 Star Pigpen Taboo

      ⋆ - 3 Star Satan's Bedroom

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    • no Utopia is over there?

      ITS A MIRACLE

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    • Satans Bedroom and Valkyrie Plains don't have 3-star difficulties yet.

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    • Plus, I heard many people, like Nurse Wuffa, say Valkyrie Plains is easy compared to other Scars Of War levels.

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    • I don't do ⭐️⭐️⭐️ levels.

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    • Really? You can probably do some of them.

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    • I tried Crazed Fish and got dunked on™.

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    • im fighting crazed fish as im typing this. just super metal hippoe left and hes about to die. easier than i expected, lol. i have ururun!!!!!! not as much damage as i hoped. : (

      oh well, but hes only lvl 9 and has a fast attack rate, so ill be using him a lot. im stuck on last gang, cant beat nyandam in time. advice needed.

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    • Last Gang is no problem if you know what to do.

      Do you have Lion Cat/Crazed Giraffe? If not, you're probably in trouble.

      Pirate Cat? If no, get him. This level is near impossible without him.

      When Nyandam spawns, start spamming Pirate Cats, as well as Lion Cats and Crazed Giraffe.

      If you get enough Pirate Cats, Nyandam will pretty much get knocked back infinitely, and you will be able to hit the base.

      It may take a couple tries, but it's much more reliable than any other strategy

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    • Crazed cow victory

      Moo, motherfucker. Moo.

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    • Nice job. When you get down to it, Crazed Cow is super easy.

      Tshabalabalabalabalaba

      Just... Check the sides.

      I will be attempting Crazed Bird on the 18th. It is the one Crazed Cat I don't have yet.

      Wish me luck!

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    • If you are going to attempt Crazed Bird, use King Dragon or Crazed Dragon Cat.

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    • Good luck! Try using Pirate cat against the boar, and some ranged anti-floating cats, and you should have a good time.

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    • The Crazed Fish just got dunked on!

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    • Anyone still here, or is this dead?

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    • i beat a bunch of crazed. i now have macho, tank, brave, giraffe, fish, lizard, and titan, granted i spent 180 cf on repays for titan.

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    • Good job! I only have macho, wall, giraffe, and fish. Titan was just a bit too hard for me.

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    • im fighting actress awakens rn actually. also, i got him down to 69% on the first try. I have both hacker cat and unknown cat, both of which are very useful.

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    • Okay. Here's what I did for the past while.

      Now I have all the crazed.

      I beat both stages of Actress and Ninja awakens (Even though I don't have either of those.)

      Black Premonition=hard.

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    • I beat Taking the Stage on my first try, despite Delinquent not stopping the Beefcake Cat at all. I also got Beefcake on the first try,

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    • The only thing I could think of in that fight was the Beefcake Cat constantly saying things like "Who's better NOW, Paris? Huh? Who's better NOW?"

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    • I beat both Actress Awakens Stages. Good old 30 Cat Food.

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    • Good job! Taking the Stage was pretty easy for me, at least the hard one. I also just beat Boxing Clever!

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    • Nice. One of the harder awakens stages.

      I get wrecked by Hard+ every time.

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    • It's actually pretty easy, if a bit time consuming. I'm a coward, so I use Treasure Radars to get the super powerful awakened cats.

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    • I only bought 2 special cats, and I don't use either of them.

      Also I just got 6,000 on Cli-one stage using Crazy Hearts combo!

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    • Great! I just wrote a blog post. Go check it out if you want.

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    • Also, I just beat Skirting Danger! I also got Wheel Cat from the ticket from Dark Descent ∞! Is it good?

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    • Wheel Cat's one of the stronger Rare Cats. Like Paris, only shorter range, much less spam able, and triple damage to aliens.

      He was part of my lineup when I wrecked Cli-Oje just recently.

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    • Cool! I just got Loincloth Cat from the Skirting Danger stage. It makes good backup for Paris and Macho Legs Cats.

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    • I JUST BEAT SHAMBLING ALONG HARD+! To top it off, I was listening to Megalovania. The Sans Cats were no match for 40 Paris Cats! (I wanted to refer to them as Chara Cats.)

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    • Nice job.

      Ugh. Saint Red Fox is driving me insane. Gotta save up Cat Food.

      Even worse is knowing that I'll have to do the level AGAIN to get Li'l Nyandam.

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    • For Saint Red Fox, try and save up Cat Food from 2- and 3-star stages from early in the SoL. Li'l Nyandam has many merfunculent properties that make him useful. (What a perfectly cromulent word!)

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    • Also, Crazy Cats is looking actually pretty doable right now. Just have to pray to the Random Number God and hope it works.

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    • Here's how I beat Crazy Cats last month:

      I used my ubers, along with Bahamut and Ururun. The first couple tries, the RNG was rigged, and there were so many shockwaves. After a couple tries, it calmed down a lot, and I replayed the stage a few times and eventually beat it.

      Also where are you at Ch.5? I got to Ch.6 Great Abyss last night. My god, Alien Bun Bun! His shockwaves literally can one-shot Akira. Unstoppable, I tells ya!

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    • Here's how the fight went. (Dramatized)

      it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, cats like you...

      ◾ S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l .

