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  • A while ago, a story thread was made about a bunch of cats stealing pizza from each other. We ended that one. For all of you who weren't there to see it (well, and the other people too) here is a dupe of that.

    Basically, when I start off the story, pizza will be stolen by a BC character. The next user has to reply, continuing on how that character gets the pizza stolen from them.

    Examples:

    Me: Cat assinates a Doge and steals its pizza, thus ending their rivalry.

    Some Guy: While escaping, Cat gets blocked by a gang of rabid Those Guys. Cat gets killed.

    Other Guy: The Those Guys carry the pizza back to their lair, which is infested with a horde of Brave Cats. The Brave Cats have the pizza.

    Me: When the Brave Cats were about to eat the pizza, the pizza got hooked by Urashima Taro.


    You can make longer replies, can add some story elements to make this more epic, but you can't repeat stuff.

    For the ending, eventually we could just branch off and make our own endings from the last thread.

    Check that thread out, this is the link.

    So here is the real start:


    Doge is walking along a street in the post-apocalyptic city of Lost Angeles when he gets jumped by a gang, consisting of Cat, Wall Cat, Gross Cat, and Momotaro. They beat up Doge and steal the piece of pizza.

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    • A Manic Jamiera was walking when he notices the pizza, he stops them in their paths and crushed them into dust. Taking the pizza.

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    • A legsy kicks the Manic Jamiera and grabs the pizza in its mouth, and runs off with it.

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    • All right, I'll bite. Crimson Minya blows up Manic Jamiera from a nearby rooftop, and steals the pizza.

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    • Manic Lion Cat rushes into Mina's blind spot before she can shoot. The pizza belongs to Mion.

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    • The Perfect Cyclone, after causing some apocalyptic events, floats nearby Manic Lion and unknowningly sucks up the pizza with his long range.

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    • Sadako Cat gets inside the Perfect Cyclone's blind spot, kills him with help from Jamiera, and they steal the pizza. However, they end up fighting over who gets it. Jamiera wins, and Sadako dies from blunt force trauma.

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    • Sadly with Jamiera liking trains, he says "I like trains" and gets run over by Super Express Cat with a nearby Teacher Bun Bun taking the pizza walking after work.

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    • Divine Windy 1-shots Bun Bun, and steals the pizza.

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    • While walking along the street, Divine Windy notices that Rich Cat is running a store that is selling all the latest mechas. She can't resist her impulses and finds one she really likes. The only problem, however, is that it costs one pizza. Rich Cat looks on greedily as Windy reluctantly hands over the pizza in exchange for the mecha. Rich Cat leaves in pure delight with a pizza.

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    • A Bahamut Cat blasts Rich Cat and carries it in its destructive hands. It, sadly, still couldn't get the zipper unstuck, leaving Bahamut very slow.

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    • Gentleman Cat stuns them both with his magical flash, and hides the pizza under his trenchcoat.

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    • A Cli-One Kills Gentleman cat and puts the pizza in its portallic belly

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    • Then Cli-one got sniped by her archenemy-Cruel Angel Clionel. The pizza is stolen.

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    • Uber Manic Mohawk Cat teleports in, punches Cruel Angel Cli-One, and steals the pizza.

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    • His friend, Manic Eraser Cat decides to follow Manic Mohawk, and asks kindly for a slice. While Mowhawk tries to look for a pizza slicer, Manic Eraser shoves Mowhawk while carrying it on its head. It uses its godlike speed to dash home.

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    • He finally gets home now due to him having arms even tho he is an eraser. He opened the door. He was about to eat the pizza when Party Sans. me: Blasts him with a glastical beam from the sky. The pizza belongs to party sans

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    • Then Manic King Dragon cat Swoops in with his mighty wings and snaches it and flies off into his own secret cave hideout for dragons where King Dragon, Dragon, Crazed Dragon and all the Dragon Emperos are chillin out

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    • WARNING... THIS IS LONG SHALL THIS INCLUDE:

      Death

      Blood

      Kories

      Read at your own risk!

      Party Sans could not fight them himself so he bought a newer, Stronger version of the PHBCW. Named the PSGMPFS (Party Sans Get My Pizza For Sans) nicknamed as PSPH (Party sans pizza hunters) Many strong cats joined it... oh! and archer cat! Party sans sent archer cat to the base and he one-shot them all oh he was the most powerful thing ever!! The dragons died without anything! Every all of the PSPH fought about who got it first and party sans said he must have it but they refused and got Catburner Minya (TF minya) Nearly blew up party sans but he teleported and sent a square of glastical beams! Minya was too afraid to move! She ded and 10 kories were coming over! They looked different to Grim Kory but... They charged their level 9099909 shockwaves at the PSPH Party sans sent out Anubis to block them and sans puts them in the void!

      Grimerkory 1#: What is this place? Grimerkory 2# Do you hear that? Grimerkories: What? Grimerkory 2#: The laughing

      A flower with a face pops up!

      Howdy! Im flowey! Flowey the Flower!

      Grimerko the leader: Blast him!

      The grimerkories and Grimerko sent out their shockwaves but flowey went under the ground and he had ONLY 1 PETAL LEFT! Floweh lost his powers and Grimerko killed him.

      The Grims. (The team name of the grimerkories) went back to the PSPH and Grimerko the leader transformed into his godly form! Omegastral Groemoerko! The PSPH fought back but they failed so they went to their secret caden cave hideout!

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    • Archer Cat appeared, in the Archer-Bot 9000. He killed Omegastral Groemoreko, and stole the pizza.

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    • Professor Cat Jobs finds a wire to immobilize Archer-Bot 9000, allowing him to freely take the pizza.

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    • A horde of alpackies, Elder sloth and the grimerkories headed for professor cat jobs unfortunately since professor cat jobs is so slow, They catch up with him and kill him

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    • Manic Flying Cat burns them all to ashes in 2.36908531467995312578642196516689 seconds, then abducts the pizza.

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    • Archer bot 9000 shoots down manic flying cat and eats the pizza. Glastray CT-90 makes a pepperoni pizza and copies it. Now there are 5000000 decillion pizzas in the world. Omegastral Theif cat (4th form theif cat) Steals them and gives them to the PSPH and they eat one but the grimerkories said: "Can we team to go to the PizzaVerse?" They said yes and they went there and got a pizza block and it was D-Lishuss!

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    • A Cat happens by, and eats the other 4999999 decillion or so pizzas, and turns into Sumo Cat. Being so full, he barfs one out. The pizza is still somehow unharmed.

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    • The GKPSPH (Grim kories Party sans Pizza hunters) Bring back a block of pizza and now everyone is after the block! Manic Dark cat kills the sumo cat

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    • WARNING: VERY LONG.


      Manic Dark Cat steals the block shortly afterwards. After Manic Dark Cat had stolen the block, an Assasin bear swiftly steals it without Manic Dark knowing. The Assasin bear was later killed by a random player that was playing on an android phone and gave the player 1 cent. Shortly after, A Cyclone and Cli One find the block and make a portal to the Metal Slug dimension (which they will raid later and share the pizza block.) and leave. They didn't know that Those Guys jumped into the portal. Those Guys flocked their hair in the Slug dimension and proceeded to find the pizza.

      Guy 1: "I FOUND THE BLOCK!" Guy 2: "WELL?! SHARE IT!!" Guy 1: "NO!! ITS MINE!"

      Guy 3 was so far away from the other two that he didn't even know that one of them had found the pizza block. Instead, he found a limping Hermit Crab, and decided to heal it. As a reward, the Hermit became Guy 3's pet.

      Guy 1 and 2 had already created armies out of Slug citizens. They waged war and the victor gets the spoils, AKA the pizza block. The war lasted 8 days, and 23000 soldiers died. Stained with blood and dirt, the battlefield had taken the lives out of innocent citizens forced to become soldiers. Guy 1 had gotten poisoned from drinking a rotten protein shake. Guy 2 picked up the block and carried it, until he died from starvation.

      Guy 3, on the other hand, found the block in the dead hands of his friend, Guy 2. He grabs it and stores it in a container he attached to the Hermit. Guy 3 rides on the Hermit so quickly that he created a portal that returned Guy 3 to the world run by the cats. Then... THE SLOTH appeared.




      With all of his fears, THE SLOTH was his biggest fear. He ran away from the sloth, but the sloth later unzipped his costume and became Awakened Bahamut. Awakened Bahamut, remembering what happened to the pizza from last time, was filled with so much rage that he activated his raging claws. Guy 3 ran away as fast as he could after watching his pet being ripped to shreds by the raging Bahamut. The Bahamut started to catch up... But Cli One and the Cyclone stopped it.

      Cli One speculated this would happen. The Cyclone fought off the Awakened Bahamut, almost killing it before deactivating. The Cli One was focused on Guy 3. As Guy 3 ran and ran, until his legs had become no more, Cli One suspiciously disappeared, then REAPPEARED in front of Guy 3. Cli One killed the Awakened Bahamut, and now he was going to take the block and kill Guy 3...

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    • Warning! LONG! The cli-one opened its head to attack but then a missile head straight towards the cli-one's open head. It went in her head and she died. She ate the missile! 0_0 Then Party Sans and archer-bot 9000 with the grimerkories came over to guy 3 and that they needed to return to their base for a preparation to destroy invaders that was coming to get the block and kill them! So they went and they gave guy 3 a glastical gun. The invaders were decillions of elder sloths, alpackies,Berserkories and 99999% teacher bun buns. After the war. the GKPSPH held a funeral to the crab and loads of them cried and fainted and probably even peed their pants.

      Then party sans gave guy 3 the wish gem that grants you any wish by talking to it. He told guy 3 that the crab was party sans' daughter. They ate the pizza block and there was no more pizza left in battle cats except... Italy was still making pizza.

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    • BattleCatsAddict (who lives in Italy) steals the pizza. Because he is offline, nobody can get to him... but Phantom Thief Cat steals it from him on the bus.

