Dazai Tenji River is the first stage in the Moe Uzumasa School Attendance Stages.
The battle begins with a singular Doge that will re-appear every 13~16 seconds. Snache will start appearing at 3 seconds and will re-appear every 23~26 seconds. Once the base reaches 99% HP, Moe Uzumasa & Doge and Those Guys will appear.
- A very easy stage filled with basic weak enemies, even the Normal Cats are able to beat it.