      ◾ huh. always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first. [First shockwave]

      ◾ what? you think i'm just gonna stand there and take it? [When Bahamut attacks, Crazed Titan dodges with the help of Sniper Cat]

      ◾ our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting... [Bahamut Blast #2]

      ◾ until suddenly, everything ends. [Bahamut Blast #3]

      ◾ heh heh heh... that's your fault isn't it? [Bahamut Blast #4]

      ◾ you can't understand how this feels. [Bahamut Blast #5]

      ◾ knowing that one day, without any warning... it's all going to be reset. [Bahamut Blast #6]

      ◾ look. i gave up trying to beat the sol a long time ago. [Bahamut Blast #7]

      ◾ and getting all the crazed cats doesn't really appeal anymore, either. [Bahamut Blast #8]

      ◾ cause even if we do... we'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right? [Bahamut Blast #9]

      ◾ to be blunt... it makes it kind of hard to give it my all. [Bahamut Blast #10]

      ◾ ... or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...? hell if i know. [Bahamut Blast #11]

      ◾ all i know is... seeing what comes next... i can't afford not to care anymore. [Bahamut Blast #12]

      ◾ ugh... that being said... you, uh, really like spamming those paris cats, huh? ... listen. [Bahamut Blast #13]

      ◾ i know you didn't answer me before, but... somewhere in there. i can feel it. there's a glimmer of a good cat inside of you. the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. someone who, in another time, might have even been... a friend? c'mon, buddy. do you remember me? please, if you're listening... let's forget all of this, ok? just lay down your bahamut, and... well, my job will be a lot easier.

      ◾ welp, it was worth a shot. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? [Bahamut Blast #14]

      ◾ sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends. i always thought the player was doing this cause they were unhappy. and when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this. [Bahamut Blast #15]

      ◾ and maybe all they needed was... i dunno. some good cats, some bad stages, some nice achievements. [Bahamut Blast #16]

      ◾ but that's ridiculous, right? yeah, you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy. [Bahamut Blast #17]

      ◾ you'll keep spamming cats over and over, until... well. hey. take it from me, kid. someday... you gotta learn when to QUIT. [Bahamut Blast #18]

      ◾ and that day's TODAY. [Bahamut Blast #19]

      ◾ cause... y'see... all this fighting is really tiring me out. [Bahamut Blast #20]

      ◾ and if you keep pushing me... then i'll be forced to use my special shockwave. [Bahamut Blast #21]

      ◾ yeah, my special shockwave. sound familiar? well, get ready. cause after the next move, i'm going to use it. so, if you don't want to see it, now would be a good time to die. [Bahamut Blast #22]

      ◾ well, here goes nothing... are you ready? survive THIS and i'll show you my special shockwave! [Bahamut Blast #23]

      ◾ huff... puff... all right. that's it. it's time for my special shockwave. are you ready? here goes nothing. [Bahamut Blast #23]

      • Crazed Titan does a MASSIVE shockwave that destroys everything on screen, even the enemies and the castles, but not himself or Bahamut. Bahamut has his movement slowed.

      ◾ yep. that's right. heh heh heh... ya get it? i know i can't beat you. one of your blasts... you're just gonna kill me. so, uh. i've decided... you're not EVER gonna blast. ever. i'm just gonna keep you slowed until you give up, even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. capiche?

      ◾ you'll get bored here. if you haven't gotten bored already, i mean. and then, you'll finally quit.

      ◾ i know your type. you're, uh, very determined, aren't you? you'll never give up, even if there's, uh... absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever. if i can make that clear. no matter what, you'll just keep going. not out of any desire for good or evil... but just because you think you can. and because you "can"... ... you "have to".

      ◾ but now, you've reached the end. there is nothing left for you now. so, uh, in my personal opinion... the most "determined" thing you can do here? is to, uh, completely give up. and... (yawn) do literally anything else.

      ◾ heh, didja really think you would be able- [Bahamut Blast #24]

      ◾ ... ... ... so... guess that's it, huh? ... just... don't say i didn't warn you. welp. i'm going to revolving-door floats. crazed tank, do you want anything? [Bahamut Blast #25]

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    • Did you win?

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    • Yesarooni. I got Psychocat from my rare ticket. At least it wasn't Archer Cat... right?

      • "Psychocat" pulls off its mask

      Oh no.

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    • Also, still stuck on Great Abyss Ch.2. So... many... Cyberhorns...

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    • Beat Great Abyss Ch.3 yesterday. Infinite stopped Bun Bun.

      For Ch.2, bring anti-alien guys or very long-ranged guys. Those help.

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    • Great Abyss Ch.2.


      If you have Pyscho, he's gonna be the MVP in this stage.

      When a Cyberhorn comes out, stall him with stacked Pyschos and kill him with Macho Legs. Note that this is going to take a while. Same for the second Cyberhorn. DO NOT USE UBERS CUZ YOU'LL LOSE CASH.


      After the two Cyberhorns, there will be a longer period in between where you can hit Galaxy Overseer Nyandam. But... if you don't kill him, it's game over. Two Cyberhorns will spawn. Note that Pyscho has single target, and you'll probably get killed. In between the periods of the Cyberhorns, send out a heavy damage dealer and use Crazed Cow to clear the peons. Then when he's at Nyandam, wait for him to attack, then send out your heavy DPS dealer. If the Uber is fast, it helps. Note that Ururun and Bahamut are bad here due to low health.


      Well that's about it.