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    • Archer-bot 9000 along with Meteor cat (Custom cat) beat the living snot out of phantom thief cat. Meteor cat lowered phantom thief cat's defense and did some damage while archer-bot 9000 dealt HUGE damage to phantom thief cat. It took a day to kill it because the cat kept being healed and had 500000000,00000000 HP They ate BattleCatsAddict's pizza and vomited at him

      (This took me long to write because I pooped my pants)

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    • Archer Bot turned on Meteor cat soon after it ate a half. The Archer cat took an explosive barrel from its pouch and aimed it at Meteor Cat. Meteor Cat said a slight meow, causing a hailstorm of meteors that came crashing down on Archer Bot. Archer Bot, however, was trained in the arts of rock jumping, and jumped onto a flaming meteor, and aimed it at the Meteor cat. This could be one of the greatest feats of accomplishment that Archer Bot could bring to generations to come.

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    • Dr. Kory jumped out of the shadows, in the Mecha Kory. The two giant robots fought. Eventually, Archer Cat died. And because he died, he was dead. And because he was dead, he was dead. And because he was dead, he was dead. And because he was dead, he was dead. And because he was dead, he was dead. And because he was dead, he was dead. And because he was dead, Mecha Kory took the pizza.

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    • Long! PartySans saw this from a garbage bin and then he jumped and activated the most unstoppable mode ver! Enraged mode! He killed mecha kory in 1 hit even at the slightest touch of the glastical beam! He had red eyes and then he destroyed every. Single. cat. and the world! But then the ghost of archer cat appeared and said this "Beware of Glaidoas..." Then the grims floated up and said this: "No one ever created can kill you". Partysans went to glaidoas and killed him then he went to god and killed him

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    • More like the Shakespeare play Macbeth since 2 ghosts appear and that the words they say are similar to dead Duncan and banquo

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    • Since God had been murdered, everyone decided to take up Hinduism. One of their gods summoned a pizza, which had been taken by Boraphim. He then rushed only to have the pizza stolen from him by Witch Cat. Boraphim got his group of friends, Knight Cat, Bushop Cat, and Swordsman Cat.

      Boraphim said, "A witch! Burn her!"

      Elder Sloth, taking Witch Cat's side said, "What do we burn, aside from witches?"

      "More witches!" Shouted Bishop Cat.

      (You get a cookie if you know what that's from)

      In the end, during the long argument, Madam teh Savannah stole the pizza.

      The arguers decided to become friends.

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    • Partysans destroyed every god and then he destroyed the world. But there was just one person left...

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    • The Emperor of Everything kills PartySans dead. And because he was dead, he was dead. And because he was dead, the Emperor of Everything poofed everyone back into existence. However, Madame the Savannah gets away due to surviving one lethal strike.

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    • I don't like the dead part pls stop

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    • Party Sans Killed The emperor of everything then he erases all the dimensions Party Sans' Necromancer cat wanted to erase the world so he revived Party Sans and destroyed everything that had ever existed

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    • PartySans wrote: Party Sans Killed The emperor of everything then he erases all the dimensions Party Sans' Necromancer cat wanted to erase the world so he revived Party Sans and destroyed everything that had ever existed

      Please stop continuing the story like that. It gets really annoying after a while.


      Flowey used his "Save" power to completely erase the last message. PartySans and everyone who ever supported him got the electric chair and dead.

      Meanwhile, Savannah was still holding the pizza. She had already survived her lethal strike, and just one hit from a Lil Tank Cat finished her off. Lil Tank had the pizza, but he was too young to eat it. He held an auction for it. The winner was Famine, bidding over 9000 bucks.

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    • DukeOfDragonzz wrote:

      PartySans wrote: Party Sans Killed The emperor of everything then he erases all the dimensions Party Sans' Necromancer cat wanted to erase the world so he revived Party Sans and destroyed everything that had ever existed

      Please stop continuing the story like that. It gets really annoying after a while.


      Flowey used his "Save" power to completely erase the last message. PartySans and everyone who ever supported him got the electric chair and dead.

      Meanwhile, Savannah was still holding the pizza. She had already survived her lethal strike, and just one hit from a Lil Tank Cat finished her off. Lil Tank had the pizza, but he was too young to eat it. He held an auction for it. The winner was Famine, bidding over 9000 bucks.

      Thank you.

      Anyway, Famine got tha pizza, but is now $9001 in the hole. He files for bankruptcy, and Rich Cat takes the pizza. However, Prof. Cat Jobs debates him, and Rich Cat is so confused that Cat Jobs can steal the pizza.

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    • Cat Jobs went to teach a class on healthy eating. His big mistake was that he brought the pizza, so he seemed like a hypocrite. He then lied that it wasn't his pizza, so he donated it to Sniper the Heavy.

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    • Can I still reply

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    • PartySans wrote: Can I still reply

      Sure, of course you can. Just try to keep from overcentralizing. A general rule is to wait for 2 other people to post before posting again.

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    • Martian walker appears and turns sniper the recruit to ashes. Then steals the pizza and shoves it up his butt so that no one could see it however he keeps saying ouch and eventually poops the pizza out covered in poop

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    • A Bun Bun Symbiote sees the pizza and cleans it with his fist. He then grabs the pizza and telepathically holds it with his eyes. The Bun Symbiote then flies to a mountain, where he offers it to the Mountain God. Right before the Mountain God grabs the offering, a deceased cat God uses Baby Boom, and God Bless You, which pushed the Bun Symbiote into a flurry of Anti Alien cats. Cat God said "You're welcome.", and flew into the heavens, leaving the pizza untouched by the Mountain God. I forgot to mention that the Anti Alien cats were mostly Castaway Cats, and they were starving! They weakly fought for the pizza, and when I say weakly, I mean it. They used all their strength fighting the Bun Symbiote, so they could barely pick up the pizza, let alone punch another Castaway in the face.

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    • Hacker Cat sends a rover to kill the Castaway Cats and steal the pizza. It brings the pizza back, but Hacker Cat gets arrested for stealing government files. His apprentice, Nerd Cat, steals the pizza.

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    • Nerd cat trips and breaks his glasses, leaving him blind. A Tegoluga eats the pizza and turns into Togelan Pasalan (or whatever). Pasalan smashed his neck into the ground and coughed up one slice of pizza. Not knowing that he did, he walks past the slice.

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    • Then a galaxy doge (Galaxidoge) spots the pizza then uses its god speed to eat it unfortunately, He lost his arms when he touched it so he summoned Jupiter (Not the collaboration uber rare cat Jupiter king) to magically hold it.

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    • Crazed Giraffe does an epic leap and steals the piZza. He burned up when entering the atmosphere. For somehow, the pizza didn't.

      Crazed Giraffe 2 grabs the pizza and runs towards Krgyzstan.

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    • But then Uranus stops crazed giraffe cat with its magical beam, then slowly sucks the pizza into its core. Then it shuts but plane cat with the speed of manic lion cat entered Uranus and went into the core

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    • Plane Cat made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, and ended up at the Cat's Eye Nebula instead. There, Cats were being hypermaxed to lv. 40, but Plane Cat doesn't care, he just wants the pizza. A level 40 Neo Psychocat teleports the pizza to the training room... and everybody gets into a fight. Eventually, Ultimate Bondage Cat wins the fight, and everyone else there is dead. He takes an escape pod back to Earth.

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    • Bondage cat gets called up by his boss, and is ordered to give the pizza. Bondage cat, having no arms, carried it with his mouth. Sadly, Bondage Cat got fired after dropping the pizza onto the floor. Bondage Cat's Boss then threw the pizza into the garbage, where 2 hidden sushi cats were.

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    • The sushi cats fought over the pizza but one accidently farted on the pizza. So they destroyed it and they are after the gigantic pizza of Italy!

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    • Professor Cat Jobs used a machine that turned back everything but him to how it was 30 seconds ago. He steals the pizza before it can be destroyed, and uses an electric fan to get the smell off of it.

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    • Prof. Cat jobs spots a slow enemy race and the prize is 5 pizza blocks but the sign said: No pizzas allowed so he donated the pizza to sumo cat and enters the race but unfortunately, Most of the others are faster than him so he uses an invisible 6 speed roller skater and wins by stopping the others for 2 seconds

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    • After prof cat jobs won, Tecoluga ambushed in and turned into his new true form, Lufalan Pasalan, and uses his long range to instantly overwhelm Prof. Cat Jobs. Lufalan, having outrageously long arms, could not pick up the pizza, so had to walk to a very far distance. Before Lufalan could pick up e pizza, a Worker Cat took the pizza for a self reward for all of it's hard work.

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    • Remember Hacker Cat? After serving 1 day in prison, he broke out using a dead cat's switch-triggered missile. Once he escaped, he grabbed the pizza from Worker Cat and managed to escape. However, Lufalan Pasalan used his Devil Fruit power to extend his arms and take the pizza. Hacker Cat is knocked unconscious by this. Henry the Anglerfish then steals the pizza back.

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    • Balalan Pasalan then uses his sonar blast to immobilize Henry, then takes the pizza and attaches it onto one of his energy horns.

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    • Swordsman cat comes around to cut Balalan Pasalan into pieces and taking the pizza.

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    • Kubilan pasalan smashes his neck onto the ground damaging swordsman cat and knocking him back while the shockwave does the same thing, killing him

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    • i then take the pizza and eat it


      rip everyone

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    • Cyberface bites THE SLOTH for 200,000 damage. THE SLOTH is knocked back, and barfs the pizza. Cyberface steals the pizza.

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    • how does one steal vomit

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    • Cyberface stole the pizza after absorbing Archer Cat's MLG power, which he lost upon ascending into Cataur.

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    • but i digested it already

      and more of all

      THE SLOTH didnt steal any pizza

      he bought a pizza from a store and douche cyberface stole it from him

      meanwhile, hayabusa critted cyberface.

