aka Don't even ask.

  • I live in California
  • I was born on April 1
  • My occupation is something
  • I am male

Hello there

I am no pro in battle cats (despite I'm at Midgame). (Last updated August 30, 2020.)

EoC (48z, 48z, 48)

ItF(48, 24, N/A)

CotC(N/A, N/A, N/A)

Key: N/A: Not completed Z: Outbreak done

I finally killed 4 cyclones and got the corresponding cats. I killed Red, Black, Divine, and White cyclone. I finally got Crazed Cat (I had to use one continue because when I lost I got the crazed cat to 50%.) So, I got crazed macho now. I also have Crazed Bird (One continue again), Crazed Lizard (2 continues), Tank, (No continues but CPU), and Cow. I don't have any advent cats, (Because I didn't beat an advent,) My true forms are K Dragon, Dark, Macho Leg, Island, Flying, Mohawk, Jamiera, Holy Valkyrie, Seafarer, Lion, Chill, and Eraser Cat.

I only got one individual uber. I truly think RNG hates me. I don't even have enough cat food to get eleven draws. My only uber-rare is (Dark) Catman.

no legend rares,

stuck on Jail Break Tunnel, please help me. I hate Sir Metal Seal...

Procured Hacker, Seafarer, Rich Cat Sr., and got two nenekos. Those nenekos are Witchy Neneko and Hoppity Neneko.

I can give you a personal strategy in any empire of cats stage and ItF chapter 1 stage. I can't beat very much of CotC with no continues so no guarantees there unless you got all my cats. Yeah. That's it.

My favorite Cats

Note: I need to see a very cool cat by its DPS, and health to give it this rank. So all cats in this category are highly recommended and there are no ubers on the list because they are very accessible

Seafarer: Useful in ItF and CotC for the abundance of aliens!

Eraser: A core cat in early-game, mid-game late-game, or even end-game. Only one knockback and VERY tanky.

Macho Leg: Another cat useful for ItF and CotC for the abundance of aliens.

King Dragon: An excellent ranged cat that outranges lots of challenging enemies!

Island: A cat that can critical and is strong against red enemies. (Crit chance bad but he once critted SMH and Metal Cyclone in a row...)

Crazed Wall: Same with Eraser, just faster

Achievements/deletion accounts (All unknown dates except No. 20)

  1. Got Battle Cats
  2. Defeated face
  3. Defeated first alien
  4. Battle cats got deleted (Due to the phone being destroyed)
  5. Redownloaded Battle cats
  6. Got Asiluga
  7. Got Hallowindy
  8. Went to the moon (Impossible with my cats)
  9. Deleted account (Due to changing phones)
  10. Redownloaded BC
  11. Defeated Facey Boi
  12. Defeated Nyandam
  13. Obtained Catman
  14. Defeated Bun Bun
  15. Evolved Catman to D. Catman
  16. Got to the moon (ItF)
  17. Killed Cli-One
  18. Obtained Crazed Cat
  19. Seafarer!
  20. Killed Cli-One (uberless)
  21. Went to the moon (Chap 2)
  22. Killed C. Valkyrie (Obtained H. Valkyrie) 7/26/2020
  23. Went to Halfway point of CotC and obliterated it (Cosmic Lounge)
  24. Got Catman to 30
  25. Chill!
  26. DIEDIEDIECRAZEDCOWCAT! (See ya later!!!) ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ
  27. Get lost, Crazed Bird!! ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ
  28. LIZARD IS MINE!!! ๐ŸฆŽ๐ŸฆŽ๐ŸฆŽ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ
  29. I got Crazed Tank Cat (CPU is help) ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿฑ
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  50. Why do you think I am there at this point idiot?


Get a new uber

Get Ururun Wolf

Get A. Bahamut

Z outbreak EoC 3

Beat Cat God

Get a wave attacker

My Meow Medals



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All my cats

PS, all bold things are TFed

Normal: Mohawk, Eraser, Dark, M. Leg, Lion, Flying, Island, K. Dragon, Jamiera

Special FNC, Knight, Samba, Titi CC, Merc CC, Holy Valkyrie Cat, Crazed Bahamut, All Li'l cats,

Rare: All rare gacha (Except Psychocat), Chill unlocked, all monthly cats, RBWD cyclones killed, corresponding cats unlocked

Super Rare: Rich Cat Sr., Seafarer, Fried Shrimp, Dancing Flasher,

Uber Rare: Dark Catman

Legend Rare: NONE

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