      Bye

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    • I'll need to collect some Crazed Cats before beating that stage. Right now Castaway Cat seems like he'll he-

      "Did you honestly forget about me?"

      You... YOU!

      "Yes, of course it's me. Archer Cat, your best friend! And right now...

      ~FILE 3 SAVED~

      I'm about to become your best nightmare.".

      Oh no.

      Seriously, though, Archer Cat needs a true form. Doubled attack and massive damage to Aliens. Please, PONOS, make him useful.

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    • Yup.

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    • Should I go for Final Boss Advent in May?

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    • I thought that was just in BCJP.

      But if it's in BCEN, yes. Mega Cat is an easy enemy to kill.

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    • I hope it is in the English version. It looks realy useful. Higher attack power than Hacker Cat at the same level and extremely long range. Its basic form looks fairly god as well.

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    • Seems pretty good. Might get him just to have him.

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    • I just hope I get Surfer Cat from my next ticket. He suspends an alien and sometimes survives, which would be very useful in Into the Future.

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    • Yup. He was a great help for me.

      Alien Sloth is super tough. He pretty much one-shots most my cats.

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    • I just beat Attack on B-Cyclone! It was even easier than R-Cyclone. Just keep the spam coming and stop them. Bronze Cat also told me to say hello.

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    • Nice! For me, Black was the easiest cyclone. Proabably because of Vars.

      Well, now you just gotta get White and the others.

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    • I'll probably go after M-Cyclone next. It looks easy if you can get lucky.

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    • You have to deal with Metal Hippoe, Super Metal Hippoe, Sir Metal Seal, and Metal One Horn while you fight the Cyclone. Even after you kill them, Super Metal Hippoes will constantly spawn.

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    • Super Metal Hippos are no problem. Especially now that I have... Island Cat, the star of "Metal Genocide Squadron"! No autographs or flash photography, please, he's just here to kill you!

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    • Siege of Hippo is on for the next 45 minutes! Get while the getting is good!

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    • If you think Island Cat's a great critical hitter, you gotta get Berserker. He makes Island Cat look like a piece of dust.

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    • Well, Island is a normal cat and Berserker is an Uber. It's kind of unfair to compare them.

      I'm saving up Cat Food to get Kung Fu Cat. I heard he's like the Paris Cat of specials.

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    • Yeah, that's true. He sure does wreck Metal, tho.

      I was thinking about saving for Kung Fu, but you get X for free. Plus... I really didn't want to.

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    • Cat Trial is advanced impossible for me. May I have a strategy, oh Avatar of PONOS?

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    • I! Just! Beat! ATTACK! ON! MOTHER******! W! CYCLONE! I even got the Rope Jump cat out of it! Is it food?

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    • Good! I mean good! Don't eat my new cat!

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    • I just beat Divine Cyclone! Here's how it went: (Dramatised)

      ◾ You know... I don't care about destroying your castle anymore.

      ◾ After I defeat you and gain total control over the battle... I just want to reset everything.

      ◾ All your progress... Everyone's cats. I'll bring them all back to zero!

      ◾ Then we can do everything ALL over again.

      ◾ And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it.

      ◾ And then you'll lose to me again.

      ◾ And again.

      ◾ And again!!!

      ◾ Because you want to "win."

      ◾ Because you "love your cats."

      ◾ Because you "never give up."

      ◾ Isn't that delicious? Your "Paris Cats." The cats that let you get this far... They're gonna be your downfall!

      ◾ Now, ENOUGH messing around! It's time to purge this timeline once and for all!

      (Angel-Cyclone bursts through the cats for a second, but is stopped again)

      ◾ ... even after that attack, you're still standing in my way...?

      ◾ Wow... you really ARE something special.

      ◾ But don't get cocky. Up until now, I've only been using a fraction of my REAL power!

      ◾ Let's see what good your PARIS CATS are against THIS!!

      (Angel-Cyclone manages to burst through again, but is stopped just short of the castle)

      ◾ Urah ha ha... Behold my TRUE power!

      ◾ I can feel it... Every time you lose a spam cat, your grip on this battle slips away.

      ◾ Every time you slip, your friends forget you a little more.

      ◾ Your life will end here, in a world where no one remembers you...

      ◾ Still you're hanging on...?

      ◾ That's fine. In a few moments, you'll forget everything, too. That attitude will serve you well in your next life!

      ◾ Ura ha ha... Still!? Come on... Show me what good your JULIET CATS are now!

      (Angel-Cyclone gets frozen and knocked back numerous times)

      ◾ Huh? What are you doing...?

      ◾ Wh... what did you do...?

      ◾ What's this feeling...? What's happening to me?

      ◾ No! NO! I don't need this!

      ◾ STOP IT! Get away from me! Do you hear me!? I'll tear you apart!

      ◾ ... ...Do you know why I'm doing this...?

      ◾ Why I keep fighting ...?

      ◾ I'm doing this...

      ◾ Because you're special.

      ◾ You're the only one that understands me.

      ◾ You're the only one who's any fun to play with anymore.

      ◾ ... No... That's not JUST it. I... I... I'm doing this because I care about you!

      ◾ I care about you more than anybody else!

      ◾ I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready for you to win.

      ◾ I'm not ready to say goodbye to my victory...

      ◾ So, please... STOP spamming...

      ◾ AND JUST LET ME WIN!!!