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    • Dreamy Cat used his magical procrasturbation cannon to beat hayabusa,when he was about to eat the pizza,Bun Bun Symbiote used his shockwave to knock dreamy cat away and steal the legendary "Regular Pizza xD"

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    • like, no? i ate it already wtf

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    • Pastry Cat bakes a new pizza. Gato Amigo steals it, but Donald Trump deports him and steals the pizza. Hillary Clinton then paralyses Trump with her e-mails, and takes the pizza.

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    • Then a past member of the PSPH appeared! He must have survived the blast. Used his extreme attack power to kill bun bun symbiote and avenged the PSPH. saying he was enraged for them to die

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    • The pizza is still inside BattleCatsAddict. His dark shockeave kills the past member of the PSPH, Bun Bun Symbiote, and the pizza. Meanwhile, there is Hillary Clinton with the pizza. Suddenly, Bernie Sanders jumps out of nowhere and beats her to death with his cane.

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    • donald trump gets the pizza and builds a wall with a small loan of a million dollars

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    • Dread Pirate Catley breaked the wall of money and stole the pizza.Then,Assasin Bear appeared from the nowhere and stole the pizza with his long-elastic range.

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    • And also stole the wall of money xD

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    • CAT CANNON kills assassin bear.


      the pizza is then stolen by a void by someone we will never know.



      the end.

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    • Pastry cat bakes another pizza, and sits down to eat it. Then, Dark Lazer and the Chaos Moon take the pizza.

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    • Acher Car then kills Pastry cat, Dark Lazer, The Chaos Moon and eats the pizza.



      He then kills Dr. Kory and every other archer cat.

      bwecause he is acher car.

      the end.

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    • Pastry Cat bakes another pizza, and puts an anti-MLG forcefield around it.

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    • but pastry is ded.


      and nobody wants hell pizza. 

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    • If pastry cat is ded then,Dreamy Cat made a Supah Magical Invincible Pizza creating machine and hired another Pastry Cat and gave it to him,who made another pizza,and Shy Boy bought it and went away,but then they noticed it was fake money and resulted Shy Boy stole the pizza.

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    • Elemental Duelist Cat tears Shy Boy a new one, and steals the pizza.

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    • Black Cyclone defeats elemental duelist,but he has no hands and a gory black approached and stole the pizza.

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    • OH NO ITS LEGSY!!1!1!

      ahem

      LEGSY took the pizza and kicks Black cyclone into a perfect cyclone, if you don't know how it works, the perfect cyclone eats lesser cyclones k. Black Gory ran into the LEGSY, but the Face part of LEGSY ate Black Gory. Despite being full because he ate black gory, LEGSY still managed to eat 1 bit of pizza.

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    • Awakened Bahamut appears, and tears Leggsy/LEGSY to pieces. He has the pizza, but Kory jumps out and steals the pizza. He then retreats to the Mecha Kory 2.0., an enormous robot Berserkory.

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    • MEGACAT used his uber attack to beat Mecha Kory 2.0,but Le'Boin hitted MEGACAT from close range,beating it.He stole the pizza but he is too slow to run away.Kai appeared from who knows where,she used her short range beam to1-HIT Le'Boin and steal the pizza.

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    • Caby appears and chomps on pieces of Berserkory. Being afraid, Black Kory uses the eject button, flinging him to space. Caby then proceeds to slowly fit the whole pizza in her mouth, but Clionel blasts her and digests her, leaving the Awakened Bahamut left. Hey, didn't we go over a similar situation like this?

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    • Cataur appears and brings a whole pizza, for everyone to eat.

      but then, what happens is...

      cataur does not give.

      so everyone must now kill cator.



      Everyone, spam attacks on him

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    • Immortal Yukimura steals the pizza and RUNS.

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    • Cataur just kills yukimura because cheaters are fartbutts lol xDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      no but really, cataur becomes all muscly and and fists yukimura into a parallel universe.

      infact, the fist was so powerful that it broke the universe, and now we are in a dimension of pizza.

      the end.

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    • Suddenly Dr. Mekako bursts through the the end screen and takes the pizza that was being used as an exclamation mark and tries to figure out how to convert it to fuel for her robot!

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    • nobody cares bcause we have infinite pizza.

      the end.

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    • Remember the PHBCW? They fought with the new PSPH which was ruled by 1CD-C.A.T. And named the New PSPH. The DSUA (Dark souls ultra avengers). The DSUA and the PHBCW fought dr. mekako and took atleast 6 hours to kill it because dr. mekako had 700000000 HP cuz she was level 6000.


      Then Archer bot 9000's archenemy ARCHER-CAT6059 stole the pizza and dumped it in his bag...

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    • I have heard of the PHBCW

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    • Elemental Sage teleports in and summons Fire Beast, Lightning Beast, Nature Beast, and Earth Beast. He steals the pizza and gives each of them some of it.

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    • Remember nerd cat?He evolved into hacker cat,and he hacked the pizza and warped it where he was.He's too slow to scape,so Crazed Cow Cat appeared and stole the pizza and ran away.

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    • Suddenly Assasin Bear ran by and stole the pizza on the way to a kill-and-run job, but someone used amcat laser and killed Assasin Bear, leaving the pizza on the ground.

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    • Majestic Zeus blasted the pizza, giving it a very unique charry-barbecue flavor. But, Zeus, being a God, did not have such interest in mere pizza. He gave the pizza to a King Dragon Cat and left.

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    • 1CD-C.A.T teleported into the dragon volcano and snatched the pizza, putting it into its box tray. Then it used its super jump to jump out of the vocano

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    • The U.S. military had built a new robot. A terrifying metal demon, with near-infinite power and an unstoppable hunger for pizza. The beast known as... Bun Bun 2.0. Bun Bun 2.0 punches 1CD-C.A.T., and steals the pizza.

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    • why would they care for one slice if we have an entire dimension made of pizza, how idiotic are these cats

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    • The pizza dimension was deleted from existence by The Chaos Moon.

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    • evil chaos moon is killed by acher car and then recreated

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    • However, Archer Cat forgot to take the pizza slice, thus a Mr. Mole steal it, then burrows back into the ground with the pizza.

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    • Since Mr. Mole Can be attacked while burrowing, Fisteroid Cat (Evolved meteor cat) from the DSUA Fisteroid class team attacked mr. mole from a range of 600 and killed it. then it took the pizza, Made it so hot that no cat other than him would handle it and sent it to 1CD-C.A.T. which was revived

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    • meanwhile, everyone goes to the pizza dimension and haves a great time.

      the end.

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    • The Emperor of Everything destroys the pizza dimension once and for all. Everyone there is thrown back into the Empire of Cats. Then, Kasa Jizo steals the pizza and runs.

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    • While Jizo is running a Celeboodle stops him and charms him into giving her the pizza, and she walks off towards a high-end pizza place to chit chat with her girls

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    • But when celeboodle bites into the pizza, it was so hot to handle that she threw it away in a bin which a cats in a box was nearby

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    • Using admin abuse, I make it so that acher car carries the pizza off to his secret hideout. There, Nightmare steals it from him.

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    • everyone dies.

      the end.

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    • BattleCatsAddict just don't spam the end pls you did itc over 5 times

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    • shh

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    • Nightmare dropped his pizza into the lake. He can't go underwater.

      Meanwhile, The Ghost Ship was not yet a ghost, and he launched the pizza to land, where it was stolen by a rogue Tank Cat.

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    • OH NO!1!1!1! ITS A! A!


      a Snache.

      Tank Cat kills the Snache, and the Snache's corpse turns into a reincarnated Bun Bun with a shy boy on the back, giving him fast speed. Tank cat, seeing as this could give him godly powers, gave the pizza to the ShyBun amalgamate. The ShyBun runs off without saying thank you.

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    • Divine Thundia kills the ShyBun and accidently burns the pizza in the process. She throws it away, landing on Urashimo's fishing rod.

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    • A fish cat in the water tries to take a bite of the pizza, but it was on the hook so he gets stuck and comes out of the water, scaring Urashima away. Fish cat then runs off with the pizza-pole stuck in his mouth.

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    • The fish cat was then greeted by a god (I don't know why I use gods in most of my posts on here but I feel as it's still okay.) and the God said:

      "You have stolen a sacred Pizza Artifact... For this, you will be turned into an Island!"

      The Fish Cat grew sand on its back, earned a bigger bite force, grew a coconut tree on its back, and was sprinkled by castaway cats. A slice of pizza dropped by the God was left in the ocean, but a Box Cat group stole it inside of their waterproof box.

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    • i said everyone died

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    • BattleCatsAddict wrote:
      i said everyone died

      But nobody cared, and if you want this to end but it wont, just stop posting on it

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    • The Cats in a Box were promptly killed by the Dunkelacterator. He tried to eat the pizza, but because it was in the water, it had anchovies on it. He hated anchovies more than anything else in the world, so he put the pizza down and ran off.

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    • Crazy anchovies guy found the pizza. It has anchovies on it so he picked it up and ate a half of it. There were 5 million anchovies left so he wanted another bite when Heavy Assault C.A.T went in and shot the anchovies guy but he used power and killed HAC with exploding anchovies.......... Den archer cat came in and killed CAG and took a bite of the pizza with all anchovies off.

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    • A crazed doge used his godspeed to steal the pizza.When we was about to eat the pizza,Gunner Cat(Cat Gunslinger in Battle Cats POP)beated crazed doge and stole the pizza.

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    • Gunslinger Cat then got surrounded by Tackies. He then got blasted and dieded.

      The Tackies could not pick up the pizza, so they called Pigge to help.

      Pigge betrayed them and stole the pizza for herself.

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    • A Jackie Peng took the pizza after using sweet Kung fu moves. A group of Awa Odori surround Peng, where he got overwhelmed. The Awa Odori shared the pizza for a festival. Funghi decided to join in too, making it a fiesta!

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    • Gato Amigo knocks them back, and runs off with the pizza. However, he gets deported by Donald Trump, due to him being an illegitimate Mexican. Hillary Clinton then steals the pizza.