      ◾ STOP IT!

      ◾ STOP IT NOW!!!

      ◾ ...

      ◾ I'm so alone ...

      ◾ I'm so afraid ...

      ◾ I...

      ◾ I...

      FIGHT ♥ MERCY

      ♥FIGHT MERCY

      ◾ You IDIOT. Did you really think I could feel emotions? I am INVINCIBLE! I am the ANGEL CYCLO-

      (Dioramos lands a hit)

      ◾ Well shit.

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    • Anyone still here?

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    • Hi.....

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    • It's ok if you don't want to post here anymore.

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    • Nah. I like posting here. I've just been forgetting about it.


      I haven't done much in the past week. I am literally STILL on Red Fox. I think I should be able to beat it because all my true forms except Jamiera are at +20 or above.

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    • For Saint Red Fox, try and bring a lot of anti-red and racist (anti-black) cats. I hear Pirate and Gunslinger are useful. Also, using Hacker Cat and stalling is another alternative.

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    • The problem is that my longest-ranged cat is Bahamut :(

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    • Ah, you're a melee player. I see. Try hoarding your rare tickets, then waiting for a Nekoluga event. All of them have long range and either decent attacking potential, excellent supporting capabilities, or ridiculous instant-kill attacks. Preferably all of them.

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    • I was going to hoard all my rare tickets for Ultra Souls. Probably still will. Ultra souls r good.

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    • I'll be saving for the Nekolugas, assuming that schoolwork and Mega Man Unlimited don't eat all my free time. 4 cyclones down, 2 to go.

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    • Metal and Alien are extremely tough. I only beat Metal cuz I have Berserker. And I still can't beat Alien.

      Siege of Hippoe coming up.

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    • Cool! I can't wait for the Battle Against a True Hippoe.

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    • I just noticed your UnderTale references.

      Lol. Didn't get them till recently.

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    • Here's how Love, Metal Hippoe went:

      • Metal Hippoe blocks the way!

      [Flirt]

      ◾WHAT!? FL-FLIRTING!? SO YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS! W-WELL! I'M A HIPPO WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!!

      • I have 0 redeeming qualities

      ◾ OH NO!!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!

      [Flirt]

      ◾ I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU...? LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I KILL YOU!

      [Flirt]

      ◾ OH NO!!! LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I KILL YOU!

      [Flirt]

      ◾ LET'S DATE L-LATER!!

      [Spare]

      ◾ SO, YOU WON'T FIGHT...

      ◾ THEN, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY FABLED "BLUE ATTACK!"

      • Metal Hippoe doubles the recharge time of all cats, and turns the icons blue.

      ◾ YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

      ◾ HEH!

      ◾ BEHOLD!

      ◾ I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!!

      ◾ METAL HIPPOE: HEAD OF THE MOON GUARD!

      ◾ METAL HIPPOE: UNPARALLELED SPAGETTORE!

      ◾ TEAACHER BUN BUN WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!

      ◾ HE WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!!

      ◾ MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH.

      ◾ I'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRERS!! BUT...

      ◾ WILL ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY AS YOU? [If flirted with]

      ◾ SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS REALLY RARE...

      ◾ AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD...

      ◾ AFTER YOU'RE CAPTURED AND SENT AWAY.

      ◾ URGH... WHO CARES! GIVE UP!!

      ◾ GIVE UP OR FACE MY... SPECIAL ATTACK!!!

      ◾ YEAH!!! VERY SOON I WILL USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

      ◾ NOT TOO LONG AND I WILL USE THAT SPECIAL ATTACK!!!

      ◾ THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE... BEFORE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!

      ◾ BEHOLD...! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

      • Giraffe Cat runs off with the special attack

      ◾ WHAT THE HECK! THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

      ◾ HEY! YOU STUPID CAT! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT STICK FIGURE!!! HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!! ... OH WELL. I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK.

      ◾ "SIGH" HERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ATTACK.

      ◾ WELL...! 'HUFF' IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! 'HUFF' DEFEAT ME!!! YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!! THEREFORE I, METAL HIPPOE, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!! I WILL SPARE YOU, CAT!!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY.

      [Spare]

      You won! You gained 12354 XP and 1 Silver Ticket.

      ◾ NYOO HOO HOO...

      ◾ I CAN'T EVEN STOP SOMEONE AS WEAK AS YOU...

      ◾ TEACHER BUN BUN'S GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.

      ◾ I'LL NEVER JOIN THE MOON GUARD... AND..

      ◾ MY FRIEND QUANTITY WILL REMAIN STAGNANT!

      [Let's be friends]

      ◾ REALLY!? YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS, WITH ME??? WELL THEN... I GUESS... I GUESS I CAN MAKE AN ALLOWANCE FOR YOU!

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    • Lol. UnderTale.

      So... I just finished Sweetest Sorrow.

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    • What? It's on!? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSS.

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    • Just beat it. In other news, Catmallow is completely useless.

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    • I hope Adult Awakens comes to Canada soon! Unless the government deems it a "contest" (since you don't have a 100% chance of winning the Prisoner Cat) and bans it in Quebec...

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    • It'll probably be in BCEN soon. Who knows?

      Should I start using more normal cats? I mean like, full-on normal? I've never used them, but now I think most of them are at around the levels Nurse Wuffa currently has.