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    • A Super Sayajin Hippoe appeared,and stole the pizza.He used a forecefield to protect his pizza,but Bodhisattva Cat used his meditation powers and stole it.

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    • God cat comes along and grabs the pizza with a hand.

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    • But then User #57623 bribed god cat with cat food, and god cat gave User #57623 the pizza, and User #57623 gave the pizza to his actual cat, named Pancake.

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    • Pancake nearly ate the pizza, but took a nap right before. In the meantime, Tathygatha Cat chopped the pizza and snagged it.

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    • MetalFace steals the pizza from Tathygatha cat.

      Sadly, MetalFace got Critted from a Moneko.

      ripperoni in pepperoni.

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    • Moneko then leaves for her blind date... sadly, Teacher Bear was the blind dater! Assassin Bear steals the pizza while his brother isn't looking, but Sniper The Cat shoots him down and gets the pizza.

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    • Dreamy Cat used a pizza magnet to steal the pizza.When he was about to eat it,Mooth stole the pizza and the pizza magnet exploded.Since i have 9999999999999999999999999999999 knockbacks,the explosion sent me flying.

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    • Since only one knockback can occur at once, you got launched into the center of the remnants of the PHBCW. Which consisted of Cataur, Paladin Cat, and Luxury Bath Cat. They take the pizza, but Lufalan Pasalan used his long arms to grab it from afar.

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    • read these on my ipad

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    • Lufalan Pasalan prepares to eat the pizza, but Professor Cat Jobs, after winning the slow-enemy-race, made a device that nullifies Devil Fruit powers. As a result, Lufalan droos the pizza, and Maglev Cat then steals it.

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    • Croco made an ice cream store,selling 10 ice creams for 1 pizza.Maglev cat bought 10 ice creams and paid with the pizza.When Croco was going to eat the pizza,Kroxo,his alien variant,stole it.

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    • Kroxo went to paint a house, but he accidentally killed one of the people whoowned the house. The other owner, Togelan, filed a lawsuit. Kroxo had to pay Togelan everything he had.

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    • Togelan pasalan was about to eat the pizza when Paladin cat stole pizza pizza pizza

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    • Paladin Cat was overwhelmed shortly after when attempting to face a Cosmic Cyclone. The Cosmic Cyclone, born from being a black hole, started destroying the galaxy by inhaling it into its never ending abyss. The pizza was also being sucked in.

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    • The Cosmic Cyclone sucked in TNT. It exploded. The pizza was caught by Henry.

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    • Henry froze the pizza forever and ever and ever. The Cosmic Cyclone was back, because it can't die from TNT (It's a black hole rip). It's closer to the pizza now.

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    • Then User #57623 reloads Battle Cats and doesn't continue the battle, leaving the pizza sitting in the main menu with a gang of Mohawk Cats about to eat it

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    • Then TNT Copta cat drops dynamite and kills the Mohawk cats. The pizza got in the explosion but was not affected.

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    • Nerd Cat researches the pizza and how it did survive the explosion. He found out that the pizza was secretly a new cat glitched and leaked from the game that had high health and attack damage. It was cat/alien, and it could only be hurt by other Pizza Cats. Everybody was now afraid of it, as its description says that it cannibalized other cats, enemies, and other Pizza Cats in its past. Everybody ran.

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    • Onmyoji Cat exorcises the cat-alien from the pizza, so it's now just a regular pizza. Ten gazillion Manic Island Cats then steal the pizza.

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    • Onmyoji cant do that, so reality distorces and everything dies.

      even goku.

      the end.

      jk the pizza then starts eating people, for some reason.

      then 9000 other peeza cats killed it, and they became regular pizzas as they wandered and got cat bodies to make alien cats.

      everyone ate the pizza.

      BUT they were still hungry, and meanwhile nerd cat cloned another pizza for himself.

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    • Olympienne Cat beats up Nerd Cat and steals the cloned pizza. However, she dies, because the cloned pizza was poisonous. A Pastry Cat bakes another pizza, which then gets stolen by Immortal Yukimura.

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    • Yukimara tries to take it to the sengoku temple but at an earth trap he crashes into a rock and drops the pizza. But then the pizza grew legs and ran to the sengoku wargods

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    • Th pizza had black olives, so Oda Nobunaga permafreezed it so that then Maeda Keiji would eat it.

      Acher Car transfers Oda Nobunaga to the dimension of pizza due to his good act.

      Acher Car transfers another pizza to the real world.

      Soon, evryone will be in the pizza dimension for good, so that Season 2 will end.

      Oh, oh we have 150 posts only?

      Oda Nobunaga gets off o the dimension, but he already ate 2 full circles, so yeah he is happy.

      he will get hungry again, not to worry.

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    • One of the Samurai Cats being trained there attempts to steal the pizza. He succeeds, but a Ninja Cat training at a neighbouring academy plants his claws in the Samurai Cat's back, and makes off with the pizza.

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    • He then puts on his parachute and flies off, except that hacker mortars him and now a banner cat was left there, to get the pizza.

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    • But then Sodom (if you dont know its a uber rare) kills banner cat and slowly steals the pizza

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    • Capsule steals the pizza and runs away, forever.

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    • Capsule Cat stubs his toe on a pebble and goes into cardiac arrest. The pizza was never seen again. Then, while no one was looking, Teacher Bun Bun stole 40 pizzas. He stole 40 pizzas. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

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    • 39 assassin bears steal them.

      i am just joking. he was so fast he looked like 39.

      Teacher bun bun was about to eat the pizza, when...

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    • Admin cat of the DSUA zapped Teacher bun bun 10 times with his Electrical ban ray. Then banned teacher bun bun at the 10th zap.

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    • Admin gets his rights revoked. The pizza now belongs to Pirate.

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    • But then, his true TRUE DANK form, Dedl Pirrt Catycatognoly comes and shanks his dank.

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    • Lakitu uses his fishing rod to steal the pizza from Dedl Pirrt Catycatognoly,but somehow Ginger Snache grew wings and stole the pizza from Lakitu.

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    • The pizza was still a cat because it still had Pizza Cat genes in it. Lakitu shortly died after being devoured. Ginger Snache lost his wings in mid air because God Cat forbid it. Pizza Form Pizza Cat was stuck laying on the ground. It shortly got swept away by a storm.

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    • Hurricat caused the storm. the pizza flew over to his tornado. And the pizza cat died in the tornado. So hurricat was chewing the pizza slowly without finding any concrete

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    • Bomber Cat(A Custom Cat)threw a bomb to hurricat,and sent him flying.Hurricat recovered quickly,and started a fight with bomber cat.Since no one was watching over the pizza,a Gabriel stole it.

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    • Gabriel was removed from the situation by a pressure plate wired up to 50 pieces of TNT. Necromancer Cat uses his powers to revive the pizza, and takes it home.

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    • But then Angered cli-one came (Custom enemy) And sniped necromancer cat from a range of 7000 and killed necromancer cat. It sucked the pizza and put the pizza in its head to hide it.

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    • except intelligence killed the cringe out of it, intelligence is actually hacker cat.

      he burns the pizza because there is a lot of problems.

      except...

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    • Everyone. Even the DSUA and the PHBCW turned to Intelligence. Duke Catfood ordered the soldiers to fire at Intelligence. They put the pizza in a grave written

      R.I.P. Peperoni pizza.

      You were the tastiest quikscoper evr.

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    • But then Zombie cat, who was buried below the pizza, rose from death and unknowingly got the pizza stuck on his leg. It fell and a Kory took it.

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    • It was sunset, and Kory was angry because he dropped his wallet. Kory + Anger + Sunset = Berserkory. Luckily, before he could pull anything, Olympienne Cat came back to life, bench pressed him, and stole the pizza.

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    • The Grateful Crane has an Olympic competition against Olympienne Cat. Crane outspeeds her (IDK who sees the reference) and Olympienne Cat dejectedly gives Crane the pizza as a price for defeat.

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    • But then Berserkory, who was left on the ground, got up and wasted Grateful Crane, then took the pizza back and was going home when Metal One Horn came by and slowly wasted him. Metal One horn had the pizza but was too slow to keep Dagshund from taking it. Dagshund then ran away with a Metal One Horn and a Berserkory (Who hadn't quite died) chasing him.

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    • Daschund did not realize that a Metal One Horn and Berserkory were only 2 of his 3 pursuers. Unknown to all 3 of them, a Manic Lion Cat was also on the chase. Manic Lion quickly outsped Metal One Horn, and devoured the crimson Koala. Too late, did Daschund realize he had a carnivorous wildcat on his tail, but before he too was destroyed, he tossed the pizza twenty feet in the air, where a Crazed Bird Cat caught it neatly between his wings. An enraged Manic Lion climbed up a nearby building and leapt off the roof, directing his body towards the Crazed Bird Cat, the pizza thief. Crazed Bird Cat dropped the pizza in surprise, but on the bright side, Manic Lion fell 20 feet out of the air and snapped his neck. The pizza, now lying on the sidewalk, was quickly picked up by the delighted Peach Devils, who had just zoomed across the street and out of sight.

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    • The Grateful Crane, full of rage, transformed into Super Galaxy Cosmo. Immortal Yukimura ain't got shit on this. He steals the pizza and blows up the Car. Momotaro falls out, and pulls out his knife, but another Cosmoduken kills him quite fast. The Crazed Bird Cat then happens by, and after an unfortunate episode, Super Galaxy Cosmo has to rush home to clean himself off. Manic Jamiera then steals the pizza.

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    • Jamiera finds his dad, Manic Jamiera, and they celebrate Christmas together. It's never too early for Christmas for the family. The pizza was used as a star for the tree, which was about 100ft tall.

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    • Suddenly, a ninja cat sees it and secretly replaces it with an inedible replica of the pizza. He was about to eat it but then Pai Pai comes a smashes him with her hammer, killing him instantly. She then takes it to her Dim Sum restaurant as a git.