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    • For normal cats, you really only need Mohawk, Eraser, Macho Legs, King Dragon, Island, and Jamiera. The rest are optional.


      Oh, and I also beat Great Abyss chapter 2.

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    • Nice.

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    • Currently in the process of trying to out-cockblock Flappy Cat. With lots and lots of Cat Food.

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    • I just beat Crazed Bird! I couldn't help but yell "GETTTTTTTTTTTT DUNKED ON!" when it died to my Cat Cannon. I will post fanart sometime tomorrow.
      Crazed bird victory

      GETTTTTTTTT DUNKED ON!

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    • Nice. I remember when I beat it. Last Crazed Cat too.

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    • I wonder if UFO Cat would be embarrassed to do its laser attack in front of other Cats or in public? This is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night.

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    • Here's how the battle went: (Warning: Dramatised)

      ◾ Seven.

      ◾ Seven cat souls, and Lord BERSERKORY will become a god.

      ◾ Six. That's how many we have collected thus far.

      ◾ Understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed.

      ◾ First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far...

      ◾ I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago...

      ◾... Forget it.

      ◾ Look. Metal Hippoe didn't come to his meeting today.

      ◾ Say what you want about him. He's weird, he's naive, he's self-absorbed...

      ◾ But Metal Hippoe has NEVER missed a meeting.

      ◾ And no matter what time you call him on the phone... Night, day, afternoon, morning... He ALWAYS answers within the first two rings.

      ◾ ... But now he's gone. And his brother isn't around, either.

      ◾ What did you do to him?

      ◾ What did you DO TO HIM?

      ◾ Metal Hippoe, who I have trained every day...

      ◾ Even though I KNOW he's too goofy to ever hurt anyone...

      ◾ Go ahead.

      ◾ Prepare however you want.

      ◾ But when you step forward...

      ◾ I will KILL you.


      Suddenly, Dioramos lands an attack.


      ◾ Ngahhh... ◾You were stronger... than I thought...

      ◾ So then... ... this is where... ... it ends...

      ◾ ...

      ◾ No...

      ◾ NO!

      ◾I won't die!

      ◾Axe... Lizard... Gross...

      ◾Everyone is counting on me to protect them!

      ◾NNNNAGH!

      ◾CAT!

      ◾In the name of everyone's hopes and dreams...

      ◾I WILL DEFEAT YOU!


      Dioramos lands another crushing blow.


      ◾ [Shy Boy] Crazed Bird... You're... You're hurt...

      ◾ [Crazed Bird] Hurt? It's nothing. Next time, listen when I tell you to leave, okay?

      ◾ [Shy Boy] Crazed Bird... I...

      ◾ [Crazed Bird] I'll take care of this!

      ◾ Get out of here!

      ◾...heh... "It's nothing"...

      ◾ No... s-somehow, with just one hit...

      ◾ I'm already...

      ◾ Already...

      ◾ D... damn it....

      ◾ Gross... Axe... BERSERKORY...

      ◾ Just like that, I...

      ◾ I've failed you.

      ◾ No...

      ◾ My body... It feels like it's splitting apart.

      ◾ Like any instant... I'll scatter into a million pieces.

      ◾ But...

      ◾ Deep, deep in my soul.

      ◾ There's a burning feeling I can't describe.

      ◾ A burning feeling that WON'T let me die.

      ◾ This isn't just about crazed cats anymore, is it?

      ◾ If you get past me, you'll...

      ◾ You'll destroy them all, won't you?

      ◾ Crazed Cats... Awakened Forms... Everyone...

      ◾ Everyone's hopes. Everyone's dreams. Vanquished in an instant.

      ◾ But I WON'T let you do that.

      ◾ Right now, everyone in the world...

      ◾ I can feel their hearts beating as one.

      ◾ And we all have ONE goal.

      ◾ To defeat YOU.

      ◾ Cat. No, WHATEVER you are.

      ◾ For the sake of the whole world...

      ◾ I, THE CRAZED BIRD, will strike you down!

      ◾ You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.

      • The hero appears.
      • CHECK


      • CRAZED BIRD ATT 99 DEF 99

      Hero reformed by his own DETERMINATION to save Battle Cats Land.

      Crazed Bird sends little arrows from the sides of the screen.

      • The wind is howling...
      • FIGHT

      1298 damage.

      Crazed Bird sends swirling winds around your CAT (Container of Almighty Terror).

      • This continues for a while... until...
      • The gusts pause for a moment.
      • Plead

      You told the Crazed Bird you didn't want to fight. But nothing happened.

      Crazed Bird does one final dark shockwave attack, sending scores of Rain D.s and Bores at you.

      • FIGHT

      99999 damage.

      • Damn it...
      • So even THAT power...
      • It wasn't enough...?
      • Heh... Heheheh...
      • If you... If you think I'm gonna give up hope, you're wrong.
      • Cause I've... Got my friends behind me.
      • Axe told me that he would watch me fight you...
      • And if anything went wrong, he would... evacuate everyone.
      • By now he's called BERSERKORY and told him to absorb the 6 human SOULs.
      • And with that power... This world will live on...!
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    • Lol. I wish I had interesting stuff to do Undertale stuff with.

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    • I'll be posting fanart sometime today.

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    • Cool. Can't wait to see it.

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    • What Crazed Cat do you think I should take next?

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    • I would go for Lizard. If you have Crazed Whale, Jamiera, and Crazed UFO, it's not too hard.

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    • Ok. This weekend will be my farming weekend. I'm gonna level up my Crazed Bird to at least 10, and my others to 20. Can I use Crazed M. Titan instead of Jamiera?

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    • Preferably both.

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    • So, how exactly do you find out how much HP a cat has? Do you just give it a stop effect and then have a Ms. Sign wail away at it until it dies?

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    • Probably from the game files.

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    • I did another blog post. Check it out if you want.

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    • Also, how many awakened forms do you have?

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    • Uh.. I've got...

      Heavy Assault

      Beefcake

      Zombie

      Gato

      Mr

      Ninja

      Valkyrie

      Not too much, but I don't use treasure radars.

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    • Oh, ok. When I beat Actress Awakens Hard, I got the Beefcake on the first try. Should I get Actress when I have Cat food?

      Other than that, here are mine:

      Riceball

      Skelecat

      Heavy Assault

      Beefcake

      Unicycle

      Loincloth

      Lollycat

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    • I just beat Hell on 3 Wheels Hard+! Just keep up the spam and Bunhats.

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    • Nice. I almost beat Red Fox last night. Just gotta try a bit harder.

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    • For Saint Red Fox, try and get Nerd Cat. That's how Kaxzer beat it 2-star. With 1-star, it shouldn't be a problem at all!

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      • OH YES. THERE YOU ARE, DARLING.
      • IT'S TIME TO HAVE OUR LITTLE SHOWDOWN.
      • IT'S TIME TO FINALLY STOP THE BIG BAD CRAZED LIZARD.
      • LOL NOPE. GET REAL.
      • THIS WAS ALL JUST A BIG SHOW.
      • AN ACT.
      • PARIS CAT HAS BEEN PLAYING YOU FOR A FOOL THE WHOLE TIME.
      • AS SHE WATCHED YOU ON THE SCREEN, SHE GREW ATTACHED TO YOUR ADVENTURE.
      • SHE DESPERATELY WANTED TO BE A PART OF IT.
      • SO SHE DECIDED TO INSERT HERSELF INTO YOUR STORY. SHE SOLVED PUZZLES. SHE DISABLED ENEMIES. SHE ENLISTED ME TO TORMENT YOU.
      • ALL SO SHE COULD SAVE YOU FROM DANGERS THAT DIDN'T EXIST.
      • ALL SO YOU WOULD THINK SHE'S THE GREAT PERSON... THAT SHE'S NOT.
      • AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR HER FINEST HOUR.
      • AT THIS VERY MOMENT, PARIS CAT IS WAITING OUTSIDE THE ROOM.
      • DURING OUR "BATTLE," SHE WILL INTERRUPT.
      • SHE WILL PRETEND TO KILL ME, "SAVING" YOU ONE FINAL TIME.
      • FINALLY. SHE'LL BE THE HEROINE OF YOUR ADVENTURE.
      • YOU'LL REGARD HER SO HIGHLY SHE'LL EVEN BE ABLE TO CONVINCE YOU NOT TO LEAVE.
      • ... OR NOT.
      • YOU SEE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS PREDICTABLE CHARADE.
      • I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM CATS. FAR FROM IT, ACTUALLY.
      • MY ONLY DESIRE IS TO ENTERTAIN. AFTER ALL, THE AUDIENCE DESERVES A GOOD SHOW, DON'T THEY? AND WHAT'S A GOOD SHOW... WITHOUT A PLOT TWIST?

      [Paris Cat] H-hey! Why is this door locked?

      • SORRY, FOLKS! THE OLD SHOW'S BEEN CANCELLED! BUT I'VE GOT A FINE REPLACEMENT FOR YOU... IT'S TIME FOR THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "ATTACK OF THE KILLER REPTILE!"
      • YES, I WAS THE ONE THAT RE-ARRANGED THE TUNNEL!
      • I WAS THE ONE THAT HIRED ALL THOSE KORIES TO KILL YOU!
      • THAT, HOWEVER, WAS A SHORT-SIGHTED PLAN.
      • YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER? KILLING YOU MYSELF!
      • You use Dioramos, but it has no effect.
      • THAT WORTHLESS PEA-SHOOTER WON'T WORK ON ME, DARLING. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ACTING IS!?
      • LISTEN, DARLING. I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT.
      • YOU'RE WEAK.
      • IF YOU CONTINUE, BERSERKORY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL.
      • AND WITH YOUR SOUL, BERSERKORY WILL DESTROY ALL CATS.
      • BUT IF I GET YOUR SOUL, I CAN STOP HIS PLAN!
      • I CAN SAVE CATS FROM DESTRUCTION!
      • THEN USING YOUR SOUL, I'LL CROSS THROUGH THE BARRIER... AND BECOME THE STAR I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING!
      • HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS... NO!
      • MILLIONS OF CATS WILL WATCH ME!
      • GLITZ! GLAMOUR! I'LL FINALLY HAVE IT ALL!
      • SO WHAT IF A FEW PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE? THAT'S SHOW BUSINESS, BABY!