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    • Jamiera and Manic Jamiera noticed the pizza was replaced (they found out the hard way). However, they had no idea where it went. However, RNG favors the titans *sometimes*, and they were fortunate enough that the restaraurant they went to was the one that belonged to Pai-Pai. They disguised themselves as puny humans (since Jamiera Cats are magical) and saw a pizza behind the counter. They instantly recognized the pizza stolen from them, and Manic Jamiera got an idea. He pretended to rage about the price, slamming his fist on the counter and sending a shockwave through the restaurant. All of the other Red Busters in the restaurant screamed and ran for the door, and Pai Pai hid under the counter. Jamiera saw this as his chance to steal the pizza, but it was gone -  it was again stolen by the vengeful Peach Devils.

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    • Jamiera and manic jamiera comes to the peach devils fast. They get on the car and smash it, killing the peach devils. They put it back on the tree but realised it was a pizza shaped concrete painted as pizza

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    • The real pizza was stolen by Pai Pai. Did you really think she would just leave the pizza lying there? However, Gory Black storms into the restaurant, and ills-kay her and teals-say the pizza

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    • Pigge was very astonished that Gory Black used Pig Latin, and pretended to compliment and befriend him. Harambe was not sure whether this was a trick or not, but eventually lowered his guard. Pigge then stole the pizza while Gory Black was sleeping.

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    • Then out of nowhere, Jamiera and manic jamiera became so enraged they gained 70x more speed and 9000% the attack power and health. They now guaranteed to do their abilities. Jamiera had the same range as Codename: red riding. While manic jamiera had an attack power of 9999999999999999999999999999 Pofrickillion along with his HP. They killed the pigge before a second and stole the pizza..... AGAIN. They were eating slices of hot, cheesy peperoni! What a day to enjoy so delicious pizza!


      P.S. In the rest of the posts, Please don't kill them D:

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    • Acher Car kills the cringe and gives the pizza to Dark.

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    • Dark Cat gleefully runs away, but is stopped by Donald Trump's Wall Cat. Gato Amigo shows up next to Dark Cat, grabs the pizza, and climbs back over Wall Cat to get back to his home country. However, Wall Cat turns around and faceplants, squashing the Mexican dancer. The pizza falls out of his hands and slides into a river infested by carnivorous Crazed Whale Cats. They take the pizza and swim down the Rio Grande as quickly as possible.

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    • Donald Trump raises an army of Wall Cats from the ground. They kill the C. Whale Cats and steal the pizza. They also kill Jamiera and Manic Jamiera, too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • Some Walls became rebellious, however - they were mentally unstable. As the two parties of Walls (Crazed and non-Crazed) faceplanted at each other, an unexpected ambush came from Allen O'Neal. The muscular man shot down all of the Walls - but just as he was about to take the pizza for himself, the Mars People showed up, stole the pizza and shot off to their home planet of Jupiter. They planned on getting as far away as possible and only eat the pizza when it was safe and guaranteed not to be stolen.

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    • The pizza and the aliens were sucked by a black hole.The End.

      Just kidding,the black hole somehow turned to a White Hole and spitted them out.After falling back to earth,the UFO crashed with the ground and exploded.The aliens were sent flying.Since the pizza was there,alone,lying in the ground,a Cat took it.When he was about to give a bite to the pizza,Windy appeared and used her vaccum to suck the pizza,but the cat was absorbed too.When she tried to get the cat and the pizza out of her vaccum,the cat found another exit and made a sneaky scape.After trying to scape with the pizza without getting spotted,she saw him trying to make a sneaky scape.However,after that,the cat tried to run away with the pizza,but PartySans appeared from somewhere,took the pizza,and used a strong attack that leaved both the cat and Windy unconsious.

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    • Dancer Cat jumps out and punches PartySans to death. However, he then has to settle a martial arts match with Iron Claw X, and it's a draw. Both of them are dead, so a level 1 Tank Cat picks up the pizza, but it drops the pizza and forgets about it. Hannya then gets the pizza.

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    • Then Warrior X slicer (Custom cat and TF warrior cat) goes to hannya and slices him to pieces. Then eats the pizza. But 50000000000000000000 eternities later, He barfs out the pizza.

      P.S. PartySans has extreme defense and health so he can survive a dancer cat

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    • A mars rover who landed on earth picks up the pizza thinking it has foind a sign of life, but then Nekoluga accidentaly crushes the Rover and doesn't know it so a ninja cat rides towards the pizza from mexico, jumps off of his frog over the walls, grabs the pizza, then flies to Canada on his glider and is about to eat the pizza when...

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    • Warrior X slicer revives PartySans and he flies over to the ninja cat and summons the craftwars mega bosses. Hydra, Hercules, cthulhu, opticus, Rex and ruby. Jamiera and manic jamiera gets revived and kills the ninja cat. Now no one could stop them! They stay alive for the rest of Eat that Pizza! #2

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    • Dancer Cat comes back to life, and fires an enormous beam of pure DANK at Jamiera and Manic Jamiera, killing them permanently and heavily damaging the craftwars bosses. Unfortunately, the DANK was his life force, so he died. The bosses are damaged enough that Manic Dark Cat can kill them and steal the pizza.

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    • Manic Dank Cat stole the pizza, but had no idea that a Dank Lazer was following him. Manic Dank Cat was struck down by the Jedi, who took the pizza. Dank Lazer climbed aboard her UFO Cat, and they took off, arguing about how many slices to cut the pizza into on the way.

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    • PartySans heals the craftwars bosses and restores hydra's first form. Opticus flies after the UFO cat and blasts it with an eye laser. PartySans picks up the pizza and eats ALL. OF. IT.



      P.S. Opticus, Hercules and hydra would survive because:

      Opticus and Hercules has extreme stamina.

      Hydra has 3 lives.

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    • Craftwars and all evidence of its existence suddenly all vanish due to an unknown cause, and it is guaranteed that they will not return. If PartySans brings them back again, chances are, he will die. As for the pizza, well, when Craftwars and all that stuff disappeared, all history they created is destroyed. The pizza is returned to its rightful owner, Dank Lazer. However, a mutinous UFO throws her out, and proceeds to slice the pizza with an unstable purple laser beam.

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    • Dank Lazer lands on the ground, and decides to return to her old job as a "cat-o-nine-tails", if you know what I mean. After a long session with 5 customers, Bondage Cat comes in. Dank Lazer plays a little too rough, kills him, and gets arrested. Hyper Mr. then steals the pizza.

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    • PartySans appears in the Mech-o-party. He fires a party beam at Hyper Mr. and steals the pizza.

      Here are the stats.

      Name: Mech-o-party

      HP: 90000000000000000000000000000000000 poohellpillion

      Damage: INFINITE

      Time between attacks: 0f

      Speed: 500000

      Range: 100

      Occurrence: 1 second

      Knockbacks: 1

      Abilities:

      Creates a level 50000000000000000000000000 shockwave

      Takes no damage


      And eats 5 slices of the pizza.

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    • oh my.


      I have an enema that can do a thing.

      SNANS

      1 damage

      1 defense

      1 health

      420420420 range

      Time between attacks 0f

      Speed 1

      Occurrence 1

      Knock back 20202020

      Ability 1: Dodges 26 consecutive attacks

      Ability 2: Only unit that is able to hurt Mech-o-party

      Ability 3: Eats a whole pizza for 30% attack boost.

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    • wait why are we making enemies in this section

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    • because PartySans is stupid and does not understand this is not a thread to make fan enemies.

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    • ok

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      • ahem* snans takes the pizza and flies into the supernova that coincedentally happened in the galaxy. the pizza survives because it is magic.
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    • BattleCatsAddict wrote:
      because PartySans is stupid and does not understand this is not a thread to make fan enemies.

      Roasted.

      Also makes enemies that are just plain bullshit

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    • Timtams72 wrote:
      BattleCatsAddict wrote:
      because PartySans is stupid and does not understand this is not a thread to make fan enemies.
      Roasted.

      Also makes enemies that are just plain bullshit

      LOL true. At least I make fair enemies (sometimes)

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    • KYB(Custom Enemy)used a gallon of water to defeat Mech-O-Party(It's a mech,so i assume water can destroy it)LoL.He stole the pizza,but he gave it back to PartySans cuz he felt guilty by stealing a pizza LoL.When PartySans was about to eat the pizza,PINGAS cat(LoL)stole the pizza from his hands and ran away,however,Assassin Bear chased him and defeated him,then,GAMATOTO ramdomly fired the cat cannon in the verge of death(LoL),and the cannon attack hitted the black pedobear,i mean,Assasin Bear and defeated him.The Face saw the pizza,but he was 50 meters away from the pizza.It took to him 617362884829957994729829992949305900948395839958399594990003133 bazillion years to reach to the pizza(LoL),and he was about to eat it,he saw the pizza expired 617362884829957994729829992949305900948395839958399594990003132 bazillion years ago.However,Pastry Cat made a futuristic pizza,but a Bun Bun Mecha(A Made-Up Metal Bun Bun variant)stole the pizza,and used a time machine to go back to 2016.

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    • A User named Pseudonomynous fought the stage Bun Bun Mecha was in but failed. Luckily, Pseudonomynous was awesome, so he built an anti-metal team and beat Bun Bun Mecha. The ga!e told him he got a pizza, so he looked and in his catfruit storage there was a pizza. He didn't know what to do with it so Pseudonomynous left it there.

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    • Shy Boy took the pizza.A group of Giraffe Cats saw him,and tried to chase him,but Shy Boy was too fast and scaped.Sanik appeared out of nowhere,and since he is faster than Assassin Bear,he stole the pizza from Shy Boy.Dreamy Cat,who fell from the sky(Fell from da sky cuz i was sent flying in my last apparition),and freezed Sanik.Deamy Cat took the pizza,and he ate half of the pizza.Bomber Cat threw lots of Bob-Ombs to Dreamy Cat and sent him flying(Again),but Dreamy Cat magically transformed into a White Dwagon(Dwagon means Dragon)(The character in mah profile image),since he now had wings,he resisted being sent flying,and started to fight with Bomber Cat(Actually,they were fighting like little girls LoL).Since no one watched over the pizza,Cyberhorn stole it,and cuz he is so slow walking,he decided to warp instead.Since it was a Futuristic pizza(Cuz Bun Bun Mecha bought it from year 617362884829957994729829992949305900948395839958399594990003133 bazillion),the half of the pizza Dreamy Cat ate was magically restored.

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    • Cyberhorn just so happened to warp into Calamary's lair, and became too weak to fight. Calamary took the pizza to her harbor, where...

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    • Calamary was defeated by Sunfish Jones. then some other stuff happens.

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    • The Sunfish Jones is gutted by Awakened Bahamut, who is then shot down by Hacker Cat, who was released from prison.

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    • The police come along and bash him up before sending him back to prison again without his computer.

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    • The police forgot to take the pizza, which proceeds to get stolen by Immortal Yukimura. He flies off and away from the scene to Canadia.

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    • If you mean Canada, he flies straight into a maple syrup factory, before being caught in a giant tuque and killed by beaver guards. The factory owners cover the pizza in gravy and cheese, but Maglev Cat steals it. (The smell was irresistible).

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    • Sushi cats steal the pizza from Maglev Cat as he was praising the pizza. Sumo cat, a worker of the Syrup Factory, eats the sushi cats as they are from his ethnicity(yknow, sumos and sushi). Sumo cat drops the pizza into the syrup converter.

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    • Sumo Cat seemed to have forgotten Sashimi Cat also existed. They avenge the Sushi Cats by choking Sumo Cat and escape Sumo Cat's throat and steal the pizza. Sexy Legs Cat assaults them all, taking the pizza, but is slapped in The Face by Kite Cat, who steals the pizza and runs away.

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    • Chuck Norris punches Kite Cat into his component atoms, and steals the pizza. Good luck taking it back.

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    • Another level 1 archer cat 360 noscopes the pizza from Chuck Norris, which in turn gets stolen by a gang of Bun Bun Chibis. Chuck Norris kills the Archer Cat, then gets beaten to death by the Chibis while he wasn't looking.

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    • Bun Bun Chibis start destroying the pizza, but the genes from the pizza cat make it so that the pizza cat is unable to be broken. The chibis are stuck together because of the syrup that the pizza was covered in when it got dropped into the conveyor.

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    • Meanwhile, Ninja Cat goes unseen and takes the pizza, cuts it up with his katana, and eats all but one slice. He stealthily goes off to Japan on his frog, holding the last slice in his hand.

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    • But the ninja cat hiding in the frog suit trips and falls, revealing hes there. Ninja Cat gets angry at him for pretending to be afrog, and while they're fighting a Ginger Snache comes by and takes the pizza slice.

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    • The Ginger Snache makes it to an island by raft (since it's weak to water naturally), which turns out to be an Island Cat in disguise. The island cat flings the Ginger Snache into the air, with the vacationing kitten catching the slice midair. The Ginger Snache then falls into the water and dies due to its weakness to water.

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    • Crazed bird comes along and quickly snatches the pizza from its grip.

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    • Then Crazed Bird realises it doesn't have anything to hold the pizza with so drops it into the trunk of Le'Boin

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    • What Le'Boin did not realize was that the pizza was still a pizza-cat. It can only be hurt by other pizza-cats. Suddenly, a second pizza-cat appears, and they both fall down a hole, to battle until the end of eternity. Meanwhile, Pastry Cat bakes ANOTHER pizza, which Alolan Form Exeggutor then steals.

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    • Pastry cat gets diabetes. rip


      Alolan Exeggutor gets rekt by Dober P.D.'s. They shockwave the pizza like holy...

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    • Duncle Sans wrote:
      Pastry cat gets diabetes.


      I like this one XD

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    • Balrog Cat kills them all with his unbeatable DPS. 10 gazillion Manic Island Cats then steal the pizza.

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    • A level 40+50 Megaphrodite appears with infinity hypermaxed Manic Eraser Cats guarding her. All of the Manic Island Cats die and the pizza is unharmed. The Eraser cats decide that even though they are manic, it's best not to fight a god. Megaphrodite goes back up into the heavens with the pizza.

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    • Is that the same heavens where Cruel Angel Clionel lives? :D

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    • Yes it is. However, after Clionel steals the pizza, Harambe gets jealous and takes it.

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    • Harambe is mistaken for an Angelic Gory and One-Shotted by the Jizo's Moving Castle with a crap ton of level 40+50 Jizos in it.The Jizos take the pizza and begin to think about how much it could sell for, and decide to auction it with massive amounts of security at the event.

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    • the other people at the auction had no money. i got it for 1 dollar. i now absorb the pizza then turn it into a godly pizza.

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    • Duncle Sans suddenly drops dead - watch out for quikscopers! Archer Cat steals the pizza, but faints - having been knocked out cold by Pai-Pai's hammer.

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    • Every Almighty kills Pai-Pai and steals the pizza. Being Greek gods, they bicker about who gets it. Phantom Thief Cat then steals the pizza.

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    • Reindeer fish cat comes along and disposes of Phantom Thief cat. He doubles the number of pizzas and eats one.

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    • The Build a Buddha cat comes and takes one pizza. Using psychic powers, he karate chops it in half. I then took the other half (How can I drop dead if I'm already dead?) from the Build a Buddha cat. I pay him 25 Astro-yen.

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    • Dreamy Cat and Bomber Cat continued fighting(We don't know how they reached here),and finally Dreamy Cat won.Dreamy Cat freezed time and stole the 2 halves,and Dreamy Cat went flying to heaven.Bomber Cat magically appeared in heaven,and since Bomber Cat wanted to get his revenge,they continued their fight(Fighting like little girls).Kurtis appears and takes the pizza,when he was about to eat it,a fallen angel steals it from him and goes back to the human world.Cosmic Cyclone defeats the Fallen Angel,but he has no hands and can't take the pizza,so he left it there.Some Waddle Dees appeared,took the pizza,and were carrying the pizza to Dedede's castle.In their way,Flying Ninja Cat appeared,defeated the waddle dees,and took the pizza.Kirby then appeared,and ate Flying Ninja Cat,but he accidentally ate a sleepy enemy,and got the sleep copy ability and fell asleep.Since no one was in there,Firework Guys took the pizza,but he was so weak that a Goomba one-shot killed him.Sudofox(A character that represents the Sudomemo.net website)took the pizza from the Goomba,but Flying Ninja Cat appeared(Even after being eaten by Kirby),came from above and stole the pizza from him.However,a Mooth came,beated Flying Ninja Cat,took the pizza and ran away to Sky Tower.Since Sky Tower is Rayquaza's home,Rayquaza beated Mooth and took the pizza.Now he has the pizza.

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    • Strike Unit R.E.I. easily disposes of Rayquaza and steals the pizza.

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    • Strike Unit R.E.I was unaware of his job; he thought he was a striker for a peewee soccer team. He messed it up somehow, and his team lost. He was ridiculed. Then he fell into a pit of depression. He got very drunk. Barney Gumble level of drunk. He got arrested. 

      During mealtime, he vomited up the pizza. After a couple minutes, Cli-one came. He took the pizza, unaware that it was regurgitated. The next week, his sentence was up, and Cli-one got out of jail.

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    • Cli One gets slowed down by build a Buddha cat. He then gets combo'd by Castaways. Lil' Bun Buns attack, but Build a Buddha cat teleports them to another dimension, full of Build a Buddha cats. Build a Buddha cat destroys a Lil Bun Bun, and Build a Buddha Cat destroys a Lil bun bun, and Build a Buddha cat destroys a lil bun bun, and.... (I pass out from exhaustion. A build a Buddha cat takes my breath and then gets the pizza from the Castaways.)

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    • Archer Cat uses its MLG splash damage to wipe all of the above cats out, while leaving the pizza intact. It then ties a blue ribbon around the pizza to see how long it would stay in the comments :)

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    • Since Archer Cat is long-ranged,he has problems beating close enemies,so Li'l Tank Cat approached and beated Archer Cat,took the pizza,but Ethanlac beated him and got the pizza.

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    • Dark emperor nyandum has his minions scare the crap out of Ethanlac and they bring the pizza back

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    • 12 hours and nothing has happened. Assassin bear kills pastry cat and nyandum. A WILD MUNCHLAX APPEARED!!! Wild MUNCHLAX eats the pizza and ends the pizza war II

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    • Master Kale and his elemental gummy monster kill Munchlax and steal the pizza. They summon a crap-ton of Pirate Otters to protect them.

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    • No idea how these "Pirate Otters" came to be, but Dark Otter and Catley are both pissed at them for name stealing. A fight ensues, during which God-Emperor Kamukura floats by and destroys them all, taking the pizza in the process.

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    • Brollow with his Godspeed swoops down and steals the pizza!

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    • I'm waiting...

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    • Brollow's massive velocity leads him to crash into the wall. Since he had lots of kinetic energy, he exploded. Then Tank Cat grabs the pizza.

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    • Kubilan Pasalan takes a bow, sending a shockwave and ripping apart enemy lines. Tank Cat is both awed and amused, and attempts to do the same, dropping the pizza in the process. He of course fails, and is humiliated. He bends down again to take the pizza, but so does Kubilan Pasalan. The shockwave pushes the pizza backwards, into a lake filled with Whale Cats.

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    • Cattle Bats 2 just released (just kidding no it didn't) and everybody went to see. Once they found out I was lying, they tried to get the pizza back. I merged with the pizza to become the almighty Pizzans.

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    • Duncle Sans is again shot down by a quikscoper, this one being Sniper the Recruit. However, a Metal One Horn walks forwards, and since Sniper the Recruit cannot knockback the Metal One Horn, the Metal One Horn casually takes the pizza.