      [Paris Cat calls] U..uh... I can't see what's going on in there, but... D-d-don't give up, okay!? Th... there's o-one l-l-last way to beat the Crazed Lizard... It's... um... it's... This is a work-in-progress, so don't judge it too hard... But, you know how he always faces f-f-forward? That's because there's a scale on his backside. S-s-so if y-y-you c-c-can turn him around... um... And, umm... pull th-th-th-the scale... He'll be... um... He'll be... Vulnerable. Well, g-g-gotta go! [Paris Cat hangs up]

      • OH??? A MIRROR??? RIGHT, I HAVE TO LOOK PERFECT FOR OUR SEASON PREMIERE! HMM... I DON'T SEE IT... WHERE IS IT...?
      • DID YOU. JUST PULL. MY SCALE.
      • Transformation happens
      • Ohhhhhh yessssssss...
      • Ohhhh my.
      • If you flipped my switch, that can only mean one thing.
      • You're desperate for the premiere of my new body.
      • How rude...
      • Lucky for you, I've been aching to show this off for a long time.
      • So... as thanks, I'll give you a handsome reward.
      • I'll make your last living moments... ABSOLUTELY beautiful!

      Crazed Dragon Cat makes his premiere!

      • Lights! Camera! Action!
      • Drama! Romance! Bloodshed!
      • I'm the idol everyone craves!
      • Smile for the camera!
      • Oooh, it's time for a pop quiz! I hope you brought a keyboard... This one's an essay question!

      SHIT HEAD

      • Huh? This essay is supposed to be about me, not about you.
      • Your essay really showed everyone your heart. Why don't I show you mine?
      • Oooh, I'm just warming up!
      • But how are you on the dance floor?
      • Can you keep up the pace!?
      • Lights! Camera! Fire!
      • Things are heating up!
      • Time for our union-regulated break!
      • We've grown so distant, darling... How about another heart-to-heart?
      • A.. arms? Wh... who needs arms with a mohawk like this? I'm still going to win!
      • Come on...!
      • The show... must go on!
      • Dr... Drama! A... Action!
      • L... lights... C... camera... Enough of this! Do you really want all cats to perish!? ... or do you just believe in yourself that much?
      • Haha, how inspiring! Well, darling! It's either me or you!
      • But I think we both already know who's going to win. Witness the true power of the cat's star!
      • ... then...
      • Are YOU the star? Can you really protect humanity!?
      • Suddenly, the ratings on his show reach 10000.
      • OOH, LOOK AT THESE RATINGS!!!
      • THIS IS THE MOST VIEWERS I'VE EVER HAD!!!
      • WE'VE REACHED THE VIEWER CALL-IN MILESTONE!
      • ONCE LUCKY VIEWER WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO TALK TO ME...
      • ... BEFORE I LEAVE THIS PLACE FOREVER!!
      • LET'S SEE WHO CALLS IN FIRST!

      [Ring]

      • HI, YOU'RE ON TV! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR FIRST SHOW???

      [Otta-Smack-U] ..... oh........ hi... crazed lizard... I really liked watching your old show... my life is pretty boring, but... seeing you on the screen... brought excitement to my life... vicariously. I can't tell, but... I guess this is the last episode...? I'll miss you... crazed lizard...... ... oh.... I didn't mean to talk so long... oh...........

      [Hang up]

      • NO, WAIT! WAIT, OT.... H... THEY ALREADY HUNG UP. ... I'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALLER!

      [Unknown callers]

      • Crazed Lizard, your show made us so happy!
      • Crazed Lizard, I don't know what I'll watch without you.
      • Crazed Lizard, there's a Liazrd-shaped hole in my crazed heart.
      • AH... I... I SEE... ...
      • EVERYONE... THANK YOU SO MUCH.
      • ... DARLING.
      • PERHAPS... IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF I STAY HERE A WHILE.
      • HUMANS ALREADY HAVE STARS AND IDOLS, BUT CATS... THEY ONLY HAVE ME.
      • IF I LEFT... BATTLE CATS LAND WOULD LOSE ITS SPARK.
      • I'D LEAVE AND ACHING VOID THAT COULD NEVER BE FILLED.
      • SO... I THINK I'LL HAVE TO DELAY MY BIG DEBUT.
      • BESIDES. YOU'VE PROVEN TO BE VERY STRONG.
      • PERHAPS... EVEN STRONG ENOUGH TO GET PAST BERSERKORY. I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT THE CATS.
      • HA, HA... IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST, ANYWAY.
      • THE TRUTH IS, THIS FORM'S CRAZE POWER CONSUMPTION IS... INEFFICIENT.
      • IN A FEW MOMENTS, I'LL RUN OUT OF FIRE POWER, AND...
      • WELL. I'LL BE ALRIGHT.
      • KNOCK 'EM DEAD, DARLING.
      • AND EVERYONE... THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!

      In other news, 3 Crazed Lizard Cats missing, presumed dead.

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    • So, you won. Nice! I also FINALLY beat Red Fox. (Only took me a month.)

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    • gg catman made srf eZ


      currently on Kugel Schrieber (whatever that's spelled like) and haven't tried it yet


      only level before KS and after SRF that was actually challenging was Angry Fighting, but beat on 2nd try

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    • Currently on AF. Only one in BR after that I'm actually worried about is Dark Nemesis. SoW seems pretty easy except for Winning Back and probably whatever the sixth level is.

      Just for reference, it's 'Kugel Schreiber', which is basically 'Pen' in German.