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    • TheRealIAoE wrote: Duncle Sans is again shot down by a quikscoper, this one being Sniper the Recruit. However, a Metal One Horn walks forwards, and since Sniper the Recruit cannot knockback the Metal One Horn, the Metal One Horn casually takes the pizza.

      didn't I merge with the pizza? if the one horn took the pizza, then I'm taken with him.

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    • But then Metal One Horn is hired by Director Kurosawah to be a star, and MOH forgets about the pizza, so it falls onto a table at a restaurant where a Pastry Cat works.

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    • Pastry Cat is sleeping, so Maiden Cat takes the pizza. After that, she takes a history exam, and fails. Her teacher offers to let her pass the year in exchange for the pizza. She agrees.

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    • E043H.Nah appears and steals the pizza from the teacher.When he gave his first bite to it,he realized the pizza had vegetables on it and threw it away.It was E024Teacher Bun Bun's birthday,and Li'l Bun Bun wanted to give him a present.He found the pizza,removed the vegetables from it,took it,and gave it to Teacher Bun Bun as a birthday gift.

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    • Teacher Bun Bun is shot by Code Name Red Riding, who has formed an alliance with the other quikscopers. She attempts to take the pizza, but is attacked by Elemental Duelist Cat. She is unable to hit Duelist, who takes the pizza and runs.

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    • But Duelist didn't look where he was going, and fell into Tartarus,where all the Nyandams that have ever existed or been killed were hanging out. They killed Duelist because they don't like intruders, but they didn't care for pizza. Its useless! So, they turned it into a pizza monster as big as buildings and set it loose in Tokyo.

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    • Tokyo is already a big smoldering crater from the last Godzilla movie, so the pizza monster drowned. A piece of its remains is stolen by Rampage Cat.

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    • Then TheCatFarm appears and pulls out an omega scythe that makes u dash when u slice the air or an enemy and 3 seconds later rampage cat was cut into 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 HORYILLION PIECES and TheCatFarm runs and takes the pizza to Sector SX-2-0 which is locked and no one breaks in and he makes a pizza that secretly was poison and kills whoever touches it.

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    • The Cat Farm put tons of locks on it, but he didn't noticed the elephant in the room: The safe was made of Mercury. When the room became room temperature, it melted and got all over the pizza. He felt bad, so he removed the poison from the first one and took it. It was then stolen by Murderous Intent of the Dog (Doge Dark).


      (I'm not kidding. If you actually translate Doge Dark's Japanese name back to English, it becomes Murderous Intent of the Dog.)

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    • ._. . . . . .......................... Fien


      Then 677PoopillionZ appeared and one shot doge dark with gold crossbow and eats the pizza. it gave him explosive diarea that he exploded out the pizza which was made out of wet poop. Dammit I don't think anyone could eat that

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    • Nerd Cat activares a time machine, and rescues the pizza from its shitty fate. He sends it to a random point in time and space; A.K.A., the prison cell where Strike Unit R.E.I. is residing. He grabs the pizza and breaks out of the cell.

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    • R.E.I is in the perimeter of the prison. I spot him. I bone him from the back. I gave him a good time... whoops I think I overdid it. Nerd cat uses his time machine again, but due to his father not teaching him how to fix a rip in the space-time continuum, he is scattered through time and space. He is recreated as N.C. Nerd Cat. He grabs the pizza from R.E.I's already oily hands, and some sort of blue, thick liquid on his body, and teleports to his machine. Although being broken, he attempts to fix it.

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    • Capy has a jail break and steals the pizza with his mouth. He is going to critically eat it when Express Cat arrives at extreme speed and steals the pizza. He smashes into a Crazed Wall Cat and loses the pizza as it flies until it lands in front of Bore.

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    • Bore gets assasinated by elemental duelist cat and he sets it ablaze as its frozen like antartica, and then flies off into the sky with the help of bird cat

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    • Bird Cat is shot down with extreme prejudice by AA guns. Elemental Duelist falls down to a military base, and is taken as a POW. The pizza is handed to Metal Cat for no reason.

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    • Metal Cat is hit 12 times by Master A. He dies. lolol. Pizza is in master A's mouth.

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    • Den Doctor Kartios comes and reeks master A. From a range of 99999999999999999999 and eats the pizza but the pizza somehow reforms back in his stomach

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    • Nerd Cat uses a particle accelerator to teleport the pizza into his room. The Space Police then appear and lock him up for allegedly helping magicians. They also put the pizza in custody.

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    • i am neo psychocat and i teleport to the room at 12pm and i steal the pizza and ate it(i fixed the bite using the P.H.(pizza healer). finnaly i gobble it up.

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    • Meanwhile, in Tokyo, Dr. Doodman was making a super powerful time machine, and he finishes it and uses it,sending us back to the very first scenario, in which Doge has the pizza but gets jumped by Cat, Wall Cat, Gross Cat, and Momotaro, who take it (Go look at it if you don't believe me), BUT, in going back in time Dr. Doodman also caused somethings from other times to come back... So an Ursa Major steals the pizza from the cat gang.

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    • Ursa Major is nuked by Aphrodite and Archer Cat. They then duel to determine who gets the pizza, and Archer Cat wins. Little Leaguer Cat then runs off with the pizza, but he then gets into a duel with Tackey for all perpetuity.

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    • but i am pastry cat so i flinged a glob of whipped cream to 'glue'  little leager cat to the spot. I stole the pizza and at my cat base, i deracoted the pizza with as many sweet stuff with rotten cheese. i deliver the pizza to the next person's house and next person has to eat it.

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    • I have no idea what that last post was supposed to mean, so I'll continue from Ethanlac's.

      While Little Leaguer and Tackey are fighting, the constellation Cataur shoots two enchanted arrows at the two duelers from his spot in the night sky. The meme is revived, and the Cataur, who is no longer a constellation, but a revived mythical creature, gallops away with the pizza, only to run into another revived meme - Jiangshi - a resurrected terra-cotta warrior.

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    • Cataur wins the meme battle, but Jiangshi uses his lethal strike ability to get a sneaky attack in and steal the pizza. A stiff breeze then causes him to crumble into dust. Kory then picks up the pizza, but Gory takes it. It's night, so Kory shines a sun lamp on his back to become Berserkory IX. He blows up Gory and steals the pizza.

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    • but then beserkory gets wrecked by gao,who then steals the pizza and then proceeds to eat it but then the cat on top of gao steals it and runs away.cat stops in an alley to eat it,but practices the dab before eating.hyper mr notices,steals the pizza and runs away.he ran into a wall and faints.pizza drops on the ground

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    • i am ninja cat and by suprise, i take the pizza i immeldey gobble it up. (i banned time machiens). next person must end this

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    • Shushicat092, staup pls, Ill just go from LittleGreen5000

      The pizza goes unnoticed for 10 years, to where it grows in a magical Pizza tree! Now everyone is happy, but besorky tries to cut it down and steal it for his own deeds, but since the tree is magical, once ts chopped, it loses its magic. One pizza falls off as the rest are turned into ashes. Then Maglev cat runs off into the sunset with it to keep it safe iby leaving it inside itself.

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    • Maglev Cat slams into a solid wall and immediately dies. The police come over and arrest the pizza. Mr. then jumps out of the background and offers them a box of donuts in exchange for the pizza. They agree.

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    • Then Mr. notices that he is being watched by Heavy Assault C.A.T. Mr. runs away, with the helmetheads in pursuit. Their speed is so close though, that the chase lasts virtually forever. The race is decided when one of Mr.'s quikscoper friends shoots and impairs the C.A.T's spindly legs. Together, Mina and Mr. then bring the pizza to one of ther Bazooka Bros parties.

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    • Unforunately, someone accidentaly launched their bazooka, which causeda chain reaction that blew up the entire party and the Misters as well. In the explosion the pizza sailed into orbit.

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    • Donald Trump jumps into space, grabs the pizza, and falls back to Earth. We have the best pizzas, don't we, folks? He also makes the pizza YUGE, and makes Gato Amigo foot the bill.

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    • Donald Trump finds an unexpected ally in the form of Takeda Shingen. Their similarity -- the fact that they only oppose Blacks and Aliens -- created a close bond. But as the were about to split the pizza, the Immortal bird warrior Yukimura swoops in and steals it. He is knocked out of the sky by another Immortal warrior's tree, and Immortal Keiji steals the pizza and runs.

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    • But Metal Monstrosity (Custom enemy on my message wall) comes up, and Keiji puts the pizza down to fight. During their long fight, a sneaky Manic Lion Cat runs by and takes it. He runs to the bottom of the ocean to Manic Bases. There Manic Jameira, Manic Dark Cat, Manic Island Cat, Manic Mohawk Cat, Manic Eraser Cat, Manic Macho Legs Cat, Manic Dragon King, and Manic Flying Cat all sit at the table to eat while 5 Nerd Cats keep an eye on the door.

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    • Manic Flying Cat gets angry that he can't sit, and, in an argument with Manic Eraser, nukes the Manic Base. The Nerd Cats try and subdue him, but he nukes them too. Suddenly, he realizes that the pizza was nuked, too! Feeling shameful, Manic Flying Cat commits hara-kiri via nuclear laser.

      Necromancer Cat sneaks out from behind a pillar, and revives the pizza.

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    • In comes an army if 100 of each metal enemy (every metal enemy) plus Metal Bun Bun and Metal Nyandam(10 each) and they barge in and take the pizza.(albeit with a few casualties)

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    • Hayabusa cleverly knocks out all of them with one crit, and runs with the pizza.

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    • But alas, the time machine from earlier is not built by the man (he got a PhD as a doctor!), so it was never built, so we never came back, so the space-time continuum is messed up and everything on earth ends up on mars. All of the humans and animals die from suffocation, leaving the pizza to martians. About three dozen years later, the martians bring the Cats to life from the devices, so martians and Cats live in harmony until a Mythical Titan Cat steals the pizza (which has been preserved by martian tech). War breaks out between cats and martians over the pizza.