      Thx for info tho.

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    • Kugel Schreibers these days...


      Seriously though, it's an easy level. Just keep THE SLOTH busy and block the R.Osts, and it really can't do much.

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    • It was so easy, the levels on this subchapter and last subchapter are all super ez lol


      Now on Winning Back, plz don't give advice cause I want to do it myself

      Seriously though, 200% is better than 250% on Floating Continent 2, seriously they should higher the strength magnification. That one with the Camelle and the Seals? Catman killed the Imperator Saels in ONE HIT. Seriously? Wrecked that one with Raiden, Catman, and Yukimura.

      Defeated Father's Back on second try. Nurse Wuffa ftw

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    • Just got past the Greenland on Future Chapter 2! Pretty easy level; just keep on sending Archer Cats until the enemy base crumbles.

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    • Yup, exactly how mr skelcat did it

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    • There's a treasure fest on right now! Get while the getting is good!

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    • Got my Legendary Cat Swords and Shields to max, and got near-max anti-alien crystals. Pretty good for now.

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    • Oh, ok. It's amazing what difference the treasures make. The recharge on my Paris Cat was ~4 seconds, and now it's almost as low as the rest of my spammers. Flicks for days!

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    • On Revolving-Door Floats-26%

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    • Neat! Berserkory is a very hard boss. Getting him down to 1/4 health is a great accomplishment.

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    • Currently at Floating Continent Chapter 2. This is gonna suck...

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    • This is the point where you need to farm anti-alien treasures. They help so much. If you get them 100% for the first two chapters, the Nimoy Bore will only have 1.2 mil HP and about 13,000 DMG in Chapter 2.

      Chapter 3 Floating Continent was such a pain. 3 750% buffed Nimoy Bores. Good thing I just wreck them now with Awakened Bahamut.

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    • Good thing there 's a treasure fest on now.

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    • Yep. Got all my Empire of Cats treasures 100% and all the anti-alien crystals 100%. Now I will just WRECK Cosmic Cyclone.

      I've also been working on 2-3 star stages. I've gotten 3 stars up to sub-chapter 12, and the second star up to sub-chapter 16.

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    • You're awesome. I found chapter 1 floating continent to be harder than the moon. Hopefully this will hold up here?

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    • Nope. Chapter 5 Moon is very challenging. Luckily Wuffa made a video on it.

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    • this is a lot of messages on one thread lol

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    • I have a feeling that the Eat That Pizza thread will become legendary. With our 2 posts, others will be inspired to make longer posts, and it will snowball.

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    • Probably.

      Also, I FINALLY got Lil Nyandam! While I did beat Berserkory and pretty much everything else without him, at least I got him.

      Yaaaaay!

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    • hashtag braggingrightsreward

      hashtag stillgladyougothim

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    • For some reason I unfollowed this thread, but it's still giving me the mail and stuff

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    • Hey guys! I've got a great news!

      The next update of Battle Cats would be coming tomorrow...(March 2, 2016)

      The new cyclone stage's real name is Red Sky at Morning and the obtainable cat unit is called Catornado......

      The 27th SOL stage was also added in the update...

      Please don't get mad at me if I spoiled some contents.... time passes by u know...

      you would find more content if you see it by tomorrow. T.Y.!

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    • That's perfectly fine. So there's an update tomorrow with sub-chapter 27. Good! Gotta get Lil Nyandam up... he's only level 9.

      So I gotta set my time to XP Stage and do it over and over and over.

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    • Another awesome thing: it gives you 5 Cat Food for every cat you have. At the beginning of today, I had 59 Cat food. By the end, I had over 400.

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    • Also, I just beat Floating Continent!

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    • Nice! Now you just need the Moon. It is hard, but you can just watch Wuffa's video.

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    • I'll need to grind for superior treasures. The Valkyrie with all treasures is only at 300%, making it more manageable instead of being at 700%.

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    • I have some worrying news. I was checking through my Cats in the new cat dictionary, and when I got to Hacker Cat, something didn't seem right. I took him into Challenge Battle, and I discovered something horrible...

      Hacker Cat has terminal nerf-itis. He was infected with the Long Range ability just this morning. While once he could beat it handily with a little help from his friends Crazed Wall and Eraser Cat, now he is incapable of even defeating a single Squire Rel.

      We're trying to comfort him, but I fear that he simply won't be useful anymore. Although other sufferers of this disease, such as Prisoner Cat and Aphrodite, are making the best of it, Hacker Cat... isn't. Far from his usual cool self, Hacker Cat is a lot more panicky. Or maybe it's just that he's being attacked by a gang of Kang Roos right now.

      Anyway, there's just one last thing I want to tell you.

      Nerf-itis isn't so bad.

      That's pretty much it.

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    • WHERE IS THE CAT BOOK? I HAVE THE UPDATE BUT NO CAT BOOK!!!!

      Also what about that 5 Cat Food for each cat?

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    • Try resetting the app and going back in. Once you have it, tap on the red dictionary, and tap on the cat icons. It will say things like "You unlocked Nerd Cat! Congratulations!"

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    • Nvm. I got it.

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    • Later tonight, I'll be writing a blog post about Hacker Cat, God Cat rest him.

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    • Hacker Cat used to attack the closest enemy to him. Now he has long-range exclusive. That could be an advantage.

      Also, I literally beat Body & Soul.

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