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    • The time machine, warping around time and space in a state of half-existence, explodes. Everything that happened in the new timeline poofs out of existence. Hayabusa has the pizza. A level 1 Li'l Tank Cat manages to sneak into his blind spot, kills him, and steals the pizza.

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    • Li'l Tank may have snuck successfully into Hayabusa's blind spot, but did he think he could outrun Manic Lion? The ravenous carnivore steals the pizza, and runs away. He then gives it to his friend Lion, who has the pizza stolen by him from a Drone Cat flying above.

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    • Queen B. appears and attacks Drone Cat from behind.Brollow used his super speed and short range to reach to Queen B's blind spot and defeated her. Sanada Yukimura saw the Brollow,and dueled him for the pizza.Both were defeated.Since there was no one looking at the pizza,a Waddle Dee took the pizza,but since they don't have a mouth,he couldn't eat the pizza,so he threw it away.Lil Cat(AKA:Weakest Cat ever)took the pizza.

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    • Donald Trump's Wall Cat grabs the pizza. Gato Amigo attempts to sreal it, but Wall Cat crushes his soft body.

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    • Wall Cat is no match for Manic Eraser Cat. The Vulcanizer takes the pizza.

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    • Manic Eraser Cat then realizes that he died in the nuclear explosion at the manic base. While he's having an existential crisis, Bernie Sanders steals the pizza.

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    • But then we go back to the Battle Cats Universe where a kind ol' Elder Sloth dips the pizza into his hot spring......eugh!

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    • I took the pizza from the hot spring,and used my holy healing powers to restore the pizza to its undipped state,but the pizza had vegetables so i threw it away.Shy Boy came to eat the pizza,but after giving his first bite,he realized that he is allergic to pizza,so he choked and died.A Croco and a Squire Rel saw the pizza,and they started to fight for it.Their fight continued for weeks,and they made the Croco army and the Squire Rel army were foundated,and they were making a "Civil War" for the pizza.After years of war,they ended in a tie,so none of them took the pizza. Prof. Cat Jobs took the pizza,but the pizza accidentally fell into one of his experiments,the experiment made a portal and sent the pizza to Teletubbieland.

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    • The Chaos Moon destroys Teletubbieland, but having gone through so much chaos, the pizza is rendered indestructible, and is the only thing that remains. A delighted Princess Kaguya jumps off of her craft, and moves for the pizza, but is beaten by none other than I.M.Phace. But then I.M.Phace's cousins Leggsy and Hannya both appear, and destroy their alienated relative. The terrestrial heads do not notice the princess nearby, who calls upon her dear friends the Peach Devils. Momotaro and his friends again appear in the fight for the pizza. They freeze Shy Boy and Hannya, and the Ancient Heroes zoom away in the Peachmobile, triumphantly holding the pizza.

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    • The Ancient Heroes are betrayed and killed by Kachi-Kachi. Kachi is then murdered, and the pizza stolen, by none other than the biggest, most imposingest creature of them all...

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      A Snache.

      How did it beat Kachi?

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    • Oh noes! Kachi Kaci was defeated by Snache's Watercolour Paints! How does that logic work? With the pizza in his mouth, Snache goes on a walk through the park to see the scenery and make the pizza his pet.

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    • But then suddenly, Ginger Snache pops out of nowhere, and starts beating up the normal Snache. But normal snache manages to convince Giner Snache to calm down, and they are about to split the pizza when Bird Cat swoops out of the park sky, taking the pizza. But he is then chased after by Crazed Bird, and the two fight. The pizza is dropped into a lake, where Jabbyjaws (check Flameburst215 on Reddit if you haven't seen his anjawlic shark) resided ever since being kicked out of heaven. He takes the pizza, and celebrates before having a meal. But during the celebrations....

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    • Angry Delinquent Cat storms in! He was Angry because Jabbyjaws stole his ice-cream from the fridge. Jabbyjaws gets beaten up, and Angry Delinquent Cat steals the pizza and he steals the rest of his ice-cream.

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    • A delighted Angry Delinquent leaves Jabbyjaw's river, but is then pursued by Raging Bahamut. However, a lucky hit stops the beast in midair, and he hitches a ride on the Maglev Cat to run away. He jumps off Maglev Cat at his stop in Monaco, where he gets into a fight with Helmut Krabbe. A sneaky Magica Cat summons the pizza with her magical wand, and floats away. She returns to the present time period, shaking off Angry Delinquent and Helmut Krabbe in the future.

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    • Black Bore storms in and steals the pizza with his Godspeed.

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    • But then he gets ganged on by the new Ubers: Dank Heroes. He escapes but gets Qwikscoped by Codename 'Red Riding' who takes the pizza to her granny who is an Elder Sloth. 

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    • I like Elder Sloths...

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    • Anyway,  the Elder Sloth in an Elder Sith and transforms into Dank--no, sorry, Dark Lazer who hides the pizza under her (?) helmet

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    • The strongest,mightiest,fastest,toughest unit of the game beated Dark Lazer.And that unit issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....



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      Firework Guys! xD But since the firework guys didn't wanted to leave their firework thing,they didn't took the pizza.Dober P.D took it,but in his way home,Celeboodle appeared and invited him to a date,he went to the date,but he forgot the pizza in the hot dog store.Shy Boy finally dealt with his pizza allergy,but when he gave a bite to the pizza,he remembered that he was allergic to pepperoni.He died...again.St. Pigge the 2nd took the pizza to her castle,and asked her Pigge guards to protect the pizza.

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    • The Salaryman Cat that she was keeping prisoner grew enranged, and evolved into Fire Festival Cat! The more the guards damaged him, the stronger he became. He steals and toasts the pizza.

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    • Cat Toaster gets pissed for being taken advantage of, and fires more bread at Salaryman's face. Toaster then evolves into Catophone, destroys Salaryman's eardrums, and walks away on his spindly legs.

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    • Catophone is then answered by Catman. Seeing that this was a trick, he kills Catophone by smashing the Phone part into the reciever. He then proceeds to grab the pizza from inside of Catophone.

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    • Catman is surprised by the sudden appearance of Dr. Mekako. The two strike up a conversation, then Mekako gets TF'ed and flies off into outer space, leaving Catman alone and lonely. He looks for the pizza, but then realized Mekako took it during the conversation. He flies off to outer space as well, looking for Astro Mekako.

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    • Catman remembers that he has to breathe, and wisely chickens out. Astro Mekako malfunctions in mid-flight and crashes, where a heavily damaged Catophone, with one eye replaced with a glowing light for some reason, takes back the pizza. A Li'l Cat then jumps inside Catophone's speaker, and he suffocates, then explodes for no reason. Li'l Cat takes the pizza.

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    • Sunfish Jones stole the pizza from Li'l Cat,and went to heaven.But in his way,he was detected by a radar,and was kicked out of heaven.He turned into Fallen Sunfish Jones.Baby cat's dad stole the pizza from the Fallen Angel Sunfish,and gave it to Baby Cat.

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    • The gods realized the chais this one pizza was making, and all the gods (greek, egyptian, christian, roman, muslim, ALL of them) focused one super beam of power onto the pizza, so powerful it almost broke the space-time continuum. The beam destroyed the entire solar system, but the pizza has weathered so much that all the beam did was char the pizza a bit. Angry, the gods condemned the pizza to hell, which managed to survive the blast (barely)

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    • Anubis, the god of Death, decides to cheat on his brethren, including but not limited to Zeus, Aphrodite, Ganesha, and Anubis. He then convinces the other underworldy gods (Hades, Pluto, Osiris, etc.) to join his side. They cross the River Styx, but on the way they face an obstacle - Hannya. In the ensuing commotion, a sneaky Express Cat is dropped. Express Cat snags the pizza and zooms away.

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    • The express Cat while trying to get out of hell sees a spaceship and drives inside to find cli one, galactic overseerer nyandam, bun bun symbiote, and shibalien all die to wargod shigen. Who sees the express cat and scares it so much it leaves the spaceship without the pizza. Now controlling the pizza wargod shigen decides to use the spaceship to go to vegas.

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    • Yukimura then appears, furious at losing the pizza so many times. He beats the Shit out of Shitgen, who is now just a gen, or Chinese stick. He swoops away, only to be confronted by Keiji. An enraged Yuki engages in battle, but cannot defeat the tree warrior. The two duel for near eternity, while Brollow swoops by and flies off with the pizza, further infuriating Yukimura.

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    • Yukimura is about to rek Brollow when he realizes it's brollow's birthday. So, he lets brollow have the pizza and walks off. Brollow then sells the pizza to Bore in exchange for some pasta.

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    • Bore is Killed by Those Guys and they take the pizza.Don't ask me how they did it,i don't know.But Bore's mom revived him with a reviver seed,and Bore started to chase the Those Guys.

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    • Those guys don't want to show how they killed bore so he kills them then runs off with the pizza but is stopped by a VERY ANGRY yukimura who kills bore and takes the pizza

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    • Yukimura's rage is so great, he catches fire. While he's busy burning to death, Mario starts backwards long-jumping, builds up negative speed for 12 hours, grabs the pizza, and warps into a parallel universe.

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    • I (since we registered I was Mario somewhere else) am traveling through this Parallel Universe, until I realise something. GASP! PIZZA IS BANNED HERE! Anyone with Pizza is put in Jail! So I do backwards long-jumping and build up negative speed for 12 hours until I warp back into the normal Universe with the Pizza. "At least Pizza isn't banned here" I think, happy I won't get put in prison in a Parallel Universe and lose the Magical Pizza of Pizzary Doom.

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    • The pizza falls through a vortex, spinning around a blackness. When it falls out, it lands a few centimeters away from Yukimura. He steals the pizza again, this time making sure nobody would be able to steal it back. But boy, was he wrong....

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